I can't stop itching my balls....

[PhAtBoYMr2]

what are the chances i have caught an std?

[DrunkScotsman]

do they glow in the dark yet?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

no...they just itch

[xLSTONEx]

it happens, did you just shave them 2-3 days ago. Thats when mine start itching the most......

[Crazy Asian]

1 in a billlion but since your black 1 in 1

[Tasuki_Civic]

do they glow in the dark yet?


haha

[Tasuki_Civic]

what are the chances i have caught an std?
http://www.razor-gator.com/BurnGallery/burn3.jpg

you got that on your nuts

[PhAtBoYMr2]

tasuki can you check my nuts out for me?

varsity 10 o clock sound good?

[Bballjamal]

sucks.....

[Extrememustang]

You got the crab

[DrunkScotsman]

lmao
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/balls.jpg

[TIGERJC]

You got crabs mark :lmao:

[Tasuki_Civic]

tasuki can you check my nuts out for me?

varsity 10 o clock sound good?


Actually my Friend Rick specialty is checking balls out.....all you have to do is bend over and he will make sure everything looks and feels great. heres his number 404 798 3954. When he answers tha phone ask for "Mr. Dic'em Down" he knows what you need for him to do.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

crabs can be cured right?

[DrunkScotsman]

10-4 , try melted butter

[Tasuki_Civic]

crabs can be cured right?


NOPE YOU FUCKED!! you can only prevent from them coming back like herpes

[PhAtBoYMr2]

ok guys i just realized i put on some boxers that were dirty since last week

let me change them and see if that helps

[TIGERJC]

ok guys i just realized i put on some boxers that were dirty since last week

let me change them and see if that helps
dumb ass

[xLSTONEx]

ok guys i just realized i put on some boxers that were dirty since last week

let me change them and see if that helps
take a damn shower

[Tasuki_Civic]

dats nasty ....you a nasty ass! dont you separate ya dirty laundry with your clean stuff?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hahahahaah i was only kidding

i don't wear panties

[PhAtBoYMr2]

or boxers

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Ok i'm too drunk for this....

yousef lock this shit man!

[seksicarlovinchick]

what are the chances i have caught an std?

Did you fuck a random dirty hoe? If you met her at a bar or knew her less than a day...chances are you are carryin bugs. You may also just be irritated from the heat...maybe... Do you shave? That could be it too...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Did you fuck a random dirty hoe? If you met her at a bar or knew her less than a day...chances are you are carryin bugs. You may also just be irritated from the heat...maybe... Do you shave? That could be it too...

i do shave
i do fuck random bar sluts
and it is hot as fuck outside

My friend told me to get tested in 6 weeks....if magic johnson can get a cure for aids i think i can too

[seksicarlovinchick]

i do shave
i do fuck random bar sluts
and it is hot as fuck outside

My friend told me to get tested in 6 weeks....if magic johnson can get a cure for aids i think i can too

Stop shaving for 2 weeks see if that helps, maybe some baby powder to reduced rubbage, and wrap it up.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Stop shaving for 2 weeks see if that helps, maybe some baby powder to reduced rubbage, and wrap it up.


you seem like you know your stuff...

do you have aids too?

[quickdodge®]

what are the chances i have caught an std?

I'd be more concerned with why the fact that it took you so long to finally let them drop. Later, QD.

[seksicarlovinchick]

NOPE YOU FUCKED!! you can only prevent from them coming back like herpes

You can get rid of crabs, they are like ball lice...just some shampoo and cream...and clean all your shit.

[seksicarlovinchick]

you seem like you know your stuff...

do you have aids too?

Mom is a nurse, I have an IQ higher than double digits, and I have a lot of stupid guy friends.

[quickdodge®]

Mom is a nurse, I have an IQ higher than double digits, and I have a lot of stupid guy friends.

Not to mention, thank God for Google. Later, QD.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Mom is a nurse, I have an IQ higher than double digits, and I have a lot of stupid guy friends.


pics of you??

you say your sexy so lets see them

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I'd be more concerned with why the fact that it took you so long to finally let them drop. Later, QD.



HAHA i see you have Alot of jokes you old fucker!

[Leadfoot_mf]

Mom is a nurse, I have an IQ higher than double digits, and I have a lot of stupid guy friends.

where have u been hiding? why whore it up now?

[seksicarlovinchick]

Not to mention, thank God for Google. Later, QD.

LOL...because I must not actually know anything...Google? Really? You know what will really fuck with you...I'm blonde too...Oh snap! Google...fuck off...don't insult my intelligence with some with some shit like that. BTW none of the shit I have to say requires anything but common sense. Don't fuck hoes? Look that up on Google...K

[seksicarlovinchick]

pics of you??

you say your sexy so lets see them

Pictures huh? I notice everyone else is so quick to show themselves...

[ep9716]

crabs can be cured right?

"Just Use The Shampoo":lmfao:

Reps If Someone Knows What Show Thats From:yes:

[seksicarlovinchick]

where have u been hiding? why whore it up now?

Been busy...working...school...its summer now. I have free time...adn for some reason I'm on here today. Seemed like the thing to do.

[seksicarlovinchick]

"Just Use The Shampoo":lmfao:

Reps If Someone Knows What Show Thats From:yes:

Family guy? Fuck if I know... :???:

[ep9716]

^^^^ Not Even Close...Well A Lil..

[quickdodge®]

LOL...because I must not actually know anything...Google? Really? You know what will really fuck with you...I'm blonde too...Oh snap! Google...fuck off...don't insult my intelligence with some with some shit like that. BTW none of the shit I have to say requires anything but common sense. Don't fuck hoes? Look that up on Google...K

It seems you have some sort of intelligence with your proper sentence structures and spelling. Only thing is, though, I really couldn't understand anything your sentence said for the most part. Only thing I got was that you can't take a joke. With that said, you can your insulted intelligence and fuck off. Come back through when you get the concept of J-O-K-E. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

HAHA i see you have Alot of jokes you old fucker!

I feel like Las Vegas with all these runaways coming through the fingers. Lolol. Later, QD.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Pictures huh? I notice everyone else is so quick to show themselves...


i'm on the left..

http://photos-207.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v80/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30773070_910.jpg

your turn.

[Leadfoot_mf]

that 70's show?

[seksicarlovinchick]

It seems you have some sort of intelligence with your proper sentence structures and spelling. Only thing is, though, I really couldn't understand anything your sentence said for the most part. Only thing I got was that you can't take a joke. With that said, you can your insulted intelligence and fuck off. Come back through when you get the concept of J-O-K-E. Later, QD.

Because proper sentence structure is all the rage...fuck that...and you got what I was saying just fine. Chill. K. If I was really pissed about some online forum shit...that would make me pretty stupid now wouldn't it. You get to fuck with me...I'll fuck with you right back. So how about you grasp the concept of a joke your damn self...and don't give yourself so much credit. Cool.

[seksicarlovinchick]

that 70's show?

Sad day...I was wrong.

[seksicarlovinchick]

i'm on the left..

http://photos-207.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v80/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30773070_910.jpg

your turn.

I'll get right on that...

[quickdodge®]

Because proper sentence structure is all the rage...fuck that..

I was actually complimenting your properly placed wording. Guess you need to learn compliments as well?


.and you got what I was saying just fine.

As I said, I only got a bit of it.


You get to fuck with me...I'll fuck with you right back. So how about you grasp the concept of a joke your damn self...and don't give yourself so much credit. Cool.

I can take a joke, but it needs to be delivered in a fashion that is understandable as a joke. I also don't give myself credit. I have IA for that. Later, QD.

[ep9716]

Hmmm This Is Starting To Get Good...I Think Ima Subscribe To This.

[2.3 Evo 8]

Just smear a little vagisil on it.

[seksicarlovinchick]

I was actually complimenting your properly placed wording. Guess you need to learn compliments as well?



As I said, I only got a bit of it.



I can take a joke, but it needs to be delivered in a fashion that is understandable as a joke. I also don't give myself credit. I have IA for that. Later, QD.

Umm since when is "..." proper sentence structure? Or how about my lack of ability to spell?? And I'm glad you were able to get some of it. Did you get the fuck you? Just checkin... You apparently do give yourself credit...you seem to think that you can genuinly cause emotional stress to a complete stranger...that takes some pretty high oppinions of one's own pull...

[seksicarlovinchick]

Hmmm This Is Starting To Get Good...I Think Ima Subscribe To This.

It is getting interesting...how can itchy balls and a random chick not be?

[Leadfoot_mf]

It is getting interesting...how can itchy balls and a random chick not be?
a random chick that likes itchy balls :thinking:

[nightracer]

what are the chances i have caught an std?
Its either of these reasons... :umno:

A. You're dirty and need a shower
B. You scratched your acne and transferred it to your balls and had a reaction.
C. You fucked with a rabbit ass ghetto whore and are suffering the consequences.
D. Sharmeekwa or Knarkeela might be able to tell you why they're probably itching too.
E. You scratched your balls until you scratched the skin off, it scabbed up and now your fucked.

[quickdodge®]

Umm since when is "..." proper sentence structure? Or how about my lack of ability to spell?? And I'm glad you were able to get some of it. Did you get the fuck you? Just checkin... You apparently do give yourself credit...you seem to think that you can genuinly cause emotional stress to a complete stranger...that takes some pretty high oppinions of one's own pull...

To have an "over double figure IQ" you seem to not be able to comprehend a few things. Did that triple digit IQ have a decimal point between the first and second digit. Check this...I am typing this slowly so that you may be able to grasp what I am posting(and this is not a blonde joke):

I
Was
Complimenting
You
On
Your
Good
Grammar
Skills
.

I was simply making a "funny" by making fun of people who use Google to get their lives. I'm not sure I can get any plainer and simpler than that. And you've used the "give yourself credit" line twice so it's time to regroup and come up with something new. Later, QD.

[ep9716]

Exactly How Can It Not Be....All We Need Now Is :boobies: LOL
J/K

[seksicarlovinchick]

a random chick that likes itchy balls :thinking:


Well the one he fucked...sure. I was just trying to help him not have itchy balls...I guess... :thinking:

[seksicarlovinchick]

To have an "over double figure IQ" you seem to not be able to comprehend a few things. Did that triple digit IQ have a decimal point between the first and second digit. Check this...I am typing this slowly so that you may be able to grasp what I am posting(and this is not a blonde joke):

I
Was
Complimenting
You
On
Your
Good
Grammar
Skills
.

I was simply making a "funny" by making fun of people who use Google to get their lives. I'm not sure I can get any plainer and simpler than that. And you've used the "give yourself credit" line twice so it's time to regroup and come up with something new. Later, QD.

I
may
have
misread
your
first
post.

My
bad.

I
was
saying
that
my
grammar
skills
are
shit
on
here.

There
are
far
too
many
people
who
use
Google
to
look
smart.

There
may
have
been
a
decimal
in
there
somewhere.

Its fucking hard to type that way. Whatever...I guess I'm a little on edge...I get tired of being accused of being stupid because I'm a chick on a car site. So...sorry for the hostility...and kinda sorry for the "fuck you"...like a little...

[Leadfoot_mf]

Well the one he fucked...sure. I was just trying to help him not have itchy balls...I guess... :thinking:

so thats how your going to spin it? i mean the title was i can't stop itching my balls and all of a sudden there are all these chicks in here what hoping for pics?

[seksicarlovinchick]

so thats how your going to spin it? i mean the title was i can't stop itching my balls and all of a sudden there are all these chicks in here what hoping for pics?

I'm a chick who likes to fuck. I like dick. You, as a man who likes to fuck...and likes pussy...tell me that if you saw "I can't stop itching my tits" you wouldn't click to see what was up...

[Leadfoot_mf]

I'm a chick who likes to fuck. I like dick. You, as a man who likes to fuck...and likes pussy...tell me that if you saw "I can't stop itching my tits" you wouldn't click to see what was up...
thats all i wanted was a little honesty thank you have a nice day. lol
pm sent

[seksicarlovinchick]

thats all i wanted was a little honesty thank you have a nice day. lol
pm sent

Fair enough. Honesty given.

[ep9716]

thats all i wanted was a little honesty thank you have a nice day. lol
pm sent


LMAO +1 HAHAHA You Made My Day:D

[quickdodge®]

So...sorry for the hostility...and kinda sorry for the "fuck you"...like a little...

It's all good. I wasn't accusing you of stupidity. You'll know it. Ask around. Lolol. Like I said, I don't have to give myself credit. I'd just come out and it and not be blunt. And I'm kinda sorry for typing so slow. Like a little. Later, QD.

[Shawna]

stratch them???

[seksicarlovinchick]

LMAO +1 HAHAHA You Made My Day:D

:idb:

[seksicarlovinchick]

It's all good. I wasn't accusing you of stupidity. You'll know it. Ask around. Lolol. Like I said, I don't have to give myself credit. I'd just come out and it and not be blunt. And I'm kinda sorry for typing so slow. Like a little. Later, QD.

Its cool...the typing slow gave me time to get a drink.

[Leadfoot_mf]

stratch them???
yes you may scratch my balls i thought u would never ask.

[ep9716]

:idb:

:goodjob: :D

[ep9716]

yes you may scratch my balls i thought u would never ask.

LOL Dude...Too Funny I Cant Give You More Rep For That Or I Would...I'm LMAO Right Now At Home.

[seksicarlovinchick]

:goodjob: :D

I thought it was a good idea...

[seksicarlovinchick]

LOL Dude...Too Funny I Cant Give You More Rep For That Or I Would...I'm LMAO Right Now At Home.

Dumb question...how do you give someone reps? :???:

[Shawna]

yes you may scratch my balls i thought u would never ask.


Tim really I can!!!!! :boobies:

[Leadfoot_mf]

Dumb question...how do you give someone reps? :???:

click on the scales top left of the post.

[Leadfoot_mf]

Tim really I can!!!!! :boobies:

you know you don't even have to ask.!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!! :boobies:

[ep9716]

click on the scales top left of the post.

Its Silver And Next To The Post Number....

[Elbow]

My balls itch too maybe there is an IA STD going through the mouse or something? Maybe at meets? Hmmmm

[Shawna]

wooo hooooo may I itch them in my fav vette of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL time??

[seksicarlovinchick]

click on the scales top left of the post.
Thanks.

[ep9716]

My balls itch too maybe there is an IA STD going through the mouse or something? Maybe at meets? Hmmmm

Unless Yall Touch Each Other At The Meets.........:ninja:

[seksicarlovinchick]

My balls itch too maybe there is an IA STD going through the mouse or something? Maybe at meets? Hmmmm

Too much... :gay: :idb: .

[Tasuki_Civic]

You can get rid of crabs, they are like ball lice...just some shampoo and cream...and clean all your shit.

i was jk slow ass

[Elbow]

Airborn STD

[ep9716]

Too much... :gay: :idb: .

Eww......

[seksicarlovinchick]

i was jk slow ass

Bitch please...who you calling slow?

[OneSlow5pt0]

balls itch,thats what they do,lol

[Tasuki_Civic]

Bitch please...who you calling slow?


hahaha pump ya fukin breaks female...i was talkin to you. you would think pple would be aware of that kind of information if they are sexually active.

stop havin a stank attitude female. it was joke towards him.

[ep9716]

balls itch,thats what they do,lol

:yes: THEY DO!

[Tasuki_Civic]

what makes them itch ? dirty balls....

[seksicarlovinchick]

hahaha pump ya fukin breaks female...i was talkin to you. you would think pple would be aware of that kind of information if they are sexually active.

stop havin a stank attitude female. it was joke towards him.

Breaks pumped. Apparently I;m rusty at this shit...jokes and such...to serious...

[ep9716]

Alot Of People Like The Topic Of Itchy Balls
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[seksicarlovinchick]

Alot Of People Like The Topic Of Itchy Balls
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 17 (17 members and 0 guests)
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Good topic.

[ep9716]

what makes them itch ? dirty balls....

:dunno:

[ep9716]

Good topic.
Very Funny In A Nasty Kinda Way..:ninja:

[OneSlow5pt0]

:dunno:

no one knows,its one of the things we will never know.....

[Leadfoot_mf]

wooo hooooo may I itch them in my fav vette of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL time??
but of course

[Leadfoot_mf]

Good topic.
has potential to be a PSA

[Shawna]

but of course


wooooo hoooooooo

[ep9716]

no one knows,its one of the things we will never know.....

Like Big Foot, The Yeti, Or The Loch Ness Monster?

[seksicarlovinchick]

Very Funny In A Nasty Kinda Way..:ninja:

I thought so.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Breaks pumped. Apparently I;m rusty at this shit...jokes and such...to serious...


its takes time mama it takes time. ;)

[seksicarlovinchick]

has potential to be a PSA

Very true.

[seksicarlovinchick]

its takes time mama it takes time. ;)


Yeah...I guess so.

[OneSlow5pt0]

suck on my chocolate salty balls,lol

[ep9716]

suck on my chocolate salty balls,lol

AHAHAHAHHA

[Tasuki_Civic]

suck on my chocolate salty balls,lol


your balls are chocolaty??

[Tasuki_Civic]

kinda looks like a kiwi huh?

[Leadfoot_mf]

so itchy (phatboymr2) u going to highlands tonite?

[OneSlow5pt0]

nah,i got vanilla balls,

[seksicarlovinchick]

suck on my chocolate salty balls,lol
chef...southpark.

[Leadfoot_mf]

shweatty balls

[ep9716]

chef...southpark.

Super Gross......But South Park Is The Shit....Umm We Are So :offtopic: HAHAHA.

[OneSlow5pt0]

shweatty balls

alec balwin FTW

[seksicarlovinchick]

Super Gross......But South Park Is The Shit....Umm We Are So :offtopic: HAHAHA.

He talks about choclate salty balls...i swear...

[Leadfoot_mf]

your point?

[Tasuki_Civic]

seksicarlovinchick i love ya sig ma...lol i could hang with you

[Leadfoot_mf]

alec balwin FTW
reps+

[ep9716]

He talks about choclate salty balls...i swear...

Really? I Have Watch All Most All Episodes. When He Sings Or What?

[OneSlow5pt0]

he said put in your mouth and suck um,suck on my chocate salty balls,

[ep9716]

your point?

We Need To Help This Poor Guy With His Nut Problem LOL

[seksicarlovinchick]

seksicarlovinchick i love ya sig ma...lol i could hang with you


Thanks... :D

[seksicarlovinchick]

Really? I Have Watch All Most All Episodes. When He Sings Or What?

Its on a cd I have...he's singing...fuck...I don't rememeber....

[ep9716]

Its on a cd I have...he's singing...fuck...I don't rememeber....

Oh Its All Cool......

[seksicarlovinchick]

Oh Its All Cool......
k.

[ep9716]

HAHAHA Whos The Funny Guy Who Texted Me "Do You Like Slaty Nuts?"

[Leadfoot_mf]

HAHAHA Whos The Funny Guy Who Texted Me "Do You Like Slaty Nuts?"
wtf r slaty nuts

[ep9716]

Salty Nuts...I Was Typing Fast....

[seksicarlovinchick]

HAHAHA Whos The Funny Guy Who Texted Me "Do You Like Slaty Nuts?"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[ep9716]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I Really Need To Take My Number Off...But Its In Case The Hott Chicks Want To Call Me.....*Cough*:no:

[GSRteg®]

Yea take a shower




take a damn shower

[seksicarlovinchick]

I Really Need To Take My Number Off...But Its In Case The Hott Chicks Want To Call Me.....*Cough*:no:

And do what? Have you fix their car?

[ep9716]

And do what? Have you fix their car?
If Thats What These Kids Call It Now In Days Then YES!
:idb:

[seksicarlovinchick]

If Thats What These Kids Call It Now In Days Then YES!
:idb:

HAHA...no.

[ep9716]

^^^ HA

[seksicarlovinchick]

I thought so...

[B18c-rex]

Damn thats cold blooded :lmfao: .

[seksicarlovinchick]

Nah...honest.

[automaniac]

lol......this thread is funny...:D

[seksicarlovinchick]

yup yup

[ep9716]

This Shit Is Still Going Damn..

[seksicarlovinchick]

Not really...just saw someone other than me had posted...can;t have that now can we...