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nightracer
06-03-2007, 01:44 AM
If a bitching/annoying girl came into your house unannounced, would not leave and when you try to make her leave she hits you and gets loud with you? What would you do?

BB6dohcvtec
06-03-2007, 01:54 AM
slap that bitch and tell her to get the fuck out or shove a broomstick up her ass and if she likes it then break it off and tell her to walk home.

Stormhammer
06-03-2007, 02:14 AM
I'd stick my dick in her mouth to dhut her up unless she was ugly. Then I would put a brown paper bag over her head, cut out a piece for her mouth, and then proceed to stick my dick in her mouth to shut her up

RandomGuy
06-03-2007, 02:17 AM
this thread reminded me of


what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way you could feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money

Slow Motion
06-03-2007, 02:47 AM
I hope while you were typing this she had her loud mouf full. Anything else is just uncivilized.

nx2000det
06-03-2007, 07:16 AM
the legal thing would be to call the cops, or just shoot her and say she was breaking in. then call the cops

TheGodfather
06-03-2007, 07:19 AM
I'd...

A. Kick her ass.
B. Backhand the bitch.
C. Kill her.

...or all of the above.

"B"
06-03-2007, 07:19 AM
I would snatch her nappy headed ass up and drag her out of my house kicking and screaming.

Lizbiz101
06-03-2007, 08:58 AM
I'd...

A. Kick her ass.
B. Backhand the bitch.
C. Kill her.

...or all of the above.

ummmm suuuure.....then you'd be the one going to jail....:screwy:

KPowerEP3
06-03-2007, 09:04 AM
it'd be time to return to my native roots of the smackahoe tribe.

so yeah, if she hit me like a dude, i'd hit her ass back.

koukis14
06-03-2007, 09:22 AM
When I was in that situation I took her car keys and her shoes (she had them off) and threw them into the parking lot of my old apartment. I then slammed the door in her face so hard I cracked to door frame. This was after she elbowed me in the temple and knocked me out for a minute or two. Crazy bitches.

"B"
06-03-2007, 09:32 AM
When I was in that situation I took her car keys and her shoes (she had them off) and threw them into the parking lot of my old apartment. I then slammed the door in her face so hard I cracked to door frame. This was after she elbowed me in the temple and knocked me out for a minute or two. Crazy bitches.



lol @ you getting "knocked the fuck out" by a chick's elbow.

"B"
06-03-2007, 09:33 AM
ummmm suuuure.....then you'd be the one going to jail....:screwy:



Nah, you just have to be better than those CSI shows.:lmfao:

Echonova
06-03-2007, 09:34 AM
This is why I keep my pimp hand strong. Shit like this doesn't happen to me.

koukis14
06-03-2007, 09:35 AM
lol @ you getting "knocked the fuck out" by a chick's elbow.


I would like to see you take an elbow to the temple by a bi polar chick. That shit fucking hurt.

81911SC
06-03-2007, 09:37 AM
Train them before they train you. On that note, kick her in the teeth.

Tasuki_Civic
06-03-2007, 09:42 AM
the legal thing would be to call the cops, or just shoot her and say she was breaking in. then call the cops
:lmfao: thats good one

"B"
06-03-2007, 10:20 AM
I would like to see you take an elbow to the temple by a bi polar chick. That shit fucking hurt.

How about from one huge, pissed off Turk? Does that count?

koukis14
06-03-2007, 10:24 AM
How about from one huge, pissed off Turk? Does that count?


Yeah I would say that counts. Did he have big tits?

"B"
06-03-2007, 10:53 AM
Yeah I would say that counts. Did he have big tits?


No, but he was built. I took a beer bottle to the head from that cocksucker too.