2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

[ahmonrah]

Yeah. Probably shouldn't have "aired out" the family's "dirty laundry." JJ, we're just trying to "Cheer" you up and not Just flow with the "Tide" and then we can all just "Bounce." Later, QD.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ryanh300]

LOL @ the play on words jokes.

We need to make a national everyone put your cat in the dryer and see how long it takes to die and you not hear it screaming and breaking its neck.

[HalfBaked]

Dude, don't get all 'heated' over these jokes. Just because you have a 'dry' sense of humor doesn't mean anything. You're being a 'pussy.'

[BTLFED]

OMG this thread has taken a turn for more WIN! Play on words! :lmfao:

[81911SC]

Lol @ JJ viewing the thread

[T-Mo Goodie]

Now, this was some funny stuff. You guys are outrageous. You hve made my damn day. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

The play on words is soooo wrong but so damn funny...

[ShooterMcGavin]

Dude, don't get all 'heated' over these jokes. Just because you have a 'dry' sense of humor doesn't mean anything. You're being a 'pussy.'
fuck off matt, i already hit on the "heat" and "dry" jokes :chuckles:

[ahmonrah]

GAWT DAYUM!!!!!


just when i thought this thread was slowing down, it's picking up

http://www.jcrmusicnews.com/dataimg/steam.bmp.



http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/danskinonline/woolite_logo.gifbe damned!


it's prolly gonna be going on from now til next
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/330505772_7052146424.jpg?v=0

[Humphrizzle]

i caption catz

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m53/EBPEM1_2k/untitled-4.jpg

[ShooterMcGavin]

unlike JJ's cat, this thread has 9 lives :yes: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

all 9 lives were beat out of that cat during its cycle period

[BuBBa DRiFT]

damn this shit is still here? llllooooooooooolllllll

[Ed]

thread of the year, thanks to your mom.

[81911SC]

damn this shit is still here? llllooooooooooolllllll
Unlike your cat.

[Sammich]

thread of the year, thanks to your mom.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

'i would like to thank god and my mom for making this possible, without her, this thread wouldn't have made as loud a bang as the cat did in the dryer'

[JBS13]

OMFG! thank your mom so much for taking you dumbass cats life away because i dnt remember the last time i laughed this hard. Your misfortune is now the light of my day. and by the way i hope ur mom does still feel bad because who actually has a cat jump in the dryer right in front of you and then you not notice. Ignorance is a disease. I think you should do all of us a favor and put your mom in the dryer so theres one less complete fucking idiot walking around the streets.JJ your a fucking bitch that needs to get the sand out of your vagina and grow a pair. c'mon man! but again this was the best thread ever thank all of you guys for posting this shit. and anybody that actually feels bad for this waste of sperm needs to get a fucking life. hilarious

[JBS13]

and also how can we trust him when he was the one trying to sell an automatic ka24de with a picture of ka with a clutch master. wtf! if anybody wants to see JJ making a complete idiot out of himself again then go to 240atlanta.com in the vehicles for sale forum. hes trying to sell a ka-t hatch.

[BTLFED]

Who is this guy? :dunno:

[william_jeff]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=125478

tell your mom here is another cat for her tumble

[Sammich]

^^LMMFAO, that is so wrong on all kinds of levels

[ahmonrah]

Who is this guy? :dunno:i was wondering the same shit!?:???:


oh well, now that the CATS outta the bag.....

[BTLFED]

i was wondering the same shit!?:???:


oh well, now that the CATS outta the bag.....

....we can ROLL with it and see if it gets HEATED again....

[ahmonrah]

....we can ROLL with it and see if it gets HEATED again....that's what i'm talking 'bout!

we http://www.maytag.com/assets/images/global/logo_maytag.jpg

another chance to really get this thread on
http://www.iec.ch/online_news/etech/arch_2003/etech_0303/pic_news/dryer.gif

[ISAtlanta300]

this is very quick and amateurish....surely someone can do better, but you get the idea....


A new label for your mom to put on the dryer:

[BuBBa DRiFT]

el oh el

[BTLFED]

JJ was masterbating when this happened. It's official.

http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/forum10/mast.jpg

[BuBBa DRiFT]

howd you know i was catholic????? you sly dog.

[Hulud]

my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

literally, static shock...

[MC Hammer]

=[

[santacruz77]

my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

literally, static shock...


lmao

[Sammich]

i'm getting sick of these cats in my motherfucking dryer

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/194451490_b38b8eaa17.jpg

[Ed]

lolz @ sam. l. jackson

[ISAtlanta300]

.......And the cats in the dryer and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon......

[quickdodge®]

If they didn't have an electric dryer. Later, QD.

[Tasuki_Civic]

you know whats crazy about it .....is that i told my parents about this little story and they both chuckled at it. my dad said the husband should have banned her from doing the laundry in the first place.

they both thought it was crazy that his parents didnt stop to look to see wtf was in dryer to thump like that. you know it thumped when she turned it on and she hadnt walked away yet.

poor cat :no:

[Sammich]

baby turn around *cat jumps in* ...turn that dryer on and hear the cat body go thump thump thump

[ahmonrah]

kitty jerky, an ALFANO ORIGINAL TREAT!!!
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6744/kittyjerkylk2.th.png

[cactusEG]

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

damn that crazy, what a way to go

[BuBBa DRiFT]

LMFAO at this thread, i know i shouldnt laugh, but every single post in here is amazing

[Ed]

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Love_so_much.jpg

DISCLAIMER: NO CATS WERE INJURED ON THE TAKING OF THE ABOVE PICTURE.

[Sammich]

LIRL!!!!!!

[BTLFED]

LMFAO at this thread, i know i shouldnt laugh, but every single post in here is amazing

So does cat taste like chicken? I mean, I figured you had to have ate the cat after cooking it.

[cactusEG]

So does cat taste like chicken? I mean, I figured you had to have ate the cat after cooking it.

is he asian??:???:

[ahmonrah]

not that i know of.... but mama-san was hungry and wanted to play it off!!!!

[Benefit]

how can you not instantly hear thumping and still walk away

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Let the thread die allready !

[Tasuki_Civic]

you know whats crazy about it .....is that i told my parents about this little story and they both chuckled at it. my dad said the husband should have banned her from doing the laundry in the first place.

they both thought it was crazy that his parents didnt stop to look to see wtf was in dryer to thump like that. you know it thumped when she turned it on and she hadnt walked away yet.

poor cat :no:



how can you not instantly hear thumping and still walk away
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[_Christian_]

:ttiwwp:...

[BuBBa DRiFT]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

[Tasuki_Civic]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

i dunno about understandable mistake.

what kind of rug was it? it had to be a really heavy one.

[ShooterMcGavin]

my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

literally, static shock...
i lirl :lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

i just want to thank all those who posted in my absence, i think it's time for another thread title update.... :D

[ShooterMcGavin]

Let the thread die allready !
wtf? there's no such thing as too much of a good thing :yes:

[ShooterMcGavin]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.
:lmfao: how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? :thinking: and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar :goodjob:

[Ed]

LOL at name change.

[Kyle]

:lmfao: how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? :thinking: and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar :goodjob:
:lmfao: +2.

[Mr_Mischif]

Let the thread die allready !

But there are no dryers on the internet to put it into.

[ISAtlanta300]

Let the thread die allready !

LOL too late. The cat is out of the bag.. errr.. Dryer....

[BTLFED]

:lmfao: how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? :thinking: and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar :goodjob:

That's what I'm saying! :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

THIS SHIT IS STILL GOIN, LOL

[Ed]

THIS SHIT IS STILL GOIN, LOL

thread of the year homie...

http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/far-side-cat-fud.jpg

[Sammich]

how can you not instantly hear thumping and still walk away

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

not thread of the yr in the least

[Sammich]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

now if that aint some bullshit for your ass i don't know what is. a beat rug and a beat cat has two different distinct sounds, the rug sounds hollow, the cat sounds solid *pap pap pap* sounds different then * bang bang bang*

[ShooterMcGavin]

thread of the year homie...

http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/far-side-cat-fud.jpg
repost slut

[ShooterMcGavin]

not thread of the yr in the least
only cuz u just posted in it...

[sullen]

lol that sucks. but its so funny.

[Ed]

sorry wayne!

[Sammich]

my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

literally, static shock...

i can't believe i missed that lol

[Sport1.3]

only cuz u just posted in it...

Nah i got in like page 2-3 or something.....this thread is dead homie.....ppl are just trying too hard now

[Sammich]

lol that sucks. but its so funny.

naw it blows...

[ShooterMcGavin]

Nah i got in like page 2-3 or something.....this thread is dead homie.....ppl are just trying too hard now
so what're u doin in here then? ;)

[Sammich]

i just wanted everyone to keep this tragic event in mind

http://static.flickr.com/90/240935333_e234a57046_m.jpg

[Ed]

^^ :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

AND TO THINK HE TRIED TO CHANGE HIS SN NAME SO WE COULDN'T TRACK HIM DOWN...HELL NAW SON...YOU MAY LOVE YOUR S13...BUT THAT CAT JUST HAD THE WORSE WEEK EVER

[BobbyFresco]

AND TO THINK HE TRIED TO CHANGE HIS SN NAME SO WE COULDN'T TRACK HIM DOWN...HELL NAW SON...YOU MAY LOVE YOUR S13...BUT THAT CAT JUST HAD THE WORSE WEEK EVER



LOL.....:lmfao: :lmfao:



Another classic ownage thread.
Had to bump this shit.

[quickdodge®]

1/2 Year Semi-anniversary bump!

Later, QD.

[Sammich]

congrats on your murder....murder cat wrote

[quickdodge®]

This was such an event of catastrophic proportions. Later, QD.

[Sammich]

i know...that **** was worse than catrina

[quickdodge®]

This should be cataloged as a cataclysmic thread that should not take another catnap. Catch ya later, QD.

[Sammich]

so i was walking to my car this morning and i saw a black cat walk across my pathway and i was scared, but then i thought, all i need to do is call JJ's mom and she will rectify the situation for me, so no worries. then i came to work

[quickdodge®]

so i was walking to my car this morning and i saw a black cat walk across my pathway and i was scared, but then i thought, all i need to do is call JJ's mom and she will rectify the situation for me, so no worries. then i came to work

Damn. I must have been out like a light.



I never heard the phone ring. Later, QD.

[Sammich]

yea i heard some loud as noise in the background when she picked up..sounded like some non domestic cat growl or something...i figured you were sleeping after that HOTness she supplied you

[BobbyFresco]

You guys should have bumped this on CATurday.........:lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

You guys should have bumped this on CATurday.........:lmfao:

I can't stand that old ass "caturday" crap. SO I'll stand by my bumpage on this day. Lolol. Later, QD.

[Sammich]

tr00f...JJmurderday>>>>>>>>>>>>>CATurday

[The Ninja]

Its a ****ing cat.

[Sammich]

that's not what JJ said....

[ShooterMcGavin]

lolz at the resurrection of this thread, too bad the same can't be said for that cat :lmao:

[Leadfoot_mf]

hey i thought cats were suppose to have 9 lives? how did jj's mom take care of the other 8?

[ShooterMcGavin]

she had the dryer on the extended cycle :goodjob:

[Mayniac]

I just read the first 4 pages and LMAO!!!! I should have joined in on the fun while this was going on. LOLOL!!

[quickdodge®]

lolz at the resurrection of this thread, too bad the same can't be said for that cat :lmao:

Maybe Easter. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

hey i thought cats were suppose to have 9 lives? how did jj's mom take care of the other 8?funnay that you asked that question!! QD was recording EVP during a ghost hunt, and the cats filled in it's segway to demise.........CLICK HERE! POST #7 (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144516&highlight=lives)

[Ed]

bump.

[Sammich]

wtf david

[Ed]

wtf negrodamus?

[Sammich]

wtf...the maxima is the ****...i'm almost glad they stole the teg LOLz...cant wait to get the MAF

[Firefightin_tC]

Wow...6 months later and I never laughed so much.

I'm at working read this and everyone is lookin' at me like I'm retarded. :lmfao:

[Ed]

bump...

[Sammich]

i see dead cats...

[Ed]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061226190907AArwQty

lolol

so i wonder if the dryer was replaced?

[Sammich]

cats are addicted to death

[TheGodfather]

Bump.

[Ed]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/cheezeguy/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg

[Hulud]

see, this kid was not an unrelated incident, shes like a serial killer, starts with small animals then moves to humans....

[Reaper]

this is f*cking great! something epic like this needs to happen again....I have a feeling that "lexi" guy is going to be the next guy to do it

[BKgen®]

LOL i knew it was only a matter of time before someone bumped it :lmfao:

[Sammich]

X TOO

[Reaper]

Just reading the first page is worth it! I can't stop laughing lolololol:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Ed]

you're welcome.

[Sammich]

you're welcome.

FU?

*REREADS 1ST PAGE*

[alpine_aw11]

If you didn't want people do laugh, don't put "hilarity ensues" in the title. Sorry, but that ****'s funny. Not that your mom went nuts, but cat in a dryer ftw.

[Sammich]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1416/018sl3.jpg

[ShooterMcGavin]

If you didn't want people do laugh, don't put "hilarity ensues" in the title. Sorry, but that ****'s funny. Not that your mom went nuts, but cat in a dryer ftw.
hey genius, i edited the thread title like the day it was first posted :slap: :D

[ShooterMcGavin]

thread title further edited to reflect this thread's legendary status :lmao:

[Brett]

How is that cat killin b*tch doin now? lol

[Sammich]

How is that cat killin b*tch doin now? lol

I JUST SAW HER LAST NIGHT AT THE LOCAL GAS STATION IN THE BATHROOM:ninja:

[Mach1DrmGrl]

Just wanted to say I think your sig is hilarious...props


I JUST SAW HER LAST NIGHT AT THE LOCAL GAS STATION IN THE BATHROOM:ninja:

[Nismo]

Just wanted to say I think your sig is hilarious...props

Eww your back? damn.

[SixSquared]

I came home from school just the other day
Mom doing laundry in the usual way
But then something went wrong and she screamed bloody murder
She says to this day that she didn't mean to hurt her...

.. And the cat's in the dryer in the laundry room
Dad forgot to warn her when he left at noon
That stupid cat likes to hide in the rug
now it's life is over with a thud, son, it's life is over with a thud...

And for those of you who don't get the reference...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlHdjjHNEC8

[Wurm]

lol this thread is still going

[Benefit]

ahahahahha, this was great...and still is! EPIC

[Benefit]

still get a smile out of the thought of his mom screaming "BLOODY MURDER" after she opened the dryer only to find a mangled cat...

morbid you say? no, HILLARIOUS.

[osnap]

OHHHH MAN. CLASSIC. I remember this like it was yesterday.

[turbosx©]

its bad how he can change his name but, it still following him

[The_ CaneCorso]

omg

[SixSquared]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-you-check-your-pockets-next-time.jpg

[Frög]

hahah i love this thread!

[MistaCee]

Lool yea this was classic

[ahmonrah]

oh god...this was a classic of last year!
he even wanted to fight me over it..lolz!

[jwrape]

Soory for her and you....
need to get rid of that dryer and get another one. It will help her to not think about it when she uses it.

[1CleanEg]

man this shit is hilarious!!! lol

[©hris]

lol

[The Ninja]

Some good laughs.

[BTLFED]

Soory for her and you....
need to get rid of that dryer and get another one. It will help her to not think about it when she uses it.

Who are you, retard?

[BadassVic]

lmfaooooo! bwhahahahahahaha

[SLOWR/T]

LO fuckin L!!! I remember this thread. I was in tears reading the first few pages again.

Oh the tears was from laughing so damn hard!

[ahmonrah]

Who are you, retard?was wondering the same thing....:lmfao:

[Kevykev]

First page had me ROLLINNNNNNNNN'

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol, me and ricky had no remorse

[DrivenMind]

Believe it or not my little brother killed my cat in the same way. Except we had an old dryer we were using anymore in the back of the garage and my little brother stuck him in there. Except my whole family could hear him crying at night, but we couldn't figure out where he was. When we'd go in the garage to and call for him, he'd stop meowing and we couldn't find him. He starved to death after about a three days.

[OneSlow5pt0]

^^i would have hulk hogen leg dropped him

[Brown Man]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Benefit]

Believe it or not my little brother killed my cat in the same way. Except we had an old dryer we were using anymore in the back of the garage and my little brother stuck him in there. Except my whole family could hear him crying at night, but we couldn't figure out where he was. When we'd go in the garage to and call for him, he'd stop meowing and we couldn't find him. He starved to death after about a three days.

the 2008 JJAlfano? at any point did anyone scream bloody murder?

[ShooterMcGavin]

First page had me ROLLINNNNNNNNN'
kinda like the cat in the dryer?

[flak_monkey]

condolensces for a fucking cat?!?!?!? pshh please, those fucking annoyances are always where they aren't suppose to be. on my car, porch, wherever else, i'm glad that fucking cat is dead.

bye you fluffy ass pussy lolI'll put you in the dryer and see how you like it.

[DrivenMind]

the 2008 JJAlfano? at any point did anyone scream bloody murder?

No, but I wanted to hit my little brother for a few days following the incident. It was just ridiculous, he put him in a broken dryer and forgot he put him there. It wasn't like he got into the dryer by himself, and no one noticed. He just stuck him in there, and forgot about him.

[Turbo Terrance]

where is jjalfago nowadays.... on permaban!?!?!

[DrivenMind]

JJ isn't that the kid who bought my Corolla? I didn't realize he posted on here...

[ahmonrah]

where is jjalfago nowadays.... on permaban!?!?!he's now the resident shit talker on 240ATL....no wait, he got banned from there too....and yes DRIVEN, if the buyer was from mcdonough, it was JJ. i can't wait to finally meet him in person. it's gonna be swell!

[Ed]

2009 bump...

best thread of 07

[Sammich]

instaban

[Ed]

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

QFR

[Sammich]

how they gona rescue a cat from a broken down home and then kill her in a dryer...thats just down right cold blooded right there

[Sammich]

i wanna drift on a bloody cat

just saying




























































dont judge me

[osnap]

this thread shall nevar die.

[DJ Maestro]

this thread shall nevar die.

and you will never spell correctly. :D

[Jason..]

So this is the thred that started it all huh JJ?

[Sammich]

that cat was...*claps* DIE-NO-MITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uproot]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f63/abadip/Cat-ChristmasKitten.jpg?t=1244689671

[BobbyFresco]

LOL...how many times is this thread going to resurface?

[ShooterMcGavin]

is jj still around?

[Nemesis]

NOT cool, Uproot.













lulz

[Nismo]

is jj still around?

Not so much on here, on 240atl he acts like he owns the place

[Ed]

http://www.bluesplus.com/graphics/CuteKitty_Big.jpg

how could someone kill a kitten... :( lawlz

[ShooterMcGavin]

Not so much on here, on 240atl he acts like he owns the place

has someone posted a link there to this thread? :D

[Doppelgänger]

have another go?

[Sammich]

wonder if that cat got caught in a whirlpool

[SLOWR/T]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its back!!!! LOL

[Wal-Mart]

Cats...the new anti-static clothing treatment....errr...in 2007.

[Echonova]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/Silverfire2/dryer_cat.gif

[Doppelgänger]

LMAO

[Sammich]

bwahahahahahahahah. so whats new around here?

[Bacon]

Am I the only one morbid enough to want to know what the cat looked like immediately following the epic spin cycle?

Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk

[Sammich]

it looked like a period...bloody pussy. what else do you expect?!

[Bacon]

I don't like my pussy hairy or bloody.....

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[SLOWR/T]

If they had this cat they wouldn't have had to worry about it getting into the dryer
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/NAFC3S/FatCat.jpg

[Austin?]

^^^^lol

[Sammich]

I don't like my pussy hairy or bloody.....

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shave it and slap a maxipad on it, not mine though

[Bacon]

shave it and slap a maxipad on it, not mine though

Takes too much to chew through a pad. I can wait a week.

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[Sammich]

sounds like you might need to find a suitable replacement

[Wal-Mart]

Someone needs to get JJ back in here.

[Doppelgänger]

Seems JJ was bant...so I unbannt him.

[Echonova]

JJ is a high-brow drifter now, and has gained wisdom beyond his years during his search for the perfect drift. If you mixed a Tibetan monk, Socrates and Will Ferrell... You would have another JJ.

[ShooterMcGavin]

peekaboo, anyone know where my cat is? last seen near a laundromat...:ninja:

[Echonova]

LOL... I never get tired of reading this thread every time it gets bumped.

[Sinfix_15]

it's much more hilarious if the cat lives. My mom did the same thing when i was younger. I noticed my shirt was covered in hair, went to the dryer, opened the door and the cat fell out and tried to walk down the hall bumping into the wall like it was drunk and then fell over.

I hate cats... so it was funny to me. I would kill someone if they did that to my dog.

[Bacon]

I'd like an 18oz sirloin with a side of broccoli and fluffed feline tumble dried.

[Sammich]

^make that two, hold the fabric softener

[C230K]

The dry pussy comment was hilarious

[silversol]

Ill take my cat shaken not stirred.....

[Manny Naber]

hahahahhaha. Good read.

[Bacon]

I heart this thread. Lulz for days.

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[On_Her_Face]

Can this be a sticky thread? Just for whenever we need to brighten up our day.

[Bacon]

I still wanna know what the cat looked like afterwards.

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[On_Her_Face]

I don't think it looked like the snuggle bear.

[Doppelgänger]

It probably looked like the monstrosity that is between Bri's legs.

[0p7!mu5]

I thought that was called Alf?