Do you know how fast...

[MitsuEvo6]

Do you know how fast you were going?

65?

63!

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Later, QD.

[MitsuEvo6]

god im bored

[quickdodge®]

That shone on your starting post, lolol. Later, QD.

[MitsuEvo6]

true..but that movies fuckin amazing

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Oh? What movie is that? Later, QD.

[MitsuEvo6]

Super Troopers...come on qd..even gangstas like that movie

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Lolol. I've never seen it. Later, QD.

[MitsuEvo6]

damn..you gotta watch it.

[boosted1jz]

it was a great movie!!!

[chuck]

Do you know how fast you were going?

65?

63!
you have to have it scripted out to be as funny



cop: do you know how fast you were going?

kid he pulled over: 65??

cop: 63!!!!! (speed limit was 65, haha, just watch it QD)

[chuck]

more...haha, i got all these from imdb.com a cool site if you think you've seen all of a movie, always have new trivia and goofs about any movie.


Farva: License and registration... chicken fucker.

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College Boy 2: You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.

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Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for…
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: …give me my fucking cola!

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Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

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Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
[sounds like "yeah sure"]

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Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.

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Farva: Say car Ram-Rod.

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Officer Smy: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two.
[to Foster]
Officer Smy: Hey douche bag.
Foster: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.
Ursula: Nice try.

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Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.

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Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?
German Woman: I do, I do!
German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!

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Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

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Foster: Okie dokie silly okio. I'm an idiot.
Mac: That's true.

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Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne.

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Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.

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Captain O'Hagan: [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

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Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]

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Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie
Thorny: That's brown magic

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Mac: You boys like Mex-i-co? Woo-hoo.

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Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA.
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not?

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Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

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Farva: Don't call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don't call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?

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Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

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[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)

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Captain O'Hagan: The bulletproof cup? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
[fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass]
Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
Mac: Thanks for that, Captain.

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Farva: What's this?
[playing with cloth]
Rabbit: A chamois cloth.
Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.

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Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee)
Farva: oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker.

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Foster: We could be like Cagney and Lacy.
Ursula: Right. Except Cagney and Lacy were both women.
[beat]
Foster: I could be Lacy.

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Thorny: I am all that is man.

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Farva: Come on, Thorny, what game are you playing here? I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a "chicken fucker".

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[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough... to fuck... your mother.

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[College Boy 3 appears from closet, encounters cops]
College Boy 3: I love acid... Cops.

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Foster: You crapped on my heart.

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Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny: That's fine I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.
[Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva: Stupid burger punk.

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[Ursula meets Foster at a restaurant. Ursula is dressed as a biker, Foster is dressed as a cyclist]
Foster: Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.

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Ursula: [talking into voice filter] Freeze motherfucker.
Foster: Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.
Ursula: Drop your coat and grab your toes.
Foster: What?
Ursula: I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes.
Foster: Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help.
Ursula: Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.
[Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"]
Ursula: [still talking into the voice filter] You don't have these at your station?
Foster: I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?
Ursula: I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.

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Mac: and that was the second time I got crabs.

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[a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods]
Officer Smy: Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?

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Officer Burton: How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

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Foster: So, Ursula, what'cha doing?
Ursula: Don't use that boyfriend voice with me.

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Farva: MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch?
[Mac punches Farva in the stomach]
Farva: oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter.
[Ursula walks by]
Farva: Lady in blue comin through.

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Mac: No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.

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Farva: Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.

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Foster: Ain't so funny meow is it?

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[College Boy 3 is licking the dividing window in the cop car and says]
College Boy 3: The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.

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Thorny: Littering and... littering and... smokin' the reefer.

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Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o' cola.
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

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Rabbit: Holy shit, it's a cool winabego

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Rabbit: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee.
All: Hail to thee!
Rabbit: Hail to thee!

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Rabbit: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
Farva: See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
Captain O'Hagan: Shut up, Farva.
[to Rabbit]
Captain O'Hagan: Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?
Rabbit: Uummm...
[secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket]
Rabbit: I don't believe it did.

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Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny: Good. I've been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

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Mac: Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando!

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Rabbit: See if they've got any chololate bananas... Foster?

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Foster: [explaining his low number of citations issued] I can't make them speed.
Captain O'Hagan: Try hiding.

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Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic

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Rabbit: [referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon] It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.

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Farva: [Farva to Unit 91, aka Foster over radio whilst Ramathorne and Rabbit are chasing Miata] Unit 91, unit 91? C'mon Unit 91, quit counting your pubes we have a pursuit out here

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Thorny: Say Farva, you wanna take this dispatch?
Farva: Hell, yeah!
Thorny: Yeah, I bet you would.

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College Boy 3: [shouts] Candy bars!

[superbooost]

i concur. its brilliant. do watch it

[MitsuEvo6]

College Boy 3: [shouts] Candy bars!


yes!

[boosted1jz]

it was on a lil while ago on comedy central :D

[Mike4831]

Ok...

[MitsuEvo6]

ya..i watched it for a bit

[JustinSane110™]

That is a damn funny movie. One time in Chicago I got pulled over by a cop that looked 100% just like Farva. :lmfao:

I probably woulda got off with a warning until I felt the need to tell him he looked like Farva, I coulda done something a lot more useful with that $75 haha.

[MitsuEvo6]

^^nice^^