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Kelly
04-18-2007, 08:51 AM
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and said, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"
"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock...


:lmao: If it's a repost, i'm sorry.....

william_jeff
04-18-2007, 08:53 AM
this is quite a joke..

Killer
04-18-2007, 08:59 AM
u would have a joke about a dr smith....

william_jeff
04-18-2007, 09:01 AM
so racist i may say

"B"
04-18-2007, 09:02 AM
u would have a joke about a dr smith....


Does she make you say the hickory dickory dock one?:lmfao:

william_jeff
04-18-2007, 09:03 AM
o shit doc

Sol-Badguy
04-18-2007, 09:08 AM
:blah:

Brett
04-18-2007, 09:09 AM
:lmfao:

Kelly
04-18-2007, 09:15 AM
so racist i may say

:thinking:

william_jeff
04-18-2007, 09:16 AM
:thinking:

its ok im racist too

Killer
04-18-2007, 09:16 AM
Does she make you say the hickory dickory dock one?:lmfao:

yes while she's chanting scooby dooby doobies..... lol...

B16a2 Civic
04-18-2007, 09:21 AM
White people.....
i never have to wish for anything bigger
*crowd *oooooooooooooooooooooo

BuBBa DRiFT
04-18-2007, 10:24 AM
its ok Killer, your both white. its understanable.

Killer
04-18-2007, 10:28 AM
its ok Killer, your both white. its understanable.

sarcasm buddy.. learn it :goodjob:

"B"
04-18-2007, 10:32 AM
White people.....
i never have to wish for anything bigger
*crowd *oooooooooooooooooooooo

Not all white people. I didn't have to ask for anythign either. I may have a 2 inch dick, but at least it's mine damnit.:lmfao:

Elbow
04-18-2007, 01:50 PM
I laughed lol

Shawna
04-18-2007, 01:53 PM
lol if only it were that easy!

BiH1320
04-18-2007, 01:54 PM
lmfaaaooo