I am SO fucking moving to Guam.

[Mr_Mischif]

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes/strangecust.shtml

#5 is the reason why.

[fire7882]

That job would suck. No experience plus blood everywhere??

[Ed]

http://www.plasticnipple.com/images/you're_a_fag1.jpg

[.:Zero:.]

Would you really wanna fuck a girl that has to pay some one to take their virginity?

[Mr_Mischif]

Would you really wanna fuck a girl that has to pay some one to take their virginity?

No; all girls would have to lose their virginity anyway, including the hot ones; I'd just leave the fatties for someone else.

[Ed]

"Oh excuse me ma'am, you are not my speciality, I need to call another service representative for you..."

*calls ______ (insert co workers name here)*

- Hey ____ its your cue...

*sighs*

- Aw man...

[Mr_Mischif]

"Oh excuse me ma'am, you are not my speciality, I need to call another service representative for you..."

*calls ______ (insert co workers name here)*

- Hey ____ its your cue...

*sighs*

- Aw man...

Well when you're good at what you do, you get promoted quickly! lol

[Ed]

Well when you're good at what you do, you get promoted quickly! lol

so that means that to fuck the nicer looking ones you gotta go thru what im going to call the "customers from hell"

[Mr_Mischif]

so that means that to fuck the nicer looking ones you gotta go thru what im going to call the "customers from hell"

I would assume it's like joining a frat; before you join, you have to pledge, which involves a lot of shit work.

[Ed]

I would assume it's like joining a frat; before you join, you have to pledge, which involves a lot of shit work.

frats ftl...

[Jimmy B]

accually.... repost