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quickdodge®
05-21-2007, 12:37 PM
In 1987, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from NorthwesternUniversity. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The
large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.

The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1987, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same
elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Later, QD.

Evil Goat
05-21-2007, 12:39 PM
lmao

william_jeff
05-21-2007, 12:39 PM
repost you old son of a bitch lol

2.0civic
05-21-2007, 12:39 PM
lolol I dont get it??


j/k

RandomGuy
05-21-2007, 12:42 PM
heartwarming....

OneSlow5pt0
05-21-2007, 12:46 PM
lol,i thought i was a good story...then u killed the ending,among other things

Doppelgänger
05-21-2007, 02:17 PM
we need to put more people into elephant cages.......

BiH1320
05-21-2007, 02:35 PM
LMFAO

The Ninja
05-21-2007, 02:49 PM
lol pretty funny.....

SLOWLYbtngU
05-21-2007, 02:52 PM
lmao...lmao...lmao

redrumracer
05-21-2007, 02:58 PM
lmao

Killer
05-21-2007, 03:08 PM
lol good one qd...







we need to put more people into elephant cages.......


^^^ lol!

GSRteg®
05-21-2007, 03:46 PM
nice QD

Maniaç
05-21-2007, 03:47 PM
gay, like always. Later, El Maniaco.

Halfwit
05-21-2007, 03:55 PM
cotchy cotchy cotchy. i like it.

KAKid240
05-21-2007, 03:55 PM
haha!! I like it...

VooDooXII
05-21-2007, 04:54 PM
He was doing just fine until...


Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.

TheGodfather
05-21-2007, 05:04 PM
Hahaha, good stuff.