Did I get owned?

[HvyArms]

So I'm on 20e, just trying to get home minding my business. And I see something that looks like a big ass bee flying up behind me. It's a Lexus GS. I mean it's midnight on a sunday, so I'm cruising at about 90mph and he's gotta be doing 100. So he starts flashing for me to exit his lane, and I was about to I swear, but Mr Fukthat began to talk.

'That's a fuckin big ass GS, fuck that leave his ass'

So anyway, now we're racing. Or he's trying to. We go for about 10 miles, almost door to door then he pulls off. I'm pissy because he shouldn't have been on me period, but whatever. Driving along again, and I see something else coming. Maybe a mile back, looks like a BMW.

He flys up behind me, and Mr Fukthat starts.

'What's that...BMW? Hmm...5 serious? Psssssh fuck you'

I look down, and I'm at 120 and he's right there. Look down again, 125. He's right there. Look down again, 135, and he switches lanes and passes my ass like I was doing 30. Alls I heard was "wooooosssssshhhh". Turns out it was damn '07 M5.

Anyway, I was tricked. I dont think I actually got owned, because I didn't know wtf I was doing.

["B"]

You got owned by the M5. It happens to the best of us.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

slower traffic keep right.

[HvyArms]

lol damnit. he was just toying with me, why didn't he just pass me to begin with. he owned me right in front of Pontiac too. sunuva B

[Nismo]

Yea Maybe you should get something faster? I dunno. Get a jet. There isnt much faster than a Jet.

[The Yousef]

Yea Maybe you should get something faster? I dunno. Get a jet. There isnt much faster than a Jet.

yes there is....it's called VEETAK

[Nismo]

Get a honda made jet, then it will have v-tak

[The Yousef]

Get a honda made jet, then it will have v-tak

no silly...that is super veetak....GOSH

[Nismo]

^ Sorry im not up on my Honda knowledge

[HvyArms]

...if only I had a pink lude, I would've kilted that M5.

[Nismo]

Hey its actually Milano pink...

[The Yousef]

damn both u...

[HvyArms]

to make it worse, I have 3 bald tires and 1 new one. FP baaaaaaabeeeeee

[Frög]

slower traffic keep right.

HELL YES.. i never stay on the left lane.. even if im going 30 over speed limit.. and when i am on the left lane, i always look behind so that if a car is coming up i get out of his way long before he has to brake... thats how ppl should drive.. you got owned..

slowertraffickeepright.com <----go there

[HvyArms]

If I would have had 4 good tires, an oil change, 300 extra hp, and an entirely different car, I woulda took him.

[Nismo]

Unless he had a damn JET. Im telling you get a jet and no one will fuck with ya

[HvyArms]

HELL YES.. i never stay on the left lane.. even if im going 30 over speed limit.. and when i am on the left lane, i always look behind so that if a car is coming up i get out of his way long before he has to brake... thats how ppl should drive.. you got owned..

slowertraffickeepright.com <----go there

Listen you, I drive a Volvo okay. I am NOT "Slower Traffic" aight. In fact, I usually drive on the left shoulder, sometimes I drive atop the median wall okay. Get it right. My car has a turbo in it alright, and yeah it's about the size of my thumb, but damnit it kix ass.

[Nismo]

^ all I hear is yap yap yap safe family car yap yap yap I cant afford a jet....
Is that about rite?

[BuBBa DRiFT]

LMFAO I think your getting owned by Nismo right now haahaha

or its because i havent slept in 2 days...


Kupo!

[Z32redondo]

Turbo<Jet...there is no way around it bro

[Nismo]

Not the Honda jet with V-tec! V-tec is like a poor mans turbo.

[Frög]

Listen you, I drive a Volvo okay. I am NOT "Slower Traffic" aight. In fact, I usually drive on the left shoulder, sometimes I drive atop the median wall okay. Get it right. My car has a turbo in it alright, and yeah it's about the size of my thumb, but damnit it kix ass.

lol

[BuBBa DRiFT]

Listen you, I drive a Volvo okay. I am NOT "Slower Traffic" aight. In fact, I usually drive on the left shoulder, sometimes I drive atop the median wall okay. Get it right. My car has a turbo in it alright, and yeah it's about the size of my thumb, but damnit it kix ass.


i bet your squeak farts are louder than its blow off valve too lol

[Z32redondo]

Not the Honda jet with V-tec! V-tec is like a poor mans turbo.

Oh of course I thought everyone knew that thats why I didnt add it...H/O

V-TEC<turbo<jet

there we go :goodjob:

[sleepys4]

Black M5, real old fucker driving it, little kid in the back, yea he got me 2.

[Jecht]

lol @ this thread

[HvyArms]

Black M5, real old fucker driving it, little kid in the back, yea he got me 2.

It was past midnight in I20. I saw Xenons, the left passenger door, and then tail lights. All I know is that it was black, it wasn't a damn jet, and it was going like 500mph

[Annihilation]

m5 = vtec

[Nismo]

Yes it was a damn jet. Its wings were just sucked in