IA presents the roast of YSLBTT

["B"]

So Ed, what time do you get off work? I have the car and Sha is at work still. I am thinking about popping open the SoCo, but then I couldn't pick her up from work..

[william_jeff]

this is fucking gay

[ShooterMcGavin]

:stupid:

["B"]

Bitch, I didn't ask for you to come in here.

Beat it -------->

Unless you are going to pick Sha up from work so I can drink!?!?!?

["B"]

:stupid:


Follow him out the door than, fucker.:tongue1:

[ShooterMcGavin]

Never Follow...reps if you tell me whose motto that is :goodjob:

[Ed]

ill be home at 7. what do you wanna do?

[Hulud]

wait, when are you starting drinking?

[william_jeff]

Unless you are going to pick Sha up from work so I can drink!?!?!?

consider it done

and when she comes back home preggo, it ain't my fault

["B"]

wait, when are you starting drinking?

NOW, but I have to go pick up Sha from work.

My work truck is at her work, but Kevin will have to go pick that up.:lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

ill be home at 7. what do you wanna do?
have the surprise buttsecks with you...:idb:

["B"]

consider it done

and when she comes back home preggo, it ain't my faultSurgury = no kids for 5 years.

[Hulud]

NOW, but I have to go pick up Sha from work.

My work truck is at her work, but Kevin will have to go pick that up.:lmfao:
damn you getting on that shit EARLY! lol

["B"]

have the surprise buttsecks with you...:idb:That is NEVER a surprise, that was the bet that we made when we races. I OWN that brazilian ass now.



In other news; Ed, you should have gone to the movie by the lake. It was bad ass.

["B"]

damn you getting on that shit EARLY! lolI would be:D , but I can't:( .

[william_jeff]

Surgury = no kids for 5 years.

what does that have to do with me?

["B"]

ill be home at 7. what do you wanna do?


That is too late, I wanted you to pick up Sha. Maybe Shawna can do it.

["B"]

what does that have to do with me?


Nothing, just makes it that I get owned by you fuckin Sha, not us having a black baby.:lmfao:

["B"]

King "Daddy" Whore is back. For one day only. Take it like a man bitches.

[Hulud]

I would be:D , but I can't:( .
that sucks :(

[william_jeff]

Nothing, just makes it that I get owned by you fuckin Sha, not us having a black baby.:lmfao:

lol @ getting pwnt

i thought sha was shawna:gay:

[Ed]

oh so thats all you want me for huh... fuck you then...

and fuck all of you trying to roast me... im too busy to even read it... work is hell today

["B"]

lol @ getting pwnt

i thought sha was shawna:gay:



Dumb ass. Shawan has the bigger boobs, but Sha is much better than Shawna.

No offense Shawna. lol

[william_jeff]

aww somebody give david a speedo

so he can jump in the pool and cool off lol

["B"]

that sucks :(

I know, after 10 minutes I could have been 3 sheets in the wind already.

[william_jeff]

Dumb ass. Shawan has the bigger boobs, but Sha is much better than Shawna.

No offense Shawna. lol

well shit

time to make a mixed baby then:D

[Hulud]

I know, after 10 minutes I could have been 3 sheets in the wind already.
LOL seriously, especially with soco, its so damn good

i drink that shit like koolaid lol

["B"]

oh so thats all you want me for huh... fuck you then...

and fuck all of you trying to roast me... im too busy to even read it... work is hell today

We aren't trying to roast you. But you do need to get off work early to pick up Sha so I can drink.
GET OFF IA AND DO YOUR GOT DAMN JOB.

["B"]

well shit

time to make a mixed baby then:D


With Shawna or Sha?

["B"]

LOL seriously, ezpecially with soco, its so damn good

i drink that shit like koolaid lol


No doubt.

[Ed]

fuck you dude. lol ive been doing my job

[william_jeff]

With Shawna or Sha?

both if i can

:D

i'm greedy incase u haven't realized

["B"]

Then get off early, schmuck.

[ShooterMcGavin]

soco is the devil... :D

["B"]

both if i can

:D

i'm greedy incase u haven't realizedThat's cool. I leave for a week this Sunday, so maybe you can bang them both while I am gone.

:umno:

[william_jeff]

everything is the devil to you...

["B"]

soco is the devil... :D

No, the devil wears Parada.

["B"]

Ed, you aren't working, you are on IA AND myspace. What a fag!

[william_jeff]

That's cool. I leave for a week this Sunday, so maybe you can bang them both while I am gone.

you are the best friend ever:D

[ShooterMcGavin]

No, the devil wears Parada.
wtf is PARADA? :thinking:

[ShooterMcGavin]

everything is the devil to you...
yes, especially that foosball...

[william_jeff]

Ed, you aren't working, you are on IA AND myspace. What a fag!

and AIM

that fucker don't ever work, that's why he's always backed up

either at work or on some dude:lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

Ed, you aren't working, you are on IA AND myspace. What a fag!
lolz, busted!

["B"]

wtf is PARADA? :thinking:


Maybe it's Prada. lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

either at work or on some dude:lmfao:
actually he's mostly always working on some dude...:idb: :lmao:

[william_jeff]

yes, especially that foosball...

but what mama don't know...

[Kamikaze]

Never Follow...reps if you tell me whose motto that is :goodjob:

Audi

[ShooterMcGavin]

Maybe it's Prada. lol
good call, cuz i would think the devil could afford the real shit, not the nyc knockoffs :D

[william_jeff]

actually he's mostly always working on some dude...:idb: :lmao:


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

["B"]

and AIM

that fucker don't ever work, that's why he's always backed up

either at work or on some dude:lmfao:



You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to william_jeff again.

[Killer]

B, mix the soco with some vernors.... .... ..... perfection.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Audi
:yes: reps your way

[william_jeff]

lol

[Ed]

fuck you guys... i logged in myspace this morning trying to look at a comment i received, havent been sucessful so far because of work, ive been trying to read some threads on ia as well, but wasnt sucessful at that either, only reason why im here is because mr gay-shagwagen told me there was a thread for me...

and fuck you william jeff and wayne... we're not friends anymore...

lol

[Kamikaze]

:yes: reps your way

I was surprised no one had said it after 2 pages. So I figured I'd sneak in and claim the prize. :ninja:

[Kamikaze]

Woohoo I got 2 bars! :lmao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

and fuck you william jeff and wayne... we're not friends anymore...

lol
who said we were friends in the first place?? oooooooooooooooo buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn :lmfao:

[Ed]

who said we were friends in the first place?? oooooooooooooooo buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn :lmfao:

ok gotcha!

[william_jeff]

and fuck you william jeff and wayne... we're not friends anymore...

FAWK don't do me that way don't leave me

:gay:


































i dont give a shit nigga:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

i got my kool-aid and watermelon and fried chicken, i don't need you bitch:lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

this thread has been appropriately renamed :goodjob:

[Shawna]

hahaha what time does Sha get off?

["B"]

B, mix the soco with some vernors.... .... ..... perfection.

Back to work, fucker. I don't pay you to post on IA.

[Ed]

ok... i wont leave details on ia about what we talk about on aim... ill be nice.

[william_jeff]

LMMFAO @ THREAD TITLE CHANGE

"IA presents the roast of YSLBTT "

["B"]

fuck you guys... i logged in myspace this morning trying to look at a comment i received, havent been sucessful so far because of work, ive been trying to read some threads on ia as well, but wasnt sucessful at that either, only reason why im here is because mr gay-shagwagen told me there was a thread for me...

and fuck you william jeff and wayne... we're not friends anymore...

lol

That is exactly what I would say if I was a myspace whore too.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Back to work, fucker. I don't pay you to post on IA.
damn u actually pay him in the first place? :D

[Ed]

hahaha what time does Sha get off?

arent you supposed to defend me?

[william_jeff]

ok... i wont leave details on ia about what we talk about on aim... ill be nice.

:D :idb: :idb:

[Ed]

lmao love the new title... roast away bitches.

["B"]

ok... i wont leave details on ia about what we talk about on aim... ill be nice.You are lucky I don't know how to do it.

[Ed]

You are lucky I don't know how to do it.

http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/rodentfight2.jpg

[Killer]

damn u actually pay him in the first place? :D

B just likes to sound tuff on the intro net....


ya'll keep wondering where b is on a weekly basis, lets just say i keep the pimp hand strong, and bitch owes me money!!!

["B"]

damn u actually pay him in the first place? :D



Insert comment that would get me banned from IA here: _________________________________________,________ _____________________________________________!!!

[Ed]

alright lunch. ill be back. roast away fuckers.

[Killer]

Insert comment that would get me banned from IA here: _________________________________________,________ _____________________________________________!!!


LOL!!! racist!

["B"]

B just likes to sound tuff on the intro net....


ya'll keep wondering where b is on a weekly basis, lets just say i keep the pimp hand strong, and bitch owes me money!!!



I wish a mother fucker would. I will be at Sidelines on Wednesday to flip all you bastards off.:2up:

[william_jeff]

http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/rodentfight2.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps if i can

["B"]

LOL!!! racist!

Where did I say something racist?

[Killer]

alright lunch. ill be back. roast away fuckers.


word! grilled chicken here i come!!!!! (i've been marinating some chicken for a couple days now.. it's gonna be incredible!!!)

[Shawna]

haha Ed is a very hard worker jeez he's not even talking to me and we talk everyday



Bryon what time does she get off?

[ShooterMcGavin]

el o el @ ed and B in rodent form...

["B"]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps if i can
That shit wasn't funny fucker. How do I put that shit on IA? This dude is gettign faggotish on me on AIM.

["B"]

hahaha what time does Sha get off?

Damn, missed this post.

Like 5:30. But I have my work truck there too. Maybe I can go pick it up later tonight?

[william_jeff]

haha Ed is a very hard worker jeez he's not even talking to me and we talk everyday

he talks to me:D

i guess because we talk about hoes

["B"]

el o el @ ed and B in rodent form...

I am no rodent, my dick is too small to be a rodent.

[william_jeff]

That shit wasn't funny fucker. How do I put that shit on IA? This dude is gettign faggotish on me on AIM.

negatory motherfucker

indeed that there was some funny ass shit

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Shawna]

haha I get off at 530 earliest I could maybe leave would be 5 but let me know

[Shawna]

he talks to me:D

i guess because we talk about hoes


haha and what do you think we talk about

["B"]

he talks to me:D

i guess because we talk about hoes

Yeah, the three of us usually talk about how we plan to fill Shawna up. But then those two have to get offline and beat off. Then I go fuck Sha and it's all good.:lmfao:

[william_jeff]

haha and what do you think we talk about

your sexual escapades

i talk about you alot

i ask how you are doing

he says you're doing fine

then i tell him to tell you i say hello

but i don't think he ever does:(

["B"]

negatory motherfucker

indeed that there was some funny ass shit

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:



How do I do it _________r?

If you count the spaces, that says cocksucker, not a racist word.

[william_jeff]

Yeah, the three of us usually talk about how we plan to fill Shawna up. But then those two have to get offline and beat off. Then I go fuck Sha and it's all good.:lmfao:

:2up: :2up: :2up:


but it's true:lmfao:

["B"]

your sexual escapades

i talk about you alot

i ask how you are doing

he says you're doing fine

then i tell him to tell you i say hello

but i don't think he ever does:(


Owned by a Brazilian. Brazil doesn't ever win ANYTHING either. You must suck.

["B"]

:2up: :2up: :2up:


but it's true:lmfao:



:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[william_jeff]

How do I do it _________r?

If you count the spaces, that says cocksucker, not a racist word.

call me NBC because i am lost:D

["B"]

Will, did you really get fired? I know you probably can't swim (no racist pun intended), but you want to go to the lake?

[william_jeff]

Owned by a Brazilian. Brazil doesn't ever win ANYTHING either. You must suck.

fuck you hoe bag

i do not suck

but i am indeed the motherfucking man girl friend:D

["B"]

call me NBC because i am lost:D

:slap: How do you put AIM convos on IA?

["B"]

fuck you hoe bag

i do not suck

but i am indeed the motherfucking man's girl friend:D


fixed:tongue1:

[william_jeff]

Will, did you really get fired? I know you probably can't swim (no racist pun intended), but you want to go to the lake?

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER:2up: THAT WAS AS RACIST AS A RACIST CAN BE BITCH:lmfao:

naw i'm not fired, i was just fucking with you. damn didn't you ever see friday?:D

craig got fired on his day off...:???:

go to the lake...naw, i have an ocean:D

[william_jeff]

:slap: How do you put AIM convos on IA?

copy paste you ignorant son of a bitch:lmfao:


fixed:tongue1:

MAN that's gay:gay: :idb:

["B"]

copy paste you ignorant son of a bitch:lmfao:

It doesn't work that way faggot.

[william_jeff]

works for me

just select all of the text in the AIM box, copy and paste it on here

["B"]

YSLBTT (12:30:38 PM): lunch mofo
SilverStangGA (12:30:45 PM): job, now
YSLBTT (12:30:48 PM): right
SilverStangGA (12:30:52 PM): see, if you didn't eat, you could catch up
YSLBTT (12:30:53 PM): kil you
YSLBTT (12:30:55 PM): lol
SilverStangGA (12:31:06 PM): lol
YSLBTT (12:31:17 PM): ill be back
SilverStangGA (12:31:24 PM): peace
SilverStangGA (12:31:31 PM): i'll take 4 tacos
SilverStangGA (12:31:34 PM): and a sprite
YSLBTT (12:31:38 PM): ill give you a fuckin sausage
SilverStangGA (12:31:51 PM): faggot yo.
YSLBTT (12:32:07 PM): lol



Why Ed gotta be ghey and shit?

[ShooterMcGavin]

call me NBC because i am lost:D
hey dipshit i think you meant ABC :goodjob:

[william_jeff]

YSLBTT (12:30:38 PM): lunch mofo
SilverStangGA (12:30:45 PM): job, now
YSLBTT (12:30:48 PM): right
SilverStangGA (12:30:52 PM): see, if you didn't eat, you could catch up
YSLBTT (12:30:53 PM): kil you
YSLBTT (12:30:55 PM): lol
SilverStangGA (12:31:06 PM): lol
YSLBTT (12:31:17 PM): ill be back
SilverStangGA (12:31:24 PM): peace
SilverStangGA (12:31:31 PM): i'll take 4 tacos
SilverStangGA (12:31:34 PM): and a sprite
YSLBTT (12:31:38 PM): ill give you a fuckin sausage
SilverStangGA (12:31:51 PM): faggot yo.
YSLBTT (12:32:07 PM): lol



Why Ed gotta be ghey and shit?

LMMFAO:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

he was typing in pink in our AIM convo

he said some shit like....

i love it

i said fuck you

then he said when

...

[ShooterMcGavin]

oh don't get me started on the AIM convo, ed has a love for hulud that few knows about, i'll post up when i get home tonite :D

[william_jeff]

hey dipshit i think you meant ABC :goodjob:

something told me it was on ABC lol

i don't watch LOST so i wouldnt know you fucked up son of a bitch:lmao:

["B"]

LMMFAO:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

he was typing in pink in our AIM convo

he said some shit like....

i love it

i said fuck you

then he said when

...

B = no homo

[william_jeff]

oh don't get me started on the AIM convo, ed has a love for hulud that few knows about, i'll post up when i get home tonite :D

:eek:

[william_jeff]

B = no homo

WJ = no homo

["B"]

Why doesn't T-Pain's music page come up on myspace? Fucking bastards.

[william_jeff]

T-Pain is for gays, pussies, and all of the aforementioned faggatory peoples.

["B"]

WJ = no homo


B = no homo
-WJ=no homo
___________
Ed= homo

["B"]

T-Pain is for gays, pussies, and all of the aforementioned faggatory peoples.

I like his songs. Maybe B = gay after all.:(

["B"]

I like his songs. Maybe B = gay after all.:(


Then again, T-Pain > Nick Cannon.

[Ed]

wtf is this gay shit...

quit making up aim conversations...

quit making up that i write in pink

quit making up that i love hulud (actually when i first joined i hated him, because he was a douche to me)

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKING UP SHIT ABOUT ME... AND FUCK SHAWNA FOR NOT DEFENDING ME...

[ShooterMcGavin]

this IS a roast...

[ShooterMcGavin]

something told me it was on ABC lol

i don't watch LOST so i wouldnt know you fucked up son of a bitch:lmao:
then quit making references to shit u don't know about u ignorant sumvabitch :chuckles:

["B"]

wtf is this gay shit...

quit making up aim conversations...

quit making up that i write in pink

quit making up that i love hulud (actually when i first joined i hated him, because he was a douche to me)

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKING UP SHIT ABOUT ME... AND FUCK SHAWNA FOR NOT DEFENDING ME...


I didn't make up anything about you. I just copied your gheyness and highlighted it in pink. WJ said you wrote in pink, not me.

[Ed]

I didn't make up anything about you. I just copied your gheyness and highlighted it in pink. WJ said you wrote in pink, not me.

that conversation is made up i never said such thing.

["B"]

Bitch please, it is saved on my computer and I am bringing it to Sidelines now. Just because you want to claim "straight" status again.


lol

[Ed]

claim straight status? i KNOW i am...

["B"]

That is not what AIM shows. lol

[Ed]

whatever. your thread fails.

/thread

[ShooterMcGavin]

whatever. your thread fails.

/thread
:no: /thread when i say so :tongue1:

["B"]

HAHAHA

Ed has no powers.

[Ed]

fuck you then bitch

[ShooterMcGavin]

he has the power to be as gay as he wants to be, which seems to be a pretty impressive power considering how gay he's shown himself to be :goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 12 (12 members and 0 guests)
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damn look at all the attention ed's getting....what's up will, i see u lurking, i know u always got :2cents: to pitch in, let's have it :D

[Echonova]

Notes? Don't have the time to read 7 pages of B's whoring.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Notes? Don't have the time to read 7 pages of B's whoring.
ed's gay, we're just giving him hell for it :goodjob:

[Echonova]

So that's why he has the rainbow bumper sticker......

[ShooterMcGavin]

So that's why he has the rainbow bumper sticker......
lolz, the roast continues

[Ed]

lmao great...

i hope will doesnt join in...

[Echonova]

Ed's ass has been hit so many times when he farts it sounds like this






.

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^i don't get the joke....therefore it must not be funny :goodjob:

[Ed]

Ed's ass has been hit so many times when he farts it sounds like this






.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +1 if i can... -1 for being about me though... lol

[Echonova]

Ah, well. That's what I get to trying to tell a gay joke Ed hasn't heard. That's hard to do.


Edit: I WIN!!!!!!!!!!

[Echonova]

Do you know how Ed's B/f fakes an orgasm?




Throws yogurt on Ed's back.

[Ed]

Do you know how Ed's B/f fakes an orgasm?




Throws yogurt on Ed's back.

lmao jesus that is so nasty fuck you

[william_jeff]

all i have to say is fuck bitches

get money

[william_jeff]

I didn't make up anything about you. I just copied your gheyness and highlighted it in pink. WJ said you wrote in pink, not me.

nuh uhh

i said no such thing

i said that david hasselhoff lookalike wrote in purple, fucking gay dinosaur


So that's why he has the rainbow bumper sticker......

FAWK

i thought i was the only one that noticed that gay ass shit on that slow ass evo

[Doppelgänger]

porkchopsandwiches!!!!

["B"]

Notes? Don't have the time to read 7 pages of B's whoring.

Yeah, I should be out working.

["B"]

Slow ass Evos FTL

[william_jeff]

yea them evo's be doing stupid shit like using power to turn two more wheels than needed. Honda knows that all you need to move a car is two wheels(one wheel if your lucky) and VTEC.

fuck AWD and Turbo

that shits for bitches, hoes, fags, scally wags, pussies, and bitches.

did i say bitches, o well bitches too

["B"]

Honda FTW.

[william_jeff]

damn right two wheel motion @6100rpms ftw

[Shawna]

wow I missed a lot

["B"]

Third row seat FTW.

[Ed]

william_jeff: i do have a confession
YSLBTT: ?
william_jeff: while i was on my daily interweb travels
william_jeff: i walked onto my myspace page and proceeded to look at my friends list
william_jeff: upon lookin on my friends list i clicked on page 2 of my friends list and i saw yslbtt, and so i clicked
william_jeff: so i walked all upon his pages of evo pics and i must say that
william_jeff: ....
william_jeff: hold your breath you brokeback summabitch
william_jeff: ...
william_jeff: that fuckin evo is hot
william_jeff: lol
william_jeff: dnt be usin that shit against me no more u fucktard
william_jeff: lol
YSLBTT: lol
YSLBTT: i know my evo is hot
YSLBTT: shit
william_jeff: cocky sonuvabitch aint u

[william_jeff]

LMAO this is some bullshit for your ass

[Echonova]

LMAO this is some bullshit for your assI think YSLBTT wants something else near his ass....

["B"]

LIES. That shit is soooo fake.

[ShooterMcGavin]

as promised, this was part of our aim convo from last wed :goodjob:

[20:23] yslbtt: ok, any singles?
[20:23] wayneR516: nope
[20:23] wayneR516: hulud :)
[20:23] wayneR516: lolz
[20:23] yslbtt: huluds so hot
[20:23] wayneR516: i'll tell him u said that
[20:25] yslbtt: ill try to stop by
[20:26] yslbtt: you fags
[20:26] yslbtt: tell hulud i said xoxo

["B"]

YSLBTT is the gheyness.

[Ed]

whatever with this fake bullshit

["B"]

LIES!!!

[Hulud]

ed, i dont feel comfortable around you anymore

im removing you from my myspace friends lol

[Ed]

ed, i dont feel comfortable around you anymore

im removing you from my myspace friends lol

*heartbroken*

fuck you bitch :D

btw sidelines tomorrow, whos going?

[Hulud]

lol i think ill be there after work (i get off at 8)

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^ed will help u relax after a long day at work :idb: :lmfao:

[Ed]

^^^ed will help u relax after a long day at work :idb: :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:umno:

["B"]

I'll be there (Sidelines)