THE LIFESPAN OF YOUR AVERAGE IA MEMBER

[The Yousef]

it seems to follow a similiar fate:

step 1: joins IA

step 2: gets confused and gets flamed

step 3: if member can take a joke member stays...if not they cut themselves and weep in a dark corner of some desolate room

step 4: post whores like there's no tomorrow

step 5: decides IA is the best thing since bottled water

step 6: stays for a few months...gets disgruntled over some e-bullshit...flames IA and it's members...vows NEVER to come back

step 7: realizes that said person has no other friends and misses the e-company of fellow car lovers...posts back after a couple weeks/months/day in hope no notices their supposed hatred of IA

step 8: the cycle repeats

[Jecht]

Yousef is the only constant; he realizes that if everyone didn't make fun of him, nobody would talk to him.

[Maniaç]

.............. Ummm. sure

[The Yousef]

.............. Ummm. sure

actually i am sure...:goodjob:

[Sol-Badguy]

I've been at Step 4 since I got here. :D

[Jecht]

I've been at Step 4 since I got here. :D
"B" totally pwns you on Step 4.

[Ran]

Step 7 here. I hate you all, I just won't tell you that.

[Jecht]

Step 7 here. I hate you all, I just won't tell you that.

Why you hate us? :cry:

[The Yousef]

Step 7 here. I hate you all, I just won't tell you that.

:rly:

I HATE YOU TOO!!!


:bigdance:

[Ran]

Why you hate us? :cry:Not enough funky butt lovin'. :idb:

[JITB]

this happens alot quicker with females..

[Nemesis]

The lifespan of your average IA girl

Step 1: Join IA

Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.

[The Yousef]

The lifespan of your average IA girl

Step 1: Join IA

Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.

ahahahhahahahah i can't breathe ahahahhahahhahaha...
:lmfao: :lmao:

[Sol-Badguy]

Daaaaaamn. :lmfao:

[Jimmy B]

horge, you get reps for that... that was so funny, but so true

[Stopsnitchin]

yea thats pretty funny.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

The lifespan of your average IA girl

Step 1: Join IA

Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.


Lmao... Guess I am just the female fuck up huh?? Shit... Why cant I fit into the STD infested, baby toting stereotype?? It's cuz I am fat huh? Fucking haters.

[Sol-Badguy]

"B" totally pwns you on Step 4.
I don't see him here today! HAHAHA

[itsjustdee]

you forgot step 9: yousef is the gayest member on IA :)

[Lizbiz101]

The lifespan of your average IA girl

Step 1: Join IA

Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.

lol.....wtf....I guess I'm still on Step 1...I skiped step 2 and went to 3....but I guess I know what's going to happen in the future :goodjob:

["B"]

I don't see him here today! HAHAHA


I own J0o

[Ed]

The lifespan of your average IA girl

Step 1: Join IA

Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.

priceless :lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

thread of the day

["B"]

B's way of joining IA:

1. Register

2. Dominate

the end

[Ed]

B's way of joining IA:

1. Register

2. Dominate

the end

http://www.wildyams.com/blog/archives/oh_noes.jpg

:lmfao:

[The Youngn]

Yousef is the only constant; he realizes that if everyone didn't make fun of him, nobody would talk to him.
:lmfao: so true

[Sol-Badguy]

B's way of joining IA:

1. Register

2. Dominatrix

the end


Fixed.

["B"]

Fixed.

:thinking: Either way I am dominating.:lmfao:

[Sol-Badguy]

:sicks:

[Doppelgänger]

i dont drink bottled water.

[The Yousef]

i dont drink bottled water.

sliced bread?

[Maniaç]

yall faggots are lame!

[Doppelgänger]

sliced bread?

spaghetti

[Doppelgänger]

yall faggots are lame!

go break your pooparu!!!!!







lol jk

[Maniaç]

go break your pooparu!!!!!







lol jk

haha! go get a hair cut. f/s(fucking serious) :lmfao: