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koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:01 AM
I remember him being funny when he first came out then he just got annoying. I watched Tourgasm and it was boring as fuck, I saw Employee of the Month and wanted 90 minutes of my life back, Waiting was funny but thats only because he was in about 5 minutes of it. After watching him on the MTV movie awards last night I just wanted him to go away. Am I the only one?

BKgen®
06-05-2007, 12:04 AM
You're not alone. His 15 minutes is up, IMO.

Novacaine
06-05-2007, 12:12 AM
The only skit I ever liked was the speedbump one.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:19 AM
i hate him too,he was funny when he was kinda unkown i thought he was cool, this was 4-5 years ago,now people compare him to dave chappale and eddie murphy,then i slap them,lol

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:23 AM
i hate him too,he was funny when he was kinda unkown i thought he was cool, this was 4-5 years ago,now people compare him to dave chappale and eddie murphy,then i slap them,lol

WOW I don't think I would be able to not hit someone if they said that to me. I think we should put him and Carlos Mencia in a rocket and shoot them in into the sun.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:25 AM
WOW I don't think I would be able to not hit someone if they said that to me. I think we should put him and Carlos Mencia in a rocket and shoot them in into the sun.


agreed...if u wanna see someone funny check out jim gaffigen...hes one of the best comic out right now,IMO

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:29 AM
Is he the guy on Comedy Central right now?

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:30 AM
Never mind I know who it is, yeah he is funny. Have you ever hear David Cross' album Shut Up You Fucking Baby? That is some of the funniest shit I have ever heard.

Hulud
06-05-2007, 12:31 AM
zach galifianakis>ALL

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:32 AM
Eddie Murphy >ALL

fixed:goodjob:

Hulud
06-05-2007, 12:36 AM
fixed:goodjob:
eddie murphy is not funny AT ALL

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:37 AM
zach galifianakis>ALL


Yeah he is funny as hell. I never thought Eddie Murphy was that funny. Pryor was SO much funnier.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:39 AM
Yeah he is funny as hell. I never thought Eddie Murphy was that funny. Pryor was SO much funnier.

i thought Raw was funny

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:41 AM
Lewis Black Red White and Screwed made me almost piss my pants.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:42 AM
Lewis Black Red White and Screwed made me almost piss my pants.

yea,lewis black is funny..and pablo Fransico

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:44 AM
yea,lewis black is funny..and pablo Fransico

What the hell happened to him? I have not seen him in a while.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:47 AM
What the hell happened to him? I have not seen him in a while.


lewis or pablo?

Hulud
06-05-2007, 12:48 AM
Yeah he is funny as hell.
i saw him last year with shagwagen and his woman

zach is fucking hilarious, i wish he had a DVD

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:49 AM
lewis or pablo?

Pablo

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:51 AM
Pablo

idk,but hes funny as hell

Hulud
06-05-2007, 12:52 AM
oh shit!

zach does have a DVD!!!!!!!!!

ordering now

koukis14
06-05-2007, 12:52 AM
i saw him last year with shagwagen and his woman

zach is fucking hilarious, i wish he had a DVD

I have never been to a comedy show, and I always wanted to do stand up. The reason I didn't is because I would only think of funny shit when I was stoned and then I would forget it. By the time I realized I should write it down I quit smoking. This is not a joke I am serious. I wish I would have never smoke all that pot.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:55 AM
I have never been to a comedy show, and I always wanted to do stand up. The reason I didn't is because I would only think of funny shit when I was stoned and then I would forget it. By the time I realized I should write it down I quit smoking. This is not a joke I am serious. I wish I would have never smoke all that pot.

lol,everyoe teels me im funny..but i can only say funny things in the mommet not like how stand up do

TheGodfather
06-05-2007, 12:56 AM
He sucks hard, and steals jokes.

There is even a forum for it, haha.

www.danecooksucks.com.

I'm a member :)

Hulud
06-05-2007, 12:56 AM
you have to be a special person to do standup

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 12:59 AM
you have to be a special person to do standup

agreed,it not for everyone,u have to take alot of abuse,just like trying become a top band

koukis14
06-05-2007, 01:01 AM
you have to be a special person to do standup

I know I was more than capable before I smoke myself retarted. Hell I sang Ants Marching at a May Day talent show in front of 3,000 people while doing the robot and beat boxing. I was always loud and funny now I just keep my mouth shut because I am not quick enough to be funny anymore. I would like to sit in with the writers at Adult Swim and just soak it in and spit out ideas. That would be fun as hell.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 01:02 AM
I know I was more than capable before I smoke myself retarted. Hell I sang Ants Marching at a May Day talent show in front of 3,000 people while doing the robot and beat boxing. I was always loud and funny now I just keep my mouth shut because I am not quick enough to be funny anymore. I would like to sit in with the writers at Adult Swim and just soak it in and spit out ideas. That would be fun as hell.

yea that would be cool,Ventures Brothers:goodjob:

koukis14
06-05-2007, 01:04 AM
yea that would be cool,Ventures Brothers:goodjob:


I love that fucking show, it is one of the best on television.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 01:06 AM
I love that fucking show, it is one of the best on television.


yep,i bout piss my pants watching that show....waiting for new season

Hulud
06-05-2007, 01:06 AM
I know I was more than capable before I smoke myself retarted. Hell I sang Ants Marching at a May Day talent show in front of 3,000 people while doing the robot and beat boxing. I was always loud and funny now I just keep my mouth shut because I am not quick enough to be funny anymore. I would like to sit in with the writers at Adult Swim and just soak it in and spit out ideas. That would be fun as hell.
Moral Orel FTMFW!

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 01:09 AM
thats a goodin too

koukis14
06-05-2007, 01:20 AM
Pretty much anything on Adult Swim that isn't japanamation is good in my book.

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 01:24 AM
Pretty much anything on Adult Swim that isn't japanamation is good in my book.

nah,i dont like the live action shit on AS



Trigun was the only anime show i watched on there,then they took it off

BKgen®
06-05-2007, 07:49 AM
eddie murphy is not funny AT ALL

Donkey is fuckin hilarious though..

koukis14
06-05-2007, 09:10 AM
Donkey is fuckin hilarious though..

True

OneSlow5pt0
06-05-2007, 01:24 PM
lol,Donkey FTW