WEIRD MORNING SURPRISE @ 5am

[SpeedMonkey]

so im sleeping and i get up for a cigarette. i walk outside and and im about halfway done with my unusually good for whatever reason Marlboro red when i hear a sound coming from the side of my house.. i couldnt see what was going on, but i did hear some screaming and wrestling noises so i was like.. OMG WTF!.. immediately i thought someone was breaking into my house or something while i was outside.. so i rush back in.. nothing.. few minutes later my neighbor knocks on my door angry as all hell "WTF is all that damn noise?" and i answered "dude... i dont know, i heard it too".. and he says "OH... sorry"... so we both decide to walk out to the side of my house with a light (which is like a grass alley between his house and mine and.... we find the following.

http://www.snakesandfrogs.com/scra/notes/images/armadilloDOR1.jpg

a huge dead armadillo.. WTF??????

seriously.. was it this thing making all the noise WTF? right?????


we keep looking around and we find the shocking following:

http://www.sknvibes.com/news/GFXZ/drugs1.jpg

2 Ki's of YAYO (cocaine for the idiots) in a black plastic bag.... WEIRD.


so my neighbor is like "WTF THIS MAKES NO SENSE"

a few feet from the black plastic bag we find this:


a fucking weird looking nike shoe which i put on a shelf in my garage... who made it?..where did it come from .. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!!!?

http://www.makezine.com/blog/Shoe_Image4.jpg


anyway.. we thought this whole thing was REALLY weird, and i was about to rush back in to get my cell and call the authorities. my neighbor says "WAIT man.. i dont think thats coke", and i say "dude.. i know coke, thats coke, i just tasted it".. and he says "i think you're wrong... come in the house", so we go to his house and he slaps the bags on the table and brings out some weird little accessories and does the following:

http://www.preventx.co.uk/images/downloads/preventx008.jpg


he takes a few lines, and finally admits "OK... its coke".... so i proceed to call the police and he says "WAIT NO!... i'll give you 100 bucks if you shut up about it" and i said OK.


anyway.. thats my morning before work.

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. Nothing wrong with a free $100. Later, QD.

[Doppelgänger]

i call BS..... i want to see a pic of you and the shoe and the armadillo

[SpeedMonkey]

i call BS..... i want to see a pic of you and the shoe and the armadillo

well, the armadillo is now in the garbage, my neighbor has the coke, and i have the shoe.

[LiL PaKi]

wtf ?!?!

[william_jeff]

LMMFGDAO at the homemade nye keyz lmao

[Killer]

a picture of you next to a garbage can, holding the show will suffice

[cactusEG]

damn who would give away see yayo??

[SpeedMonkey]

a picture of you next to a garbage can, holding the show will suffice

im @ work, but sure i can do that when i get home. also there is another IA member here that lives in my neighborhood and they saw me and my neighbor this morning as he was leaving to work but i forgot what his name is on here, im sure he'll post soon.

[Ed]

i like the shoe man... lol

[william_jeff]

a picture of you next to a garbage can, holding the show will suffice

balls he doesnt have

it was used to construct those nye keyz

[soul]

wow, could of had about 35k if u sold em, BS or pic

[LiL PaKi]

i googled armadillo.. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.snakesandfrogs.com/scra/notes/images/armadilloDOR1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.snakesandfrogs.com/scra/notes/notes0508.htm&h=450&w=600&sz=166&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=HEFVRHM1JNwd7M:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddead%2Barmadillo%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D 1%26hl%3Den

[SpeedMonkey]

i cant beleive it took all of you that long to realize.. this is all BULLSHIT

and that i did NOT post this... who hacked me?

[SpeedMonkey]

i googled armadillo.. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.snakesandfrogs.com/scra/notes/images/armadilloDOR1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.snakesandfrogs.com/scra/notes/notes0508.htm&h=450&w=600&sz=166&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=HEFVRHM1JNwd7M:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddead%2Barmadillo%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D 1%26hl%3Den

you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.

[Ed]

dang.

[81911SC]

Most random use of a hack ever?

[quickdodge®]

you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/applause.gif

Later, QD.

[LiL PaKi]

you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.

actually.. i'm paki :tongue1:

and I'm an Accountant not a push-start gas station owner.. :yes:

plus I don't like to ride camels.. i like to ride other things :bump:

[SpeedMonkey]

actually.. i'm paki :tongue1:

and I'm an Accountant not a push-start gas station owner.. :yes:

plus I don't like to ride camels.. i like to ride other things :bump:

Paki indian, it doesnt matter you all smell like un-deodorized sweaty arm pit with the dashiest hint of fucking curry.

so you're an accountant... for CHEVRON?


ok.. you dont ride camels.... but whoever would let YOU ride anything must be as ugly as one if thats all he can get.


ok peace.

ME > YOU

[ATK_Designs]

you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.



lol, best thing said. That the first thing I did, right click on the pic and view the source :goodjob:

[LiL PaKi]

Paki indian, it doesnt matter you all smell like un-deodorized sweaty arm pit with the dashiest hint of fucking curry.

so you're an accountant... for CHEVRON?


ok.. you dont ride camels.... but whoever would let YOU ride anything must be as ugly as one if thats all he can get.


ok peace.

ME > YOU

I like to wear deodorant and take showers..

Accounting Intern for the Council of Superior Court Judges.. and Junior Accountant for Arinso International

[Leadfoot_mf]

what size is the shoe?

[SpeedMonkey]

I like to wear deodorant and take showers..

Accounting Intern for the Council of Superior Court Judges.. and Junior Accountant for Arinso International

so you make good cash..

and drive that thing?... hmm


again.. i call BS. you work for chevron.

[LiL PaKi]

so you make good cash..

and drive that thing?... hmm


again.. i call BS. you work for chevron.

haha you want to see my gov't badge stating my position?

[SpeedMonkey]

haha you want to see my gov't badge stating my position?
hey your people got visa's to come here and crash planes into buildings, im sure you can get a gov't badge too.

[LiL PaKi]

hey your people got visa's to come here and crash planes into buildings, im sure you can get a gov't badge too.

i was born here... Norcross, GA born and raised

[jaystar]

and that much coke u could of sold way more then 100 bucks soo then u would of been dumb

[SpeedMonkey]

and that much coke u could of sold way more then 100 bucks soo then u would of been dumb

yes i WOULD have been dumb.. not would of

and i would be even dumber if i still hadn't caught on to the fakeness of this thread.

[SpeedMonkey]

i was born here... Norcross, GA born and raised


thats what the train you to say.

[LiL PaKi]

thats what the train you to say.

yea yea yea

[dELfONiK]

In Norcross, GA born and raised

On the playground, is where I spent most of my days...

[SpeedMonkey]

On the playground, is where I spent most of my days...

Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
An' all shootin some B-ball outside of the school,
When a couple o' guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!

[Leisa]

I CALL COMPLETE BS.... WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!

[SpeedMonkey]

I CALL COMPLETE BS.... WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!

uhhh ok.. that has been established for over 30 minute now

[SpeedMonkey]

yea yea yea

PAKI do you know a girl thats really fucking annoying named NORA? :screwy:

[LiL PaKi]

PAKI do you know a girl thats really fucking annoying named NORA? :screwy:

Nah sorry..

[Doppelgänger]

hey your people got visa's to come here and crash planes into buildings, im sure you can get a gov't badge too.
actually, Willaby... that would be your people :taun:

[Kelly]

:thinking:

[B18c1Turboed]

Damm Mexican!

[Maniaç]

this place reeks of uncleaned pussy.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Fuck too bad it's fake because we could of made alot of money off that cocaine.

[AtifSajid]

This was the best fucken story I ever heard!

[thinkfast®]

whatta waste

scumbag

[Maniaç]

Ricky i didn't know you listen to young jeezy. nice sig

[sirkus]

This story made my morning.. :lmfao:

[Kyle]

That was quite a story.

[Leisa]

uhhh ok.. that has been established for over 30 minute now


sorry I didnt want to read all the posts,... so I just went ahead and stated my opinion

[Tasuki_Civic]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/applause.gif

Later, QD.


LMAOLMAO!! @ THIS THREAD AND QD. good story SM you almost had me till i looked at that fuckin shoe. lol then i knew you was lyin

[Dirty Octopus™]

Will you're fuckin awesome!!!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao::D :lmfao: :lmfao:
+1 or 2 whatever im worth :bump:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I lol'd...Hahaha..

["B"]

i call BS..... i want to see a pic of you and the shoe and the armadillo
All the pictures are from different websites. If he took those pictures they would be hosted on the same website.:gay:

Pathetic attempt at being cool.

[Maniaç]

All the pictures are from different websites. If he took those pictures they would be hosted on the same website.:gay:

Pathetic attempt at being cool.

"B" that comment just shows how much of a newbie you are. if you don't know who SpeedMonkey is you don't know shit! :lmfao: you'll soon meet him and i on some killsforum meet.

["B"]

My statement still stands.

[SpeedMonkey]

My statement still stands.

hey.. i understand, if i was white trash you'd bet your ass i'd hate on everything.

"THEY TOOKKURR JOBZ!"

[Maniaç]

fuck Will just when i reached 7 green blocks you get another one! hahaha, bitch! this thread helped you out!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

damn, do you live in the ghetto?! Lol

[Tasuki_Civic]

hey.. i understand, if i was white trash you'd bet your ass i'd hate on everything.

"THEY TOOKKURR JOBZ!"


haha

[WickedIXMR]

LMAO

["B"]

hey.. i understand, if i was white trash you'd bet your ass i'd hate on everything.

"THEY TOOKKURR JOBZ!"Please. Mother fucker, no one has ever taken shit from me. I don't believe in blaming anyone else.

Why does race have to come into this anyways?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Please. Mother fucker, no one has ever taken shit from me. I don't believe in blaming anyone else.

Why does race have to come into this anyways?
Hehehe... It is what he does...get used to it...

["B"]

Hehehe... It is what he does...get used to it...




Well, that is faggotish.

He probably know nothing of being an "minority" anyways.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Well, that is faggotish.

He probably know nothing of being an "minority" anyways.
He is Mexican...He knows.

Yeah, he will also tell you how he would enjoy fucking your asshole, so yeah...That is pretty gay.

["B"]

lol

Just because he is a Mexican doesn't mean he is a minority. Where I grew up in California, I was the minority.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

lol

Just because he is a Mexican doesn't mean he is a minority. Where I grew up in California, I was the minority.
Oh cool...So what ur white??

[B16a2 Civic]

Hmmm, aint mad at that

[thinkfast®]

smells like chorizo in here, Im out

[SpeedMonkey]

"B"...

come on kid. dont make me smack ya around and call ya "maria".. im good at that.