Kelly
05-14-2007, 04:32 PM
New Virus Alert! If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will
not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It will drink all your beer. (For Gods sake, man! Are you listening?!?!)
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's
number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive
tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
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immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will
not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It will drink all your beer. (For Gods sake, man! Are you listening?!?!)
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's
number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive
tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
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