WOW

[Crazy Asian]

LOL So Im driving in my subdivison and Im looking at my speedometer it saying 28. So Im like okay its 25 in my place so Im like whatever. SO I see my securtiy going the other way and busts a U and comes after me. She pulled me over. Basically I knew she was new because she just started like 3 weeks ago but anyways here's how the convo went and also she had another security officer donning his Gucci glasses LOL!!!!

Cop WannaBe Girl: Do You know why I pulled you over?
Me: Um not sure?
Girl: My radar said you were going 35?
Me: WHAT??!!!!
Me: Are you sure that it's calibrated like this year
Girl and the Guy: What's a calibration
Me: PFt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH in my head

That's all Im gonna say I could not believe they said. Oh man I was balling when I got home.

[bluuuurr]

so did they give you a ticket?

[Crazy Asian]

Ya whatever. I'm appeal this whatever it's called. That's some weird crap cuz I know security officer go through some class or something...but damn how do you not know calibration of the radar?

[bluuuurr]

so, are these security guards armed?

[Crazy Asian]

nope ther e not allowed to. No security guard is allowed to carry a weapon period. After that incident in SugarLoaf some security guy shot someone but found out he didnt do anything they had to ban weapons from the security.

[xLSTONEx]

so how the fuck can they give you a ticket? why did you even pull over?

[Friggintitsman]

SELF-PWNT

You should have told them to stick to working gas stations

[TheGodfather]

Yeah I would have said fuck off rent a cop.

[Crazy Asian]

In all honesty there are not allowed to give you tickets. Said so by my friend whos a police officer and looked online at the Georgia codes. So eh. Whatever.

[MulattoBoi]

I wouldn't have stopped either, forget them security guards.

[Crazy Asian]

There annonying. They think there the shit but whatever. In all honesty there for making peace I understand in the neighboorhood...but I dont feel safe with fucking mommy and daddy bought me big shiny truck and Im gonna feel like doing anything with this. Or dumbass shooting bb guns or kids stealing vavle stem cover for no apparent reason. Eh. There lazy bums to me in the place I live. I cant wait till I get my house. F that crap Im buying 5 acres of land and building my own house.

[Crazy Asian]

And also if you ever decide to move into a subdivison and you have pets...check with your neighboors. There bitches about them yet when you say something about theirs they flick you off.

[koukis14]

I would have pulled away laughing my ass my ass off out the window.

[Echonova]

I would have pulled away laughing my ass my ass off out the window.

"Mother of god"

[koukis14]

"Mother of god"

Super Troopers?

[Crazy Asian]

Im seriously gonna goto the subdivision and say those two were kissing haahahh and they just estimated my speed cuz there racist.

[Frög]

i was driving through mine going about 80 in a 35, the security guards tried to chase me.. hahah i just laughed the whole time. and i will not stop for them..

[_Christian_]

^haha. i remember that. the most a rent-a-cop can do is call the police, in which case the cops cant do anything if a wannabe copper says u were speeding.

[Crazy Asian]

AHAAHAHA I know I shouldnt have stopped. That would have been funny. I would the laps around this circle fountain. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH

[koukis14]

If they know who you are and where you live, wil they put a ticket on your winshield??

["B"]

Some Tennessee State Tropper tried to pull me over on the way home yesterday. I flipped him off out the window and kept driving until I was in Georgia. Then I sped up to like 120 mph.

[Jimmy B]

i was driving through mine going about 80 in a 35, the security guards tried to chase me.. hahah i just laughed the whole time. and i will not stop for them..

thats why kids shouldnt have cars... only yugos that go 42mph


dumbass

[BluesClues]

Rent a cops trying to get bold these days. It reminds me of the "enforcement" at the Varsity. Dude couldn't stop anyone from doing burnouts so he sat in his truck trying to call someone for help :lmfao:

[Echonova]

Super Troopers?

Originally yes. However that reference was to the Dukes of Hazzard when they were pulled over by Campus Security. Same people, same line, different movie.

[Echonova]

Some Tennessee State Tropper tried to pull me over on the way home yesterday. I flipped him off out the window and kept driving until I was in Georgia. Then I sped up to like 120 mph.

Bullshit. My phone would have blown up like Yousef wants to on a bad day.