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mxglory258
04-29-2007, 03:56 PM
Found it on a motocross forum I'm a member of from back home! Not really any of it pertains to me. Some I can associate with but I'm sure there's a few members on here who'll enjoy it :)


DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?

All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?

It took five minutes for the TV warm up?



Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school?

Nobody owned a purebred dog?



When a quarter was a decent allowance?

You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?

Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?

All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had
their hair done every day and wore high heels?




You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped,
without asking, all for free, every time?
And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot?

Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box?

It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner
at a real restaurant with your parents?

They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . ...and they did?



When a 55 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to cruise,
peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and people went steady?


No one ever asked where the car keys were
because they were always in the car,
in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?


Lying on your back in the grass with your friends
and saying things like, "That cloud looks like a ..."

and playing baseball with no adults to help kids with the rules of the game?

Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals
because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger?

And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once,
you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace,
and share it with the children of today?

When being sent to the principal's office was nothing
compared to the fate that awaited the student at home?
Basically we were in fear for our lives,
but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.

Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat!
But we survived because their love was greater than the threat.

Send this on to someone who can still remember
Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys, Laurel and Hardy,
Howdy Doody and the Peanut Gallery,
the Lone Ranger, The Shadow Knows,
Nellie Bell, Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk.


As well as summers filled with bike rides, baseball games,
Hula Hoops, bowling and visits to the pool,
and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar.
Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that"?



I am sharing this with you today
because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it on.
To remember what a double dog dare is, read on.
And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between
old enough to know better and too young to care.

How many of these do you remember?

Candy cigarettes
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside
Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
Newsreels before the movie
P.F. Fliers


Telephone numbers with a word prefix....(Raymond 4-601).
Party lines


Peashooters
Howdy Doody
45 RPM records
Green Stamps
Hi-Fi's

Metal ice cubes trays with levers
Mimeograph paper
Beanie and Cecil
Roller-skate keys
Cork pop guns
Drive ins
Studebakers


Washtub wringers
The Fuller Brush Man
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
Tinkertoys
Erector Sets
The Fort Apache Play Set
Lincoln Logs
15 cent McDonald hamburgers


5 cent packs of baseball cards -
with that awful pink slab of bubble gum

Penny candy

35 cent a gallon gasoline
Jiffy Pop popcorn

Do you remember a time when...

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"?
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do Over!"?
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest?
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening?
It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"?

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties"?
Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot?
A foot of snow was a dream come true?

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action figures?
"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense?
Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team?
War was a card game?
Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle?
Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin?
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from
their "grown-up" life . . I double-dog-dare-ya!

quickdodgeŽ
04-29-2007, 04:04 PM
Those are old as hail. It goes along with the "You're an 80's child if...." or "You're a 70's child if...." They are funny as hail, though. I like reading this stuff because it does bring back memories. Later, QD.

Julio
04-29-2007, 04:10 PM
pretty cool shizz.

Shawna
04-29-2007, 04:11 PM
^^^ lol its always nice to remember those things back when life was so much easier

lol candy cigs back in SC you could get them anyplace and i thought it was sooooo cool to smoke just like my mom did lol

bluuuurr
04-29-2007, 07:36 PM
I think almost everyone on this site is waay too young for that list

quickdodgeŽ
04-29-2007, 07:39 PM
^^^ There's a few of us that aren't. JayKnight, Brett, Leisa and myself. Later, QD.

rolling_trip
04-29-2007, 07:47 PM
^^^maybe one or two more :D

chrisdavis
04-29-2007, 08:04 PM
^^^ There's a few of us that aren't. JayKnight, Brett, Leisa and myself. Later, QD.


I always get left off the list. At least this is one list I dont mind getting left off of though :D



BTW I remember when it cost a dime to use a payphone, I remember watching Regan getting shot on TV, and seeing Return of the Jedi in the movie theater :D

mxglory258
04-29-2007, 08:31 PM
^^^ There's a few of us that aren't. JayKnight, Brett, Leisa and myself. Later, QD.
I knew there'd be a few of ya who'd have a lot of memories on that list! lol A couple things like I said I can kind of..sorta place, but thats really it.

I figured you'd enjoy reading it and saying DAMN! I miss them days! lol

Echonova
04-29-2007, 08:42 PM
I always get left off the list. At least this is one list I dont mind getting left off of though :D



BTW I remember when it cost a dime to use a payphone, I remember watching Regan getting shot on TV, and seeing Return of the Jedi in the movie theater :D

Return of the Jedi???? I remember my parents taking me to Star Wars at the drive-in.

Leadfoot_mf
04-29-2007, 10:05 PM
Return of the Jedi???? I remember my parents taking me to Star Wars at the drive-in.
i thought that was when you were conceived.

chrisdavis
04-29-2007, 10:19 PM
Return of the Jedi???? I remember my parents taking me to Star Wars at the drive-in.

I was three when Star Wars came out. I asked to go see Return of the Jedi

Echonova
04-29-2007, 11:09 PM
i thought that was when you were conceived.

No, that's when I discovered women would love me for my lightsaber.

quickdodgeŽ
04-29-2007, 11:10 PM
I was three when Star Wars came out. I asked to go see Return of the Jedi

Sorry about your name, buddy. I was 7 when Star Wars came upon the scene. Later, QD.