Think I'll wake up tonight with a vigil outside my door?

[quickdodge®]

A couple of those Jehovah Witnesses just came to the door a second ago and I already had a plan for them. I had already seen them walking down the street so I had a chance to get ready. I cleared the living room floor and set 5 candles on the floor with electric tape connecting them forming a pentagram and had a Ouija board opened up in the middle of it. When they came to the door, I answered it and invited them in. You could sense the eagerness as they have probably been told 100 times today "not interested." They walked into the living room and immediately stepped back and said that they couldn't stay because they had a bunch more houses to go to. Lolol. Imma wake up tonight with a 100 Witnesses outside my house all praying and shit. Wished I would have thought about it, I would have taken a picture of the set up. Later, QD.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodge® again.

[Tracy]

ahahaha

[AtifSajid]

damn man you didnt take pics...that shit would have been hilarious...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

that is great!!!

[Rican219]

Yes and had a live chicken in one hand and a knife in the other saying "Youguys are just in time" LIRL

[quickdodge®]

Rican, I didn't think your post was funny the first time. Why would I have lolol-ed the second? Later, QD.

[Elbow]

LOL

[Mr_Mischif]

:ttiwwp:

Even though you don't have any.

[Rican219]

Rican, I didn't think your post was funny the first time. Why would I have lolol-ed the second? Later, QD.

My Bad **runs away**

[Jecht]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[The Ninja]

Thats pretty funny. Haha.

[Benefit]

lmao

[Ed]

*takes notes*

[Frög]

lolol..

[quickdodge®]

No one yet. I'll make sure and get pics next time. If there is. I should find some Jehovah forums online and see if there is a HUGE thread about me on there. Later, QD.

[Lizbiz101]

I should find some Jehovah forums online and see if there is a HUGE thread about me on there. Later, QD.

Your not THAT special.....but that was pretty funny:goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

Your not THAT special.....but that was pretty funny:goodjob:

You know how special I am. You found out last night. Later, QD.

[Lizbiz101]

haha

[Goinfasterthanu]

A couple of those Jehovah Witnesses just came to the door a second ago and I already had a plan for them. I had already seen them walking down the street so I had a chance to get ready. I cleared the living room floor and set 5 candles on the floor with electric tape connecting them forming a pentagram and had a Ouija board opened up in the middle of it. When they came to the door, I answered it and invited them in. You could sense the eagerness as they have probably been told 100 times today "not interested." They walked into the living room and immediately stepped back and said that they couldn't stay because they had a bunch more houses to go to. Lolol. Imma wake up tonight with a 100 Witnesses outside my house all praying and shit. Wished I would have thought about it, I would have taken a picture of the set up. Later, QD.


+1 i hate those guys!!

[osnap]

hahaha classic

[Annihilation]

i call BS on that without pics

[00CelicaGT]

when i lived in miami my dog attacked a jehovah witness guy. lol it wasn't funny at the time but now that i think about it now it's funny as hell LIRL:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

the messed up thing was the guy tryed to sue us but we had a fenced in yard wit no solicitation signs. told the judge he didn't see any sign, the sigh was about 10" x 10" in orane and black wat a dumb ass lol.

[quickdodge®]

i call BS on that without pics

You post that as if I cared. I'm not a noob that you guys don't know trying to come on here and impress you guys. Later, QD.

[§treet_§peed]

LOLS!

[deathrex]

hahah thats just too damn good +1 for u