B's my daddy

[Shawna]

Because I stayed signed in :D

[cactusEG]

pimp or daddy?














































jk girl

[Mr_Mischif]

I'm not. He's her pimp.

[Ed]

owned...

i thought i wsa your daddy though?

[Hulud]

wtf? you fags are back already?

or did you not go YSLBTT?

[Ed]

i did, but i have an online class, so i had to come early. i have a presentation i cant miss. lol

[Nemesis]

Sounds like 9 months from now , IA's gonna have a new hot topic LOL

[Ed]

Sounds like 9 months from now , IA's gonna have a new hot topic LOL

lmao

["B"]

Ownage before BTLFED gets back home and deletes this.

[Ed]

thats not fair. lol

["B"]

ibtl

[Ed]

ibtl

ibnp

["B"]

You are about 8 posts short of in before next page.

lol


Dork

[Ed]

You are about 8 posts short of in before next page.

lol


Dork

oh well...

ibnp ftw!!!

[Shawna]

lol were yall bored last nite?

[Killer]

figures.. b was on while we were eating! lol...


can b say addiction???

[Shawna]

lol i know right lol but shelby's a cute excuse to stay home all day

[Killer]

she was adorable.. that is true... coolest baby ever...

i think we cried more about the coldness than she did! lol...

then there was btlfeds statement "i hate babies... they turn me into a little bitch" lol...

[william_jeff]

lol @ being owned by a home maid brownies taco making bitch lol

[Shawna]

lol i think kelly wants one lol hahaha they do he was over there talking to her more than i was

[Shawna]

lol @ being owned by a home maid brownies taco making bitch lol
hahah he was sitting across from me when he posted it from my phone and i was aware that he was doing it and told him to go for it so :taun:

[william_jeff]

hahah he was sitting across from me when he posted it from my phone and i was aware that he was doing it and told him to go for it so :taun:

tell him to make me my damn brownies, fucking noob:lmfao:

[Killer]

lol i think kelly wants one lol hahaha they do he was over there talking to her more than i was


kelly has wanted one for a long time... but that's not gonna happen until we're married and live together... as opposed to not married and living an hour and a half apart...

[Killer]

i really wish i woulda had time to pick up cookie stuff.. kelly really was gonna bake some...

ya'll know that would've been the funniest thing ever...

[Killer]

hahah he was sitting across from me when he posted it from my phone and i was aware that he was doing it and told him to go for it so :taun:

this is true.... i think he even tried to delete it but it took to long to load so he didn't bother...

[william_jeff]

thats right kelly hasnt baked my thong cookies yet either, whats the deal?

[Shawna]

tell him to make me my damn brownies, fucking noob:lmfao:

how bout you go make ME brownies and stfu :tongue1:



lol i think the guys would have loved her if she did

[Killer]

thats right kelly hasnt baked my thong cookies yet either, whats the deal?


could be that she's been busy baking me cookies.....


(chimes in with pr0n music)..."bao chicca wao wao"

[Killer]

how bout you go make ME brownies and stfu :tongue1:



lol i think the guys would have loved her if she did


how mad were u that matt brought u everything last.. instead of first as promised...

[Shawna]

this is true.... i think he even tried to delete it but it took to long to load so he didn't bother...
lol it doesnt bother me lol i could care less if he posts under my name :cheers:

[Shawna]

lol wtf i was supposed to be first damnit he promised

[william_jeff]

could be that she's been busy baking me cookies.....


(chimes in with pr0n music)..."bao chicca wao wao"

tell her to hurry up chop chop:lmao:

[william_jeff]

how bout you go make ME brownies and stfu :tongue1:



lol i think the guys would have loved her if she did

wtf

you talking back to me now?? o fuck that hahaa

[Shawna]

ill talk back to you all day long

[Killer]

tell her to hurry up chop chop:lmao:


no i don't mind her taking her time... :goodjob:

[william_jeff]

ill talk back to you all day long

o damn, just as long as you dont spit in the brownie mix we will be ok:goodjob:


no i don't mind her taking her time... :goodjob:

forget that i want my cookies nigga

o my bad you white...refer to sig

["B"]

figures.. b was on while we were eating! lol...


can b say addiction???


Addiction.

["B"]

lol @ being owned by a home maid brownies taco making bitch lol


From here on out, you will be now known as B's Bitch.

[Sol-Badguy]

tell him to make me my damn brownies, fucking noob:lmfao:
You just called someone a n00b?

:headslap:

[Shawna]

learn to read youre making ME brownies remember????

["B"]

tell him to make me my damn brownies, fucking noob:lmfao:

Who's the noob?

["B"]

lol wtf i was supposed to be first damnit he promised
"Listen Matt, I'm the chick with the fake boobs. Serve me first."

[Shawna]

lol hahaha it didnt work damnit

[Sol-Badguy]

HAHA!!! Carlton called somebody a n00b!!

[Ed]

teh fucks goin on here.

[Shawna]

hey youre supposed to be taking notes for me PAY ATTENTION

[william_jeff]

From here on out, you will be now known as B's Bitch.

psshh doubt it


learn to read youre making ME brownies remember????

i think that red dye is fucking up your brain cells :lmfao:


Who's the noob?

i'm talking to you B:lmao:

[william_jeff]

HAHA!!! Carlton called somebody a n00b!!

hey motherfucker, its not unusual, ok?

["B"]

psshh doubt it



i think that red dye is fucking up your brain cells :lmfao:



i'm talking to you B:lmao:


lol

Yeah, we have been on pretty much the same amount of time you douchebag.

[Shawna]

i think that red dye is fucking up your brain cells :lmfao:




lol you obviously dont know me :thinking: youre the BITCH remember so should YOU be in the kitchen cooking for ME :doh:

[william_jeff]

lol

Yeah, we have been on pretty much the same amount of time you douchebag.

damn right so let's noob unite and own these fucktards like whoa

["B"]

hey motherfucker, its not unusual, ok?



Do not speak until spoken to, bitch.

["B"]

damn right so let's noob unite and own these fucktards like whoa



That's a great idea.


Um, no. You can be emo all you want, but leave me out of it.

[Ed]

hey youre supposed to be taking notes for me PAY ATTENTION


lol hell no, this class has no notes. its easy i told you.

fuck the wireless sucks, it takes forever to load, i feel like im back on 56k... wait, 56k is faster, make that 28k. lol

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP TOO!!!111!!1!11!!1ONE!!!

[Ed]

oh snap... william_jeff vs B

fight

["B"]

I am on wireless and it is fast as fuck. Rookie.

["B"]

oh snap... william_jeff vs B

fight


No contest, he is going to make me get my E-phonebook out.

[Shawna]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP TOO!!!111!!1!11!!1ONE!!!
hahaha I slept til 10 im usually up before 6am thats pretty good for me :D

[william_jeff]

lol you obviously dont know me :thinking: youre the BITCH remember so should YOU be in the kitchen cooking for ME :doh:


no no no no no

you have me confused with your home maid fucker lol

now i want them brownies damnit, im getting sick of asking for this shit

BlackSiChic and "B" - brownies

Killer and Kelly - thong cookies

hurry the fuck up white people, damn, white people are NEVER on time:lmfao:

[william_jeff]

lol @ B B'n rebellious

do i need to pull out my whip?

[Ed]

No contest, he is going to make me get my E-phonebook out.

e-phonebooks ftmfw!!!

im on campus... the wireless here is worth crap!


hahaha I slept til 10 im usually up before 6am thats pretty good for me :D

i slept until 930, and wanted to sleep more.... i went to sleep so late last night... i wonder why... :thinking:

[Shawna]

once again havent white ppl been your owner for yrs so therefore you should have never left the kitchen in the first place

[Shawna]

nirvana ftl?

[william_jeff]

once again havent white ppl been your owner for yrs so therefore you should have never left the kitchen in the first place

red haired tricklets = black man fucking white woman/white man fucking white woman

so get in that kitchen tricklet and get me my brownies damnit im sick of waiting:lmfao:

[Ed]

nirvana ftl?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

wow

["B"]

I wish a motherfucker would get out his whip.


The only whip you own is a 1978 Ford LTD limited edition

[Shawna]

red haired tricklets = black man fucking white woman/white man fucking white woman

so get in that kitchen tricklet and get me my brownies damnit im sick of waiting:lmfao:


the only thing youre waiting for is me kicking your ass :yes:

[william_jeff]

I wish a motherfucker would get out his whip.


The only whip you own is a 1978 Ford LTD limited edition

1988 Ford LTD limited edition bastard get it right

*pulls out whip in a daring motion*

[Shawna]

lol yes you saw that nirvana ftl

[william_jeff]

the only thing youre waiting for is me kicking your ass :yes:

lol

do it to it then, but i guarantee reprucussions

["B"]

1988 Ford LTD limited edition bastard get it right

*pulls out whip in a daring motion*


Shelby says, "LTDs are for some hos. Now ho, get back to my Daddy's cotton plantation".

[Ed]

lol yes you saw that nirvana ftl

im gonna ban you with my user powers.

["B"]

lol

do it to it then, but i guarantee reprucussions


Yes, you lying on the floor crying and holding your nuts.

[Shawna]

you in the hospital?

["B"]

im gonna ban you with my user powers.


You can't ban her, she is my hot new babysitter.

[Killer]

whoa.. u guys really whored this up...

[william_jeff]

Shelby says, "LTDs are for some hos. Now ho, get back to my Daddy's cotton plantation".

this aint no white simon says you punk bitch

simon says "gtfo"

["B"]

What? Who's a whore?

[william_jeff]

Yes, you lying on the floor crying and holding your nuts.

yea she's kind of rough with the nuts:lmfao:

[william_jeff]

What? Who's a whore?

me, i have syphillis:(

[Shawna]

Shelby says, "LTDs are for some hos. Now ho, get back to my Daddy's cotton plantation".

+1 for shelby :goodjob:

["B"]

this aint no white simon says you punk bitch

simon says "gtfo"


Shelby says, "Yo dizog, reperations happened 200 years ago. Shouldn't you be back in the homeland fighting over scraps of food"?

["B"]

me, i have syphillis:(Don't all slaves?:lmfao:

[william_jeff]

Shelby says, "Yo dizog, reperations happened 200 years ago. Shouldn't you be back in the homeland fighting over scraps of food"?

simon says 'my left nut is dirty and needs to be polished, suck on it and clean it real good'

[william_jeff]

Don't all slaves?:lmfao:

it usually only occurs over man home maids who dont cook the baked goods they were suppose to

[Ed]

You can't ban her, she is my hot new babysitter.

damn...


Don't all slaves?:lmfao:

hahahahahaha damn


no one is whoring this up :D

["B"]

simon says 'my left nut is dirty and needs to be polished, suck on it and clean it real good'



Simon got fucked too hard while he was in prison. Now he thinks all men are gay.

[william_jeff]

Simon got fucked too hard while he was in prison. Now he thinks all men are gay.

but arent you??

didnt you PM me and tell me you were undercover and your girl didnt know?

["B"]

it usually only occurs over man home maids who dont cook the baked goods they were suppose to

Können Sie dass auf Englisch sagen?

["B"]

but arent you??

didnt you PM me and tell me you were undercover and your girl didnt know?


Just another example of one of my hos begging for the dick again.

[william_jeff]

bleh

["B"]

Exactly, now stfu.

[Ed]

b you got aim?

["B"]

YIM

[Ed]

yahoo sucks.

[william_jeff]

x2 AIM for the wind

[Ed]

^ give me yours bitch lol

["B"]

Downloading that ghey ass shit right now.

[william_jeff]

don't nobody want your muthafuckin IM bitch lololol

[Ed]

oh burn

["B"]

SilverStangGA


Will- You mom just came up for air and asked me to tell you to stfu.

[Ed]

what a gay ass screen name...

lol

[william_jeff]

SilverStangGA


Will- You mom just came up for air and asked me to tell you to stfu.

tell her to get back to work then

[william_jeff]

SilverStangGA


Will- You mom just came up for air and asked me to tell you to stfu.

tell her to get back to work then

["B"]

tell her to get back to work then


I forced her back down.

[william_jeff]

thats cool now i can sneak out

probably only for a minute LMAO

["B"]

Um, you aren't at my house. We don't like your kind round hurr.

[william_jeff]

lol only a minute between when she starts and you nut.

so i dont think she likes your kind around hurr

'in a minute' lol

[Shawna]

Awwww u have to get permission from ur mommy when u go out

[william_jeff]

Awwww u have to get permission from ur mommy when u go out

yea she says i can only go out with red headed white girls, so will you come pick me up please?

[Ed]

your kind? damn B got jokes.

[Shawna]

Hmmm I only like blue evos sorry

[Ed]

Hmmm I only like blue evos sorry

good job girl...

[Shawna]

I'd never betray u don't worry

[william_jeff]

Hmmm I only like blue evos sorry

i can paint my teg blue and stick an AWD sticker on it, how about that?

[Ed]

i can paint my teg blue and stick an AWD sticker on it, how about that?

what a ricer.

[william_jeff]

lol i have to try to get what i can

hey pass me that turbo simulator real quick so she can hear the pssshhh

[Shawna]

Amen to that I only like the real thing thanx though

[Ed]

hmmm no... ^ :D

[william_jeff]

Amen to that I only like the real thing thanx though

preach on sister preach on

["B"]

preach on sister preach on


She was talking about your fake ass eletric turbo sound.