Im going to hell...

[Leisa]

Coming into the subdivision I am slowing going down the entrance, and this squirrel runs out in front of me... I freak out and slam on the brakes, and look back be hind me and its dead, laying on its back... I was like OMG, OMG,OMG....... I killed the poor thing, what if he has babies, a mama squirrel. etc... Yep... Im going to hell.. :(

[phongt12]

chances are, there are still a few hundred of his buddies still alive lol. i'll only brake for the squirrel if it's safe, but most of the time you'll be better off just flooring it so you don't cause accidents. :bump:

[TIGERJC]

:rolleyes: thats it, only 1 dead rat. You only go to hell if you kill over 20 of those things :D. I refuse to brake for any animal. Is this your first kill?

[jmmx258]

chances are, there are still a few hundred of his buddies still alive lol. i'll only brake for the squirrel if it's safe, but most of the time you'll be better off just flooring it so you don't cause accidents. :bump:
Most of the time if you floor it they run away quicker n/eways. lol

[Decker1.8t]

I lived in hell a few years back. It's not too bad ... nice and warm all year round.

[quickdodge®]

Yep... Im going to hell.. :(

You didn't catch on to your destiny after getting hitched to Brett, aka, Satan? Later, QD.

[Frög]

10 points! high five..

i always miss them.. they are just too fast.. little bastards..

[phongt12]

I forgot to mention I almost hit two stray dogs on the road the other day. I could've scored two free points with the 4Runner, but I felt bad so I steered ALL the way to the left lane, and those dumb dogs still didn't move out of the way.

[Crazy Asian]

HAH I have a record of 30 kills ever since I moved down here. God I feel awful. EVerytime I see one to late. BUT for some reason I never ran over anything in Cali.

[NewGen33]

I hope no other cars were behind you. 1 down 564654564564856456 to go.

[Leisa]

:rolleyes: thats it, only 1 dead rat. You only go to hell if you kill over 20 of those things :D. I refuse to brake for any animal. Is this your first kill?


yep, its my first kill :(

[VooDooXII]

It happens...poor thing. Best not worry about it though.

Be careful though. My friend swerved to avoid a raccoon, lost control and totaled his car. Insurance didn't cover him because he didn't hit the animal.

[Grnblur]

Shoot I got a possum last night I swirved and still caught him with the tires. and today I almost got two toddlers and a Dautson puppy. The kids chased the puppy into the street.

[Lizbiz101]

Wow....You would NOT last in Stockbridge........back here in the woods. If I got a dollar for every dead animal that was on the road I wouldn't have to work for a while.

[Kevykev]

, what if he has babies, a mama squirrel. etc... Yep... Im going to hell.. :(

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

A mama Squirrel


hahahhaahhahaah

[VooDooXII]

I'm more worried about deer.

[twinj]

The squirrels know what they are doing. You ever seen that Geico comercial. Where the squirrels run out into the road when they see you comming. That shit crack me up everytime.

[SniperJoe]

Leisa, ask Brett to get you a sticker made of an outline of a squirrel with an X over it for the car.

[GIXXERDK]

I'll see you there :)

[Ltdnismorace]

just an FYI, squirrels are worth less than 10 points, they are only 5.

[Annihilation]

poor baby squirrels are going to grow up without a mom now!

you made them orphans, they will probably die off slow painful deaths thanks to you

[Frög]

if there is an animal in my way.. unless im sure and its completly safe to dodge it.. its dead..

[Annihilation]

if there is an animal in my way.. unless im sure and its completly safe to dodge it.. its dead..i usually aim for them, its kinda like hunting but funner.. .bc no joke odds are you hit it... it kinda feels like you're playing frogger but you're the computer.

[ironchef]

Darwinism baby, if the squirrel is too stupid to see that a 2 ton vehicle is coming at it at a rate of speed, then it deserves to die. I've killed a couple, and felt bad for like 2 minutes, then I was like well those squirrels were retarded anyway.

[koukis14]

I was pulling out of my driveway back in PA in my old automatic S13. I was...of course...doing a burnout. As the back tires....ok tire started to gain traction I looked in my side view mirror to see how I was doing. I then noticed a small creature dart out of a bush and get sucked into my spinning tire sending it into a smoking burnout again. I stopped and got out to see what happened and that fucker EXPLODED all over the road and my rear quarter panel.

[Hundo®]

there's a deep dark circle of hell reserved for squirrel killing people like you!

[Frög]

i usually aim for them, its kinda like hunting but funner.. .bc no joke odds are you hit it... it kinda feels like you're playing frogger but you're the computer.

lol me too..

[Jecht]

Okay here is the official scoring for hitting animals:
Squirrel - 5 points
Possum - 6 points
Cat - 8 points
Dog - 12 points
Bird - 15 points
Exotic pet of any kind - 20 points
Human - 30 points and possible jail time or death row (bonus round!)

[Mike Lowrey]

Hey Leisa!

I made you a new sig!

["B"]

HAH I have a record of 30 kills ever since I moved down here. God I feel awful. EVerytime I see one to late. BUT for some reason I never ran over anything in Cali.

The smog in Cali kills everything before you get a chacne to run it over.:lmfao:

[william_jeff]

no not the gecko!!!!

[Leisa]

Hey Leisa!

I made you a new sig!


Gee.. thanks...

[Doppelgänger]

squirrels were only put here as moving targets...... now go take out another one!

[Crazy Asian]

Hmmm I saw a horse cross the road once how much points do i get if i hit that?

[Killer]

10 points! high five..

i always miss them.. they are just too fast.. little bastards..

u can only distribute points if it's people...

i've got about 300 points racked up so far!

[Brett]

Shoot I got a possum last night I swirved and still caught him with the tires. and today I almost got two toddlers and a Dautson puppy. The kids chased the puppy into the street.

You can take out the kids but PLEASE dont hit a puppy, They are to cute

[itsjustdee]

mm. yummy squirrel :) deelicous. hahaha

[itsjustdee]

oops deelicious*

[thinkfast®]

this just in dee is gross

[Jecht]

Hmmm I saw a horse cross the road once how much points do i get if i hit that?

40 if you survive. It doesn't count if you hit the target and it lives though.

[william_jeff]

but dee is your mate, so does that make you gross too?

[Crazy Asian]

ahhhhaha

[Jecht]

but dee is your mate, so does that make you gross too?

Yes, yes it does.












































:lmao:
I'm just kidding thinkfast.

[william_jeff]

you're going to the squirrel hell for that one

[§treet_§peed]

lol you drifted across him..u put it in more pain before it died..

[Jaimecbr900]

Yep, Leisa, you're going straight to hell for that one.....forget all that freaky stuff you and Brett do......killing the squirrel sealed the deal for you...... :D ;) JP.

I hate them because they always make me almost have a wreck or a heart attack. I've damn near killed myself or instantly scrubbed 10k miles off my tires dodging the little SOB's. You would think they'd look out in the street and see their cousin the opposum laying there all pancaked and stuff and learn......hell nah!!! Them bastages try to cross the road at the WORST damn time, don't they?

You'll be aight Leisa. If yall's sex lounger won't get you a ticket to Hades......a little ole squirrel aint gonna...... :D :lmfao: :goodjob: