Yo Mama

[Rican219]

yo momma is sooooooooooooooo dumb she sat for hours starin at a juice carton just cos it sed ''CONCENTRATE''

[drupason]

ha

[Rican219]

Yo mama soooo dumb she climbed over the invisible wall to see what was on the other side

Let's see what we have out there for cut downs.............

[B16a2 Civic]

Yo MOmma so Dark, when she touch herself, its black on black crime

[Rican219]

Yo momma so fat when they cut her toenails they use them as shovels

[Spyder]

you momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

[Spyder]

yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

[Rican219]

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO KFC A GUY SAID WHAT KIND OF BUCKET YOU WANT, SHE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF-TOP

[Spyder]

yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

[Rican219]

yo mama is so fat when she wore a x games jacket a helicopter landed on her

[flysi00]

lol this is funny

[Rican219]

yo mama is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO dum that she got fired from the m''m''s factory for throwing away all of the W''s

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama lips are so big, chapstick had to make a spray

[Spyder]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

[Spyder]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

[5thgcelica]

lol you guys are retarded yet entertaining!

[Spyder]

lol you guys are retarded yet entertaining!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

[Rican219]

yo mamas so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the sofa

[Rican219]

yo mama is so fat every time she walks in front of the t.v i miss 3 episodes

[Rican219]

yo mama so fat that when she wore a red dress with a smily face when she took you to school everyone screamed koolaid guy!

[Spyder]

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

[Spyder]

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

[Rican219]

Yo mamma is so stupid that while she was ironing the phone rang and picked up the iron and heard psssssssss and she said i cant hear u!

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama ass is so big, she got more crack than Colombia and Harlem combined

[collins]

*smacks forehead*

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama is teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down

[SLOWR/T]

yo mamma is so fat her belt size is equator

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama so stupid, she though Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday

[Rican219]

Yo mamma is so old her dreams are in black and white.

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama so black, when she sits in the bathtub. she makes coffee

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama so fat, she uses a bed mattress for a maxi-pad

[Rican219]

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork just to save milk

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama teeth so fucked up, looks like her tongue is in jail

[Rican219]

Yo moma''s so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phone company.

[Rican219]

LOL Haven't heard the one about the Tounge

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey

[Rican219]

Yo mamas so fat she needs a bommerang to put her belt on!!!!

[DeutscheBAG!]

Yo moma''s so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phone company.

LOL..havent heard that one yet

back on topic, Yo mama so fat, whenever she lies on the beach, a guy name Raul sticks a flag in her ass and claims her in the name of Spain

[Rican219]

Yo mama''s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

[Spyder]

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama got no legs talking about how she running thangs

[Rican219]

Yo mama''s so ugly, she scares away blind children.

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama so stupid, she stole a car and kept up payments

[B16a2 Civic]

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

:lmao:

[Spyder]

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

[Rican219]

Yo mama''s so fat, she stood on a scale and it said, "TO BE CONTINUED!"

[DeutscheBAG!]

old one
Mama is so fat, when she puts on a red shirt, all the kids scream" HEY, KOOL-AID!!!

[Rican219]

Yo momma''s so fat she jumped into the sea and started the tsunami

[Spyder]

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

[Rican219]

old one
Mama is so fat, when she puts on a red shirt, all the kids scream" HEY, KOOL-AID!!!

REDISS I already used it

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama so stupid, she went to see Dr.Dre for a pap smear

[Spyder]

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

[DeutscheBAG!]

REDISS I already used it
\my mistake
Points awarded to Rican219

[DeutscheBAG!]

yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

[Spyder]

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

[Rican219]

Yo mama so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"

[DeutscheBAG!]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

[Spyder]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

[DeutscheBAG!]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

[Rican219]

Yo mama so fat that she can use Hwy 985 as a slip and slide.

[Spyder]

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

[DeutscheBAG!]

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

[DeutscheBAG!]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

[Rican219]

Yo Mama so stupidwhen she was on her way to an airport, and saw a sign sayin "airport left", she turned round and went home.

[Spyder]

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

[B16a2 Civic]

Yo momma so old, she got a class photo with her and jesus

[Rican219]

Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

[Spyder]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

[Spyder]

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[Rican219]

Yo mama so ugly that when she stuck her head outside of her window she was arrested for mooning

[B16a2 Civic]

yo momma so poor her son said this:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
i'll call her when my minutes are free

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

[RandomGuy]

your mom got one eye, one leg, they call the bitch IHOP

[Spyder]

old one:
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

[Spyder]

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind

[RandomGuy]

Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens

[Spyder]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

[RandomGuy]

Yo momma house so small I walked in the front door and out the back door at the same time.

[RandomGuy]

Your momma glasses so thick that she can see the people on the map.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

[AtifSajid]

You momma bootie so big that when she scratched her neck it smell like doo-doo.

[AtifSajid]

yo momma ass so big that she sat on a curb and made a driveway.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton or Better yet a MILK TRUCK

[AtifSajid]

yo mama teeth so yellow that she just takes the toast and rubs it on her teeth for butta..

[AtifSajid]

Yo momma so fat that..that..that...she fell down and couldnt get up...

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String

[AtifSajid]

White dude joke:

Your mother is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror it cracked.

[Rican219]

Yo momma so fat that..that..that...she fell down and couldnt get up...

OOOO I think you got me!!!........................

[AtifSajid]

Yo momma so fat that she kept on making fat jokes to get her post count up.

[AtifSajid]

OOOO I think you got me!!!........................


Yes...I won!!

[Rican219]

LOL Wish others would jump in they gave up.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

[silver]

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

[Rican219]

LOL That was good

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8

[AtifSajid]

Yo mama so black that she jumped out of airplane and it was night for 10 minutes.

[simplyblurredmrT]

Yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck!

[AtifSajid]

Yo mama teef so messed up that the dentist put a fence in a her mouth to make them suckas straight..

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

[simplyblurredmrT]

Yo mama house so small she ordered a large pizza had to eat it outside!

[AtifSajid]

yo mama hair so nappy that they invented a new hairstyle called Kudzu...

[simplyblurredmrT]

Yo mama so fat she goes out in heels and comes back in flip flops!

[bicsintegra]

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

[simplyblurredmrT]

Yo mama so fat the phone company gave her and area code!

[AtifSajid]

Yo momma so hairy that when she went to the zoo, they locked her ass up with the water buffalo's.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

[AtifSajid]

You momma so hairy that at you family reunion she went over the pond and all her family said aww look at that water buffalo drinking water...

[simplyblurredmrT]

Yo mama so fat I had to roll over twice just to get off the bitch!

[AtifSajid]

Damn you guys got me wasting me time..I need to be working..but this shit is to funny...

Yo momma so fat that she tried counting to 10 on her fingers and couldnt find all 10.

[simplyblurredmrT]

You mama so dumb she couldn't count to twenty with bare feet!

[bicsintegra]

yo mama so stupid she had you!

[AtifSajid]

yo momma so fat and you daddy so fat that when they fuck, that shit is like 2 sperm whales going at it..

[Rican219]

Your mama so ugly when she was born your Grand Daddy Slapped the doctor.

[AtifSajid]

yo momma so fat that she sat on some coals and made diamonds..

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.

[AtifSajid]

your momma so ugly that whe she was born the the doctor shot himself..

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

I think I'm finally running low on them

[AtifSajid]

yo momma so fat that her favorite movie is The clumps..

[Rican219]

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What ya'll eating? I'll try it!"

[RandomGuy]

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

[JayKnight]

Yo mamma so fat she has to carry Pesos in one pocket and Yen in the other.
Yo mamma so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each time zone.
Yo mamma so fat on her way to Wal-mart she tripped over K-mart and landed right on Target.

Yo mamma teeth so yellow, she got hired at the movie theater asking "you want butter on your popcorn?"

Yo mamma feet so big, she has to use 18 wheelers for roller skates.
Yo mamma so fat, she has to use epeletics having a siezure for a vibrator.
Yo mamma house so small, the welcome matt just says "WELL"
Yo mamma went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup.
Yo mamma so fat, she leaves stretch marks on spandex.
yo mamma pussy so nasty, she got more crabs than a seafood buffet.
Yo mamma pussy so big, she has to carry her diaphram in a pizza box.
Yo mamma so stupid, she got a 4 door Yugo and called it a WEGO.

[Brett]

Your mommas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter

[Tracy]

Yo mama has playdo teeth :D

[B16a2 Civic]

Yo mama has playdo teeth :D


LMAO.

[Tracy]

LMAO.


No for real! I learned that one from the Pharsyde. Ya'll ever heard that song? Yo mama?

ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet





LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tracy]

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

[Tracy]

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

[RandomGuy]

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[snatch]

your mama is so old her social security number is 6.

[RandomGuy]

your mama is so old her social security number is 6.
wtf its supposed to be 1

[NzProjeKt]

your momma so old...when i told her to act her own age she died...

[BOOSTEDeg]

Hey Atif, Arab dude joke......
Your mother is so ugly when she smiles her face hurts

[BOOSTEDeg]

your mother's so ugly the tears run down the back of her head

[Rican219]

This thread has been Fun! LMAO

[JayKnight]

Yo mamma so fat...every time she farts the National Weather Service has to give it a name !!!

[dwnsthGABOY]

yo mama lips are so big, chapstick had to make a spray


Damn. LOL

[dwnsthGABOY]

your momma so old...when i told her to act her own age she died...

Bwahahahahaha!!!

[99ITRGIRL]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ahmonrah]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000006C7B.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpgTRACY!!! THE PHARCYDE IS STILL THE SHIAT!!!1