Ask Fred Sanford anything

[Fred Sanford]

I have a few minutes to kill.

[hydroshutter]

When is my old man going to pay my moms some child suppoh't? :(

[william_jeff]

you want 5 'cross' yo lip?

[NewGen33]

Why do you hate Mexicans

[iloveboost]

Who's your least favorite person on ImportAtlanta?

[SpeedMonkey]

Fred... will i ever get to bang jessica alba?

[Ltdnismorace]

how have you not been banned yet with all that neg rep?

[william_jeff]

Fred... will i ever get to bang jessica alba?

:lmfao: :lmfao:

chappelle spoof ftw

[Fred Sanford]

you want 5 'cross' yo lip?
Not really, but I'd be happy to give you my balls across your chin.

[SpeedMonkey]

Not really, but I'd be happy to give you my balls across your chin.

no.. william jeff likes him on his face... he sucks dick from behind. its hot shit.

[Fred Sanford]

When is my old man going to pay my moms some child suppoh't? :(
Probably never, since you only make like $.15/hr in lock-up.

[william_jeff]

no.. william jeff likes him on his face... he sucks dick from behind. its hot shit.

don't be telling your secrets through me you sick shit

[hydroshutter]

no.. william jeff likes him on his face... he sucks dick from behind. its hot shit.

and busts nut in his grill?

[2.0civic]

i got 5 on it


j/k


why is it that black people love watermelon so much?

[Fred Sanford]

Why do you hate Mexicans
Why do you hate australians?

[Shawna]

y is the grass green?

[Fred Sanford]

Who's your least favorite person on ImportAtlanta?
There are a few, but right now I think the faggot called Flip is current king of douchebaggery.

[Dirty Octopus™]

Why do gays like Peanut Butter on Biscuits? :thinking:

[Fred Sanford]

Fred... will i ever get to bang jessica alba?
Only if she escapes from my basement dungeon.

[NewGen33]

Will the Rabbit ever get some Trix Cereal?

[2.0civic]

why are you so smart?

What do you drive?

[Fred Sanford]

how have you not been banned yet with all that neg rep?
I attribute it to my good looks and charm.

[Fred Sanford]

i got 5 on it


j/k


why is it that black people love watermelon so much?
You'd be better off asking this one to Jane Goodall.

[Ltdnismorace]

I attribute it to my good looks and charm.

haha, that was good. Let me know whether you'd rather have positive rep or negative and you'll get it

[Fred Sanford]

y is the grass green?
It's actually not.

[RandomGuy]

can bats have sex while flying in the air?

[Shawna]

It's actually not.

then what color is it?

[Fred Sanford]

[QUOTE=Dirty Octopus

[william_jeff]

charcoal colored grass ftw

[GSRteg®]

How many neg reps do you have?

[Maniaç]

why do honda's sound like shit?

[Fred Sanford]

[QUOTE=Dirty Octopus

[Fred Sanford]

Will the Rabbit ever get some Trix Cereal?
No, due to being white and not having the naacp on his side. If he were a black rabbit, al sharpton and jesse jackass would protest until he got his mo fo trix.

[Fred Sanford]

For some reason I'm not being allowed to quote and reply to mr. Octopus's post. My answer to his question was:

Because they need something to go with the shit on their dicks.

[ShooterMcGavin]

are you of any relation to negrodamus?

[Fred Sanford]

why are you so smart?

What do you drive?
?1-Much like my good looks, I was blessed with it.

?2-Every morning I ask myself the same question. It depends upon my mood.

[Benefit]

cool

[Fred Sanford]

can bats have sex while flying in the air?
Probably, but they'd rather do it in the cave with some Barry White or Teddy Pendergrass playing.

[Fred Sanford]

then what color is it?
Every color but that one.

[RandomGuy]

Probably, but they'd rather do it in the cave with some Barry White or Teddy Pendergrass playing.
werd preciate it

[Fred Sanford]

are you of any relation to negrodamus?
No, but I did get cast as an extra in "Tom Hanks: The Last Nigga On Earth."

[Leadfoot_mf]

how is lamont and why the hell u give him that name?

[SpeedMonkey]

No, due to being white and not having the naacp on his side. If he were a black rabbit, al sharpton and jesse jackass would protest until he got his mo fo trix.

EL OH EL

i have another question fred.

do you grip and then sip purple drank..

or do you just plain sip out of the container without firmly gripping it?

[Leadfoot_mf]

how many white women have you banged?











ie not raped?

[Lucky DAWG]

how will i die?

[Maniaç]

bitch hasn't answered my question! heres another one. was 9/11 planed out or was it really done by terrorist?
and i heard they were trying to hit the statue(sp) of liberty but missed, is this true of false? haha!

[SpeedMonkey]

i have an even better question.

Will maniac ever get fucking layed?

[Maniaç]

dude, i have before.. its been awhile but i have.. stop bringing stupid shit up.

[SpeedMonkey]

dude, i have before.. its been awhile but i have.. stop bringing stupid shit up.

yep.

lets see what fred says.

[Leadfoot_mf]

where did u go?

[Dirty Octopus™]

dude, i have before.. its been awhile but i have.. stop bringing stupid shit up.
:lmfao:
you tell em'!

pussy comes and goes...
it just hasnt come in a while. a long time... in the past 3 years... :thinking:
~leaves~ :ninja:

[Fred Sanford]

why do honda's sound like shit?
It's part of a little known clause that was included in the terms of surrender from WWII. McArthur felt that all japanese cars should sound like shit as punishment for losing the big one. He actually originated the line "fuck with the bull and you get the horns."

[cactusEG]

I have a few minutes to kill.

will the south rise agian????????????????:???: :???: :???:

[Fred Sanford]

how is lamont and why the hell u give him that name?
He's doing well. I visited him at the prison the other day. What's wrong with Lamont? Would you rather I called him Tyronus?

[Fred Sanford]

EL OH EL

i have another question fred.

do you grip and then sip purple drank..

or do you just plain sip out of the container without firmly gripping it?
I usually keep it in a brown paper bag. Sometimes I'll grip, then sip. Other times I may just lock, pop, and sip.
In either case, I sho nuff get me some dat urnge, red, or purple drank.

[Fred Sanford]

how many white women have you banged?











ie not raped?
I hafta rape all the hot white womens bc only the ugly fat ones WANT to handle my dong.
In regards to rape, don't diss it till you've tried it.

[Maniaç]

It's part of a little known clause that was included in the terms of surrender from WWII. McArthur felt that all japanese cars should sound like shit as punishment for losing the big one. He actually originated the line "fuck with the bull and you get the horns."
:lmfao: hell naw dude. vey nice answer. my life is now complete.

[Halfwit]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[passwordATL]

fred are you down with opp yea you know him!!

[Fred Sanford]

how will i die?
I have two possible scenarios.
1) your constant eating of spicy food has slowly over time eaten the rugae in your stomach, thusly creating a erosion. One day while asleep, your stomach finally gives and perforates. Your gastric juices leak out into your peritoneal cavity and start to slowly ingest your organs. You'll wake up in great pain, but frozen and unable to do anything. Eventually you go into shock and die cold, alone, and in tears.

2) Aids.

[Fred Sanford]

bitch hasn't answered my question! heres another one. was 9/11 planed out or was it really done by terrorist?
and i heard they were trying to hit the statue(sp) of liberty but missed, is this true of false? haha!
It was planned out by dune coons. They may have tried to hit the statue of liberty, but if you've ever seen an arab drive, you'd know why they missed.

[Maniaç]

It was planned out by dune coons. They may have tried to hit the statue of liberty, but if you've ever seen an arab drive, you'd know why they missed.
:lmfao: :lmao: oh my fucking anti christ! this guys fucking crazy funny!!!

[Fred Sanford]

i have an even better question.

Will maniac ever get fucking layed?
I don't count barnyard animals, so he's probably looking at 3 to 4 years before he saves up enough money to hire "big black mama."

[Fred Sanford]

will the south rise agian????????????????:???: :???: :???:
Nice edit, to answer your original question:

What do you expect when said region only gets washed every 1 or 2 weeks.

To answer your current question:
The most recent census data indicates that the South is growing most rapidly in terms of population. That would lead one to deduce that the gradual shift of jobs from the north to the South does indeed indicate that the South will in fact rise again. Though by the term rise, in this case, I do mean dominate economically.

[Fred Sanford]

why did the chicken cross the road?
Probably because he had a green light.

[Fred Sanford]

fred are you down with opp yea you know him!!
While I know O is for other, P is for peoples, the last P...it's not that simple. If you're talking about the other word you call a cat, then yes I am down with it. If you're talking about the meanus, then no sir, I'm no urologist.

[BTLFED]

This is the best thread on IA. :goodjob: :lmfao:

Who are you really? You can PM me if you would like. I know most things, but not all. ;)

[Benefit]

fred said he had a few minutes to kill 4 hours ago

[cactusEG]

Nice edit, to answer your original question:

What do you expect when said region only gets washed every 1 or 2 weeks.

To answer your current question:
The most recent census data indicates that the South is growing most rapidly in terms of population. That would lead one to deduce that the gradual shift of jobs from the north to the South does indeed indicate that the South will in fact rise again. Though by the term rise, in this case, I do mean dominate economically.

say word son... :goodjob:

[Maniaç]

Fred has some crazy powers! Fred, how is it that you can transform into a slut at night and yet still be gangsta? haha!

[Fred Sanford]

fred said he had a few minutes to kill 4 hours ago
I know it's hard to concentrate when you have ADD like you do, but note the times that I've posted. There was a burst of posts earlier today, and now I stopped back by and am posting again while I eat dinner and watch TV.
My advice to you sir, do not try to become a private detective, not even the ace ventura kind.

[Benefit]

lol

[BTLFED]

Fred, are you avoiding my question?

[Leadfoot_mf]

was it doing time that made you so wise or is it just old age?

[Benefit]

with my private detective skills i have made a list of all the time fred has posted starting from when this thread was made at 4:19 up to now 7:54

4:19
4:23
4:30
4:33
4:36
4:44
4:48
4:51
4:59
5:10
5:13
5:15
5:18
5:23
5:26
5:28
1 HOUR LATER
6:32
6:35
6:38
6:41
6:47
6:52
6:59
7:07
7:12
7:15
7:44

so where were you mr.sanford between the hours 5:30 and 6:30?

[Fred Sanford]

This is the best thread on IA. :goodjob: :lmfao:

Who are you really? You can PM me if you would like. I know most things, but not all. ;)
Dear Mr. Bottle,
It is with deep regret that I inform you that I cannot reveal my identity to anyone. While I have no fear, I would hate to lose the mystique that has come to be associated with Fred G. Sanford.
Best Regards,

Mr. Fred G. Sanford Esq.

[Fred Sanford]

with my private detective skills i have made a list of all the time fred has posted starting from when this thread was made at 4:19 up to now 7:54

4:19
4:23
4:30
4:33
4:36
4:44
4:48
4:51
4:59
5:10
5:13
5:15
5:18
5:23
5:26
5:28
1 HOUR LATER
6:32
6:35
6:38
6:41
6:47
6:52
6:59
7:07
7:12
7:15
7:44

so where were you mr.sanford between the hours 5:30 and 6:30?
I must confess, I started this thread and only meant to spend 10 minutes on it max. The initial flurry of questions was something I was not prepared for. Being the generous soul I am, I felt I should reply to everyone who posted. This ended up taking much more time than I anticipated. I did stop for an hour to perform some deep diving operations on a lady-friends vagina.

[Benefit]

lmao, your alibi doesnt hold up , do you have proof?

[BTLFED]

Dear Mr. Bottle,
It is with deep regret that I inform you that I cannot reveal my identity to anyone. While I have no fear, I would hate to lose the mystique that has come to be associated with Fred G. Sanford.
Best Regards,

Mr. Fred G. Sanford Esq.

Dear Mr. Sanford,

I have much power and access to many things on this forum that mere mortals can not see. It is only a matter of time before I figure it out, but I was hoping you would save me some time. When I do, you can be assured Mr. Sanford that your secret will be safe with me.

Sincerely,

Mr. BT L. Fed the First

[Fred Sanford]

And now dear audience, I bid you farewell for a while. It's time for fred to do some L-I-V-I-N.

[Benefit]

you forgot the g there pal.

[David88vert]

you forgot the g there pal.

No he didn't...

[BTLFED]

you forgot the g there pal.

There is no G in the world of Sanford.

[Benefit]

no, in L-I-V-I-N-(G)

[BTLFED]

no, in L-I-V-I-N-(G)

You aren't getting it. In the world of Fred Sanford, it is Livin' not Living.

[hydroshutter]

lol @ this thread.

[Benefit]

lmao oh...kinda like the word kinda?.......

i always thought your name was Battle Fed, not Bottle Fed...weird

[twinj]

This dude is funny as shit.

[BTLFED]

lmao oh...kinda like the word kinda?.......

i always thought your name was Battle Fed, not Bottle Fed...weird

Are you kidding me?!?! bahahahahha! :lmfao:

[twinj]

Sad to say I though the samething. ^^

[BTLFED]

You people are nuts! Lemme enlighten you:

http://www.importatlanta.com/features/2003/nos/images/8.jpg

[hydroshutter]

Where are two of the big ones? I thought you needed them by tonight?

[BTLFED]

Where are two of the big ones? I thought you needed them by tonight?

:umno:

[twinj]

When first seen you SN thats what I thought. I been knew that is was bottlefed for about a year now. All of your cars on the bottle?

[BTLFED]

When first seen you SN thats what I thought. I been knew that is was bottlefed for about a year now. All of your cars on the bottle?

Not yet, but the Datsun WILL have it too once I decide what engine I am going to put in it.

[Yoshi]

i wonder.... y0 fred, is Heaven full of queers?

[Fred Sanford]

you forgot the g there pal.
No, I didn't sir.
Wooderson, Dazed & Confused....look it up son.

[Fred Sanford]

i wonder.... y0 fred, is Heaven full of queers?
Depends how many brothers you have.

[cactusEG]

Depends how many brothers you have.

lol :lmfao:

[twinj]

owned

[Ed]

damn... i wanna rep fred sanford but i think he likes the red bars...

fred shall i give you red bars?

[Benefit]

fred how old are you

[bunny]

fred's words really touch me, inside. lol this thread is great!

[Fred Sanford]

fred how old are you
I'm 67, but I still work the junk business.

[gijoe0720]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TheGodfather]

Why did you never join Elizabeth like you thought?

[Leadfoot_mf]

fred do u think paris hilton will be sodomized in prison?

[collins]

lol tim, that should be a given.... and no, it wont be rape! haha

[civic95]

Did you know Lamont, and Ester fucked on your couch?

[iloveboost]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA @ this thread.

What do you think about Porsche 911s?

[Fred Sanford]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Actually, if I recall correctly, the woodchuck is related to the beaver. Therefore, a woodchuck can chuck wood...it's in his blood. That in mind, a woodchuck can chuck 5 lbs 15.9 oz of wood.

[hydroshutter]

Actually, if I recall correctly, the woodchuck is related to the beaver. Therefore, a woodchuck can chuck wood...it's in his blood. That in mind, a woodchuck can chuck 5 lbs 15.9 oz of wood.

I was way off :(

[Fred Sanford]

Why did you never join Elizabeth like you thought?
It's easy to confuse heartburn and a heart attack. Turns out some pepcid has gotten my acid reflux under control so I don't have any more scares. GERD is a bastard to live with.

[Fred Sanford]

fred do u think paris hilton will be sodomized in prison?
Yes, with a broomstick. I expect she'll say "that's hot" the entire time. Hopefully she'll get the shit beat out of her by a big black woman also. Break that already-surgically-altered nose ftw.

[SpeedMonkey]

Fred.. why have we banged alot of the same chicks??

[Fred Sanford]

Did you know Lamont, and Ester fucked on your couch?
That was rollo, he's into GILF's.

[Fred Sanford]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA @ this thread.

What do you think about Porsche 911s?
Zee Germans are good at a lot of things....genocide, beer, and cars to name a few. 90% of German cars get the Fred Sanford nod of approval.

[Fred Sanford]

Fred.. why have we banged alot of the same chicks??
Somebody has to have my sloppy seconds.

[SpeedMonkey]

Somebody has to have my sloppy seconds.

ok freddy... i havent been 2nd on all of them, admit it.. i've beaten you to maybe 2 out every 10..... damn.. that's still bad.

[Fred Sanford]

ok freddy... i havent been 2nd on all of them, admit it.. i've beaten you to maybe 2 out every 10..... damn.. that's still bad.
Those 2 times musta been after I had a big meal. Fred doesn't fuck for an hour after eating, gotta keep the cramps away.

[SpeedMonkey]

Those 2 times musta been after I had a big meal. Fred doesn't fuck for an hour after eating, gotta keep the cramps away.

:bump: i won 2. no seriously... why are we competing fo bitches.... back in elementary we swore to bros bee-fo hoes...

[Fred Sanford]

Because pussy is like kryptonite to brotherly friendships. That and we think with our cawks

[TheGodfather]

It's easy to confuse heartburn and a heart attack. Turns out some pepcid has gotten my acid reflux under control so I don't have any more scares. GERD is a bastard to live with.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Glad you're ok.

[1SICKLEX]

how can anyone get that much neg rep!! lmao

[Fred Sanford]

how can anyone get that much neg rep!! lmao
What can I say...people love the sanford.

[Leadfoot_mf]

what is freds dream car?

[Maniaç]

did the "big bang" really happen?

[Fred Sanford]

what is freds dream car?
I've been jonesing for an '87 Yugo.

[Fred Sanford]

did the "big bang" really happen?
Yes it did. I remember it well, it was a nice night in Cancun. I'd had a few drinks and talked to her. After an hour we both went back to my room. Big bang indeed son.

[Maniaç]

Yes it did. I remember it well, it was a nice night in Cancun. I'd had a few drinks and talked to her. After an hour we both went back to my room. Big bang indeed son.
:lmfao: i knew you were gonna say something like that!!! nice reply once again, Mr. Sanford.

[Leadfoot_mf]

what is the difference between brown and white eggs?

[Fred Sanford]

what is the difference between brown and white eggs?
About $1.20.

[Maniaç]

y0 fred, why are females so fucking retared?

[Fred Sanford]

y0 fred, why are females so fucking retared?
I think that women's ovaries produce an excess amount of estrogen, more than scientists know. While this same hormone contributes to a woman being a woman, I think it also rots their brains. This is the only logicical way to explain why women are tolerable up to around age 13 (when estrogen production goes full force) and it goes to shit from there. The behavior goes a full 180, then 90, then 360, then 270. It's like behavior russian roulette except instead of a bullet there is a "act like a cunt" round in there. Many women seem to lose at this game, thusly answering your question as to why women are so retarded, AKA cunts.
They also have smaller brains and stole a rib bone from the first man. If adam was black and eve stole his rib, bitch woulda got a razor cutting like no other.

[Maniaç]

LIRL!!!!!!!!!

[BTLFED]

This thread is comedy gold! :lmfao:

[Lamont S.]

Hey Pop,
When is Aunt Ester going to bring over some more of them preserves?

[Fred Sanford]

Don't be inviting ugzilla over here to the house 'na.

[Lamont S.]

Pop,
I hope you don' talk that way when Janet comes ova lata.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I think that women's ovaries produce an excess amount of estrogen, more than scientists know. While this same hormone contributes to a woman being a woman, I think it also rots their brains. This is the only logicical way to explain why women are tolerable up to around age 13 (when estrogen production goes full force) and it goes to shit from there. The behavior goes a full 180, then 90, then 360, then 270. It's like behavior russian roulette except instead of a bullet there is a "act like a cunt" round in there. Many women seem to lose at this game, thusly answering your question as to why women are so retarded, AKA cunts.
They also have smaller brains and stole a rib bone from the first man. If adam was black and eve stole his rib, bitch woulda got a razor cutting like no other.

Holy shit...Someone that understands me...This is great! +1

BTW-If Eve was Puerto Rican and Adam was black, both would be two cut up mothafuckas.

[Ch0ng!]

Fred maaan...

i want to quit smokin maaan..

how can i succeed in doing this maan..

its just that... welll.... *grabs guitar and plays*

UP IN SMOKE!...THATS WHERE IIIIIII... WANNA BE... you see.. cause when IM HIGGGGHHHH THE WORLD BELOW... dont bother me.... when life.. begins to turn into a dangerous and winding road.. i take a TOKE.. and all my cares.. GO UP IN SMOKE

[Lamont S.]

You brown-colored nothings are the main cause our junkyard gets broken into. Why don't you go back to where you done came from.

[Fred Sanford]

Fred maaan...

i want to quit smokin maaan..

how can i succeed in doing this maan..

its just that... welll.... *grabs guitar and plays*

UP IN SMOKE!...THATS WHERE IIIIIII... WANNA BE... you see.. cause when IM HIGGGGHHHH THE WORLD BELOW... dont bother me.... when life.. begins to turn into a dangerous and winding road.. i take a TOKE.. and all my cares.. GO UP IN SMOKE
You gotta specify if you wanna stop smoking weed or black cocks. Once your answer is received, we can go from there.

[Ch0ng!]

You brown-colored nothings are the main cause our junkyard gets broken into. Why don't you go back to where you done came from.

im white maaaan... CHEECH is brown you dumb big lipped coon...


i got something for ya maaaan..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Knot-hangmans-noose.jpg/250px-Knot-hangmans-noose.jpg

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... dont fuck with me maaan.. i'll make tree ornaments outta dat ass maaan..

[Lamont S.]

I should have done known dat you was a honkey because of that dumb shit that done came out yo mouth. Ask all the honkeys why they wanna be with Lamont? I'm sure they tell you.

[Ch0ng!]

oh you mean.. these cats maaan. take em maaan. we dont need them.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/Raleigh1/wigger.jpg

[Lamont S.]

You honkeys are all the same.

[Maniaç]

Mr. Sanford

Why is Lamont S. trying so hard to be like you? His jokes suck, and he'll never be like you. why?

[Ch0ng!]

You honkeys are all the same.

takes a hit off the bong.......

*blows out smoke*...

you see here big lips. i would agree with cha.. most of us "honkeys" do share similar behavior/characteristics but divide far from each other in our depths. while you coons all just look alike. talk alike. walk alike. eat the same shit. 2 step, lean back, rock with it, do it with no hands, sippin on some syrzzzup, bankhead bance no job gettin's and all that good stuff you dig southernplayalisticadillachomeskillet?

[Lamont S.]

All I have is one questions for you. When can you do my taxes next? Pop and I stay busy.

[Ch0ng!]

All I have is one questions for you. When can you do my taxes next? Pop and I stay busy.

Taxes??.. well first... you need a job nigga...

maaaaaaaaaaaaan...

*lights up next blunt*.

[Lamont S.]

You mean to tell me you don't know what my job is? My job be to rob yall rich white honkeys out yo money at my junkyard, and bidness be good right now. Take yo honkey ass back to the suburbs Chester, real folks talkin.

[Maniaç]

Ch0ng & Lamont are fucking retarded.

[Lamont S.]

I see you done took my advice with dat avatar. No one likes dildos that be on they avatar.

[Ch0ng!]

You mean to tell me you don't know what my job is? My job be to rob yall rich white honkeys out yo money at my junkyard, and bidness be good right now. Take yo honkey ass back to the suburbs Chester, real folks talkin.

well i guess i dont mind paying a little extra for junk.. after all my grandpa did beat your grandpa with a stick.

and had someone not slammed a nigga's face into some dough we would have never had gorilla cookies.

[Lamont S.]

Honkey I see you flappin that yapper, but alls I doin is sitting back and watching the honkey try and sound smart.

[Ch0ng!]

Honkey I see you flappin that yapper, but alls I doin is sitting back and watching the honkey try and sound smart.

why dont you go lock yoself up in your room listen to some wu-tang clan.. hype yourself up and go talk out the side of your neck and meanmug some white folks walking into QT's.

[Maniaç]

I see you done took my advice with dat avatar. No one likes dildos that be on they avatar.
if you knew me you would know, i don't stay with one avatar for more then three- five days.

[Lamont S.]

Chong, It done sounds to me like you had got yo ass whopped by a brutha and yo honkey taken. I will say that snake looks a lot better hiding in the peach than the chocolate pudding.

[Ch0ng!]

Chong, It done sounds to me like you had got yo ass whopped by a brutha and yo honkey taken. I will say that snake looks a lot better hiding in the peach than the chocolate pudding.

no, i just dont like you bruthas cause a nigga stole my bike.

[BTLFED]

Now this thread has gone to shit