April rocks!

[HalfBaked]

On April 1st, I became an uncle!!!

Then like earlier today I talked this girl into leaving her man for me!! She is pretty cool, sucks to be her man tho, she was with him for like 1 year and 4 months or something and his birthday is tomorrow! LOLOL. Oh well! This month has been awesome!

WOOOOOHOOOO.

I hope its going as good for everyone else.

[Elbow]

It will be awesome for me as well when I talk her into leaving you for me ;)

[Killer]

On April 1st, I became an uncle!!!

Then like earlier today I talked this girl into leaving her man for me!! She is pretty cool, sucks to be her man tho, she was with him for like 1 year and 4 months or something and his birthday is tomorrow! LOLOL. Oh well! This month has been awesome!

WOOOOOHOOOO.

I hope its going as good for everyone else.


I'M DIEIN OVER HERE!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Lucky DAWG]

lmao
i'm waiting for the dude to come in here

hes a retard

[The Yousef]

ahahahahahaha...

[Echonova]

On April 1st, I became an uncle!!!

Then like earlier today I talked this girl into leaving her man for me!! She is pretty cool, sucks to be her man tho, she was with him for like 1 year and 4 months or something and his birthday is tomorrow! LOLOL. Oh well! This month has been awesome!

WOOOOOHOOOO.

I hope its going as good for everyone else.

That ain't right.......... so why is it sooooo funny?:lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

Man oh man!

This is awesome, I think this girl is my destiny! And she loves all my friends, she said she hated her exs friends and didn't like him hanging out with them.

But she loves my friends and wants us all to hang out and party all the time now.

[The Yousef]

Man oh man!

This is awesome, I think this girl is my destiny! And she loves all my friends, she said she hated her exs friends and didn't like him hanging out with them.

But she loves my friends and wants us all to hang out and party all the time now.


dude that is amazing that you could get her to leave her douchey boyfriend for you...you two were meant to be honestly....perfect couple.... :goodjob:

[Crazy Asian]

LOLOL!!!!!!

[HalfBaked]

dude that is amazing that you could get her to leave her douchey boyfriend for you...you two were meant to be honestly....perfect couple.... :goodjob:
Yea, I had been fucking her for a while she was with him too.

She said the only way she could get good dick was from me.

[SL33P3R]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[s13slider®]

MAN THIS SHIT IS FUCKED . I NEVER ASKED FOR HATERS. IF YA'LL KNEW WHAT I WAS GOING TROGH RIGHT NOW THIS WOULDNT BE FUNNY TO YOU ALL EITHER . PERSONALLY ITS REALLY FUCKED UP AND OFFENSIVE

[HalfBaked]

Also she doesn't care that my car is broke down! Because she said me not having a car running is better then her having to ride in a piece of shit s13 lol.

[The Yousef]

MAN THIS SHIT IS FUCKED . I NEVER ASKED FOR HATERS. IF YA'LL KNEW WHAT I WAS GOING TROGH RIGHT NOW THIS WOULDNT BE FUNNY TO YOU ALL EITHER . PERSONALLY ITS REALLY FUCKED UP AND OFFENSIVE

dude what are you talking about? can't you be happy for matt? he found a girl of his dreams...granted her ex is a tool...but still...no reason to hate...

[SL33P3R]

dude what are you talking about? can't you be happy for matt? he found a girl of his dreams...granted her ex is a tool...but still...no reason to hate...

matt also became an uncle

[HalfBaked]

MAN THIS SHIT IS FUCKED . I NEVER ASKED FOR HATERS. IF YA'LL KNEW WHAT I WAS GOING TROGH RIGHT NOW THIS WOULDNT BE FUNNY TO YOU ALL EITHER . PERSONALLY ITS REALLY FUCKED UP AND OFFENSIVE
http://www.sondrak.com/archive/wrist-slit.jpg

[s13slider®]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU GUYS . THIS MAY BE JOKE TO YOU , BUT WHEN YOU GET YOUR HEARTS BROKE AND EVERYONE ON HERE IS ALL LIKE IM SORRY CAUSE YOUR RESPECTED AND SHIT IM GONNA LAUGH MY BALLS OFF. JUST CUASE I AM NOT WELL KNOWN OR RESPECTED DOESNT MEAN I DONT HAVE FEELINGS.

[SL33P3R]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU GUYS . THIS MAY BE JOKE TO YOU , BUT WHEN YOU GET YOUR HEARTS BROKE AND EVERYONE ON HERE IS ALL LIKE IM SORRY CAUSE YOUR RESPECTED AND SHIT IM GONNA LAUGH MY BALLS OFF. JUST CUASE I AM NOT WELL KNOWN OR RESPECTED DOESNT MEAN I DONT HAVE FEELINGS.


i know you have feelings, but when halfbaked makes a thread, you almost HAVE to laugh

[HalfBaked]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU GUYS . THIS MAY BE JOKE TO YOU , BUT WHEN YOU GET YOUR HEARTS BROKE AND EVERYONE ON HERE IS ALL LIKE IM SORRY CAUSE YOUR RESPECTED AND SHIT IM GONNA LAUGH MY BALLS OFF. JUST CUASE I AM NOT WELL KNOWN OR RESPECTED DOESNT MEAN I DONT HAVE FEELINGS.
She won't break my heart. She loves me. She already told me.

[s13slider®]

SCREW YOU GUYS ,IM GOING HOME.

[Elbow]

lol

[itsjustdee]

congrats :) yippe do da! good luck with the new chick!

[The Yousef]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU GUYS . THIS MAY BE JOKE TO YOU , BUT WHEN YOU GET YOUR HEARTS BROKE AND EVERYONE ON HERE IS ALL LIKE IM SORRY CAUSE YOUR RESPECTED AND SHIT IM GONNA LAUGH MY BALLS OFF. JUST CUASE I AM NOT WELL KNOWN OR RESPECTED DOESNT MEAN I DONT HAVE FEELINGS.
A: never show your true emotions on this site
B: we don't know you
C: matt's funnay!
D: i'm sexy
E: i'm bored
F: hahahahahhahaah

She won't break my heart. She loves me. She already told me.
i can't believe she put out on the first date dude!!! holy shit!

[HalfBaked]

i can't believe she put out on the first date dude!!! holy shit!


I had been hitting that way before that 1st date...

[s13slider®]

YOU KNOW WHAT HALFBAKED IM NOT AN E-THUG BUT YOU WANNA JOKE ASBOUT MY UNCLE DYING THEN WHY DONT YOU MEET ME SOMEWHERE AND SAY THAT SHIT FACE TO FACE ???? THAT SHIT REALLY PISSES ME OFF LOSING A LOVED IS HARD LOSING A LOVED ONE TO DEATH IS EVEN HARDER.

[The Yousef]

i thought you were going home?

[thinkfast®]

WHATTA SKANK WHORE!

DOES SHE GET DOWN W/ MEXICANS

[HalfBaked]

YOU KNOW WHAT HALFBAKED IM NOT AN E-THUG BUT YOU WANNA JOKE ASBOUT MY UNCLE DYING THEN WHY DONT YOU MEET ME SOMEWHERE AND SAY THAT SHIT FACE TO FACE ???? THAT SHIT REALLY PISSES ME OFF LOSING A LOVED IS HARD LOSING A LOVED ONE TO DEATH IS EVEN HARDER.
Dude, calm down.

Seriously, you're typing in big boy letters. I'm not joking about your uncle dying that sucks man I've had uncles die before. Thousands of them actually. I have a large family.

And well I just think you should be happy for me that now I get to be an uncle. Maybe soon I can become a daddy...



Brb, gonna go beat the brakes off this bitch.

[HalfBaked]

WHATTA SKANK WHORE!

DOES SHE GET DOWN W/ MEXICANS
Hell yea.

She was telling me about how her dream was to hook up with a black white and mexican at same time.

I figured you and mark are down.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

this month will be good if i could get my fucking car back it's almost been a whole year.

[itsjustdee]

Yea, I had been fucking her for a while she was with him too.

She said the only way she could get good dick was from me.

just remember though, karma's a bitch. :yes:

[The Yousef]

Hell yea.

She was telling me about how her dream was to hook up with a black white and mexican at same time.

I figured you and mark are down.

how about indian?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Hell yea.

She was telling me about how her dream was to hook up with a black white and mexican at same time.

I figured you and mark are down.

I'm down for whatever son, you know i don't discriminate.

[The Yousef]

this month will be good if i could get my fucking car back it's almost been a whole year.

you won't... :lmao:

[s13slider®]

WHERE YOU AT BITCH ? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEEN TROUGH , WHO I AM , OR WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF. IF YOU AINT SCARED GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS. OR QUIT TALKIN SHIT AND APOLAGIZE.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

just remember though, karma's a bitch. :yes:

she left her man for matt, I don't see any wrong doing in what matt is doing.

Hate the game, not the player.

[itsjustdee]

hey halfbaked, i didnt know that you knew carla! i saw you on her friends list.

[HalfBaked]

how about indian?
No.

She strictly said no indians.

She said this one time she was in Alpharetta at a Kaufman tire and some Indian working dude kept staring at her awkwardly. His eyes and goatee she said just really were disturbing looking.

[HalfBaked]

hey halfbaked, i didnt know that you knew carla! i saw you on her friends list.
Carla who?

[itsjustdee]

she left her man for matt, I don't see any wrong doing in what matt is doing.

Hate the game, not the player.

mark, whats been up your ass lately? you've got a problem? seriously.

[s13slider®]

AKEIGHT BITCH NOW YOU USED MNY UNCLES NAME GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS YOU FUCKJING BITCH ASS PUSSY ...... I BET YOU WONT ......PUNK

[thinkfast®]

GAME RECOGNIZE GAME

I GOTTA FAT MAYO JAR IN MY PANTS WHATS UP W/ THAT HOODRAT

HANDCUFFS IS OFF SON!! LOL

[PhAtBoYMr2]

mark, whats been up your ass lately? you've got a problem? seriously.

dee you wanna fight me?

lets go

[itsjustdee]

Carla who?

carla schwinne (sp?)

[The Yousef]

No.

She strictly said no indians.

She said this one time she was in Alpharetta at a Kaufman tire and some Indian working dude kept staring at her awkwardly. His eyes and goatee she said just really were disturbing looking.

good thing i don't have a goatee....that would be awkward...

[HalfBaked]

carla schwinne (sp?)
Yea...

We all know her. How you know her?

[itsjustdee]

i used to go to her apt a lot and we used to club together. i haven't seen her since last year when we all went to tongue and groove.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Tongue and groove, i always thought that was a strip club because of the name.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Matt you down for beerfest on saturday?

[HalfBaked]

Matt you down for beerfest on saturday?
Im working on the se-r hopefully all day.

[HalfBaked]

i used to go to her apt a lot and we used to club together. i haven't seen her since last year when we all went to tongue and groove.
Her APT in kennesaw? The one she lived at with Leah?

[thinkfast®]

WORK ON DEEZ NUTS MAN

MARK ARE WE GONNA DO THE EIFFEL TOWER ON THIS BROAD OR WHAT

[itsjustdee]

Her APT in kennesaw? The one she lived at with Leah?

yeah, i never saw her roommate though. :thinking:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Im working on the se-r hopefully all day.

what are yall doing for 420

[PhAtBoYMr2]

WORK ON DEEZ NUTS MAN

MARK ARE WE GONNA DO THE EIFFEL TOWER ON THIS BROAD OR WHAT

Man i thought you knew me better than that son

You ain't even gotta ask.....Do the heisman on that hoe.

[HalfBaked]

Craziness haha. Yea, Carla is fun to hang out with.

[HalfBaked]

what are yall doing for 420
I gotta fucking work 5-close. Which blows goatass. But oh well, gotta make money somehow. And I fucking hate waiting on kids who are stoned.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I gotta fucking work 5-close. Which blows goatass. But oh well, gotta make money somehow. And I fucking hate waiting on kids who are stoned.

Damn son the man got you in his trap

[itsjustdee]

dee you wanna fight me?

lets go

lets go bitch. you know damn well i'll take you. dirty ass haitian.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

lets go bitch. you know damn well i'll take you. dirty ass haitian.

I thought you loved me? :thinking:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

after everything we have been through......

[thinkfast®]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7269/35301997wv4.jpg

[The Yousef]

lets go bitch. you know damn well i'll take you. dirty ass haitian.

hey me and mark will both take you!!! :boxing:

[itsjustdee]

hey me and mark will both take you!!! :boxing:

:tongue1:

do you want an ass whooping too?!

[The Yousef]

:tongue1:

do you want an ass whooping too?!

BRING IT

[PhAtBoYMr2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/shutyoass2_2.gif

[itsjustdee]

Craziness haha. Yea, Carla is fun to hang out with.

Yeah I love her. She's so fun. You should ask her about the "Diamond Dave's" lingerie show. LOL

[itsjustdee]

BRING IT

I will bitch. Lets go. Meet me here NOW bitch! :taun:

[The Yousef]

I will bitch. Lets go. Meet me here NOW bitch! :taun:
:no:
you meet me here!

[SpeedMonkey]

this is bullshit, matt has been in love with me for like a year. he tries to steal my boxers and used condoms.

matt took no girl from anyone.

[hydroshutter]

Oh man, the shit I miss on here on the commute home from work.

Reps to HalfBaked:

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[rolling_trip]

lol, i have friends that like to go after girls with boyfriends. Funny how they are always surprised when the girls cheat on them and dump their ass. Karma has a mean left hook.

["B"]

SCREW YOU GUYS ,IM GOING HOME.



lmfao:lmfao:

[chrisdavis]

Man I feel a little bit bad for the other dude, but seriously.....


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: This is funny as hell

[Z32redondo]

Gonna suck when you find out she been hittin some other guy tellin him his dick is the best ever, then plays that game with him while you get dropped off...but until then I guess have fun.

[Hundo®]

it'd be much better if ricky showed his bitch ass up last night and taken his beating like the girl scout he is.

[thinkfast®]

CMON QUEER WHO ARE YOU? IM SUPPOSED TO BEAT YOUR SCRAWNY 120 LB ASS IN A PARKING LOT FOR FUN? WHO ARE YOU?? LOLOL WHATTA FUCKIN JOKE

[Crazy Asian]

Just get rid of him think...its gettin kind of annoying.

[thinkfast®]

I KNOW.. HE REALLY THINKS HES GOT A CHANCE AGAINST A 6'1 235 LB MEXICAN WHO DOESNT FIGHT FAIR

CMON BRO LOLOL

[Z32redondo]

LOL funny sig

[Hundo®]

IM A DOUCHE

[thinkfast®]

IM A DOUCHE

YEA YOU GOTTA POINT THERE KSPUNK.. +1 WHEN I CAN

[Hundo®]

YEA YOU GOTTA POINT THERE KSPUNK.. +1 WHEN I CAN


lololol, you're a bigger bitch than i give you credit for.

[thinkfast®]

lololol, I think you have awesome genitals, they swing like a true Aztec warrior

DESPITE WHAT YOUR MOTHER HAS TOLD YOU, THAT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE REPEATED OUT LOUD, ESP IN A PUBLIC PLACE