Dear Jennazee....

[Fred Sanford]

Fred G. Sanford here, the G stands for Good-looking. I was wondering if you partake of the ding-a-lings of the dark persuasions. I ask because I would be willing to drill your ovaries like they contained fossil fuels. I'd do this at no charge, and would even be so kind as to pull out and spunk on your tummy.
I'd be willing to buy you dinner (Wendys $.99 menu), take you to a film (adult theatre), and even take you back home (bus fare).
Let me know what you think and we can hook something up for this weekend.
Looking forward to your sweet kisses on my naughty bits,
Fred G. Sanford

[iloveboost]

Hahahahaha!!!

[william_jeff]

this thread has much potential to blowuptuate

[Benefit]

lmao

[2.0civic]

fred FTMFW

[hydroshutter]

Who can say no to that?

[Sol-Badguy]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Sanford is the man.

[The Ninja]

Lol, came outta the red real quick.

[Echonova]

Lol, came outta the red real quick.Almost tooooo quick...Hmmmmm

[Maniaç]

LIRL! Fred knows how to talk to the ladys. +3

[civic95]

Get in line!

[Fred Sanford]

C'mon, where you at white girl? I saw you lookin in here a minute ago. Mah purple headed warrior is aching to be parked in your garage. I'm kidding, but really..lets hook up. You can invite a lady friend even. You on her, her on you, y'all on me.

[Maniaç]

im sure jenna will be down for that, sounds like a good time... yall kids have fun now. hahaha!

[Jennnzee]

HAHA...........





























Im leaning towards NO

[Fred Sanford]

I wanted to save this for later as a surprise, but if you act now, I will break out some purple drank. We can grip N sip all night long.

[Jennnzee]

NOT THE PURPLE DRANK?!?!

[tony]

lol this dude does not dissapoint

[william_jeff]

lol

[Fred Sanford]

Yeah, purple drank. I'll even break out some urnge faygo baybee. I don't cut corners when it comes to romancing my ladies. If you play your cards right, there might be some blackeyed peas and cornbread in this for you too.

[iloveboost]

lol this dude does not dissapoint
Disappoint isn't in Fred's vocabulary.

[2.0civic]

POST NUDES

[Jennnzee]

I feel that if Im going to go anywhere with you Fred I do need to see some pics..........Im not talking about you pushing your rusty shopping cart around the dumpsters either......you know what Im talkin about ;)











DONT disappoint me Fred

[Fred Sanford]

POST NUDES
You want me to tuck it or do you prefer the full monty?

[Maniaç]

this threads to hardcore for my "virgin" eyes.

[2.0civic]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE 350 CHICK LIRL

[Fred Sanford]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE 350 CHICK LIRL
My offer still stands.

[Maniaç]

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oh shit, david in da house!!!

[william_jeff]

lol

[2.0civic]

NAH IM GOOD


My offer still stands.

[2.0civic]

ALEX YOU GOING TO BE AT THE MEET TONIGHT?

[d993s]

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oh shit, david in da house!!!


I'm just trying to see nudes of Jenna.........the only way I can see her naked; on the internet :rolleyes:

[Maniaç]

ALEX YOU GOING TO BE AT THE MEET TONIGHT?
yes sir, im gonna meet up with Will and alittle bit, and chill out for a bit and roll down there.
we'll be rolling in my car, gonna meet up with some BiH1320 fag from IA @ bp around 7:50. he doesn't wanna roll alone, what a fag. hahaha! what time you rolling threw?

[Fred Sanford]

I feel that if Im going to go anywhere with you Fred I do need to see some pics..........Im not talking about you pushing your rusty shopping cart around the dumpsters either......you know what Im talkin about ;)
DONT disappoint me Fred
C'mon white girl, I ain't got time for games. Since you're so stuck on pics, then here is a photo from my last advert.
http://i4.tinypic.com/6c73wu8.jpg
Enjoy babe. Now when we gonna hook it up for some bump-n-grind & grip-n-sip?

[Jennnzee]

Nevermind you Fred, David's here!

[Maniaç]

I'm just trying to see nudes of Jenna.........the only way I can see her naked; on the internet :rolleyes:
you're not missing anything special! :lmfao: oh damn!

[2.0civic]

yes sir, im gonna meet up with Will and alittle bit, and chill out for a bit and roll down there.
we'll be rolling in my car, gonna meet up with some BiH1320 fag from IA @ bp around 7:50. he doesn't wanna roll alone, what a fag. hahaha! what time you rolling threw?

probably going to lawrenceville meet then going to the lady friends house for a bit so IDK about the V tonight

[2.0civic]

you're not missing anything special! :lmfao: oh damn!

LOL us black people are all about the snow bunnies

[Jennnzee]

WTF Alex?

I thought it was a secret!

[Maniaç]

probably going to lawrenceville meet then going to the lady friends house for a bit so IDK about the V tonight
dude, just cancel the G-meet. for today, but if you're going to see a "lady" friend go for it man... have fun...

but if you're down to hangout just give Will a call, im gonna be stuck with him all day.

[Leadfoot_mf]

d you get my m62 yet?

[Maniaç]

WTF Alex?

I thought it was a secret!
:rolleyes: bros before ***'s! hahaha! J/P!

[Echonova]

I'm posting pics tonight...I won't be able to hit the Varsity but I will be at 104/Pleasant Hill on Sat...Let's see who has the balls to approach me.....
Bring the date to her Sanford.

[d993s]

Nevermind you Fred, David's here!

Stop trying to make me fall for you...........I already have.
And it hurts.

What can I do?

Advice?
(Alex, where are you? I need further instructions)

[Maniaç]

Stop trying to make me fall for you...........I already have.
And it hurts.

What can I do?

Advice?
(Alex, where are you? I need further instructions)
ill tell you the secret later... :ninja:

Bring the date to her Sanford.
and about that, PM conversation ftw! im gonna be the first guy on IA to meet her in real life... :D

[Fred Sanford]

Bring the date to her Sanford.
Oh shit son. I'll show her the sanford charm for realz. If she repels me, there is always rape.

[d993s]

Fred, right now I'm at the Carrabba's in Gwinnett with WickedIXMR.........chugging drinks.
You can bring Jenna here and I'll buy you both drinks.

Peace niggas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I wanna watch.

[Fred Sanford]

Nevermind you Fred, David's here!
Obviously you prefer the teeny-tiny white boy cawks. I'll take your hint and be on my way then. You don't know what you're missing girl. Just one question before I go....does this rag smell like chloroform?

[Maniaç]

Fred, right now I'm at the Carrabba's in Gwinnett with WickedIXMR.........chugging drinks.
You can bring Jenna here and I'll buy you both drinks.

Peace niggas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I wanna watch.
david, Will and i are going to the V later, come roll with us man.

[Lamont S.]

Hey Pop,
Why you trying to act a fool in this computer? You know you not up to any good now.

[Lamont S.]

Pop, why don't you act your age instead of your shoe size.

[Fred Sanford]

You big dummy, comin up in here and embarrasing your old man. You tryin to gimme the big one?

[Humphrizzle]

whats the big one?

[Lamont S.]

Pop,
You better be on your way over here soon to help me work on the truck. Aunt Ester will have a fit if she knows where you was.

[iloveboost]

LMAO! The plot thickens.

[Echonova]

LOL.. My chest... My chest...plot thickens indeed.

[Aunt Ester]

i told ya boys to get over here and fix this truck!

[Lamont S.]

Ester, go'n now. I'm getting Pop as we speak.

[Aunt Ester]

doncha tell me, boy.


hurry on over and fix the truck.

[Fred Sanford]

i told ya boys to get over here and fix this truck!
Ester, why don't you go smash your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

damn son you must be balling to pay for her bus fare back home......thats a pretty nice thing to do for the first date.

[Lamont S.]

Don't you tell me what I will and won't do, Ester. I've about had it up to here with your lip.

[Aunt Ester]

alright but hurry on now!

[Jennnzee]

Ester, why don't you go smash your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

^^Hmm.....Sounds familiar.....?

[Lamont S.]

Everythang sound familiar to you girl.

[Lamont S.]

"Is your baby daddy name Lafon?" Jennzee: Hmm, dat sound familiar.