Night on the town*Rant*

[Echonova]

I took my lovely wife out on the town tonight. After seeing a play she wanted to grab some dinner and a drink. I being a loving husband offered to be the DD. Since she hadn't drank in over 3 years, can't drive a stick shift and we were in my car. Eight hurricanes later, we leave. While I'm paying the bill my wife goes to the car, and proceeds to sit on the hood/passenger fender. As I'm walking out she hops off, losses her balance and falls back into the fender again. No biggie. I start to open her door for her and the door hangs up on the fender, I say "wait a second honey" she says "why" and jerks the door open.:screwy: Between that and having to pull over twice for her to vomit, :no: I can now stick my entire hand in the gap between my door and my uber-JDM Silvia front end. My lovely wife probably won't remember a thing. Hopefully she won't drink for another 3 years 'cause tonight just cost me a lot beyond the $250 I shelled out for dinner, the play, and her alcohol.

[IndianStig]

pics of car and damage?

dump her

oh yea, pics of wife too

ahaha, jk.


seriously that sucks, any pics of your car so we can see what she messed up??

[collins]

one of my buddies is a damn good divorce lawyer...

[Lucky DAWG]

time to get rid of her...
i know some good assasins

[Echonova]

Not really, black car at night = not good pics. However here is a before.....

[Marta Mike]

PWNED!!!

[collins]

ah, good call... assysins are cheaper...

[Echonova]

one of my buddies is a damn good divorce lawyer...

Nah, it's just a car. Plus she can cook like no other. On the other hand..... I used to be skinny......

[Lucky DAWG]

Nah, it's just a car. Plus she can cook like no other. On the other hand..... I used to be skinny......

why the hell do you need to be skinny when you are married?
the mating process is over


you can breathe now, let the gut fall out

[Echonova]

why the hell do you need to be skinny when you are married?
the mating process is over


you can breathe now, let the gut fall out

I did, that's the problem.

[IndianStig]

Check PM Marta Mike!

That sucks echonova, that was a nice car!

[collins]

Nah, it's just a car. Plus she can cook like no other. On the other hand..... I used to be skinny...... lol hey man, i tried.

[Lucky DAWG]

I did, that's the problem.

well hey you're gettin sex on a regular basis so it don't matter
have you gotten to the stage where you can use your stomach fat to roll over and crush a beer can sitting on your stomach?

[IndianStig]

lol hey man, i tried.

nice car collins.

and echonova, tell her to cook some of us nice guys on IA some wings for saying such high praises of her. hahahaha

[Echonova]

well hey you're gettin sex on a regular basis so it don't matter
have you gotten to the stage where you can use your stomach fat to roll over and crush a beer can sitting on your stomach?

Hahahahaha... not yet....


nice car collins.

and echonova, tell her to cook some of us nice guys on IA some wings for saying such high praises of her. hahahaha

My lil' Mexican can cook ANYTHING. Asian, Middle-eastern, Italian, German, and Mexican (of course), whatever.. You guys want wings; I'll have her whip up a batch that will make you regret ever eating in a restaurant.