Break Up Break-Ins

[Miranda]

I really don't get it. if you wanted your shit back so bad that you felt the need to break into your ex's house, would you leave half your stuff in plain sight? My ex did that recently. What makes all this even weirder is that I called the ex to let him know that he forgot some things during his b&e rampage, and he said to throw it all away!! I guess its a good thing that I decided to be nice about the whole thing, but this is just weird.:???:

Was I playing trash service or what?! :lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/nickle.jpg


Later, QD.

[cactusEG]

buy pepper spray... later EG

[Miranda]

I doubt a blow job is the answer to this riddle. ;)

[passwordATL]

I doubt a blow job is the answer to this riddle. ;)

you never know

[Miranda]

you never know
:lmfao:
Perhaps.

[Echonova]

His B&E was to serve two purposes. One.) to get the stuff he really wanted. Two.) to search your house and find out if he's been replaced yet. How many times have you caught him following you? Stalker FTL.

[hydroshutter]

It could solve another mans' riddle.

[Miranda]

His B&E was to serve two purposes. One.) to get the stuff he really wanted. Two.) to search your house and find out if he's been replaced yet. How many times have you caught him following you? Stalker FTL.
eh..

He and I had managed to get back onto decent terms, and even now, I don't really care about the incident at my house. I'm more flustered by the fact that he went to a lot of trouble, and then didn't want his stuff. Weird.

[william_jeff]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/nickle.jpg


Later, QD.




:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Tracy]

Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?

[Crazy Asian]

miranda...do i know this ex...or am I just an idiot.

[Miranda]

Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dck, so what are you gonna do?
No kidding! I guess maybe I should have seen this coming when he bought me a Starship gift card for Valentine's day. :lmao: Do I owe him a thank you or something? hehehe...

[Tracy]

No kidding! I guess maybe I should have seen this coming when he bought me a Starship gift card for Valentine's day. :lmao: Do I owe him a thank you or something? hehehe...

LOL. If you are serious that's too funny!!!!

I hope this isn't the same ole ex!!! If it is, learn your lesson already before I beat sense into your ass.

[william_jeff]

Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dck, so what are you gonna do?

love us

it's about the same with females

they are stupid, but they have the pussy, so what am I going to do?

:idb: :goodjob: :yes:

[william jeff]

Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?

girl fuck you! boys aint stupid! i dont kno why u say that.

GIRLS ARE FUCKIN STUPID

[Tracy]

uhhhhh is there a william jeff clone?

[william jeff]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/nickle.jpg


Later, QD.

fuck u QD! Later, WJ.

[B16a2 Civic]

Dirty laundry, shame

[william jeff]

uhhhhh is there a william jeff clone?

no girl! now do me a favor sexy and show me ur :boobies: for daddy (me)!

[william jeff]

Dirty laundry, shame

i heard that kainejuice? got banned from IA. why did yall ban him? he's cool!

[eViLMunkey]

Bwahaha.. in a way it's funny as hell..

[Miranda]

Dirty laundry, shame
:lmfao: Naw.. he and I are cool.. I still find him hard to understand, though.. but its a funny story.

[Reverie]

get a can of whoopass. i love it - it really does damage to an ex. :D

[Miranda]

Bwahaha.. in a way it's funny as hell..
It IS!

[william_jeff]

o my damn

wtf is going on here

HEY B16 BAN KAINE AGAIN PLEASE

[william_jeff]

Bwahaha.. in a way it's funny as hell..

damn i got owned like a bitch

i'm not going to front

first i looked at my post and said who the fuck deleted my posts

then i read and reread and said shit, somebody is owning me:2up:

[Miranda]

LOL. If you are serious that's too funny!!!!

I hope this isn't the same ole ex!!! If it is, learn your lesson already before I beat sense into your ass.I promise you, I have learned my lesson.

[william jeff]

B16! i changed my mind! unban kaine PLEASE!!

[B16a2 Civic]

You changed your mind?
Lol
Someone hand me my band bomb

[JDMmuscle]

LOL. If you are serious that's too funny!!!!

I hope this isn't the same ole ex!!! If it is, learn your lesson already before I beat sense into your ass.



Can i watch? :goodjob:

[LiL PaKi]

damn girl.. guys are just assholes.. maybe he got what he really wanted and left the rest for trash.. or he was gonna make a 2nd round and pick up the rest.. i dunno.. guys say they don't understand women i think it's the other way around :tongue:

[B16a2 Civic]

B16! i changed my mind! unban kaine PLEASE!!
Going going









Gone

[Repost Squintz]

Can i watch? :goodjob:
haha lol i got the camcorder :yes:

[ShooterMcGavin]

sounds like u ought to move on up w/ur choice of dating companions...:lmao:

[william_jeff]

Going going









Gone

thanks reps:goodjob:

["B"]

Two things:



1. A blowjob is the answer for every riddle.

2.
they are stupid, but they have the pussy, so what am I going to do?
Women, can't live with 'em, can't legally shoot them. GET THE PHONE BOOK BITCH!!!

[Miranda]

lolercopters..

[william_jeff]

Two things:



1. A blowjob is the answer for every riddle.

2. Women, can't live with 'em, can't legally shoot them. GET THE PHONE BOOK BITCH!!!

by golly this homemaker knows what he is talking about

reps your way you son of a bitch:lmfao:

["B"]

by golly this homemaker knows what he is talking about

reps your way you son of a bitch:lmfao:

:slap: I am in North Carolina bitch, where are you?

["B"]

I don't see my reps bitch! YOU LIED!!!

[william_jeff]

lol whoops my bad

repped right now lol

["B"]

lol whoops my bad

repped right now lolLIES!!!

[william_jeff]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to "B" again.

SORRY BITCH i'm repped out when it comes to you.

[william_jeff]

LIES!!!
:lmfao: :lmfao:

[The Ren]

...ha ha ha ha

[cactusEG]

Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?

ladys buy a plastic one...

[Miranda]

...ha ha ha ha
I know, right? ;)

[The Ren]

Grr... I can barley talk (since im home sick) but im laughing my ass offf..

[GSRteg®]

Damn sorry to hear that girl

["B"]

ladys buy a plastic one...From what I am told, plastic can't replace the real thing.

Besides, if it really could; there would be no reason for women to have men around.:lmfao:

[william_jeff]

fleshlight ftw:ninja:

[cactusEG]

From what I am told, plastic can't replace the real thing.

Besides, if it really could; there would be no reason for women to have men around.:lmfao:

lol god forbid that

[BTLFED]

It appears that I have been out of the loop for a while. I miss Miranda. :(

[Maniaç]

some guys really are pussys, and from the looks of it. you were dating a, pretty big one. crazyness, ftl.

[Hektik]

In for Tracy Bitting I mean Beating Mirandas ass....

[???????]

In for Tracy Bitting I mean Beating Mirandas ass....

OH SHIT! hell no

[CBR]

Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?

Why are you so hard on us menses?

There is a guy sitting next to me on the couch who loves you a lot! :yes: ;)

[Tracy]

Why are you so hard on us menses?

There is a guy sitting next to me on the couch who loves you a lot! :yes: ;)

I know who it is, but he doesn't count! He's of a different breed of men!

[CBR]

I know who it is, but he doesn't count! He's of a different breed of men!

Speaking of him, his birthday is today.

juan+juan+juan=

[Tracy]

Speaking of him, his birthday is today.

juan+juan+juan=
o0o0o0o damn. I missed it!!??? I'm in big ass trouble now. :cry:

[CBR]

o0o0o0o damn. I missed it!!??? I'm in big ass trouble now. :cry:

Naw, Thursday... you got 23 hours and 43 minutes.