SHIT!!!

[AtifSajid]

I went to take a shit this morning and my shit was stuck in my asshole..I had no idea what to do..

I was struggling there for a bit and then finally the shit came out..

Its been like an hour and my asshole is still burning from that escapade..

Anyone feel like giving me a rim job to give me the cooling sensation??

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Jacked?

[Kelly]

:upchuck:

[AtifSajid]

No jack this was a true story..and why are only females reading this thread..you nasty chicks!

[AtifSajid]

oh wait..I see..the rim job...

[quickdodge®]

Anyone feel like giving me a rim job to give me the cooling sensation??

JJ Alfago! Where are you at? Later, QD.

[koukis14]

WOW you need to eat more leafy greens or your going to get butt cancer before your 30.

[2.0civic]

speaking of which, i gotta go drop off the cosbys here in a bit and reading this didnt really help too much

[Killer]

my dump this morning was incredible...

outback cheese fries.... mmmm all that grease really is good for something...

[2.0civic]

my dump this morning was incredible...

outback cheese fries.... mmmm all that grease really is good for something...

steak and shake burgers and slaw FTMFW. Hell, coleslaw period

[Leisa]

yall are disgusting.... :???:

[EM1toEVO]

Dropping some big kids off at the pool=FTL!! Feels like it's leaving your ass sideways.

[Killer]

Dropping some big kids off at the pool=FTL!! Feels like it's leaving your ass sideways.

yeah, but u know u feel better afterwards!!!!


man i just went again.... i feel like a new man!

[2.0civic]

yall are disgusting.... :???:

brett doesnt talk about poop:???:

[Leisa]

Why should Brett talk about his poop? :ninja:

[Killer]

Why should Brett talk about his poop? :ninja:


um.. that's kinda what guys do... hell, that's kinda what girls do too! (don't deny it, you may not be as blunt about it on the introneat, but you know you have those talks w/the girls)

[Leisa]

ummm no, I do not talk to any girl about my poop... yuck...

[Killer]

ummm no, I do not talk to any girl about my poop... yuck...

:rolleyes: women......

[Kelly]

um.. that's kinda what guys do... hell, that's kinda what girls do too! (don't deny it, you may not be as blunt about it on the introneat, but you know you have those talks w/the girls)

:no: not about poop babe...


We talk about pms, and how much we wanna look like so-n-so, and boob jobs, and why guys just don't get it,and last but not least, chocolate... :goodjob:

[Leisa]

:no: not about poop babe...


We talk about pms, and how much we wanna look like so-n-so, and boob jobs, and why guys just don't get it,and last but not least, chocolate... :goodjob:


yep :goodjob: oh and dont forget sex

[hydroshutter]

taking the browns to the superbowl

[2.0civic]

LIRL i cant beleive i never thought of that one


Man theres been some fine ass prostitots in here today but they couldnt have been over 16 though

[Killer]

:no: not about poop babe...


We talk about pms, and how much we wanna look like so-n-so, and boob jobs, and why guys just don't get it,and last but not least, chocolate... :goodjob:

BULL SHIT YOU'VE TOLD ME ABOUT THE "contests" AND STUFF!!!!!! DON'T LIE!!!!

[Kelly]

There were no "contests", I promise. Sure, we've farted around each other before. Not so much now that we're older (except for judy, lol). But we don't just sit around and talk about poop. :no:

[Killer]

There were no "contests", I promise. Sure, we've farted around each other before. Not so much now that we're older (except for judy, lol). But we don't just sit around and talk about poop. :no:


you've done it.. and that's my point.. and you've talked about it...


we're all human! :goodjob:

[no control]

steak and shake burgers and slaw FTMFW. Hell, coleslaw period

coleslaw ftw :goodjob:

[AtifSajid]

This was my thread...lets get back to it...5 hours later and its still kinda uncomfortable to sit..

[abdullah9018]

This was my thread...lets get back to it...5 hours later and its still kinda uncomfortable to sit..

you didnt happen to wake up with a black dude did you? iv heard that can do the same thing to people