WTF is wrong with gay ppl

[Extrememustang]

Ok we ALL got it your gay. What I dont get is when someone figures out they are gay and tells everyone, EVERYTHING changes, from their voice tone to clothes. Also why do gay ppl PROMOTE it sooo much and tell everyone they are gay, who cares! My wofe said at her work she had to call a gay guy to confirm his reservation to get his cat spayed and like 15 times he said he was gay, WE GET IT OK. Also his email was freakygayboy at yahoo I think. So I know Im ranting but shit ok your gay so your weird I guess thats why you cant just be a normal smoe who likes dudes. OMG and black gays are the most extreme in behavior.

[quickdodge®]

Later, QD.

[Extrememustang]

Lol oh come on man, I was wacthin tv and made me think of it

[koukis14]

Not all gay people are like that, just the dumb ones. All races, religions, ect... have people like that. There are people that like to point out hey are black, or Jewish, or Republican over and over again too.

And yes I talk to gay people that like to remind me of it. I think it is a defense mechanism(sp?). So if later they have a problem with the bill they can say (your ripping me off becasue I am gay, or a Jew).

Or maybe they have NO fucking life at all and they want to talk. Just tell them to go to IA so they can be around other people like them.

[sprix!]

Lirl @ the email address thing.

[Extrememustang]

Lol like hey its cause Im black why this bill is high? Also what is it about hey if your gay all you do is think about sex? I mean wtf just cause they are gay they have to act like horny toads.

[koukis14]

I think about sex constantly and I am not gay. Then again it is summer and the young female customers are wearing less and less clothes. There are some HOT fucking girls out there and drive VWs.

[Extrememustang]

I know we all do but do we CONSTANETLY talk about it though

[koukis14]

I know we all do but do we CONSTANETLY talk about it though

How drunk am I when me are gauging this?

[Lucky DAWG]

I know we all do but do we CONSTANETLY talk about it though

i do haha

[umairejaz]

dude hahaha this thread is awesome. +1

[Extrememustang]

Lol

[umairejaz]

damn it... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Extrememustang again.

ill get u back if i can remember!

[Lucky DAWG]

yea on a serious note though, i have honestly know idea how your voice can change overnight simply because you're gay

its like shut the fuck up and go make love to your man behind a closed door, no one wants to see that. as long as its not advertised, i could give a shit what you are up to

[Extrememustang]

AHAHAH same here I need to spread the love around first.

[umairejaz]

^I think its all in a person's head, i dont believe in gay people.

[Extrememustang]

yea on a serious note though, i have honestly know idea how your voice can change overnight simply because you're gay

its like shut the fuck up and go make love to your man behind a closed door, no one wants to see that. as long as its not advertised, i could give a shit what you are up to

I know, we dont care wtf you do just dont tell us about it and yea oh your voice is deep, now your gay and your voice sounds like you just smelt some cookies or something. Just be NORMAL wait can you be normal since your gay. I just dont get them.

[umairejaz]

i dont believe in gay people.

[Extrememustang]

LOL its not a faith its not being normal and being a freaking weirdo

[umairejaz]

I wonder if we have any people who *think* they are gay here on IA.

[umairejaz]

If your gay, post up. If your female, pm me.

[SatansRectum]

gay people are fuckin gay

[SatansRectum]

i hear they fart mayonaise

[umairejaz]

^lololol

[Extrememustang]

YOUSEF, J/K

[HvyArms]

Gay dudes voices change, because there's a gay dialect or accent. Along with this, comes a change in the voices pitch.

Gay dudes keep telling you they're gay, because they don't really want to be gay. They actually are telling you, in hopes that you'll help them to become ungay. This usually takes a bat, or the butt of a gun.

Gay dudes dont act "normal" because they aren't normal. They're queer...duh!

Next time you meet a gay dude, who wont stop telling you he's gay...give him a punch in the gut. But preface it with something unassuming, like "Oh you're gay? That's cool. Man it's warm out today, what do you think? 90...maybe 92 degrBAAAMMMM"

When he's doubled over, just before he drops to his knees, lean in and say in your calmest voice "You're gay...I got it...don't tell me again".

It works

[Kevykev]

I hear that the flamboyant gays are looked down on by the conservative gays.

[Extrememustang]

Gay dudes voices change, because there's a gay dialect or accent. Along with this, comes a change in the voices pitch.

Gay dudes keep telling you they're gay, because they don't really want to be gay. They actually are telling you, in hopes that you'll help them to become ungay. This usually takes a bat, or the butt of a gun.

Gay dudes dont act "normal" because they aren't normal. They're queer...duh!

Next time you meet a gay dude, who wont stop telling you he's gay...give him a punch in the gut. But preface it with something unassuming, like "Oh you're gay? That's cool. Man it's warm out today, what do you think? 90...maybe 92 degrBAAAMMMM"

When he's doubled over, just before he drops to his knees, lean in and say in your calmest voice "You're gay...I got it...don't tell me again".

It works

LOL repped. One question though why would they tell you their gay if they want you to make them ungay. i think they are actually networking to look for other gaybos.

[Extrememustang]

I hear that the flamboyant gays are looked down on by the conservative gays.

WOW its a society now.

[HvyArms]

LOL repped. One question though why would they tell you their gay if they want you to make them ungay. i think they are actually networking to look for other gaybos.

nah you're right, they're trying to figure you out. maybe to attract you, or just see how you respond.

You just gotta play it off like this...

Gay dude: Hi I'm Ted...but my friends call me Tina...you know...because Im GAY:gay:

You: Damn I love pussy.

[puregroove]

This thread is hilarious... +1

[koukis14]

Gay dudes voices change, because there's a gay dialect or accent. Along with this, comes a change in the voices pitch.

Gay dudes keep telling you they're gay, because they don't really want to be gay. They actually are telling you, in hopes that you'll help them to become ungay. This usually takes a bat, or the butt of a gun.

Gay dudes dont act "normal" because they aren't normal. They're queer...duh!

Next time you meet a gay dude, who wont stop telling you he's gay...give him a punch in the gut. But preface it with something unassuming, like "Oh you're gay? That's cool. Man it's warm out today, what do you think? 90...maybe 92 degrBAAAMMMM"

When he's doubled over, just before he drops to his knees, lean in and say in your calmest voice "You're gay...I got it...don't tell me again".

It works

That is the most redneck shit I have ever heard. Go ahead and hit people because they are gay and see how that goes over for you. Have fun in prison, it is called a hate crime.

[HvyArms]

I've never been to prison for hitting someone because he was gay.

I've never been a redneck.

I don't hate gay people, God does...according to the Bible. And I'm not even Christian.

[Echonova]

If your gay, post up. If your female, pm me.See, the thing is, most guys think if they stumble upon two lesbians they will ask him to join in...... They won't. They don't like dick probably for the same reasons I don't. Ewwww.

[Lucky DAWG]

That is the most redneck shit I have ever heard. Go ahead and hit people because they are gay and see how that goes over for you. Have fun in prison, it is called a hate crime.

easy kujo

[Extrememustang]

lol

[SixSquared]

Whatever... don't hate cause I'm a homo. :P

[miro_gt]

gay people are fuckin gay


LMAO

[HvyArms]

You're not a "homo". You're a girl, so you don't even count.

You got boobs, so everything you do is alright.

[SixSquared]

I love my little double standard.

But anyways.. stfu and watch girls make out with each other.. makes life MUCH better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrchjClA70I

[Maniaç]

I know acouple gay guys at work, and who cares if they are and keep showing it. they're still very cool people. yes, its wrong. but who gives a shit?

[SixSquared]

^^ It's so not wrong.

[Maniaç]

^^ It's so not wrong.i know, so are you gonna rep me or what? haha!

[Humphrizzle]

do you think people are born gay?

i do not.

i think becoming gay is actually an enfatuation with someone that you want to be like.

[Maniaç]

do you think people are born gay?

i do not.

i think becoming gay is actually an enfatuation with someone that you want to be like.i don't know or want to know how someone becomes gay. but funny story, i asked one of those guys at work that are gay this question..

Me- When did you find out you were gay?

Gay guy- When i had a dick in my mouth. i "LOFLIRL"

[Humphrizzle]

LOL!!!!!
thats funny as shit.

[Extrememustang]

Ok you guys missed the point. Gay girls act normal. What I was trying to say wtf is up with gay guys. When they think THEY ARE GAY THEIR ACCENT CHANGES AND ALL THE DO IS TALK HOW GAY THEY ARE. That was the point of this, meaning WHY do their stupid voices change from normal to high pitch.

[Extrememustang]

This thread is crazy like my sig

[deathrex]

I have a theory of where gay guys come from. I was really drunk one day when i thought this up tho.:cheers: But here it goes, everyone knows babys are supposed to be born head first, But on ocasion they are born legs first. So when the dude is :idb: the chick he goes a little to far and accidentally sticks it into the babys ass. And that is how gay men are born.

But i used to work at Abercrombie and there are alot of gay guys that work there. My old manager was gay, and he used to tell me his dad told him faggots go to hell everytime he saw him. haha. One of my co-workers used to talk about all his homo encounters, It scared the hell out of me. Honestly i dont care what gays do as long as i dont have to see it or hear about it.

[Double_0_Rusty]

my old boss is gay, and he was cool as shit. You couldn't tell he was gay until he started talking and then his gayness showed.

[Double_0_Rusty]

This thread is crazy like my sig

your sig is mad random:lmfao:

[Extrememustang]

lol