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Brett
05-31-2007, 07:17 AM
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"
Mike Lowrey
05-31-2007, 07:21 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao:
Leisa
05-31-2007, 07:50 AM
hhahahahahahaha :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Mike Lowrey
05-31-2007, 07:55 AM
....Leisa laughs from experience....lol


~runs~
Leisa
05-31-2007, 07:56 AM
....Leisa laughs from experience....lol


~runs~

I dont think so.... :tongue1:
Mike Lowrey
05-31-2007, 07:57 AM
I dont think so.... :tongue1:

lol.

What up girl?!
Leisa
05-31-2007, 08:03 AM
lol.

What up girl?!


whats up with you?... How is Sandra doing?
Mike Lowrey
05-31-2007, 08:10 AM
whats up with you?... How is Sandra doing?

She is doing good.



~Joey voice~

How you doin'? ;)
Leisa
05-31-2007, 08:11 AM
She is doing good.



~Joey voice~

How you doin'? ;)


Im doing great....
cactusEG
05-31-2007, 08:38 AM
ha ha ha i guess ????
william_jeff
05-31-2007, 08:47 AM
um where's the creme filling
HundoŽ
05-31-2007, 09:04 AM
LOL wow...
itsjustdee
05-31-2007, 09:49 AM
um......so she didn't buy a ticket before she prayed? i don't get it =X
william_jeff
05-31-2007, 09:53 AM
o my goodness

take the pussy out of your mouth sweety then you will be able to take in the understanding that cums
Sport1.3
05-31-2007, 09:56 AM
HAHA! its funny cuz she didnt buy a ticket HAHA HA HA ha.........
itsjustdee
05-31-2007, 10:02 AM
lol you know i'm slow at these jokes! geezus haha
quickdodgeŽ
05-31-2007, 10:05 AM
I dont think so.... :tongue1:

Yeah, you're not blonde. Later, QD.
william_jeff
05-31-2007, 10:09 AM
lol you know i'm slow at these jokes! geezus haha

NAW

i'm totally oblivious to who you are

but if you want to change that you can myspace me lol j/k
quickdodgeŽ
05-31-2007, 10:10 AM
but if you want to change that you can myspace me lol j/k

I don't know if TF would approve of this. Later, QD.
JDMmuscle
05-31-2007, 10:11 AM
lol great stuff :goodjob:
itsjustdee
05-31-2007, 10:13 AM
I don't know if TF would approve of this. Later, QD.


whoa whoa where have you been? me and TF are no longer an item!
william_jeff
05-31-2007, 10:14 AM
maybe not, but hey

if he's just a 'little joker', he will take this the wrong way

but if he is dey dey he will take some 20s and find it funny

but hey, it's all in fun:D
william_jeff
05-31-2007, 10:14 AM
whoa whoa where have you been? me and william_jeff are an item!

:yes:
Mike Lowrey
05-31-2007, 10:40 AM
lol you know i'm slow at these jokes! geezus haha

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