my Morning Story

[Maniaç]

ok i woke up @ 8am this morning due to a very strong pain in my stomach..
i woke up like wtf? then i rushed to the bathroom and took a huge dump! now at the same time i was half asleep, i felt real bad, with the stomach pain and me being fucking sleepy.
i was in the bathroom for a good 5 mins.. worst morning in awhile for me. i was having a pretty cool dream too.. anyways finished and went back to sleep, now im up again.

the end.

[Ed]

stfu with your gay ass story and your gay ass thread bitch...

last night i woke up at 2 too, with the biggest diahrea, so i woke up took the hugest dump ever, and went back to sleep :D

[Maniaç]

hahaha!! now thats fucked up, but i was sleepy as fuck and woke up to a dump! come on you can't beat that.

[Ed]

dude, i was rolling around all night trying to find a good position so i wouldnt have to get up... i eventually said fuck it and got up... slept like a baby until the morning

[william_jeff]

did you ever wake up with the BGs and you kept shitting until your ass was on fire

i did. damn my ass was hot felt like someone lit a torch to it i had diarrhea so bad

[Maniaç]

haha!!!! +2 if i can! i haven't had diahrea is a very long time!! i bet it sucks.. oh well.

[Echonova]

So did your stomach pains go away after taking said dump? The only time I wake up @ 8 is when I stay up 'till 3 or 4 drinking. Alarm clock FTL. BTW nothing sucks worse than the shits after a hard night of drinking.

[Maniaç]

did you ever wake up with the BGs and you kept shitting until your ass was on fire

i did. damn my ass was hot felt like someone lit a torch to it i had diarrhea so bad

:lmfao: i guess yall have had worst experinces than i have...

[Leisa]

ok i woke up @ 8am this morning due to a very strong pain in my stomach..
i woke up like wtf? then i rushed to the bathroom and took a huge dump! now at the same time i was half asleep, i felt real bad, with the stomach pain and me being fucking sleepy.
i was in the bathroom for a good 5 mins.. worst morning in awhile for me. i was having a pretty cool dream too.. anyways finished and went back to sleep, now im up again.

the end.

Dear God... do we have to hear this shit?

[Maniaç]

So did your stomach pains go away after taking said dump? The only time I wake up @ 8 is when I stay up 'till 3 or 4 drinking. Alarm clock FTL. BTW nothing sucks worse than the shits after a hard night of drinking.

it did, it was a very refreshing feeling. took four whips to clean it up extra good. :D

[Maniaç]

Dear God... do we have to hear this shit?

well, its something i had to let the world know.. this was a very painful experince for me. :(

[chinitoxamor]

you guys are lame.. i took a dump.. then ate and took a dump again before i went to sleep and when i woke up i took anotha dump and now im at work.. bout to go take another dump.. mang you guys are just plain boring hahaha.. go take dumps.. its free

[william_jeff]

:lmfao: i guess yall have had worst experinces than i have...

singular...experience

i had a feening for fried chicken for like 2-3months. i finally said fuck it one day, went to bojangles and got a 12 piece chicken and biscuit. i ate like 5 pieces of chicken and 2-3biscuits and had 2-3cans of steel reserve. well i went to bed with a full stomach and fully satisfied, i woke up the next morning at 5:30 with a stomach pain from hell. i went to the toilet, tried to shit and i couldn't so i went back to bed after i drank some lipton green tea. sleep for an hour, wake up to the pain again and start blowing out of my ass. every 10-15mins i was back on the toilet, shitting up a storm it was embarrassing...and i live by my damn self lol.

i won't eat chicken like that again, o yea, i'm black:lmfao:

[Ed]

damn you like to take shits huh jesus, i take one daily and i think thats a lot... lol

[Maniaç]

you guys are lame.. i took a dump.. then ate and took a dump again before i went to sleep and when i woke up i took anotha dump and now im at work.. bout to go take another dump.. mang you guys are just plain boring hahaha.. go take dumps.. its free

:lmfao: +2. i take two dumps a day.

[Echonova]

it did, it was a very refreshing feeling. took four whips to clean it up extra good. :DI love when you take a good shit, get up and your just feel lighter. You feel like you can run faster, jump higher. Btw baby wipes will leave you feeling spring fresh all day.

[Maniaç]

singular...experience

i had a feening for fried chicken for like 2-3months. i finally said fuck it one day, went to bojangles and got a 12 piece chicken and biscuit. i ate like 5 pieces of chicken and 2-3biscuits and had 2-3cans of steel reserve. well i went to bed with a full stomach and fully satisfied, i woke up the next morning at 5:30 with a stomach pain from hell. i went to the toilet, tried to shit and i couldn't so i went back to bed after i drank some lipton green tea. sleep for an hour, wake up to the pain again and start blowing out of my ass. every 10-15mins i was back on the toilet, shitting up a storm it was embarrassing...and i live by my damn self lol.

i won't eat chicken like that again, o yea, i'm black:lmfao:
:lmfao: i seriously L'dIRL. +2.

[william_jeff]

i take one every two to three days, that's not healthy. they say when you shit two to three times a day, then your bowels are good.

looks like i'm shit out of luck

[Leadfoot_mf]

i poop on this thread

[Maniaç]

I love when you take a good shit, get up and your just feel lighter. You feel like you can run faster, jump higher. Btw baby wipes will leave you feeling spring fresh all day.

:lmfao: ! wtf is up with everyone making me laugh today? im gonna run out of reps again real soon.

[william_jeff]

:lmfao: i seriously L'dIRL. +2.

i laugh now but goddamn it wasn't funny then

o my bad i lie

when i was on the toilet i thought, this is pretty fucked up and embarrassing, then i proceeded to laugh while i dropped diarrhea turds

[william_jeff]

:lmfao: ! wtf is up with everyone making me laugh today? im gonna run out of reps again real soon.

you are trying to get on everyone's good side so you don't get banned shitter:???:

[Maniaç]

i take one every two to three days, that's not healthy. they say when you shit two to three times a day, then your bowels are good.

looks like i'm shit out of luck

i used to be like that too, not too long ago. but for some reason i take two-three a day now.
drink lots of water, that really helps.

[Ed]

you're just in a happy mood cuz you took a good shit when you woke up...

its ok to admit it...

[Maniaç]

you are trying to get on everyone's good side so you don't get banned shitter:???:

no, i know im not gonna get banned anytime soon. but seriously im LMA0 over here!

what do you want me to say fuck you? would that make you feel better? haha!

[william_jeff]

i drink water, cranberry juice, lipton green tea, cran grap juice. only time i drink soda is when i have my absolut pear with sprite or crown royal with coke at night time.

[william_jeff]

no, i know im not gonna get banned anytime soon. but seriously im LMA0 over here!

what do you want me to say fuck you? would that make you feel better? haha!

it would only be natural

[Maniaç]

you're just in a happy mood cuz you took a good shit when you woke up...

its ok to admit it...

for some reason, yes. this happend 4 hours ago though.. but man i do feel lighter and faster. im ready to go to work...

but im still kinda pissed that this situation happend to me in the morning, i looked at the mirror and was half asleep. as in eyes half opened. L0L

[Echonova]

Here's how YSLBTT felt this morning.

[Ed]

im out fuckers

[Maniaç]

later ed, be safe fag.

[william_jeff]

Here's how YSLBTT felt this morning.

ACTUALLY that's how i felt that morning. i swore my ass was on fire son. i almost lifted up the toilet seat and sat in the water that shit was so hot:lmfao:

BYE DAVID

[thinkfast®]

ok i woke up @ 8am this morning due to a very strong pain in my stomach..
i woke up like wtf? then i rushed to the bathroom and took a huge dump! now at the same time i was half asleep, i felt real bad, with the stomach pain and me being fucking sleepy.
i was in the bathroom for a good 5 mins.. worst morning in awhile for me. i was having a pretty cool dream too.. anyways finished and went back to sleep, now im up again.

the end.

NIGGA YOU IS PREGNANT!

whatta piece of shit story. dog you might need to submit your threads to me or your big bro Will for pre-approval

this shit is wack

[Maniaç]

NIGGA YOU IS PREGNANT!

whatta piece of shit story. dog you might need to submit your threads to me or your big bro Will for pre-approval

this shit is wack

:lmfao: Ricky is back, dude i didn't make this thread to start shit, ive changed :).

[thinkfast®]

whatever man, still smells like bullshit

wheres the greenery homeboy, make that shit happen cap'n

[william_jeff]

whatever man, still smells like bullshit

wheres the greenery homeboy, make that shit happen cap'n

????
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/untitled-1.jpg

[Maniaç]

whatever man, still smells like bullshit

wheres the greenery homeboy, make that shit happen cap'n
haha! hell naw man, we need to get the green... but i can't hang, so whats the point?

[Ed]

i kinda missed ricky... its been too long...

where the fuck have you been puto?

[Maniaç]

Ricky has been busy getting fucked by Young Jezzy and other hip hop fags. dude jams to little ricky and he knows it. what a puto indeed.

[thinkfast®]

maniac what the fuk are u talkin about? I got half my mind tellin me to stomp ur ass out when I see you

after clippin off that greasy ass hair u got and leavin u w/ no pants hahaha

LA STYLE FTW CABRON

[SpeedMonkey]

maniac what the fuk are u talkin about? I got half my mind tellin me to stomp ur ass out when I see you

after clippin off that greasy ass hair u got and leavin u w/ no pants hahaha

LA STYLE FTW CABRON

he finally got a haircut.. that puto aint so puto anymore..

well.. si.. sigue ciendo el culero mas grande de IA. pero por lo menos parace mas humano y menos animal ahora.

[Maniaç]

TF & SM are both fags in real life.

[william_jeff]

Ricky has been busy getting fucked by Young Jezzy and other hip hop fags. dude jams to little ricky and he knows it. what a puto indeed.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

TF & SM are both fags in real life.

look at this clown.. nigga u 5'1 and talkin shit to some grown ass men

thats like papa smurf gettin buck w/ gargomel, it aint gonna be pretty

[bunny]

who the fuck is this tf puta? y0 grow some bolas puto, w0rd.

[SpeedMonkey]

look at this clown.. nigga u 5'1 and talkin shit to some grown ass men

thats like papa smurf gettin buck w/ gargomel, it aint gonna be pretty


wait.... you jam out to litle ricky?... you serious?

[bunny]

tf is a fucking puta, what what! w0rd.

[william_jeff]

wait.... you jam out to litle ricky?... you serious?

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

Will I dont kno what ur nephew is trippin on
probly the new Akon CD... he feelin all gangsta hahaha

lol @ maniac cruisin in the WRX to akon and gwen stefani.. scumbag perra

[SpeedMonkey]

Will I dont kno what ur nephew is trippin on
probly the new Akon CD... he feelin all gangsta hahaha

lol @ maniac cruisin in the WRX to akon and gwen stefani.. scumbag perra


LOL @ AKON COMMENT


+1. alex does need to be put in his place every now and then.

[thinkfast®]

yea I had to check his ass @ that gay ass Varsity meet he put together, man Ive done better planning taking my morning shits

he talkin all big when I pulled up like he my friend, nigga u aint my friend u just a cheerleader lol

jerk

[Maniaç]

ricky please, you were being all nice and shit and you know it. you and will both act hard as shit over the net but in real life yall both act the same, like fags.

[william_jeff]

Will I dont kno what ur nephew is trippin on
probly the new Akon CD... he feelin all gangsta hahaha

lol @ maniac cruisin in the WRX to akon and gwen stefani.. scumbag perra

if i could escape

and recreate a place that's my own world

and i could be your favorite girl

forever

perfectly together

now tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[SpeedMonkey]

ricky please, you were being all nice and shit and you know it. you and will both act hard as shit over the net but in real life yall both act the same, like fags.

no, i've beaten ya ass. period.

[william_jeff]

yea I had to check his ass @ that gay ass Varsity meet he put together, man Ive done better planning taking my morning shits

he talkin all big when I pulled up like he my friend, nigga u aint my friend u just a cheerleader lol

jerk

oh snap

[thinkfast®]

YO MANIAC

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/shutyoass2_2.gif

[Maniaç]

^ LIRL!!! and Will, no you haven't.

[william_jeff]

i haven't???

???

[cactusEG]

ok i woke up @ 8am this morning due to a very strong pain in my stomach..
i woke up like wtf? then i rushed to the bathroom and took a huge dump! now at the same time i was half asleep, i felt real bad, with the stomach pain and me being fucking sleepy.
i was in the bathroom for a good 5 mins.. worst morning in awhile for me. i was having a pretty cool dream too.. anyways finished and went back to sleep, now im up again.

the end.

i love a good shit in the morn.. its the only time i read besides shit ppls post on IA