Damn Women Drivers

[TRINI4LIFE]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers

[blacknightteg]

owned

[4dmin]

bahhh funny one :lmao:

[B16a2 Civic]

hell yeah....women ....
now us men...we multi task....Lol

[kelly marie]

:D thats funny... i do my makeup in the car... but only at red lights and in traffic... men multi tasking?!?!? my ass!! i guess you can call it that when you are talking on your nextel, driving a stick, possibly playing with your own stick and hanging half way out the window to look at some girl who might or might not look good!!! hahaha but we love you anyway!!! :tongue:

[Kristi]

haha, that is good

[blacknightteg]

:D thats funny... i do my makeup in the car... but only at red lights and in traffic... men multi tasking?!?!? my ass!! i guess you can call it that when you are talking on your nextel, driving a stick, possibly playing with your own stick and hanging half way out the window to look at some girl who might or might not look good!!! hahaha but we love you anyway!!! :tongue:


only here a few days n already raggin!! OUCH!!!! lol go back to the land of little river!!!!

[silver]

Where and what is the land of the little river...??

[blacknightteg]

lol i knew someone was goin to ask that lol.......dont worry about it lol

[silver]

Does it have to do with Little River in Woodstock???

[B16a2 Civic]

:D thats funny... i do my makeup in the car... but only at red lights and in traffic... men multi tasking?!?!? my ass!! i guess you can call it that when you are talking on your nextel, driving a stick, possibly playing with your own stick and hanging half way out the window to look at some girl who might or might not look good!!! hahaha but we love you anyway!!! :tongue:

now his is true....but you girls are puttin on make up at the red lights and in traffic cause you want us to look while shiftin and playin with our stick ;)
Lol

[kelly marie]

hahaha sorry i just had to put my 2 cents in.... im confuseded bout the lil river too...

[Spyder]

Funney.

[B16a2 Civic]

hahaha sorry i just had to put my 2 cents in.... im confuseded bout the lil river too...


no need to be sorry, this forum is all about speakin your mind

and i have no idea about the river, teg is on pcp

[blacknightteg]

lol yeah im guessin its wat its called? i unno, couple dudes in my club live out there n they went to install some springs on a car out there n at one of our meets they commented how its the LAND OF LITTLE RIVER i guessing cuz the river is ridiculously small or something

[blacknightteg]

im not on pcp!!!! i drive a teg that should just explain everything right there

[B16a2 Civic]

lol yeah im guessin its wat its called? i unno, couple dudes in my club live out there n they went to install some springs on a car out there n at one of our meets they commented how its the LAND OF LITTLE RIVER i guessing cuz the river is ridiculously small or something

pcp....

[B16a2 Civic]

im not on pcp!!!! i drive a teg that should just explain everything right there


angel dust, sherman hemlsey, ashy larry

[blacknightteg]

i so am not!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

!!!
only someone on pcp would use these

[kelly marie]

Does it have to do with Little River in Woodstock???


wow ;) you know silver i have never even heard of little river... where is it?

[Kevykev]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers

yeah man, you got Owned pretty bad sonnnnn!

maybe next time....

[silver]

lol ridiculously small or something

Are we still talking about the river here??

[B16a2 Civic]

Are we still talking about the river here??

owned!! ( for you )
adv if were referring to me, baby im teh Nile River ;)

[kilpatty43]

thats awesome...although you dont have to worry about me...i dont wear make up :)

[flysi00]

Where and what is the land of the little river...??

your talking with davison come on

[Texasprep77]

LOL who uses "!!!" these days.. i know pcp makes u do that lol

Girls like to be looked at, thats why they put on makeup in the car lol

-Ryan :jester:

+1 me if u have a brain