In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders

[Clegger]

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Everybody post up your fav movie quotes!!!

I would very much like to make a romance explosion inside of you

where did you get that from... the toilet store

Lady in the red dress... uh... its so hot outside.... milk was a bad choice

IM IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!!!

lol i could go all day with will ferrell he has so many

edit: lets try not to repeat

[S II K]

HALFBAKED-"all we gotta do is raise half a million dollars which by our calculations...its fucking impossible man"


haha idk that shit makes me laugh my ass off every time i see that movie.

[Clegger]

Pulp Fiction ~Im a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfucker

[mxglory258]

One Toke? You poor fool! Wait until you see those god damned bats!

LooK! There's 2 women fucking a polar bear!

Raoul - There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Gonzo - Shoot it.
Raoul - Not yet, I want to study its habits

Easily one of my favorite movies! lol

[Echonova]

~Boondock Saints~ We're kind of like 7-eleven. We're not always doing buisness, but we're always open.

[mxglory258]

~Boondock Saints~ We're kind of like 7-eleven. We're not always doing buisness, but we're always open.
I know a girl like that!

Ok off to work, have a great day IA! lo.

[koukis14]

One Toke? You poor fool! Wait until you see those god damned bats!

LooK! There's 2 women fucking a polar bear!

Raoul - There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Gonzo - Shoot it.
Raoul - Not yet, I want to study its habits

Easily one of my favorite movies! lol


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mxglory258 again.

Beautiful fucking tits man!!

[Ed]

this thread has potential...

Pulp Fiction:

Pumpkin - You Mexicans in the kitchen, get out here! Asta luego!

Jules - English motherfucker, do you speak it?

Thats pretty much the best movie ever.

[Kelly]

"I couldnt' love a human baby as much as I love this brush!"

[william_jeff]

versace

eff oh sache

[NewGen33]

Office Space...

1.Peter- You have to sware to god to allah who ever that no matter what you wont tell anybody about this

2.Lawrence- Hey dont worry Peter man I wont tell anbody either

3.Michael Bulton- Who the fuck is that

4.Peter- Oh that just Lawrence dont worry he's cool

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Blades of Glory- "I wanna wear your skin to my birthday."

Old school- "True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and
you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of
nude people jump outta your bathroom blindfolded like a god damn magic
show ready to double team your girlfriend and it stops... "

"I see Blue...He looks Glorious"
"Just ring the bell you fuckin pansy" Blue
"Spanish! What're you doing? Put your head back on, it could
be very traumatic for these kids. And shake the tail when you walk,
c'mon, ya better than that..."
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with 19-year-old girls everyday?"



The entire movie 40yr Old Virgin

Anchorman- "60% of the time it works every time"
"It's a Deeeep Burn"
"Milk was a baaad choice"
"Como Estas Bitchez?"
"You've got a Dirty Whorish mouth, is what you have."
"I wanna be on you..."
"why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND!"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Boondock Saints-

"While the wicked stand confounded, call me with thy saints surrounded"


"Is it dead?" (after shooting the cat)

"And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand that our feet my swiftly carry out thy command. so we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, Et fili, E spiritus Sancti. "

[s13slider®]

Varsity Blues

"put this flower pot on top of your head and closes your eyes . ok you ready ? now say im a dumbass and im bout to get hit in the nuts "

"i give it a 10 a 10 a fuckin 10 "

[SLOWLYbtngU]

"Put the lotion in the basket.."

[Lucky DAWG]

Office Space...

1.Peter- You have to sware to god to allah who ever that no matter what you wont tell anybody about this

2.Lawrence- Hey dont worry Peter man I wont tell anbody either

3.Michael Bulton- Who the fuck is that

4.Peter- Oh that just Lawrence dont worry he's cool

that is my favorite movie of all time...

Michael Bulton - I hate it when people ask me that? It's been bugging me since i was seven years old and that ass clown won a grammy

Samir - If it bothers you so much, why don't you just change your name to Mike or something?

Michael Bulton - Why should i change my name? hes the one that sucks

:lmfao:

[Clegger]

"And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand that our feet my swiftly carry out thy command. so we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, Et fili, E spiritus Sancti. "

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and FURIOUS ANGER those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.

[Nomad!]

"SMELL LIKE BIGFOOT'S DIIIIIIICK!!!" - Achorman

"I'm from Jamaica, mon!"
"What part of Jamaica?"
"Down by the beach, boyee!" - Half Baked

"I got bit in the ass today, son. By a filthy, dirty, stinkin' ass dog!" - Friday

[Sol-Badguy]

Every Keaneu Reeves movie ever: "..whoa" :lmao:

[S II K]

40 yr old virgin:


"its cool if you like to fuck guys.....i got friends that like to fuck guys....in jail"


"so you wrote that she was HURTIN FO A SQUIRTIN"
"yeah hurtin for a squirtin"
"so you wrote HO FO SHO"
"she was a ho foooor shooo"


"do me yo yo master i want you to do me cuz your the yo yo master"


"ok mr shwin fuckin armstrong who told you to ride a bike?"
"everyone rides a bike"
"yeah when their fuckin six"

"you're putting the pussy up on a bedistool"




-ahhh i pretty much know that movie by heart.

[xLSTONEx]

I'll punch you right in your ovaries!

[Clegger]

"you're putting the pussy up on a bedistool"

bed is tool for sleeping

pedestal is generally applied to support a statue or a vase

[SLOWLYbtngU]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and FURIOUS ANGER those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.

I *heart* this movie....

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I'll punch you right in your ovaries!
YES!!! I forgot that one!!!! +1

[Nomad!]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For that 10 seconds or less...I'm free" :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: