So Who Doesn't Know Andy Dick Is Gay?

[chnco]

Just out of curiousity, who didn't know?

[rupertaker]

uh what

[HalfBaked]

xLSTONEx knows that Andy Dick is gay now....


LOL!

[chnco]

Andy Dick is a fucking flaming homosexual!!!

Apparently this isn't widely known.

[VooDooXII]

Andy Dick is a fucking flaming homosexual!!!

Apparently this isn't widely known.

What the hell? I'm homoblivious (no gaydar) and I had a strong suspicion that he was. Just listen to his voice!

[HalfBaked]

What the hell? I'm homoblivious (no gaydar) and I had a strong suspicion that he was. Just listen to his voice!
Also when he kissed xLSTONEx last night and said that he wants Landon to go home with him so Andy can jerk off while looking at his face was a pretty big give away...

[rupertaker]

Also when he kissed xLSTONEx last night and said that he wants Landon to go home with him so Andy can jerk off while looking at his face was a pretty big give away...

UH WAHT LOL

[chnco]

Also when he kissed xLSTONEx last night and said that he wants Landon to go home with him so Andy can jerk off while looking at his face was a pretty big give away...


ahahahahahahh lollerskates!!!!!!

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[HalfBaked]

UH WAHT LOL
Yup.

He also grabbed landon and shoved his hand down landons pants and grabbed his nuts...kinda creepy.

But we told Landon to go home with him.

[Tracy]

WTF??? Did y'all see him somewhere last night?

[chnco]

the plot thickens. . . .

[HalfBaked]

WTF??? Did y'all see him somewhere last night?
Yes.

He came up to Landon at the bar and said Landon was the hottest guy there and that he wanted him.

[Tracy]

Yes.

He came up to Landon at the bar and said Landon was the hottest guy there and that he wanted him.


Are you kidding me?? LMAO! Where were you?

Landon is cute, but he's so stupid.

[chnco]

hahahahahah, Matt got the play by play as we were at the bar last night on the phone. It was fucking hilarious, and this is only a piece of the story.

[HalfBaked]

We were at "hole in the wall."

He told Landon to stay with him last night so Andy could fly him to Chicago and LA.

[Tracy]

We were at "hole in the wall."

He told Landon to stay with him last night so Andy could fly him to Chicago and LA.

OMG! Did he talk to Landon face to face or did he have his assistant do it?

Did he go?

[HalfBaked]

OMG! Did he talk to Landon face to face or did he have his assistant do it?

Did he go?
Face to face...

He kissed Landon on the neck a few times and on the lips...

[Tracy]

Face to face...

He kissed Landon on the neck a few times and on the lips...

STFU!!! You are getting too deep on the BS now.....are you fucking with me?

[B18c-rex]

Are you kidding me?? LMAO! Where were you?

Landon is cute, but he's so stupid.
^^^ Translation tracy would do naughty things to him if she were single . But yeah andy is about is queer as they come. But hay i hear its compliment if gay male tells a straight male he is hot :???: .

[xLSTONEx]

Yes it was the wierdest/gayest moment of my life. I was really hammered and he jsut started kissing me and all the sudden his hands were on my bare nuts, I was not ok with this at all. He asked me if he could fuck me tonight and then asked if he could jerk off looking at my face and all this nasty shit. I about puked after all this. Then he started doing blow and I think he forgot about me and I escaped into the night.

[HalfBaked]

STFU!!! You are getting too deep on the BS now.....are you fucking with me?
Dead fucking serious.

[xLSTONEx]

Are you kidding me?? LMAO! Where were you?

Landon is cute, but he's so stupid.
bitch i a'int dumb, me be in college.

[Extrememustang]

Remember in Old Skool he was the gay blow job teacher

[xLSTONEx]

Dead fucking serious.
yea it is true, but I was not down with it.

[xLSTONEx]

Remember in Old Skool he was the gay blow job teacher
hahaha forgot about that one!!!!!

[HalfBaked]

Even though we all encouraged Landon to go home with him.

We are good friends like that.

[Tracy]

ROTF!! Landon, you poor baby!!! Did you get him to buy you any drinks at least, i mean he felt on your balls after all :D that shit ain't free.

[xLSTONEx]

ROTF!! Landon, you poor baby!!! Did you get him to buy you any drinks at least, i mean he felt on your balls after all :D that shit ain't free.
you can touch my balls for free if you want :). But he just stole some beer and gave it to me and melissa.

[B18c-rex]

^^^ LMAO so wrong i would have at least got some drinks out of it

[HalfBaked]

you can touch my balls for free if you want :). But he just stole some beer and gave it to me and melissa.
Tracy has held my balls in his hands.

Plural because it took both her hands to hold my nuts.

[BluesClues]

I am not believing this story :no:

[Tracy]

you can touch my balls for free if you want :). But he just stole some beer and gave it to me and melissa.

I have felt on Matt's balls before. they were cold, but hairless. It was nice. I may take you up on that just to say I did it ;)

LOL @ stealing beer for you and Melissa. I can't wait to talk to Melissa about this!

Did he slip you the tongue? Or just pecks???

I can't stop laughing because I can picture all of this going down in my head :lmfao:

[chnco]

I have a video from last night on my phone, but really doesn't have the action happening. I think Melissa got some pics on her phone.

[HalfBaked]

I have felt on Matt's balls before. they were cold, but hairless. It was nice. I may take you up on that just to say I did it ;)

LOL @ stealing beer for you and Melissa. I can't wait to talk to Melissa about this!

Did he slip you the tongue? Or just pecks???

I can't stop laughing because I can picture all of this going down in my head :lmfao:
Landon Talking here:

When he tried to kiss me on the mouth he like licked me at the same time and I was like wtf??????? It was not cool and I threw him off of me.

Bluesclue this story is 100% true!

[HalfBaked]

Oh and tracy I shave my balls too, so you can grab them any time too, and if you want to lick them you can do that too...... :)

[chnco]

100000000000000000% accurate too.

Keep in mind we were all drunk as shit. Peer Pressure is a bitch!! haha, I was hoping for strippers throwing coke at each other at the end of the night. Didn't happen .. . . .

[Tracy]

Landon Talking here:

When he tried to kiss me on the mouth he like licked me at the same time and I was like wtf??????? It was not cool and I threw him off of me.

Bluesclue this story is 100% true!


Ahahahhaahahaha! This is tooo funny! Poor defenseless Landon. He got manhandled by Andy Dick.

[BluesClues]

I will need to see some proof

[chnco]

This would have to be a pretty fucking elaborate story. Believe what you want, it happened.

[Tracy]

I wish I was there.

Matt,

I have seen your balls often ad they are a treat every time since they are so well groomed. One day you are going to make a girl very happy.

[HalfBaked]

we actually do have pictures. I will post some up later if melissa comes over.

[BluesClues]

Well, I will believe it then

[cactusEG]

Just out of curiousity, who didn't know?

andy dick is a fucking fag

[jfman]

Yes it was the wierdest/gayest moment of my life. I was really hammered and he jsut started kissing me and all the sudden his hands were on my bare nuts, I was not ok with this at all. He asked me if he could fuck me tonight and then asked if he could jerk off looking at my face and all this nasty shit. I about puked after all this. Then he started doing blow and I think he forgot about me and I escaped into the night.

What ! :???:

Were you at a gay bar ?

[HalfBaked]

What ! :???:

Were you at a gay bar ?
Nope, Hole in the wall in buckhead.

[Mr_Mischif]

Nope, Hole in the wall in buckhead.

That name sounds really gay.

PS BEST THREAD EVERRRR!!!!

[jfman]

That name sounds really gay.

PS BEST THREAD EVERRRR!!!!

I know... like stick your dick in the hole and wait for service. :D


Seriously we want pics :D

[Mr_Mischif]

In the words of Tucker Max:

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

[B18c-rex]

Cant wait for the pics :lmfao: . You guys are a riot first the mtv thing now this . Need to a film your bar hoping from now on :camera: .

[xLSTONEx]

Cant wait for the pics :lmfao: . You guys are a riot first the mtv thing now this . Need to a film your bar hoping from now on :camera: .
yea i really think we need our own reality show. It would be bad ass.

[koukis14]

Are you sure the bar was not called The Man Hole or maybe The Glory Hole In The Wall?

[Mr_Mischif]

If you and Tucker max met and had a who could be a bigger asshole challenge, who do you think would win?

[OneSlow5pt0]

i dont belive this shit,andy dick's married......but dont mean hes not gay or bi,lol

[BluesClues]

Still no pics.

[OneSlow5pt0]

this thread is full of lies

[TheGodfather]

this thread is full of lies

And homoeroticism.

Btw, I heard he was bisexual. Going both ways works for him I guess.

[OneSlow5pt0]

yea i figured hes bi,cause hes married...but then he acts kinda fuity,lol..........o,well i think he's funny

[BluesClues]

I was just thinking today too about if there are many bi men. I could never date a dude that swings both ways. I mean girls are an exception to the rule, but it's totally different for men. That's just nasty to me

[kpc2593]

Ohh...come on...we been knowing that...:D...it's in his name for goodness sake........(Andy Dick....hence the "DICK")...oh and he is one too....:goodjob:

[Tracy]

I saw the pics and vids last night. They are really dark but in the vid you can tell it's andy dick.

["B"]

Just out of curiousity, who didn't know?Who the fuck is Andy Dick?

[quickdodge®]

And homoeroticism.

Btw, I heard he was bisexual. Going both ways works for him I guess.

"Dick is openly bisexual. He says both straight and gay people have told him "C'mon, you know you're just gay," however, retorts: "There is such a thing as bisexual. People want black and white. And I enjoy being bisexual." From 1986 to 1990, he was married to Ivone Kowalczyk, with whom he has a son, Lucas (b. 1988). He also has a son, Jacob (b. 1994), and a daughter, Meg (b. 1997), from his previous relationship with Lina Sved."

Later, QD.

[DBCooper]

Who the fuck is Andy Dick?
he is your daddy b dont u remember oh wait thats right u did nt know who your daddy was/is

[HalfBaked]

His son Lucas was there also.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Lolol. Later, QD.

[B18c-rex]

Tracy was just mad she wasn't andy dick ie grabin landons goods ;) . Need to nominate myself as your group photographer or somethin. That way i never miss out on the hilarity :camera: .

[TheGodfather]

"Dick is openly bisexual. He says both straight and gay people have told him "C'mon, you know you're just gay," however, retorts: "There is such a thing as bisexual. People want black and white. And I enjoy being bisexual." From 1986 to 1990, he was married to Ivone Kowalczyk, with whom he has a son, Lucas (b. 1988). He also has a son, Jacob (b. 1994), and a daughter, Meg (b. 1997), from his previous relationship with Lina Sved."

Later, QD.

Ah, thanks QD. I remember hearing/reading that somewhere.

[jfman]

So is this true or 100% Bullshit ?

["B"]

he is your daddy b dont u remember oh wait thats right u did nt know who your daddy was/is
That was such a got damn pathetic attempt at humor that you should jump off a bridge.

[xLSTONEx]

So is this true or 100% Bullshit ?
100% totally true. I don't think I would make up a story where a guy grabbed my balls and kissed me.

[BTLFED]

100% totally true. I don't think I would make up a story where a guy grabbed my balls and kissed me.

I need proof Landon. This is too off the fucking wall to be real.

[BluesClues]

Still no pics. I call bullshit!!!!!

[jfman]

Still no pics. I call bullshit!!!!!

+1

[Tracy]

I saw the oics and the vids :) They are pretty much worthless to post cuz it's so dark.