2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

[BuBBa DRiFT]

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

[angelface720]

i m so sorry 2 hear that. my condolenses

[Leadfoot_mf]

http://homelesspets.com/ this may help we have some really nice cats that need good homes

[Kyle]

That's terrible. Hard to believe something like that can happen. My condolences.

[santacruz77]

damn that sucks

[gtikid]

Your mom dried the cat?! :lmfao: I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...

[scionara]

That's terrible sorry to here that.

[LiL PaKi]

Your mom dried the cat?! :lmfao: I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...

Shut up! so wrong... :no:


so sorry to hear about the cat.. hope ur mom is better now...

[william_jeff]

condolensces for a fucking cat?!?!?!? pshh please, those fucking annoyances are always where they aren't suppose to be. on my car, porch, wherever else, i'm glad that fucking cat is dead.

bye you fluffy ass pussy lol

[81911SC]

I am praying for you.

[TIGERJC]

Your mom dried the cat?! :lmfao: I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...
you're not alone :lmao:

You should come by best buy in ptc and I will hook you up with a new dryer that has a moisture sensor. The moisture sensor detects when your clothes are dry and cuts the heat off so your clothes or in this case cat wont bake

[gtikid]

you're not alone :lmao:

You should come by best buy in ptc and I will hook you up with a new dryer that has a moisture sensor. The moisture sensor detects when your clothes are dry and cuts the heat off so your clothes or in this case cat wont bake

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :lmao:

Can he get that swapped out for a cat sensor? :D

[Benefit]

lmao @ she screamed "BLOODY MURDER"...like some gay horror flick in the late 30's..

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1416/018sl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Princess12]

Awww... that's terrible. I'll keep your mom in my prayers! I'm sorry to hear that.

[gtikid]

lmao @ she screamed "BLOODY MURDER"...like some gay horror flick in the late 30's..

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1416/018sl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

How's this for caturday "I'm in your dryer, blooding all your sheets" :lmfao:

:D

[Benefit]

lmao dry pussy

[gtikid]

lmao dry pussy

:lmfao:

Afterwards, it was beat up pussy :lmfao:

[Kyle]

I really hope he doesn't read this thread.

[Benefit]

:lmfao:

Afterwards, it was beat up pussy :lmfao:


hahahahhaha

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gtikid again.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

i know its an extremly ironic situation that faggots like benefit and gtikid would find funny, but i was expecting that when i posted this. thanks for your thoughts, shes doing a lot better than i thought.

[gtikid]

i know its an extremly ironic situation that faggots like benefit and gtikid would find funny, but i was expecting that when i posted this. thanks for your thoughts, shes doing a lot better than i thought.

:D Come on man, you seriously can't tell me that it isn't hilarious. When I was younger, my cousins stuck me in the dryer and turned it on, i've been there :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

Are you fucking kidding me!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA at this thread! :lmfao:

I find it funny because I have a dog. If my 100lb black lab jumps in the dryer, it would defy physics! :lmfao:

[automaniac]

Damn...that sux...sorry to hear that....I wish best luck to both your mom and you! :)

[Benefit]

hahahahahhahahahah

[thinkfast®]

HAHAHAH WHATTA FUCKIN MORON

TELL UR MOM QUIT TAKIN DOWNERS FOR HER PATHETIC LIFE AND PAY SOME FUCKIN ATTENTION WHEN THERE IS SMALL ANIMALS IN THE LAUNDRY CENTER HAHAHAHA

OH YEA LOL @ CONDOLENCES FOR A PIECE OF SHIT CAT

[ShooterMcGavin]

i feel bad for your moms but i'll be honest, it IS a bit funny...

[thinkfast®]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-414637488_22b2fb9f6d.jpg

[william_jeff]

lmfao

[jaystar]

you're not alone :lmao:

You should come by best buy in ptc and I will hook you up with a new dryer that has a moisture sensor. The moisture sensor detects when your clothes are dry and cuts the heat off so your clothes or in this case cat wont bake

fucked up but funny lol

[gtikid]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-414637488_22b2fb9f6d.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

YO THAT HALFCAT CHARACTER HAS NO REMORSE... DOES NOT GIVE A FUK!!!

SO HE'D FIT RIGHT IN W/ THE OTHER POSTERS IN HERE LOL

[william_jeff]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/werd.png

[BuBBa DRiFT]

that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.

[william_jeff]

lol fuck your cat

your cat died and they way he died is funny as hell

deal with it

life is full of deaths, one less cat is not the end of the world...

no, infact it is the beginning of a new day

[gtikid]

lol fuck your cat

your cat died and they way he died is funny as hell

deal with it

life is full of deaths, one less cat is not the end of the world...

no, infact it is the beginning of a new day

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

wishing something bad on someone cuz a CAT died is fucked up...

[william_jeff]

for emphasis

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-414637488_22b2fb9f6d.jpg

[thinkfast®]

yea bitch dont you go wishin nothin on me, I got my own issues

tell your mom put down the anti depressants, stop thinkin about her miserable life for one second... HELLO!!!!!! THERE IS A FUCKIN CAT IN THE DRYER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[thinkfast®]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-405865884_42d4618d0a.jpg

[william_jeff]

by the way JJ

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/littlestory.jpg

put the cat in the road someone is bound to get him, here is a template

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/cat.jpg

[william_jeff]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-405865884_42d4618d0a.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/fknLOL.jpg

[thinkfast®]

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOUR MOM RIGHT

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-415260710_e705e49141.jpg

SHIT IS BOUT TO BE ON AND POPPIN

[gtikid]

that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.

Why would you wanna wish something bad on us? Shit will happen and my dog will one day die. She won't die b/c I was negligent when she jumped in the dryer, and then not hearing the animal inside slam against the drier and slowly cook to a meal.

Besides, you know damn well that if someone had told you a story about someone killing their cat by putting them in the dryer you would die laughing...like the rest of us :lmfao:

BTW, how good was the cat for static? Did it work better than one of those static sheets? :thinking: :goodjob:

[william_jeff]

my advice:

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907176_0f98502978.jpg

[gtikid]

my advice:

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907176_0f98502978.jpg

:lmfao:
:lmfao:
:lmfao:
:lmfao:
:lmfao:
:lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

HAHAHA WHATTA FAGGOT

[Sport1.3]

It was just a cat

Thread/

[CSquared]

lol I was seriously hoping to god that i wasn't the only one who found this to be oddly humorous... my worries are over.

[CSquared]

that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.

what a completely sensible comment... fuck you... fuck your mother... and fuck your baked cat.

Maybe they'll give you a few bucks if you drop him off at the local chinese food place. I remember a few years back a popular dish was cat with broccolli.

[william_jeff]

hell yes cat with broccoli ftw

[ShooterMcGavin]

ya'll got it all wrong, it was kung pow kitty...

[william_jeff]

my fault

i just know that shit was good as fawk

it tasted like fabric softner sheets

[Leadfoot_mf]

i am such a pussy for not coming hard like this in my first post i was el oh el ing my ass off. but seriously get a replacement they are free.





by the way :ttiwwp:

[william_jeff]

yes a pussy you are

your new dreamsicle should be to not have any remorse for stupid shit lol

[Leadfoot_mf]

well i had a little irony with the homeless pet link. ps i rated this with 5 stars will read again.


high five.

[BiH1320]

LIRL @ this thread.

[thinkfast®]

THIS THREAD IS OFF THE CHAIN

STARTED OUT GAY AS SHIT

GOT SORTA BORING

THEN FUCKIN LOLFEST 2007 CAME UP IN THIS BITCH FOR THE TAKEOVER, SHIT IS INCREDIBLE

OH YEA
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT

[william_jeff]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT

TELL HIM AGAIN!!

[thinkfast®]

FUCKIN FAGGOTT ASS CAT, I BET YOUR MOM USED TO BEAT IT AND THROW IT AROUND WHEN SHE WAS ALL DOPED UP PILLED OUT AND SHIT

I GOT NEWS FOR YA PHARM PARTIES ARE SO 2003 MAN, TELL UR MOM TO CATCH UP, WEED IS WHERE ITS AT

IF YOUR MOM WAS HIGH ON GOOD ASS GANJA THIS NEVER WOULDA HAPPENED!!! SHE WOULDA FORGOT THE LOAD WAS IN THE WASHER U DUMB FUCK!! WORST THAT WOULDA HAPPENED IS YOUR CATS FOOD GOT ATE.. WHATTA DUMBASS

[thinkfast®]

MURDA MURDA MO MURDA MURDAAAAAAAA WE KILLA KILLAZ

http://www.twhgrafx.com/images/zzz-warning-bloody-dead-cat-is-exactly-what-you-get.jpg

BONE BONE BONE BONE

[Leadfoot_mf]

shit i cant rep you no mo

[william_jeff]

you might want to clean that mess up off the highway here
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/WETWIPES.jpg

[Leadfoot_mf]

yeah the title of this thread is deceiving the cat was murdered it did not pass away all peaceful in its sleep it was beat and cooked to death in a dryer.

[thinkfast®]

FUK THE CAT, YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP HOMEY!!

U OVER HERE KICKIN ROCKS CRYIN OVER SOME FAGGOT ASS CAT, MEANWHILE YOUR MOM JUST GOT A BOTTLE OF WINE AND 3 MORE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS... SHE BOUT TO GET TWISTED TONITE BRO

THEY GOT HALFWAY HOMES FOR A REASON PUTO

[william_jeff]

hey JJ

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/Fag.jpg

[william_jeff]

yeah the title of this thread is deceiving the cat was murdered it did not pass away all peaceful in its sleep it was beat and cooked to death in a dryer.

yea if you wanted to kill the cat there were other alternatives

i.e.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/forumhumor49.jpg

[Leadfoot_mf]

how could you not hear a cat in a dryer going thump thump what thought she was drying some boots? then the cat had to start screaming cats are fucking loud when they are pissed.

[william_jeff]

yea if you had got the cat out early

you could have saved it and it could have ran that shakeniness out
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/valscat.gif

[Benefit]

Why would you wanna wish something bad on us? Shit will happen and my dog will one day die. She won't die b/c I was negligent when she jumped in the dryer, and then not hearing the animal inside slam against the drier and slowly cook to a meal.

Besides, you know damn well that if someone had told you a story about someone killing their cat by putting them in the dryer you would die laughing...like the rest of us :lmfao:

BTW, how good was the cat for static? Did it work better than one of those static sheets? :thinking: :goodjob:

LMAOFAMLMFOAFLAF; hahaha

wow JJ i can just imagine it

jj- mom whats that thumping sound?
mom- the cat in the fuckin dryer!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gtikid again.

[ShooterMcGavin]

didn't y'all read? she threw a "rug" in there to dry off, which somehow explained the fucking thumping/banging/cat screeching noise...wow, just wow.

not to mention most cat lovers are all like "oh my cat is so smart blah blah blah", what kinda dumbass cat climbs into a fuckin dryer? what does a dryer possibly have to offer a cat? has it gotten in there before for a nice ride and wanted another one? if so i guess ur mom forgot to put that shit on the gentle cycle huh?

[william_jeff]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/tmittmcig.jpg

[Benefit]

lmao no no no, jj's dad forgot to remind his mom to watch out for the cat.

[Benefit]

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.


hahaha damn your mom has to be reminded every time

[william_jeff]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/biaaaa.gif

[gtikid]

didn't y'all read? she threw a "rug" in there to dry off, which somehow explained the fucking thumping/banging/cat screeching noise...wow, just wow.

not to mention most cat lovers are all like "oh my cat is so smart blah blah blah", what kinda dumbass cat climbs into a fuckin dryer? what does a dryer possibly have to offer a cat? has it gotten in there before for a nice ride and wanted another one? if so i guess ur mom forgot to put that shit on the gentle cycle huh?

Yea the last time I threw my rug to wash, it started barking at me, how odd :thinking:

So this is why so many asian people own laundry mats!!! Too secretly cook the cat while no one suspects, and then deliver it to the restaurant that they own as well!! Genius
http://www.virgilanti.com/journal/images/genius2.jpg

[HachiDori]

holy shit!!1 this thread is the chit.


I fucking hate cats, so I feel no pain or regrets in saying" who da fuck cares?"

Continue with the flamin on JJ alfano_

Remmeber those - rep that you had pending? I bet I can now.

Fuk why can't I neg rep you anymore.....You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JJ Alfano again.

[gtikid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/eclipsekid/catindryer.jpg

[william_jeff]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/eclipsekid/catindryer.jpg

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Benefit]

lmfaooooooooooooo

[Benefit]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/690/laundrylaurasv4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Benefit]

here is the rules to follow JJ
http://cats.about.com/od/catsafety/ss/goodhabits_3.htm

[TRDwasiq]

really sorry abt ur caT:)

[TRDwasiq]

one more;)
ur mom should have done this:)
and now u should do this

[Shawna]

as much as I dont like cats the situation is awful...i know that I would be upset if something happened to my dog but Im sure that she is a strong woman she has made it this far consider this a bump in the rd (no pun intended) and just be there for her and everything will work out... take her to look at cats at a shelter one weekend and see if she falls in love with one...

[Benefit]

lmao @ bump in the road

[Shawna]

^^^ ass i know you think it is really funny but imagine losing a pet that you really loved not matter how they die its still like losing a family member

[Leadfoot_mf]

i would be more upset with the whole pet murder more than anything

[BTLFED]

Holy shit this thread is full of mother fucking win!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x304/toolenduso/LegendaryThread.jpg

[TIGERJC]

take her to look at cats at a shelter one weekend and see if she falls in love with one...
WOW you're one evil person. Think about the cats in the shelter, do u really think they would want to go home with a person that puts animals in the dryer.

How many cats must be cooked before this women is banned from having animals

Think about the cats

[Benefit]

^^^ ass i know you think it is really funny but imagine losing a pet that you really loved not matter how they die its still like losing a family member

family member's dont jump in dryers

[Benefit]

lol btlfed

[Tasuki_Civic]

you guys are awful for laughing at this situation. i think its sad for what happend. shes having a hard time it was a simple mistake. im sorry to hear about what happend JJ

[TIGERJC]

you guys are awful for laughing at this situation. i think its sad for what happend. shes having a hard time it was a simple mistake. im sorry to hear about what happend JJ
gtfo of this thread

[CSquared]

family member's dont jump in dryers

Aside from my retarded uncle ned. :(

R.I.P.

[BTLFED]

lol btlfed

THE CAT'S IN THE DRYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Wurm]

we got video of this cat in dried

I wonder how many times it hit its head before it passed away


can i have your cat i want it for a experiment donate that shit to science muhahahahha <evil grin>

[Tasuki_Civic]

gtfo of this thread


shut it up bitch ! speak only when spoken too.
http://www.davepye.com/images/slap.gif

[TIGERJC]

shut it up bitch ! speak only when spoken too.
http://www.davepye.com/images/slap.gif
Where is the moth when u need it, in other words swallow something so u can stfu

[Tasuki_Civic]

Where is the moth when u need it, in other words swallow something so u can stfu


hahahah booo that was weak....i thought mine was funnier. i had to sig for a lil bit. but thanx for tryin. ;)

[TIGERJC]

hahahah booo that was weak....i thought mine was funnier. i had to sig for a lil bit. but thanx for tryin. ;)
Not even worth, lets just continue to flame this guy's mother

[Benefit]

it was his dad's fault too , for not reminding his stupid mom to watch for the cat

[Tasuki_Civic]

Not even worth, lets just continue to flame this guy's mother


lol once again BOOOO but i agree. i like tha clip. lol my paretns like star trek. i always thought that dude looked funny

[TIGERJC]

it was his dad's fault too , for not reminding his stupid mom to watch for the cat
:lmao:

[Benefit]

holy chit , tiger + repped me lmao

[B16a2 Civic]

Bump, anymore pics or jokes
I'm savin mine for later

[TIGERJC]

Bump, anymore pics or jokes
I'm savin mine for later
bbbbbbbbooooooooooooooooooooo

say it :yes:

[ShooterMcGavin]

as much as I dont like cats the situation is awful...i know that I would be upset if something happened to my dog but Im sure that she is a strong woman she has made it this far consider this a bump in the rd (no pun intended) and just be there for her and everything will work out... take her to look at cats at a shelter one weekend and see if she falls in love with one...
no pun intended my ass :lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

family member's dont jump in dryers
LOLz, i'd rep u again if i could :lmao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

really sorry abt ur caT:)
omg i want that book :D

[quickdodge®]

family member's dont jump in dryers

No. Family members don't let other family member's pets dry and bake. Later, QD.

[TRDwasiq]

lol at QD hahaha

[gtikid]

http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/far-side-cat-fud.jpg

[gtikid]

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/images/fhc/news/safety.jpg

[gtikid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/eclipsekid/cat.jpg

[ShooterMcGavin]

lollernukes, u guys are too much :lmfao:

[Benefit]

lmaooooooo gtikid +100 if i could

[william_jeff]

as much as I dont like cats the situation is awful...i know that I would be upset if something happened to my dog but Im sure that she is a strong woman she has made it this far consider this a bump in the rd (no pun intended) and just be there for her and everything will work out... take her to look at cats at a shelter one weekend and see if she falls in love with one...

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[william_jeff]

family member's dont jump in dryers


rotflmmfaoirl

[thinkfast®]

DIFFICULT TO READ MY ASS
3 DAYS LATER AND IM STILL CLOWNIN ON THIS SHIT.. WHATTA FUCKIN MORON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[william_jeff]

lolololol this has got to be an ultimate classic thread right here

[thinkfast®]

JJ STANDS FOR JAW JACKIN BITCH!! THIS GUY IS A HOMOSEXUAL IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD

I MEAN WHO MAKES A THREAD ABOUT THEIR DOPED UP MOM THROWING A CAT ALONG W/ THE DAILY WASH, THE CAT GETS BAKED THE FUK UP, AND THEN COMES ON IA CRYING ABOUT IT.. DIFFICULT TO READ??? CMON BRO WE LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

TELL US MORE OF YOUR BASEHEAD MOMS STORIES, IM SURE YOU GOT A TREASURE CHEST FULL LOL

[william_jeff]

i'd rep if i could lmmfao

[B16a2 Civic]

Ruthless, just ruthless
I knew it was comming tho
*dave chapelle voice* plleeaassee beeelliiieeevvveee meeeeeee

[quickdodge®]

THEY'RE ALL WATCHING YOU!!!

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http://preciouspurrsandpaws.com/myPictures/Miss+Kitty.jpghttp://abstractpenguin.com/cam/2004/kitty.jpghttp://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/006/d/c/id___v_mofo_by_aks_kitty.pnghttp://peter.stillhq.com/jasmine/blog/pretty-kitty-after.jpg
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http://www.technochitlins.com/archives/Goa'uld%20Kitty.jpghttp://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/picpops/images/lion22.jpghttp://www.pleasespay.org/kitty.jpghttp://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Vampire%20Kitty.jpg
http://www.jemarpet.com/images/%5CkittySillLarge.jpghttp://www.lykestodance.com/images/Mama_Kitty.jpghttp://www.persiancats.org/nss-folder/sos/419106_MissKitty.JPGhttp://www.peacefleece.com/kitty.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/322503243_0592921842.jpg
http://www.petcaretips.net/MissGingerMarieKitty.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Chateau/7134/lion.jpghttp://www.nokill1.org/images/adoption/miss_kitty.jpghttp://www.doreenmolloy.com/kittyFace.JPGhttp://www.datlow.com/gallery/maine2002/Kitty_4.jpg

Later, QD.

[william_jeff]

are those the pussies that will be attending the funeral

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol@ qd sneakin in a lion

[william_jeff]

not just any lion mind you

the wizard of oz

if that wizard was there, it could have saved that poor kitty from it's horrific death

[quickdodge®]

Lol@ qd sneakin in a lion

Look harder, young child. There is more than one little blurb, lolol. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol yeah, I seen the cartoon cat
This is my fav thread this year

[william_jeff]

isn't that like a 1960s cat?

[quickdodge®]

I looped in Felix the Cat(1960), Tom(& Jerry), cowardly lion, regular lion and Hello Kitty. Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

:chapelles lost season: a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime

LOL this shit is great

[ShooterMcGavin]

i updated the title of the thread, just so no one is confused as to what's goin on :goodjob:

[william_jeff]

sweet

'when keeping it dried goes wrong'

[ShooterMcGavin]

sweet

'when keeping it dried goes wrong'
:lmfao: reps

[HalfBaked]

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/kitler/pics/kitler8.jpg


KITLER APPROVES OF MOTHER BURNINATING JEW CAT!

[william_jeff]

ALL HAIL KITLER

[william_jeff]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/LOLhorse.gif

[SixSquared]

OMG guys.. this thread is epic... I am in stitches over here.

Seriously JJ... If your mom had to be reminded time after time after time to check the dryer for the cat.... you know it was bound to happen..


thumpMEOWthumpMEOOOWMROWthumpMROOOWHISSSthump.... thump.... thump... thump......

[william_jeff]

lmao @ the missing meows

[OneSlow5pt0]

are cat went in the dryer onetime,and hasnt been right since....think it busted his brain

[BTLFED]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u219/penguin002/Caturday/Washercat.jpg

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u219/penguin002/Caturday/117984675041.jpg

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/energizerman38/Caturday/huh.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j292/Roboticneko/Caturday/catdryer.jpg

[Benefit]

lmaoo wowww hahahahaha lolhorse lmao

[Benefit]

who the hell screams "BLOODY MURDER!!!" lmfao , i love how dramatic JJ made it too "my worst fears emerged when i had opened the creaky door of our laundry room" lmao

[BTLFED]

who the hell screams "BLOODY MURDER!!!" lmfao , i love how dramatic JJ made it too "my worst fears emerged when i had opened the creaky door of our laundry room" lmao

Its like he is Alfred Hitchcock's retard son trying to write a suspense novel! :lmfao:

[Benefit]

hahahahahahaha

[green91]

holy shit, best thread EVAR on IA holy crap.

[TRDwasiq]

^^ slightly agree

[BTLFED]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! OMG I'm dying! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Leadfoot_mf]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! OMG I'm dying! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
what are u in a dryer??

[Ed]

omg this thread is so funny... tf, qd, btlfed, willy, everyone here owning jj...

lol jj hasnt been here in a while, he mustve been too close to the dryer and his mom pushed him inside it and turned it on and screamed "bloody murder!!!"

[Leadfoot_mf]

what does it take to get this stickied?

[ShooterMcGavin]

me :goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

omg this thread is so funny... tf, qd, btlfed, willy, everyone here owning jj...

oh no shoutout for me huh? i see how it bish! :D

[Benefit]

what are u in a dryer??

lmao

[disrupt]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9011/catdq6.gif

make sure you clean your lint filter btw, the cat hair must've clogged it up pretty bad.

[redrumracer]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120628

[william_jeff]

what are u in a dryer??

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

"IM IN YOUR DRYER

DOING FLIPS AND SHIT"

[Doppelgänger]

My dad rolled my cat up in a fold away bed once. :(

[Ed]

oh no shoutout for me huh? i see how it bish! :D

lol poor little wayne needs some attention?

[william_jeff]

he's always bitching about something.

quick ed pop out your titty i think he's hungry

[Ed]

fuck you carlton

[william_jeff]

My dad rolled my cat up in a fold away bed once. :(

i guess that's the best sleep that cat ever enjoyed...

[Sport1.3]

i guess that's the best sleep that cat ever enjoyed...


10/10 joke
1/10 delivery

[william_jeff]

so what's my overall scumbucket?

[quickdodge®]

At least she doesn't hang her laundry out to dry. Later, QD.

[Ed]

At least she doesn't hang her laundry out to dry. Later, QD.

omg i wish i could rep you again! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[william_jeff]

LMMFAOROTFLMAO

[william_jeff]

HONEY please make sure the cat is not in the basket you know what happened last time

[Leadfoot_mf]

nothing like beating a dead horse (or cat) loll

[quickdodge®]

We did it like this. We did it like that. We did it with a dried up cat, weeeellllllll. Later, QD.

[Echonova]

OMFG!! Tim you were right, this thread is epic!!!!!

[william_jeff]

honey i shrunk the cat

[Sport1.3]

so what's my overall scumbucket?

i'll give you a 6/10....cuz "nick Cannon is hilaaaarious!!" :lmfao:

[william_jeff]

that's gay lol

[thinkfast®]

Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

IN CASE YOU FORGOT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT

[Echonova]

When JJ's mom picks out a new cat, she needs the proper accessories.

[Ed]

im really concerned for jj's health...

lol

not really...

but where the fuck has he been

[william_jeff]

recovering from all the hostility received on account of his cat

maybe he is purifying himself in the waters of lake minatoka

[Ed]

lmao

[william_jeff]

Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

IN CASE YOU FORGOT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT

yea 'JJ'

i bet your cat had 'good times' in that fucking dryer

that shit must have been 'DYN O MITE!!!'

http://www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/jj_1808.jpg

[gtikid]

Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

IN CASE YOU FORGOT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT

:lmfao: He probably thought he was gonna get a bunch of people crying and mourning over his cat.

WE AIN'T NEVER CRIED OVER SOME PUSSY...ESPECIALLY NOT BEAT UP PUSSY!! :lmfao:

[william_jeff]

i know that shit aint even tight no more

it's all loose and fluffy and shit

fuck that i have standards

[Echonova]

i know that shit aint even tight no more

it's all loose and fluffy and shit

fuck that i have standardsMay be loose and fluffy, but I'll bet that's one hot pussy.

[gtikid]

May be loose and fluffy, but I'll bet that's one hot pussy.

I like my pussy shaved, not burnt :goodjob:

[Doppelgänger]

http://boortz.com/images/funny/free_cat.jpg

[william_jeff]

repost

you lose jump in the JJ band wagon

[Echonova]

..

[william_jeff]

no the murderer and the accomplice have left this building due too high volumes of ownage

[william_jeff]

man just forget you can

[BTLFED]

what are u in a dryer??

JJ's mom's fuckin bitch ass locked me in here! Let me the fuck out! I don't want to end up like the cat!

[BTLFED]

We did it like this. We did it like that. We did it with a dried up cat, weeeellllllll. Later, QD.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm on the run. My cats got my gun. He's shooting at me and it ain't fun. :lmfao:

[seksicarlovinchick]

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

When I was five my mom bought me a little white kitten. it was the first cat she had bought me since I was really little. She had always had bad luck with cats...every one she had ever bought died. So, she buys me this little kitten...I names it Snowball...original, I know. I had him for two days and then never saw him again. I found out this year...I'm 19 now, going on 20...what happened to the cat.

Mom was doing the white laundry and threw it all in the dryer, but didn't start it right away because the phone rang. She got off the phone, closed the door, and dried the laundry...and Snowball it turns out. When she opened the dryer and there was the dead cat all bloody and nasty she freaked out and called my grandma to help her clean it up. My mom finally told me...and then cried...poor thing. She still feels bad...i just thinjk the cat was stupid.

[mxglory258]

...

[ShooterMcGavin]

lol poor little wayne needs some attention?
i contemplated deleting this post... :D

[Benefit]

bump

[TRDwasiq]

dont worry man ur Cat went to heaven;)
friday afternoon bump

[ShooterMcGavin]

no bumps needed, i stickied it :goodjob: (although i thought i already did :thinking: )

[Benefit]

hahahahhaa

[Echonova]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123172

[Extrememustang]

You can have my cat

[ShooterMcGavin]

oooh ooooh, can i have it? i'm gettin kinda hungry....

[Sayajin]

ROTFLMAO!

I normally refuse to read these damn 11pg threads about nothing.... but this one was FUCKIN HILARIOUS!

-Sayajin

[BuBBa DRiFT]

lol, wow, the immaturity of some people. i expected better from you, especially since most of you are over 30... im not reading 11 pages of bullshit, so if anyone actually had a kind word through all the garbage, thank you. this thread was for thoughts and prayers for my mother because she was heartbroken. shes fine now, and the bitches that think they are cool for laughing at someone elses troubles, karma is a bitch.

grow up.

[ShooterMcGavin]

first off, i know i'm nowhere near "over 30" yet. secondly, i hate cats, i don't care if it belonged to the pope or my own mother (not that she'd ever have one, just saying). finally, dude, this whole situation reeks of irony, and honestly, irony is almost always a little funny...just so happens that in this case, it's a LOT funny. nothing personal :goodjob:

[GSRteg®]

Damn sorry to hear that a bad way to go ( Death my dryer)

[Echonova]

lol, wow, the immaturity of some people. i expected better from you, especially since most of you are over 30... im not reading 11 pages of bullshit, so if anyone actually had a kind word through all the garbage, thank you. this thread was for thoughts and prayers for my mother because she was heartbroken. shes fine now, and the bitches that think they are cool for laughing at someone elses troubles, karma is a bitch.

grow up.You read the 11 pages, admit it.

[stillaneon]

You cant help but read the 11 pages. when you read the last 5 threads, you ave to know what happened from the beginning. Hate the fact that the cat dies, but did you honestly think that you would get pity from IA?? This isnt the 700 club....

[BuBBa DRiFT]

i know it is ironic, and actually, it is a little humorous. but no one needs to be that disrespectful, bottom line. im not going to stress this cause thats exactly what some of these guys want.

[_Christian_]

^sucks for you. i just saw this for the 1st time. oh and btw i have 2 cats and i find this HILARIOUS!!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

i know it is ironic, and actually, it is a little humorous. but no one needs to be that disrespectful, bottom line. im not going to stress this cause thats exactly what some of these guys want.
nuff said, really...and i mean it's not like we're laughing at your mom, we're laughing at the fucking dead cat, so just chillax, it'll be alright.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

wow its stickied...did i look over that or did it just happen? dedication.

[ShooterMcGavin]

u OVER LOOKED it, yes :goodjob:

[Gilgamesh]

Hey be happy you started one of the top 20 funniest threads ever.

[BTLFED]

YOUR CAT IS DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[B16a2 Civic]

Love this thread

[BTLFED]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/messandnoise/greatthread.gif

[81911SC]

Lol @ JJ

[quickdodge®]

Later, QD.

[Echonova]

Watch out for ceiling fans too.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=175110

[william_jeff]

LMMFAO @ QD thanks for the revival. can we keep this shit going

[ShooterMcGavin]

yeah so has your mom gotten a new cat or two yet?

[william_jeff]

his mom probably just 'tumbled' across them

[Ed]

:bump:

[william_jeff]

look at this fucking fruit cake

[ShooterMcGavin]

his mom probably just 'tumbled' across them
lol, play on words ftw?

[william_jeff]

FTMFW not just ftw lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^meh, not quite, it DID come from you.... :D

[Sammich]

damn this thread is funny as fuck. how are you going to forget to check the dryer for a cat. i mean you are going to hear all those big ass 'bumps' in the dryer when the cat hits his head and i know you are going to see hot blood(i know its going to be hot blood because the dryer gets hot) flying out of the dryer. your mom is an idiot lol. cat killer ftw

[Hulud]

:lmao:

wow, this shit is fucked, like dead baby jokes....

[Ed]

:lmao:

wow, this shit is fucked, like dead baby jokes....

had you not seen this yet? this thread has win all over it.

[Hulud]

had you not seen this yet? this thread has win all over it.
i had seen the title but i never read it

[Ed]

i had seen the title but i never read it

oh jeez what a lamer... lol this thread is great.

[Hulud]

oh jeez what a lamer... lol this thread is great.
fuck you! :chuckles:

but yes yes it is lol

[BTLFED]

i had seen the title but i never read it

This is one of those very few threads where BTLFED Notes would NOT do it justice. Reading the whole thing is absolutely fucking hilarious!

THIS THREAD REEKS OF MOTHER FUCKING WIN! :goodjob: :lmfao:

[stillaneon]

Absolutely

[ShooterMcGavin]

This is one of those very few threads where BTLFED Notes would NOT do it justice. Reading the whole thing is absolutely fucking hilarious!

THIS THREAD REEKS OF MOTHER FUCKING WIN! :goodjob: :lmfao:
lol wow, there ya have it folks, thread of the month.....also to be entered into thread of the yr voting :lmao:

[ahmonrah]

Your mom dried the cat?! :lmfao: I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...your not alone!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: !!!

'and now i'll say a prayer for the furballz who arent here...'
~ahem~
"meow, meow meow meow, meow, rawr,
~briefly licks paw to groom me face~
meow,meow,meow,,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow"

translation:
Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of kitty litter, [a (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=23&chapter=23&verse=4&version=31&context=verse#fen-NIV-14240a)]
I will fear no shortage of catnip,
for you are with me;
your milk bowl, toys and your scratchpost,
they comfort me.

[ShooterMcGavin]

amen brother :lmao:

[william_jeff]

i guess JJ got 'heated' because of the 'circling' jokes of his cat

[ShooterMcGavin]

hey at least he can't say IA has a "dry" sense of humor.....:lmfao: let the good times ROLL! :lmao:

[william_jeff]

damn shagwAg3n you are fucking spinning out of control on this one

[BTLFED]

Thus far I think this thread is the thread of the year!

[ahmonrah]

hey at least he can't say IA has a "dry" sense of humor.....:lmfao: let the good times ROLL! :lmao:bwahahahaaha!!!! :lmfao::lmfao:

he shouldnt get too "wrinkled " about our friendly banter. the cat in the dryer is an issue he has to "iron out" with his moms.....

[quickdodge®]

bwahahahaaha!!!! :lmfao::lmfao:

he shouldnt get too "wrinkled " about our friendly banter. the cat in the dryer is an issue he has to "iron out" with his moms.....

Yeah. Probably shouldn't have "aired out" the family's "dirty laundry." JJ, we're just trying to "Cheer" you up and not Just flow with the "Tide" and then we can all just "Bounce." Later, QD.

[Benefit]

lmfao @ qd

[ShooterMcGavin]

seriously though i dunno why JJ is so mad his mom is taking all the "heat" for this, he should just "fold" and give up this argument that it's that serious. i mean for real, it's not like someone took an "arm and hammer" to the cat's head or anything, we're just witnessing the "cycle" of life (or death) here :D

[quickdodge®]

But if you think about it, the very "fabric" of this should be taken with "delicate" care and not "permanently pressed." We should just "touch up" on the fact that things like this aren't always "wrinkle free." Later, QD.

[TeeJay]

HOLY CRAP HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!?!

[TeeJay]

P.S. this is the first 10+ page thread that i have read all the way through and actually enjoyed