LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I GIVE YOU JOEY PORSCHE

[BABY J]

http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche (http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche)

* discuss *

[Nismo]

Looks like my cousin

[HalfBaked]

ToO sExY!!1!!!

[Double_0_Rusty]

looks :gay: to me:goodjob:

[Shawna]

lol i love the baggies on the table

[CHADbee]

whats up with pouty lips in every picture? :lmao:

[JDMmuscle]

bahahahaahahahahaahaha

he works at a tanning salon hahahahha

[BTLFED]

whats up with pouty lips in every picture? :lmao:

That's what I was thinking! :lmfao:

That dude is pathetic.

[Julio]

Gotti boy wanabee.. hahahah fucking faggots.

[ironchef]

They have got to be the biggest tools I've ever seen.

[SixSquared]

holy fake tan.. that's sad..

[TopSpeedInc]

?Fucking lips... wtf..

Doug

[BABY J]

LOL @ the lips - we will call that the "Porsche Pose".

[BuBBa DRiFT]

lol, fucking rich italian kids hahahah oh wait...

[Evil Goat]

lollerskates

[BluesClues]

Yeah I was wondering what the hell is up with those lips, the hawaiin bud advertisement, the macys card shit, him kissing another guy, and like 10,000 pics of him looking cuter than me

["B"]

http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche (http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche)

* discuss *

OMG!

I was a member of the website where him and his "krew" first appeared. Man, that thread was a got damn classic. Best fucking thread ever. Someone must have made a myspace page for them.

CLASSIC OWNAGE!!!


:lmfao:

[koukis14]

OMG!

I was a member of the website where him and his "krew" first appeared. Man, that thread was a got damn classic. Best fucking thread ever. Someone must have made a myspace page for them.

CLASSIC OWNAGE!!!


:lmfao:

X2 that was on either this forum or another one I am on a while ago. They started out as these Jersey boy male versions of Paris Hilton and got famous among 14 year old girls form Trenton, then is just got funny as hell.

[BABY J]

Glad I didn't see that shit - ha ha.

[apex]

those fockers are wearing makeup...lol pink blush on the cheeks ftmfl....

[AgentEasy]

umm.. i hope you know thats John Gotti's son.. from the show growing up gotti..


jon gotti.. the mafia boss whos in jail? you know?

[Maniaç]

what a fucking faggot! every fucking picture of him looks the same...

[AgentEasy]

may not be.. looks like em tho..

[Hektik]

fake tans, collagen filled lips, and spiky fag boy hair FTL.... but some of the girls were damn fine...

[HIgH_ScHoOL]

yea between the lips, and the fake tan...

Plus his damn page takes 10 minutes to load on CABLE!! :goodjob:

Deport the mother fucker!

[koukis14]

umm.. i hope you know thats John Gotti's son.. from the show growing up gotti..


jon gotti.. the mafia boss whos in jail? you know?


I'm not sure, but even if it was him Jon Gotti would have to commit genocide to kill all the people that talked shit about the little faggot.

[speedminded]

There's some unfinished business with this blonde that I need to take care of -- BABY J! Have her at my front door at 7:30am...no, make that 6:30am so i'm not late for work. Now get out of here...GO! :D


http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1135137696_l.jpg

[ironchef]

I really don't get the whole pouty lips thing. That shit just takes it to a new level of tool.

[SixSquared]

"Boy you got a purdy mouth..."

[The Yousef]

oh my sweet fuck... :lmfao: :lmao:

[Kyle]

Wow. Don't get me started on those kids.

[Humphrizzle]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m53/EBPEM1_2k/Picture041.jpg

dude's fuckin huge.. i wanna look like that.

[OneSlow5pt0]

so whos joey?

[ironchef]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m53/EBPEM1_2k/Picture041.jpg

dude's fuckin huge.. i wanna look like that.So, you want to look like a fucking tool bag?

[OneSlow5pt0]

i think thats called blue steel





one look! one look! i dont think so..

[Z32redondo]

Got a nice car. WTH is with the goose bottle in every other pic.

[Humphrizzle]

if tool bags are huge then yeah.

[coolcat]

That guy really is the definition of a complete douchebag, I'm ashamed to have the same first name as him :(

[BuBBa DRiFT]

lol, they are gotti wannabes balling with their mom and dads money.

by the way, that swole ass dude? thats called a personal trainer. a expensive as fuck one at that. hes cute though....

wait

[addandrew]

Girls are hot tho lol.

[OneSlow5pt0]

this thread is gayer than the right said fred video

[JBalla1036]

They act like Grey Goose is some expensive ass liquor or something. My poor as can afford Grey Goose but you dont see me sportin it like its goin outta style. Dam fags!!FTMFL!!

["B"]

lol, they are gotti wannabes balling with their mom and dads money.

by the way, that swole ass dude? thats called a personal trainer. a expensive as fuck one at that. hes cute though....

wait


Faggot, yo.

[disrupt]

GUIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[BuBBa DRiFT]

Faggot, yo.

yeah dude, i dont know how i wrote that, that expensive ass grey goose must of hit me pretty hard last night...

[BABY J]

LOL.

[Ruiner]

Holy fuck...

[Ran]

...sweet merciful Jesus.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/FailLife.jpg

[AtifSajid]

I swear to God, them lips were driving me craqzy...fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkk..........other than that i would bang there hoes..

[chinitoxamor]

Gotti boy wanabee.. hahahah fucking faggots.


now we got faggots on IA?? WTF

[Prince NISMO]

oh snap. they need more JDM-ness. think they'll let me in?

[BABY J]

You got no chance if you can't do the "lip pose".

[Prince NISMO]

what about the pose in my avatar?

[BABY J]

Sorry sir. We are only high caliber fags... not retardo fags. Your application is hereby denied. Resubmit in 30 days for further disapproval.

[Reverie]

makes me jealous :( he's more pampered than i am.
lol does anyone here talk to him?

[Tasuki_Civic]

whats up with pouty lips in every picture? :lmao:
:???: :thinking: :no: is it an itailan thing?


http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/n194903188_30170883_9400.jpg http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/Picture20176.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1132125888_l.jpg http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1135137696_l.jpg

[NewGen33]

LOL a whole nother breed of people right there.

[BABY J]

LOL @ "whole nuther".

[NewGen33]

LOL @ "whole nuther".
Don't make fun of my typing...GTFO
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/n194903188_30170883_9400.jpg
:lmfao:

[Tasuki_Civic]

LOL@ Newgen33

[BTLFED]

Not to mention it is 18 year olds sportin the bottle of Grey Goose.

That bitch in the middle of the 3 douche bags was most likely given a Roofie Colata and now that she is half drugged she is about to get gang banged....buy a bunch of pouty lipped faggots. Sad. :no:

[Tasuki_Civic]

^hahaha

[xaznstylegrlx]

what i see are:

fake tans
waxed eyebrows
n' sync lookin...
boys who look the same...


*twilight zone*




and p.s.... just because i see this coming....
i am not poutin my lips, i have braces... :yes:

[disrupt]

shit like this happened at sherdog MMA forums a couple years ago with this (http://leehotti.com/) queerbait and his guido friends.
someone tell him about this thread n get him on here to defend himself. it'll be golden.

[Kevykev]

is that a..


are those....


why did they...???????

[ironchef]

They look more mexican than italian to me LOL.

[Blitanicle99]

Holly jesus is this kid serious? What a fucking faggot! This is why Ill never go to new york!

[Subuari]

HA kid looks like a girl :D he's got the fake tan

[Black R]

wtf, how gay can you get?

[Magnus213]

1. Obtain bottle of Grey Goose
2. Tan, apply blush liberally
3. Gather in dark club with other, uh, people of similar interests
4. Pucker lips
5. Tilt head back
6. Snap picture
7. Post to Myspace
8. Repeat.

Whatever floats your boat, I guess?

[Evolunchbox]

HAHAHA! Tool bag

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r283/evolunchbox/guidos.jpg

[BABY J]

I sent a link to this thread to his MySpace - i HOPE he gets on here... LOL.

[NewGen33]

I sent a link to this thread to his MySpace - i HOPE he gets on here... LOL.
That would be funny

[HalfBaked]

I need to buy 3 bottles of hair gel and try to make one of there poses. That'd be badass.

[disrupt]

I need to buy 3 bottles of hair gel and try to make one of there poses. That'd be badass.
have someone punch you in the mouth a couple times. it'll make it so much easier to do the "i just sucked 12 dicks" thing they do with their lips.