What are some nice gifts you have given

[Extrememustang]

So I suck with gifts and surprises. So this year I've tried to do better. So for my wife on valentines day, I went out and bought a suit and a vest,got her 2 dozen flowers. One for this year and one for our first year together when I didnt get her any. Then I rented a limo for us to go out to eat (BTW the limo driver can hear ALL that goes on in the back, found out after we got it on). So I out did myself. Ok now for mothers day, didnt have alot of $$$ cause I switched jobs. She has a 06 ridgeline which she loves so much,now the $600 mastiff I got her was a early present so when the day came I had to get her something else cause Im a dummy. So like I said she loves her ridgeline so I got her this.. So what are some things you guys have done?

[81911SC]

Herpes

[Extrememustang]

Yea thats the gift that keeps on giving I guess.

[Friggintitsman]

Yeah, but the Hiv give til the end

[Psycho]

A pound of human hair.

[Echonova]

Ummmm, Movado watch, diamond tennis bracelet, one carat engagement ring, ruby necklace, 8.1 mega pixel camera, my cock, 93 Honda prelude, 17" Motegi rims, barbershop quartet singing (I'm serious, not me though), and a Dalmatian. For my current wife, she gets the backhand if she complains. I learned my lesson. The worse you treat woman the better they are to you. Because they think they can "fix" you. Hahahahahahhahahaha

[Psycho]

uh oh, u better get your flame suit on

[Miranda]

that's swet..

for my birthday, my "friends" gave me a kitten... that belonged to someone else... then that person took it back... they thought it was funny... it was really just mean.

[Psycho]

phew, she didnt read the whole post

[BluesClues]

Wow I've given a lot of shit. Let's see...... reeboks, timbalands, entire outfit including boxers and socks, oz. of weed lol, mini refrigerator, short shifter, racing helmet, cologne (aqua di gio), vacation to callaway gardens, necklace, another outfit, and christmas gifts for mom. The gifts listed were for 3 of my ex-boyfriends. 2 of them got majority

["B"]

The worse you treat woman the better they are to you. Because they think they can "fix" you. Hahahahahahhahahaha


True fucking statement.:lmfao:

Dumb broads (not your wife, I like her)

[Miranda]

phew, she didnt read the whole post
It's not that.. I just have no interest in your herpes..

[Psycho]

It's not that.. I just have no interest in your herpes..
Oral or genetal?

[Echonova]

True fucking statement.:lmfao:

Dumb broads (not your wife, I like her)
Me too, that's why I married her. Of course my chick on the side doesn't need to kno.......... uhhhhhh yea I love my wife.

[Miranda]

Oral or genetal?
Dude... :eek: That's just wrong.

[Psycho]

I got all the STDs, they cancel each other out.
What can I say? I like to collect things.

[Echonova]

"Late Night Crew LTC FTW! Eatin' cabbage and makin babies!"


Come over now.

[Friggintitsman]

My buddy gave his g/f a vile of semen for her bday

[Echonova]

My buddy gave his g/f a vile of semen for her bday
Fuck that. You ever watch CSI???

[Miranda]

"Late Night Crew LTC FTW! Eatin' cabbage and makin babies!"


Come over now.
A bunch of us were in Bailey's drinking one night when this drunk ass Irish dude threw himself on the floor and screamed "I'll eat her cabbage if I have to! Let's make some babies!" After hearing that, I've never been the same.

[Friggintitsman]

Fuck that. You ever watch CSI???

I'm sure she swallowed it.

[Psycho]

After hearing that, I've never been the same.
The same thing happened to me when I saw this-----v
now that's what I call a coincidence!

[Psycho]

Build your own human kit, comes complete with every thing you need, except the glue

[SatansRectum]

I think I saw that at Toys R us

[81911SC]

I really believe I should be in the LNC. My ass is up everydamnnight of the week.

[Echonova]

I really believe I should be in the LNC. My ass is up everydamnnight of the week.
I really believe you should buy some Red Wing boots and STFU.

[81911SC]

I will put that steel toe boot up your asssssssss

[Crazy Asian]

only crazy asian is allowed to eat babies,.

[Frög]

too much, because that bitch fucked me over. fucking sluts.. i got her a coach purse, north face jacket, tiffany's necklace, pink razor and so much more. spent over 2g's on that hoe in the 17 months we dated. fuck bitches..

[Friggintitsman]

The same thing happened to me when I saw this-----v
now that's what I call a coincidence!

It's the Iraqi version of Jolly roger

http://importatlanta.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=99871&stc=1

http://www.piratemerch.com/images/Jolly-patch.jpg

[iloveboost]

I'm a terrible gift giver. My wife on the other hand is amazing.

Last year for my birthday (when I owned the Integra), she got me a paint job for the car. The year before that for my birthday she bought me a rollbar and a PWR intercooler.

My wife always gets me car parts. I <3 birthdays.