Mallory is a fake.....

[HalfBaked]

...virgin that is. Atleast now she is. :idb:

So last night Mallory, B, Ed (Yslbtt) came over and we were drinking and Ed and her dipped out for a few and me and B were like hmmm, so we go upstairs and dumbass Ed didn't shut the door completely. Needless to say Mallory if she was a virgin isn't anymore.

B got a pic on his phone but don't know how good it came out since it was really dark. Hopefully he can post it up.

[Maniaç]

im next

[The Yousef]

...virgin that is. Atleast now she is. :idb:

So last night Mallory, B, Ed (Yslbtt) came over and we were drinking and Ed and her dipped out for a few and me and B were like hmmm, so we go upstairs and dumbass Ed didn't shut the door completely. Needless to say Mallory if she was a virgin isn't anymore.

B got a pic on his phone but don't know how good it came out since it was really dark. Hopefully he can post it up.

ahahahahaah....GET IT ED!!!

[HalfBaked]

ahahahahaah....GET IT ED!!!
It was pretty funny.

BTW, Ed has no rhythm and before ya'll say it was gay that me and B watched, it wasn't gay. Because we each had a beer in one hand....










...and our cocks in the other.

[quickdodge®]

It was pretty funny.

BTW, Ed has no rhythm and before ya'll say it was gay that me and B watched, it wasn't gay. Because we each had a beer in one hand....










...and our cocks in the other.

Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.

[Sol-Badguy]

Damn.

































:sicks:

[HalfBaked]

Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.
It was dark...but come to think of it...I don't have a ring on any of my fingers...

[The Yousef]

Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.

:no:

[Echonova]

Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.

Ahahahaha... beat me too it.

[Maniaç]

Matt, Will told me that you act gay sometimes.. i now know that hes telling the truth

[Sport1.3]

Classic!! lol


in for pics

[TheSnail]

Oh man. Daddy is not going to be happy unless it was video taped.

[The Yousef]

Oh man. Daddy is not going to be happy unless it was video taped.

i hope it was.....its another classic IA sex video!

[Lucky DAWG]

is she good looking or just do-able?
you shoulda invited me over if juicy IA drama was goin on!

[Lucky DAWG]

i hope it was.....its another classic IA sex video!

as Ed's publicist
this will be very good for Ed's image amongst young teenagers, we need to "accidently" publicize this video

[Maniaç]

i hope it was.....its another classic IA sex video!

when i hit it, there will be a tape... :D

[HalfBaked]

ugh, this is the best picture that I have. Weak, I knew I shouldn't have tried to run in and snap a pic.

[Echonova]

I was gonna come, but B told me it wasn't worth it. LIES!!!!!!!!

[TheSnail]

Im more supprised HalfBaked wasnt the first to clap balls. You're loosing your touch Matt, you're loosing your touch... I even bet $100 on you...

[HalfBaked]

ugh, this is the best picture that I have. Weak, I knew I shouldn't have tried to run in and snap a pic.


Yea........I knew I should have resized that. But atleast you can see Ed's ass.

[HalfBaked]

Im more supprised HalfBaked wasnt the first to clap balls. You're loosing your touch Matt, you're loosing your touch... I even bet $100 on you...
I was spitting game ya know working my thing, and then bam she was gone. I was like damn Ed you cockblocker.

[Sport1.3]

ugh, this is the best picture that I have. Weak, I knew I shouldn't have tried to run in and snap a pic.


lol that is a pic of absolutely nothing

[HalfBaked]

lol that is a pic of absolutely nothing
It was like we weren't getting good pictures from outside the door through the crack so we decided one of us just needed to run in and take one, we rock paper scissored for it and I lost, so I had to do it. And I suck with a camera. That is why I'm saying hopefully the camera phone comes out better.

[Lucky DAWG]

we want a full pic matt

COME ON

[TheSnail]

I was spitting game ya know working my thing, and then bam she was gone. I was like damn Ed you cockblocker.


Fair enough.

[The Yousef]

Im more supprised HalfBaked wasnt the first to clap balls. You're loosing your touch Matt, you're loosing your touch... I even bet $100 on you...

he has embraced teh GAY..

[Sport1.3]

It was like we weren't getting good pictures from outside the door through the crack so we decided one of us just needed to run in and take one, we rock paper scissored for it and I lost, so I had to do it. And I suck with a camera. That is why I'm saying hopefully the camera phone comes out better.


Did you run in shouting "IM HERE FOR THE GANGBANG"..swinging your shit like a helicopter?

[Jecht]

LOL

[HalfBaked]

Did you run in shouting "IM HERE FOR THE GANGBANG"..swinging your shit like a helicopter?
No haha, I yelled "IA paparazzi." though.

That got a chuckle out of me and B, Ed and Mallory not so much.

[Ruiner]

I think by "virgin" she meant that she was a virgin here on IA.com in terms of posting and shit.

[Sport1.3]

No haha, I yelled "IA paparazzi." though.

That got a chuckle out of me and B, Ed and Mallory not so much.


:(

[speedminded]

I think by "virgin" she meant that she was a virgin here on IA.com in terms of posting and shit.i think she's not even real ;)

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Bitches be telling lies son

[Ruiner]

i think she's not even real ;)

I don't keep up with the drama on IA.com. I have my own, real woman back at home.

[Sport1.3]

I think by "virgin" she meant that she was a virgin here on IA.com in terms of posting and shit.

SHE IS GONNA BANG THE WHOLE FORUM? *runs to show gf pic's and ask her permission*

[Maniaç]

This just in...

this thread is 100% fake.. nice try Matt.

[HalfBaked]

This just in...

this thread is 100% fake.. nice try Matt.
This thread is as fake as your greencard son.

[TheSnail]

Them:We're changing the fighter.

Me:"Oh, bleep me, your lady friend got a voice? And who might you be changing him to sweetheart?"

Them: "You won't know him, but he's Brazilian."

Me: "Brazilian? I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters."

Them: "Look, you've still got your fight."

Me: No. I lose all bets($100) at the bookies. You can't change fighters at the last minute. So, no, I don't have my fight, do I, you bleeping prat?

Them: You can take bets at the fight."

Me: "Put a lead on her, QD, before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten, now, do you sweetheart."

[Maniaç]

This thread is as fake as your greencard son.

i have proof dog, "B" told me himself

[HalfBaked]

i have proof dog, "B" told me himself

LOL, I'm sure he did. Maybe he only said that to you because you'd bother him for the pictures all day long.

[Maniaç]

What?

ill continue to let this thread, go. i won't post the "proof". but remember, Mallory is mine. haha!

[HalfBaked]

ill continue to let this thread, go. i won't post the "proof". but remember, Mallory is mine. haha!
Please do.

I'd love for you to try to prove that something I saw last night with my own eyes last night is fake.

[Echonova]

i have proof dog, "B" told me himself

"Told" you. That's proof? Proof your a snitch....lol

[Maniaç]

Matt get on AIM

[Echonova]

ill continue to let this thread, go. i won't post the "proof". but remember, Mallory is mine. haha!

So Mallory isn't real, but she's yours????:???: :???:

[Echonova]

Matt get on AIM..

[HalfBaked]

..
I used that the other day lolol./

[Sport1.3]

Who cares if she's fake or not...she isnt all that attractive anyway...Id rather see the pics of the 2 guys lurking outside the door all stalker like, drunk, trying to catch a peek of it, doing rock/paper/scissors to see who has to bust in lololol

[Lucky DAWG]

don't worry guys, she is real
i snuck into his place last night and got seconds when everyone else was sleeping

[Ed]

as Ed's publicist
this will be very good for Ed's image amongst young teenagers, we need to "accidently" publicize this video

thank you my good sir.


ugh, this is the best picture that I have. Weak, I knew I shouldn't have tried to run in and snap a pic.

hahahaha

matt you fucking bastard it was supposed to be a fucking secret!

now my ass is on ia thanks to you.

[HalfBaked]

Hahaha, I told ya I was going to post it once I woke up.

[Sport1.3]

hahahaha

matt you fucking bastard it was supposed to be a fucking secret!

now my ass is on ia thanks to you.

well at least we all know you're not really gay now......

[SpeedMonkey]

Mallory isnt real. idiots.

[HalfBaked]

Mallory isnt real. idiots.
Yes...Ed wasn't fucking her last night, that was an imaginary slut.

[Lucky DAWG]

Mallory isnt real. idiots.

my wang begs to differ

[Ed]

Hahaha, I told ya I was going to post it once I woke up.

hate you... :2up:


well at least we all know you're not really gay now......

gee thanks a lot!

[Ed]

Yes...Ed wasn't fucking her last night, that was an imaginary slut.

stop saying that, blacksichic is coming! lol

[SpeedMonkey]

reason i know its BULLSHIT, is because Matt is fucking gay.. he lies about women. there's no way he'd risk seeinga girl naked.. he would have never paper scissor rocked it had this been for real. the end.

[HalfBaked]

reason i know its BULLSHIT, is because Matt is fucking gay.. he lies about women. there's no way he'd risk seeinga girl naked.. he would have never paper scissor rocked it had this been for real. the end.
Fair enough.

[Sport1.3]

gee thanks a lot!

No problem Brosef!

[SpeedMonkey]

Fair enough.

BTW.. thanks for neg reppin me.. watch your back. and hope i dont see you again.

[Ed]

oh snap. shits gonna get real.

[HalfBaked]

BTW.. thanks for neg reppin me.. watch your back. and hope i dont see you again.
You see me again and you're getting neg repped IRL.

[Lucky DAWG]

oh snap. shits gonna get real.

haha
has a fight ever transgressed from cyber fighting to real fighting on here?

[Ed]

haha
has a fight ever transgressed from cyber fighting to real fighting on here?

nah... :lmfao:

[TheSnail]

I would like to watch this but I must go as Im already 3hrs late to work :(

[Maniaç]

to much bullshit in here, im off to pick up my new toy. :D

PS: Will this bitch Mallory is real, just this story is fake. im gonna hit that.. Later_

[SpeedMonkey]

it wont get real... watching me and halfbaked's feminine built faggot ass fight. would be like watching a pitbull and a chihuahua fighting over food. and i wouldnt be the chihuahua.

[SpeedMonkey]

bring it matt... and make sure you bring your BG cheerleading uniform so i can put you back on the street where you belong cutie

[Maniaç]

^ LIRL!!!

[HalfBaked]

bring it matt... and make sure you bring your BG cheerleading uniform so i can put you back on the street where you belong cutie
Alright. That sounds like it'd be hot on me.

[Lucky DAWG]

nah... :lmfao:


haha damnit, thats so gay
i wish crazy asian and thinkfast woulda fought

that woulda been a good one it had a lot of hype, according to CA... TF chickened out

[SpeedMonkey]

Alright. That sounds like it'd be hot on me.

hey... can we not discuss this publicly... for fucking god's sake matt.. our shit is our shit.

[SpeedMonkey]

haha damnit, thats so gay
i wish crazy asian and thinkfast woulda fought

that woulda been a good one it had a lot of hype, according to CA... TF chickened out


i tried once with some guy from Equal minds, no show
i also tried with BIG BALLER but he declined.
i also tried with Halfbaked once.. but he started hitting on me and i didnt wanna get closer
i also got into it with a few other people.. but in person they never reminded me of it. they just looked. but kept mouth's shut.

[Lucky DAWG]

i tried once with some guy from Equal minds, no show
i also tried with BIG BALLER but he declined.
i also tried with Halfbaked once.. but he started hitting on me and i didnt wanna get closer
i also got into it with a few other people.. but in person they never reminded me of it. they just looked. but kept mouth's shut.

go call Crazy Asian some names
hes like a 200 sumtin lbs 6 foot sumtin asian dude

do it for the team

[SpeedMonkey]

go call Crazy Asian some names
hes like a 200 sumtin lbs 6 foot sumtin asian dude

do it for the team

if there is any asian here to fear, its Jackmaster. thats my boy solomon. lol


im also a freak of nature.. mexican standing @ 6'3'' and i weigh 220lbs.

[HalfBaked]

if there is any asian here to fear, its Jackmaster. thats my boy solomon. lol


im also a freak of nature.. mexican standing @ 6'3'' and i weigh 220lbs.
You're like 5'6. perfect heightttttttttttttttttttttttt

[Ed]

halfbakeds a pussy. he wanted to touch my weenie at highlands.

[SpeedMonkey]

You're like 5'6. perfect heightttttttttttttttttttttttt

lol are you serious? you dont remember me matt? i was like a tad bit taller than you i think. and much bigger both outside and inside the pants.



btw... my thread vs CA has been made.. .it has begun.

["B"]

Matt, you are a cocksucker. Now Maniac isn't going to want to hit it. Mallory said she was going to try to make the rounds of all the hispanic guys. I even told Maniac you weren't there last night when he asked me.

Damn, I should have checked the boards.

B=owned.

[Lucky DAWG]

oh whoops
i meant call out Jackmaster
not crazy asian


haha oh boy, here goes

[william_jeff]

lol

that awd power kicked in at the right time

[chinitoxamor]

FUCK IM CONFUSED..

so is this Mallory real ro fake.. and is da story real or fake??

someone??

FUCKING THE TRUTH IS UNTOLD

[SpeedMonkey]

oh whoops
i meant call out Jackmaster
not crazy asian


haha oh boy, here goes

lol. jackmaster is my boy solomon.. still though... SOLOMON knows not to step to this.

[Ed]

FUCK IM CONFUSED..

so is this Mallory real ro fake.. and is da story real or fake??

someone??

FUCKING THE TRUTH IS UNTOLD

not fake.

[Echonova]

FUCK IM CONFUSED..

so is this Mallory real ro fake.. and is da story real or fake??

someone??

FUCKING THE TRUTH IS UNTOLDKaineJuice? Is that you?(owned)

[SLo_MKIII]

wat ever happened to the camera phone pic that was taken wtf?:screwy:

[Echonova]

wat ever happened to the camera phone pic that was taken wtf?:screwy:

Maybe they were NWS? I dunno.


Edit:^^^ Looks like your car has a small leak BTW..lol

[Leadfoot_mf]

It was pretty funny.

BTW, Ed has no rhythm it was gay that me and B watched, it really was gay. Because we each had a beer in one hand....










...and our cocks in each other.
fixed :lmfao:

[SLo_MKIII]

yeah jus a lil leak... a lil anti freeze tranny fluid PS fluid and oil. no biggie it should start right up lol:D

[Echonova]

yeah jus a lil leak... a lil anti freeze tranny fluid PS fluid and oil. no biggie it should start right up lol:D

LOL....+1 for Joo:goodjob:

[Ed]

fixed :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[SLo_MKIII]

thanks man... stop leak wtf? lol:D

[Mallory]

I can't believe you guys really posted this! I am sooo pissed. I may not even go out on my date with Maniac now.

[Ed]

I can't believe you guys really posted this! I am sooo pissed. I may not even go out on my date with Maniac now.

yep. this ia for you.

you live and learn. :idb:

[SLo_MKIII]

I can't believe you guys really posted this! I am sooo pissed. I may not even go out on my date with Maniac now.

lol welcome to IA :idb:

[Mallory]

Look, I don't want anyone thinking I am a slut. I was jsut kidding in my welcome thread. Ed, you promised you would keep Matt and "B" from posting that shit. I HATE YOU!

[SpeedMonkey]

you guys are gay for making up a girl.

[SLo_MKIII]

Look, I don't want anyone thinking I am a slut. I was jsut kidding in my welcome thread. Ed, you promised you would keep Matt and "B" from posting that shit. I HATE YOU!

we dont think your a slut... *starts thinkin* well maybe:screwy:

[Ed]

Look, I don't want anyone thinking I am a slut. I was jsut kidding in my welcome thread. Ed, you promised you would keep Matt and "B" from posting that shit. I HATE YOU!

whatever. not like i need to do you again.

["B"]

No we KNOW she is a slut.

[Leadfoot_mf]

Look, I don't want anyone thinking I am a slut. I was jsut kidding in my welcome thread. Ed, you promised you would keep Matt and "B" from posting that shit. I HATE YOU!

yeah well he got what he wanted later bizatch :bump:

["B"]

It's ok Mal, you know I like sluts.

[Mallory]

See, and I was thinking about that threesome with you and Sha too.

Not anymore.

[SpeedMonkey]

you guys are so lame.. yall should have ATLEAT gotten a real girl to party taken pics, and THEN said it was mallory.. next time yall want to pull a trick on IA include me you fucking morons.

[Mallory]

That isn't very nice. I have met like 5 or 6 people off IA. I am meeting Maniac this weekend too.

["B"]

you guys are so lame.. yall should have ATLEAT gotten a real girl to party taken pics, and THEN said it was mallory.. next time yall want to pull a trick on IA include me you fucking morons.

The Mal I met seemed real enough.




Maybe they are playing a joke on all of us. Ed, was that chick's name really Mallory?

Someone name NAMES damnit. I don't like random hos being banged in my house.

[Ed]

The Mal I met seemed real enough.




Maybe they are playing a joke on all of us. Ed, was that chick's name really Mallory?

Someone name NAMES damnit. I don't like random hos being banged in my house.

mallory long or something...

[HalfBaked]

yea, it was Mallory Long.

I remember her telling me my name and me giggling because if Ed took her last name after they get married he'd be Ed Long, but really he is Ed Small...

[Ed]

yea, it was Mallory Long.

I remember her telling me my name and me giggling because if Ed took her last name after they get married he'd be Ed Long, but really he is Ed Small...

lol you guys just dont stop it.

:lmfao:

[Echonova]

lol you guys just dont stop it.

:lmfao:

Pics from last night.

[Ed]

Pics from last night.

exactly. she drives that slow gt piece of shit.

[Echonova]

Nah, GT's are fast........When your in high school.

[Ed]

Nah, GT's are fast........When your in high school.

:smileowne

["B"]

hey fucker, either of you lil bitches want to race?

[Ed]

hey fucker, either of you lil bitches want to race?

lol. yeah lets do it. set up a course. drag racing = sucks.

[Echonova]

To the gas station?

[TheSnail]

MalMal sounds like a name for a baby cow. I dont know why, but thats whats been going through my mind for the past couple of days.

[HalfBaked]

Isn't a baby cow a calf?

Malmal is close tho.

[TheSnail]

Yes, but like a name for a pet baby cow.

[BluesClues]

Ok I'm tired of reading how gay halfbaked is. Is Mallory real or not? Did she really bang a dude she barely knew?

[HalfBaked]

She had known him for a few days.

She is definitely real...

[cactusEG]

She had known him for a few days.

She is definitely real...

proof ??

[HalfBaked]

proof ??
She was at my house last night...have you not read this thread?

[cactusEG]

She was at my house last night...have you not read this thread?

yea i did, but i any one can say the same thing.. pics :camera:

[ep9716]

Wow...This Is Still Going..Nice....I Guess Pics Would Help..But Everyone Just Wants To See A Hot Chick..

[Extrememustang]

we all have had one night stands

["B"]

Yes, but like a name for a pet baby cow.




lmfao


I believe you are thinking of MooMoo.:lmfao:

["B"]

yea i did, but i any one can say the same thing.. pics :camera:

Matt saw her, I saw her, Ed fucked her, Shawna saw her (not fucking Ed though), Kevin saw her, BTLFED introduced her to us, Shannon saw her. What more do you want?

From what I hear, Maniac is suppose to be taking her out this weekend. At least that is what I have heard. Maybe he will take pics.

Oh yeah, and BTLFED posted a pic he had of her too.

[BluesClues]

^^^ Dang so she is just hooking up with everyone on IA huh?

[cactusEG]

Matt saw her, I saw her, Ed fucked her, Shawna saw her (not fucking Ed though), Kevin saw her, BTLFED introduced her to us, Shannon saw her. What more do you want?

From what I hear, Maniac is suppose to be taking her out this weekend. At least that is what I have heard. Maybe he will take pics.

Oh yeah, and BTLFED posted a pic he had of her too.

where is that pic BTFLED posted?

[TheGodfather]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/LegendGuy/thread.jpg

[Julio]

sad.. sad... sad..

[cactusEG]

sad.. sad... sad..

god just spoke

[Echonova]

Mallory has not sucked my left testicle, therefore she is not real.

[TheGodfather]

Mallory has not sucked my left testicle, therefore she is not real.

:goodjob:

[S II K]

yeah mallory...that one girl that....













IS FAKE AND DOESNT EXIST!

[disrupt]

Them:We're changing the fighter.

Me:"Oh, bleep me, your lady friend got a voice? And who might you be changing him to sweetheart?"

Them: "You won't know him, but he's Brazilian."

Me: "Brazilian? I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters."

Them: "Look, you've still got your fight."

Me: No. I lose all bets($100) at the bookies. You can't change fighters at the last minute. So, no, I don't have my fight, do I, you bleeping prat?

Them: You can take bets at the fight."

Me: "Put a lead on her, QD, before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten, now, do you sweetheart."
best fucking movie ever.

[Sport1.3]

best fucking movie ever.


Snatch?

[disrupt]

Snatch?
yessir.

[Killer]

i can't believe ya'll haven't figured this one out yet....

[Sport1.3]

yessir.

agreed

[Echonova]

i can't believe ya'll haven't figured this one out yet....

They did, the movie really is Snatch.......lol

[Killer]

They did, the movie really is Snatch.......lol


lol, i hate you.. lol

[Echonova]

lol, i hate you.. lol

It's a gift I have. A blessing and a curse.