Women the weaker sex?????

[lilgapeach]

BOY, AIN'T THIS THE TRUTH!!!!!





We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find
that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt
so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable
training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had
calluses on our backs.


Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along
with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone
crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert
tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.


Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for
the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your
uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with
his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the
fuss was about.


Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers
and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning
over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we
are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us
steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were
preparing to have Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies looked like we
swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we
sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether
Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to
waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the
ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop
screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push
(more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the
***** (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling,
mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.


After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all
that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into
walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop
machines.

Then come their teen years. Need I say more?


When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime
in our early to mid 40's (if we're lucky) - while hubby had his
somewhere around his 18th birthday.


So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother
of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now
seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a
hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head
off anything that moves.


Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get
off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the


So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi
a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.

[B16a2 Civic]

wow.
well awhat about us
first us...we had to learn to ride bikes...then...when its hot, it sticks to our thighs ( dont know about you small peeps though Lol).....um...then theres....-silence-
yeah ya'll got it Lol....

[kelly marie]

:tongue: i dont see how yall walk with those things...

[Brett]

:blah: :blah: :blah: we dont wanna hear it!! HA HA HA HA

[lilgapeach]

:tongue: i dont see how yall walk with those things...
LMAO I agree with that. :D

[Jimmy B]

with 'em swingin! bouncin off each leg, and sports.. man.. yea.. sports arent fun!

the worst is sitting on em hahah

[lilgapeach]

with 'em swingin! bouncin off each leg, and sports.. man.. yea.. sports arent fun!

the worst is sitting on em hahah
ROTFLMMFAO

[B16a2 Civic]

ya'll got it eazy anyway....always complainging YOU DONT SEE US COMPLAINING outloud, cause we know if we complain outloud, were gon hear it from ya'll Lol

[kelly marie]

:gay:

[B16a2 Civic]

:hump:'n you.....im not :gay:

[Jimmy B]

blah, blah... lol.. oh and if our manhood gets tapped a lil to hard... cryin for hours!

oh, and girls complain, oh it hurts the first time, or be carful goin in, what happens when yall are ridin, and yall go up to high and come down on us with it NOT IN!! ill tell ya.. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! thinkin we broke ourselves hahahahahah

[Kristi]

and that didn't even mention the work we have to do to make you guys feel all manly and feel like you are the best ever in bed!

[lilgapeach]

and that didn't even mention the work we have to do to make you guys feel all manly and feel like you are the best ever in bed!
LMAO yeah who ever wrote that did leave that out.

[Kristi]

lol - yea they did! along with a lot of other things - like cooking, cleaning, and doing all the laundry, etc. haha

[lilgapeach]

LOL

[B16a2 Civic]

WE ARE MANLY AND ALL THAT!!
WE DONT NEED YOUR HELP....
but i am the best so you all know Lol

[Kristi]

hahaha - all guys think that!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

lol.. great post

[kelly marie]

:lmfao: girls rock...

[boosted1jz]

:blah: :blah: :blah: we dont wanna hear it!! HA HA HA HA


i couldnt have said it better myself :D

[Jimmy B]

and feel like you are the best ever in bed!

but,.. um.. i am the best in bed.. i know i am.. i dont need a hoochie to tell me that... they come back to me.. even fly from outa town ;)

[ahmonrah]

with 'em swingin! bouncin off each leg, and sports.. man.. yea.. sports arent fun!

the worst is sitting on em hahahi reember one time in high school i was in the middle of a fridy night game(football) i was nose tackle most of my athletic career and i went through the offensive line for a tackle. you know what the little fucker did to me?? as i make the tackle on the running back the bastard fell backward with the tackle, while raising his knee to my crotch:mad:!! that was the only night i didnt wear a protective cup and god i wished i did!! me at the time weighing in at 250lbs. at about 5'10" running full speed i got the tackle, and a blinding white light called PAIN!!

[mocha latte cupcake]

a moment of silence for the boys....

[B16a2 Civic]

a moment of silence for the boys....

*amen*

[kelly marie]

:bowdown: yall would not know what to do without us.... besides a bunch of this :jerkit:

[mocha latte cupcake]

isn't that what girls are for?

[kelly marie]

omg you are bad ;)

[silver]

True Kelly.. But then again, when I think about it, I sometimes hate men depending on the day and how pissed I am at men... but at the end of the day... we love the enemy.. so in shorter words... I don't know what I would do without men

[silver]

Probably a bunch of :la:

[mocha latte cupcake]

exactly, can't live without women and sheep can't cook...

[mocha latte cupcake]

That was for mr. SE-Romeo

[kelly marie]

ive got three words.. double sided dildo... hahah...just kidding i love men... well actually just one... wow may have said too much....

[mocha latte cupcake]

well we know what you do on a lonely night...

[B16a2 Civic]

ive got three words.. double sided dildo... hahah...just kidding i love men... well actually just one... wow may have said too much....

word.
i just wanna watch....and partcipate

[silver]

word.
i just wanna watch....and partcipate

You want to participate with the double-sided dildo??? Ewe, gross!!!

[drupason]

hahahahaaha

[kelly marie]

hahaha good one heather!!

[kelly marie]

well we know what you do on a lonely night...

awwww

[mocha latte cupcake]

jk i got love babe...

[B16a2 Civic]

i think i got owned......:(

[mocha latte cupcake]

no you got Xter-0wn3d!

[B16a2 Civic]

oh yea

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/shitthread.jpg

[ahmonrah]

as much as men as a whole want to take women, put them on a giant catapult and pull the switch. i gotta admit......DAMN I LOVE Y'ALL WOMEN!!! even though y'all do some crazy ass shit sometimes.....still love ya...

[silver]

Awww, we love you too... (wait are you cute)

[kelly marie]

no you got Xter-0wn3d!

sweet... i like i like :tongue:

[silver]

Hey I was the one doing the ownage....

[kelly marie]

Awww, we love you too... (wait are you cute)

im busy... not giiiiit :flash:

[B16a2 Civic]

sweet... i like i like :tongue:


no...

[B16a2 Civic]

b16a2 Civic= cute
erm i mean sexay !!

[drupason]

:idb:

[kelly marie]

no...

wasnt me who :smileowne you... it was silver.. now dont be mean to me!! :dunno:

[mocha latte cupcake]

just do like we do on the head,. double wrap and tap with good booty smack and she's you're for another day or at least long enough to get some more play....

[B16a2 Civic]

wasnt me who :smileowne you... it was silver.. now dont be mean to me!! :dunno:


oh yeah

:kiss:

[silver]

b16a2 Civic= cute
erm i mean sexay !!

:ttiwwp:

[kelly marie]

:kiss: right back at cha kid

[B16a2 Civic]

:ttiwwp:


Lol.....um...i posted my pic in teh picture thread.....im teh black and korean guy :cool:

[kelly marie]

and you know what i look like... hooch

[mocha latte cupcake]

so you're saying you look like the avg hooch? or you are a hooch? or was that meant to say that you're looking into becoming a professional hooch for hire? i'm confused now...

[kelly marie]

no, no, possibly... i think i already have a pimp though

[silver]

Lol.. she was calling me a hooch... she thinks that I am like her bitch or something and that she can call me whatever she want.. but she's got another thing coming to her... I will show her who the hooch is. lol

[kelly marie]

^^ see she is my pimp.... she gets mad at me a lot... one time in front of all my friends ... she bitched slapped me... i was like wow.... i still love her... *(whisper)* i have to say that*

[mocha latte cupcake]

so let me get this straight... you're pimping each other but you're not sure that you're each others pimp?

[silver]

Who's thread is this.. did we jack it??? If so, I'm sorry btw!! :flash:

[silver]

You see.. I am her pimp....

[mocha latte cupcake]

LOL and even forced talking!?! sigh you need a real pimp.... doh! i mean! don't beat me silver! please! i didn't mean it, i wasn't cutting in on your slice of cherry pie...

[silver]

I'm not worried.. she's not going anywhere... She is happy with me...

[mocha latte cupcake]

sure she is.... remember the story of the racoon and the Platapuss.... yeah you know what i'm saying.... thats right.... nope further along... yeah you remember that part.... just sayin... don't forget..

[kelly marie]

wow... sorry for heather taking over the thread....

[mocha latte cupcake]

This Thread had a purpose?!?!?!?!?!?!

[silver]

There I go again.. making always about me, me, me...


And what is up with the story of the Racoon and the Platapuss??? I'm clueless about that one...

[B16a2 Civic]

im confrused

[kelly marie]

:jerkit:

[mocha latte cupcake]

OMG you don't know the Racoon V Platapuss story!?!?!?! i can't believe it! sigh, that story is not dare told to anyone over the age of 5.... the words are too horrid and graffik that you're mind would tear itself apart.... You have missed out...

[kelly marie]

im confrused

what else is new? :bootyshak

[B16a2 Civic]

what else is new? :bootyshak

:cussing: um...lots of thing is new...such as...brand new episodes of Punk'd

[kelly marie]

punk'd is so played out now... did yall watch that anthony melionchakausssy show? some 14 year old tryin to be like tom green.... so stupid... or stupid bitch

[B16a2 Civic]

punk'd is so played out now... did yall watch that anthony melionchakausssy show? some 14 year old tryin to be like tom green.... so stupid... or stupid bitch

i DID NOT watch it

[kelly marie]

i DID NOT watch it

i have no life...

[B16a2 Civic]

i have no life...

i have a few lives i live, wanna borrow one?

[kelly marie]

please....

[B16a2 Civic]

you may have one :cool:

[Jaimecbr900]

Women should be treated in accordance to the way they treat men.

[kelly marie]

you may have one :cool:

which one do i get...

[B16a2 Civic]

my working life...you work from 9:30-6:30 but you make good money

[kelly marie]

k ill take it... but i want to work from 10-4 and still make mula... k oh yeah and an hour lunch...errrr make it 2 hours...

[B16a2 Civic]

umm....sure...you may have to use pto for that though

[kelly marie]

no... but if its yours ok...

[Texasprep77]

I'll share my life with u... its called summer vacation and living with ur parents. But its all good cuz im 16 lol. Sleep when ur tired, wake up when ur not tired. Eat when ur hungry, use the bathroom when u want. Its a good life lol.

-Ryan :jester: