Question...advice...short story

[Jencls22]

..

[CHADbee]

lol @ asking advice from IA

good luck girl...

[CSquared]

revenge sex... I'm available all weekend.

/thread

[EvasiveEF9]

You're cute. Move on. If he's gonna lie to you, what's he worth?

[The Yousef]

this is going to get interesting... :)

~shoots chad and uses his decomposing corpse as a stool...then proceeds to grab popcorn~

[Jencls22]

Haha. Well I kinda figured with mostly all guys that I wouldn't get "advice" but I mainly wanted to vent, and I also wanted to make sure that I wasn't just being paranoid.

[Echonova]

So...let me know what you guys think this sounds like:

1. We are having a house party with 3 other couples and someone's little sister (her 18th birthday)
2. At about 4AM everyone gets tired, everyone wants to leave.
3. Everyone gets packed up.....and the little sister needs carried to the car by the guys because she was beyond wasted (Im talking puke in her hair, she was gross.
4. My boyfriend decides to help, and says "I'll be right back in 2 minutes after I help them."
5. NOON THE NEXT DAY he comes home after a whole night of not answering phone calls and his friends not answering phone calls.
6. I ask where he was he replies "I was with everyone." Let me remind you that the whole reason everyone left was because they were tired of drinking and needed sleep. So why they still wanted to party, I will never know.
7. I found a text message the next day from his friend (that I called after I realized he wasnt coming home) saying "Umm, Jenna just called me and wants to know where you are, what should I say?"


So long story short, SHADY! What do you think?

He cheated, end of story. The king is correct, revenge sex is in order.

[CHADbee]

this is going to get interesting... :)

~shoots chad and uses his decomposing corpse as a stool...then proceeds to grab popcorn~
*chad still lives and precedes to rip yousefs testicles off and through them at jenna*

[CHADbee]

Haha. Well I kinda figured with mostly all guys that I wouldn't get "advice" but I mainly wanted to vent, and I also wanted to make sure that I wasn't just being paranoid.
the girl was drunk and 18, i would have done her too.

but i would have got it on tape and posted it here.

[Jencls22]

Yeah, I figured. It sucks. Oh well, move on I guess.

[The Yousef]

*chad still lives and precedes to rip yousefs testicles off and through them at jenna*

don't you mean ''throw'' not ''through'' you non power window having bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell?





























i wuv u

[Echonova]

the girl was drunk and 18, i would have done her too.

but i would have got it on tape and posted it here.
X2

[EvasiveEF9]

I wouldn't neccessarily say he cheated, but it's definitly sketch.

1. He lied, flat out.
2. He avoided you, flat out.
3. He had his buddies avoid you for whatever reason...
4. Whether he cheated or not, he avoided you for some reason.
5. If he didn't cheat, why didn't he answer?
6. Clearly his phone was in working operation and he knew you were trying to reach him.

Those aren't neccesarily in order, but definitly justification for a discussion, and maybe splitting if he can't be loyal.

[CHADbee]

don't you mean ''throw'' not ''through'' you non power window having bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell?





























i wuv u

do u have power windows in the rear? do u bitch face? huh? ok then STFU/GTFO/DIAF/ECT

















































i hate u bunches

[Jencls22]

Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?

[Vteckidd]

i hear the best way for a woman to get over a cheating partner is to have wild promiscuous sex and take a nut shot to the eye.

i know i saw that on Opra

[Hulud]

my shoe size is 12....

shoot me a pm

[Vteckidd]

Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?
cause they suck a mean dick, and have no shame, i mean , who else is gonna fuck them?

[CHADbee]

Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?
was he drunk?

[CHADbee]

i hear the best way for a woman to get over a cheating partner is to have wild promiscuous sex and take a nut shot to the eye.

i know i saw that on Opra
she allso said something about donkey punchs on that show right?

[Jencls22]

I wouldn't neccessarily say he cheated, but it's definitly sketch.

1. He lied, flat out.
2. He avoided you, flat out.
3. He had his buddies avoid you for whatever reason...
4. Whether he cheated or not, he avoided you for some reason.
5. If he didn't cheat, why didn't he answer?
6. Clearly his phone was in working operation and he knew you were trying to reach him.

Those aren't neccesarily in order, but definitly justification for a discussion, and maybe splitting if he can't be loyal.

You are correct. But with his track record, he probably cheated. With a puke-infested fat chick, but hey whatever floats his boat.

[The Yousef]

do u have power windows in the rear? do u bitch face? huh? ok then STFU/GTFO/DIAF/ECT

















































i hate u bunches

but i don't drive a sedan you honkey donkey loving hillbilly penis admirer!!

:lmfao:

and no you don't hate me...

[The Yousef]

You are correct. But with his track record, he probably cheated. With a puke-infested fat chick, but hey whatever floats his boat.

aahahahahahahha you got pw3nd for a puke infested fat chick... :lmfao: :lmao:


ahahhahahahhaha...

[CHADbee]

lol @ the yousefer

[Lizbiz101]

Geeze that is sooooo wrong, in so many ways. I would be pissed as hell. I would let him know I was pissed as hell. No sex for him at all!!!! What the heck! how long have ya'll been dating??

[CHADbee]

are u sure that was puke in her hair?

[Hulud]

aahahahahahahha you got pw3nd for a puke infested fat chick... :lmfao: :lmao:


ahahhahahahhaha...
seriously

[Jencls22]

aahahahahahahha you got pw3nd for a puke infested fat chick... :lmfao: :lmao:


ahahhahahahhaha...

Thanks. =( I feel much better now.

And he was pretty tipsy, but not fully drunk.

[Hulud]

Thanks. =( I feel much better now.

And he was pretty tipsy, but not fully drunk.
stop making excuses for him

he obviously just wanted more cushion for the pushin

[Julio]

I suggest you call or PM Yousef.. .. He has the longest Indian man string you will ever play with. He sits at 3 inches.. According to Indian sources he has the indian record..

A weekend for you to remember....

look him up.

[Jencls22]

Geeze that is sooooo wrong, in so many ways. I would be pissed as hell. I would let him know I was pissed as hell. No sex for him at all!!!! What the heck! how long have ya'll been dating??

Well weve been together for almost 5 years....and we've lived together for about 2 years.

[Echonova]

my shoe size is 12....

shoot me a pm

My size is 14 double wide.. and my wife is down......... Shoot ME a PM.


Hahahahhaahaha......... C-BLOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:goodjob:

[Jecht]

don't you mean ''throw'' not ''through'' you non power window having bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell?

I find it hilarious that the power windows thing is still being used. :lmfao:

[The Yousef]

Thanks. =( I feel much better now.

And he was pretty tipsy, but not fully drunk.

and how is that better for you? atleast if he was fully drunk then it MAYBE acceptable...but if he was tipsy...then he decided bone a fat puking chick..thats fucking funny... :lmao:

[Hulud]

My size is 14 double wide.. and my wife is down......... Shoot ME a PM.


Hahahahhaahaha......... C-BLOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:goodjob:
yea but you live in NC so it aint worth it, that why she will settle for me motherfucker! lol

[Echonova]

Fat chicks are easy........ and they'll do ANYTHING!!!!! Which is good...... sort of... kinda.

[Jencls22]

Oh I'm definitely not making excuses....he doesn't deserve any excuse for the way he treats me at all.

[Hulud]

I suggest you call or PM Yousef.. .. He has the longest Indian man string you will ever play with. He sits at 3 inches.. According to Indian sources he has the indian record..

A weekend for you to remember....

look him up.
yousef just got










































BURNED!

[Leadfoot_mf]

Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?
because no one would believe they had sex with the fat chick.
its kinda like double safe sex. :goodjob:

[mocha latte cupcake]

wow so since i just joined this your dude is a tool

yousef likes man wang so don't waste your time

chad is fast

and i'm just here to join the fun but yeah, sorry your guys a tool babe.

[MongolPup]

lol @
- SRT4's back windows.
- "If we don't fuck ugly bitches who will"
- "bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell"
- Indian record.

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lol I love that.....count them up fools.

[CHADbee]

LOL @ the fat chick that got boned

[Echonova]

N.C.?????????? Hell no...... Walton Co. FTW!!!!!!!!!!! I was working in N.C. last week, but now I'm large and in charge...... mostly just large though:(

[Hulud]

Oh I'm definitely not making excuses....he doesn't deserve any excuse for the way he treats me at all.
well what are you waiting for? pm me LOL

[Leadfoot_mf]

hey how about some nakid pics..............










































































not of the fat chick but of you.

[CHADbee]

lol @
- SRT4's back windows.
- "If we don't fuck ugly bitches who will"
- "bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell"
- Indian record.
damn good LOL @ BTLfed notes

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol gross, and fat girls are easy, maybe he doesn't like you anymore, guys cheat for availability, or he's just bored with you

[Hulud]

N.C.?????????? Hell no...... Walton Co. FTW!!!!!!!!!!! I was working in N.C. last week, but now I'm large and in charge...... mostly just large though:(
o ok gotcha

[Lizbiz101]

WOW that's a long damn time!!! You can't just leave him like that then. He should tell you where he was!! that's just not right at all!!!! I guess he is comfortable and thinks he can just do whatever he wants, that's not how it goes. Hopefully nothing bad happened, but I'd def. let him know how I was feeling ASAP. You should know his patterns tho, so just think about what he would do.

[The Yousef]

I suggest you call or PM Yousef.. .. He has the longest Indian man string you will ever play with. He sits at 3 inches.. According to Indian sources he has the indian record..

A weekend for you to remember....

look him up.

i fucking hate you... :lmao:

[Jencls22]

Fat chicks are easy........ and they'll do ANYTHING!!!!! Which is good...... sort of... kinda.

Ok, not saying shes like a size 18, but shes chunky with a man face, haha.

But yeah, they will do anything because they dont know when the next opportunity will come around.

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol yousef has teh small wee wee lol bwhahahahah! camel fucker! lol and yes, i say leave him, once a cheater and tool always a cheater and tool.... sorry babe, some guys just don't have what it takes to be good

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahaha man face lol, too many of those running around with open legs.... :gross..... i just made myself sick

[Leadfoot_mf]

:ttiwwp:

[CHADbee]

Ok, not saying shes like a size 18, but shes chunky with a man face, haha.

But yeah, they will do anything because they dont know when the next opportunity will come around.
some guys get bored easy. and after 5 years that might be the case.

ugly fat pussy is still different pussy if u are bored. and if he had sex with a fat puke cover girl then there no telling how many other girls there are....

[Echonova]

Ok, not saying shes like a size 18, but shes chunky with a man face, haha.

But yeah, they will do anything because they dont know when the next opportunity will come around.

Say it.... the whore slept with your man, it's ok to call her a fat.

[The Yousef]

:ttiwwp:

i'll give you pics tim :)

[Jencls22]

No naked pics.........

I think he is bored with me....I dont know why.....but whatever he wants to do

[Leadfoot_mf]

puke washes out. i would hit it......................................

[Hulud]

some guys get bored easy.
just like whats gonna happen in this thread if no pics are posted LOL

[mocha latte cupcake]

i feel a moment of silence is in order...... nevermind, that bitch was huge! lol

[The Yousef]

and if he had sex with a fat puke cover girl then there no telling how many other girls there are....

and that ladies and gentleman is chad's life summed up in one sentence... :lmao:

[CHADbee]

No naked pics.........

I think he is bored with me....I dont know why.....but whatever he wants to do
did u really think it would last with the moving situation?

[Leadfoot_mf]

its okay if she has big tits.

[Lizbiz101]

You go out without him and don't call him. simple as that. Go out with your girls and don't call him, let him worry and see how it feels.

[Hulud]

You go out without him and don't call him. simple as that. Go out with your girls and don't call him, let him worry and see how it feels.
yea thatd work :rolleyes:

hed just go fuck some more fat bitches

[mocha latte cupcake]

yeah moving in is usually a mistake lol, it makes this get more boring quicker, or at least in my experience it does..... and big tits and a big stomach doesn't equal ok.... just means they don't sag cause the stomach catches them lol

[CHADbee]

and that ladies and gentleman is chad's life summed up in one sentence... :lmao:
if u are implying i have had sex with fat girls thats very untrue. i hate the fat ones, drunk puke covered skinnys girl yeah i can live with that, but no fat ones for me.

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol chad <3's fatties lol, or skinny emo girls with puke in their hair lol

[Hulud]

if u are implying i have had sex with fat girls thats very untrue.
thats not what your mother told me....

[Lizbiz101]

yea thatd work :rolleyes:

hed just go fuck some more fat bitches

Well if he really cared about her he wouldn't. :tongue1:

If he really cared about her, he woudln't cheat on her.

[Leadfoot_mf]

lets see some pics of this so called fat chick jealous girl.

[CHADbee]

thats not what your mother told me....
but that is what ur mother told me, bitch.


OOoOooOooOoOoOoOoOoooOOOoOoOo!!!!

[The Yousef]

if u are implying i have had sex with fat girls thats very untrue..

lies....you heart the cushion for the pushing....

[Leadfoot_mf]

Well if he really cared about her he wouldn't. :tongue1:
umm if he cared about her he wouldnt fuck fat chicks with puke in their hair.

[Hulud]

Well if he really cared about her he wouldn't. :tongue1:

If he really cared about her, he woudln't cheat on her.
if he really cared about her, he wouldnt have fucked a fat drunk bitch in the first place

[mocha latte cupcake]

if he cared about her he would call like a normal guy, and if he cared about her i'm pretty sure he wouldn't act like an asshole just my two cents...

[The Yousef]

if he really cared about her, he wouldnt have fucked a fat drunk bitch in the first place

EXACTLY!

[Hulud]

but that is what ur mother told me, bitch.


OOoOooOooOoOoOoOoOoooOOOoOoOo!!!!
my mother told you that you like fat bitches?

[Leadfoot_mf]

beat you hulud haha

[TheSnail]

Fat girl For The Lose

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahah brian is teh slow at typing lol
family guy ftw!

[Hulud]

beat you hulud haha
so?
you didnt get quoted asshat lol

whatd you call me for today? i was makin that paper

[CHADbee]

my mother told you that you like fat bitches?
:thinking:

i dont know dude.

[Jencls22]

I kinda thought that it would be alright since hes graduating school soon, and he was planning on coming down to get a new place with me. That was only a couple months. I guess he cant handle it. I'll find someone better I'm sure.

[Leadfoot_mf]

Fat girl For The Lose
or the win.

[Hulud]

bwhahahah brian is teh slow at typing lol
family guy ftw!
FUCK YOU TOO JM! lol

i will rape everyones mother and then laugh about it and share the stories

[Leadfoot_mf]

what exhaust you doing?

[The Yousef]

or the win.

in that dudes case it was... :lmfao:

[Hulud]

:thinking:

i dont know dude.
thought so! lol

ME>YOU

[CHADbee]

I'll find someone better I'm sure.
i can hook u up with a fat puke covered girl if u want.

:idb:

[mocha latte cupcake]

ahhhh yeah distance and easiness go hand in hand sweetie. i did the long distance thing for a second, it almost never works... and i'm sure you will babe. but yeah he's far away and has access to easy ass.

[Hulud]

in that dudes case it was... :lmfao:
:lmfao:

[CHADbee]

thought so! lol

ME>YOU
STFU u know u were just as confused as me!

[Leadfoot_mf]

if they gots big boobies send em up.

[Jencls22]

Me? Ewww! I dont go for puke covered people.......ever......or fat people....no offense

[Lizbiz101]

umm if he cared about her he wouldnt fuck fat chicks with puke in their hair.

that's what i just said....dummy. hahaha

[mocha latte cupcake]

brian - shut up emo boy!

yousef - your gay still

chad - how much can i send a puke covered girl to yousef for? lol

[The Yousef]

STFU u know u were just as confused as me!

I LIKE PIE

[Hulud]

STFU u know u were just as confused as me!
i dont know what your talkin about... :ninja:

[The Yousef]

Me? Ewww! I dont go for puke covered people.......ever......or fat people....no offense

then you wouldn't want chad then...that dude is so big that he has his own gravitional pull

[Hulud]

that's what i just said....dummy. hahaha
you editted your post

[mocha latte cupcake]

chad is fat lol don't let him fool you, fat people love fat people lol chad <3's big girls lol he doesn't care if it slows down his e.t's lol

[Leadfoot_mf]

that's what i just said....dummy. hahaha

no i said it first

[MongolPup]

Damn chad you falling for these puke covered girls.....you'd probably even pull off the road and roll down (and I mean ROLL, not click the switch) their window for them so your back seat wouldn't get fucked up.

[Hulud]

brian - shut up emo boy!

i will kill you...

[Jencls22]

So...ok...let me clear this up...I was there all night with them. I'm not in Georgia yet. So...when he said "I will BRB" he said it to my face, and then left me at home. lol

So theres no way he just needed ass, I was there!
Grr =(

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahah neon's ftl!

[CHADbee]

Me? Ewww! I dont go for puke covered people.......ever......or fat people....no offense
here ya go, i'll toss a 5 gallon bucked of puke on her for ya....

http://www.filecabi.net/video/g-stringhoney.html

[The Yousef]

So...ok...let me clear this up...I was there all night with them. I'm not in Georgia yet. So...when he said "I will BRB" he said it to my face, and then left me at home. lol

So theres no way he just needed ass, I was there!
Grr =(

so in his speak... ''i will BRB'' means the following:

'fuck you...i'm bored you suck at life or in bed...HEY!...there is some fat ogre that is puking i can go bang...SCORE!!! GO ME!!! ME FTW!'

[CHADbee]

bwhahahah neon's ftl!
but mine is ftw :ninja:

[Hulud]

So...ok...let me clear this up...I was there all night with them. I'm not in Georgia yet. So...when he said "I will BRB" he said it to my face, and then left me at home. lol

So theres no way he just needed ass, I was there!
Grr =(
http://kornfake.spbk.no/albums/pwned/monkey_pwned.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

well babe, maybe the ass he needed wasn't yours not being mean just saying. he's bored with you and some girl is willing to give it up. or maybe he was just getting annoyed and she offered to help him out....????

[Leadfoot_mf]

i am not clicking any links in here. :no:

[Hulud]

Go out there and get some strange ass!

[mocha latte cupcake]

*sigh* maybe she was my ex gf bwhahahahahahahahahahah

fat dead lay ftl! bwhahahaha

[Jencls22]

Yea I know.

Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol

[Hulud]

so in his speak... ''i will BRB'' means the following:

'fuck you...i'm bored you suck at life or in bed...HEY!...there is some fat ogre that is puking i can go bang...SCORE!!! GO ME!!! ME FTW!'
:cheers:

[The Yousef]

Yea I know.

Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol

but not according to the drunken/tipsy actions of your 'boyfriend'....

:goodjob:

[mocha latte cupcake]

i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol

[EvasiveEF9]

Holy crap...I walked away for like 10 minutes to sell an engine to someone in alpharhetta...and ya'll are like 6 pages up. WTF did I miss? Reps for cliff notes...

[Leadfoot_mf]

Yea I know.

Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol
yeah well let me be the judge of that.

[The Yousef]

i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol
HERPEVILLE!

[Echonova]

Yea I know.

Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol

Proof is needed.

[Hulud]

i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol
you wouldnt know good from bad

i do, ill take one for the team

[mocha latte cupcake]

too late MF"er! i called that job on page 6 boo ya!

[Jencls22]

i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol

Thanks......lol

[CHADbee]

lolz

[Leadfoot_mf]

okay sloppy seconds

[mocha latte cupcake]

sweet! bwhahaha you totally lost out on that MF lol its ok i'll be sure to give a detailed account of the events lol bwhaha

[MongolPup]

http://kornfake.spbk.no/albums/pwned/monkey_pwned.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/ownedcum.jpg

[The Yousef]

lolz

lolz @ your face!

o0o0o0o0o0o burn honkey burn o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0....

i'm bored/sexy.

[Echonova]

Holy crap...I walked away for like 10 minutes to sell an engine to someone in alpharhetta...and ya'll are like 6 pages up. WTF did I miss? Reps for cliff notes...

1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
3. She found none.

[CHADbee]

lolz @ your face!

o0o0o0o0o0o burn honkey burn o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0....

i'm bored/sexy.
pretend ur are one of the twin towers and take yourself out ok?

[Hulud]

1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
3. She found leghumpers.
fixed

[Jencls22]

Well the thing I am confused about....the girl had 7 shots of 151 in a row.....her eyes were rolling back in her head and she was puking on herself because she couldn't even talk........eww....WTF!

[Crazy Asian]

WAIGHHGWIEHGAWEIGHAEWGEHWHKLf

[Leadfoot_mf]

1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
3. She found none.
the hell you say she has been enlightened.

[The Yousef]

pretend ur are one of the twin towers and take yourself out ok?

only if i take you with me... :fire:

[CHADbee]

lol @ asking advice from IA

good luck girl...
1st reply qouted for truth

[EvasiveEF9]

1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
3. She found none.

I see step 4 in the near future:

4. She realized IA was NOT the place to turn for advice.

[mocha latte cupcake]

chad.... i say we sell yousef! hehehe i'm sure we can buy you a bigger front mount and maybe finish my turbo kit with the money lol

[Echonova]

Well the thing I am confused about....the girl had 7 shots of 151 in a row.....her eyes were rolling back in her head and she was puking on herself because she couldn't even talk........eww....WTF!

Why do girls think talking is a good thing?????

[Leadfoot_mf]

Well the thing I am confused about....the girl had 7 shots of 151 in a row.....her eyes were rolling back in her head and she was puking on herself because she couldn't even talk........eww....WTF!
that just save the date rape drug for another day

[The Yousef]

Well the thing I am confused about....the girl had 7 shots of 151 in a row.....her eyes were rolling back in her head and she was puking on herself because she couldn't even talk........eww....WTF!

and your boyfriend was like "oooo yeah :bump:''

:lmfao:

[CHADbee]

chad.... i say we sell yousef! hehehe i'm sure we can buy you a bigger front mount and maybe finish my turbo kit with the money lol
hail yeah we'll split the money

*goes to the garage sale section*

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol lol lol yeah seriously, i don't get that though, i mean ewe i got no comment for the above statements lol

[Hulud]

Well the thing I am confused about....the girl had 7 shots of 151 in a row.....her eyes were rolling back in her head and she was puking on herself because she couldn't even talk........eww....WTF!
or maybe you turned him gay and he was fuckin that guy who texted him :gay:

[The Yousef]

or maybe you turned him gay and he was fuckin that guy who texted him :gay:

ahahahhhahaha...

[Leadfoot_mf]

you would go gay first hulud

[mocha latte cupcake]

chad - i'm going to sell yousef to tracy she was the one who wanted to vin off his ass... i think she'll pay top dollar for a skinny indian kit with a "Record" length penis of 3 inches lol bwhahahaha maybe she wants to charm his snake lol

[Hulud]

ahahahhhahaha...
its the only logical answer

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahah brian has the gay! bwhahaha

[Jencls22]

I hope I didnt turn any guy gay........that would suck.

But u never know.....haha

[The Yousef]

its the only logical answer

so she really must suck in the sack.... :lmao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahaha yeah thats always a downer turning someone gay cause you suck in bed bwhahaha

[Hulud]

you would go gay first hulud
you wish i would, fag

[CHADbee]

hail yeah we'll split the money

*goes to the garage sale section*
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?p=35625129#post35625129

[Hulud]

so she really must suck in the sack.... :lmao:
:yes:

[Leadfoot_mf]

see there you go again homo

[Echonova]

1. The guy is gay for not anwsering his phone, a pillow will muffle alot.
2. The guy is gay for not anwsering his phone 'cause it's hard for the fat whore to speak with a dick in her mouth.
3.The guy is gay for not anwsering his phone, 'cause it sounds like you would have excepted any excuse.

[Leadfoot_mf]

i wish she would suck me in the sack.

[Jencls22]

I don't think that's the reason! =(

I think its pretty much just him being gross......

[The Yousef]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?p=35625129#post35625129

this is going to be interesting....everyone leave this thread and head for that one!

[Lizbiz101]

you editted your post

I added.....didn't take anything out

[Hulud]

see there you go again homo
how many pms do i have to turn down from you for you to understand im not gay like you

[The Yousef]

I don't think that's the reason! =(


whatever helps you sleep at night... :goodjob:

[Hulud]

I added.....didn't take anything out
its still editting :doh:

[Echonova]

how many pms do i have to turn down from you for you to understand im not gay like you

As always, just one more.

[mocha latte cupcake]

i suggest leaving you guy cause he's gross... you don't know where that fat girls been lol


then again if your a girl on IA you have teh herpes...... gasp. you don't have the herps do you?!

[EvasiveEF9]

this is going to be interesting....everyone leave this thread and head for that one!
Dual monitors FTW

[Leadfoot_mf]

gee i dont know how many did i send?

[EvasiveEF9]

i suggest leaving you guy cause he's gross... you don't know where that fat girls been lol


then again if your a girl on IA you have teh herpes...... gasp. you don't have the herps do you?!
She's too new to have 'em, yet...

[Echonova]

Fat chicks LOVE the buttsecks:bump:

[The Yousef]

then again if your a girl on IA you have teh herpes...... gasp. you don't have the herps do you?!

THAT IS THE REAL REASON HE LEFT!!! IT BURNS WHEN HE GOES PEE PEE!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Leadfoot_mf]

well at least she is getting her post count up....



see you guys in 30 sp is on.

[The Yousef]

She's too new to have 'em, yet...

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE US.....

[Jencls22]

i suggest leaving you guy cause he's gross... you don't know where that fat girls been lol


then again if your a girl on IA you have teh herpes...... gasp. you don't have the herps do you?!

NO! I dont have anything........

So Im confused on one thing.....according to you guys every girl on IA is either pregnant, has herpes, or is fat and ugly.....so what if I wasnt on IA and we hung out? I would be ok, but as soon as I join IA, I automatically have a disease? Lol

[Hulud]

NO! I dont have anything........

So Im confused on one thing.....according to you guys every girl on IA is either pregnant, has herpes, or is fat and ugly.....so what if I wasnt on IA and we hung out? I would be ok, but as soon as I join IA, I automatically have a disease? Lol
now you got it

[Echonova]

NO! I dont have anything........

So Im confused on one thing.....according to you guys every girl on IA is either pregnant, has herpes, or is fat and ugly.....so what if I wasnt on IA and we hung out? I would be ok, but as soon as I join IA, I automatically have a disease? Lol

Yes.

Edit:^^^^ Damn it!

[EvasiveEF9]

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE US.....
If that's the case, then ya'll must REALLY suck in the sack cuz she's been posting while ya'll did her....

[The Yousef]

NO! I dont have anything........

So Im confused on one thing.....according to you guys every girl on IA is either pregnant, has herpes, or is fat and ugly.....so what if I wasnt on IA and we hung out? I would be ok, but as soon as I join IA, I automatically have a disease? Lol

YES

[Jencls22]

Ha...I figured so.

[CHADbee]

NO! I dont have anything........

So Im confused on one thing.....according to you guys every girl on IA is either pregnant, has herpes, or is fat and ugly.....so what if I wasnt on IA and we hung out? I would be ok, but as soon as I join IA, I automatically have a disease? Lol
thats why i sent u here, it was a set up!!!

muuahahahahahaaaaaahahhahahaaaa!!!!1111

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahaha your catching on babe, lol no its just the truth, most girls on here are either ugly, fat, preggo or diseased bwhahahah! since your neither from what i can tell you simply a target for a unbelieveable amount of leg humping lol and yes if we hung out outside of ia i think i'd have to start my conversation with "hey mommie, you sexy!" bwhahahahah

[Jencls22]

Lol.............I feel so special

[EvasiveEF9]

NO! I dont have anything........

So Im confused on one thing.....according to you guys every girl on IA is either pregnant, has herpes, or is fat and ugly.....so what if I wasnt on IA and we hung out? I would be ok, but as soon as I join IA, I automatically have a disease? Lol
Yes. So you're too late.

I wonder if there's an "under 100posts" rule where she's clean til she hits a hundred posts...

If that's the case, join me friday night for beer and pulling and engine.
Or saturday night for dinner at a nice restaurant and beer after.

[Echonova]

If that's the case, then ya'll must REALLY suck in the sack cuz she's been posting while ya'll did her....

It's called multi-tasking.

[Lizbiz101]

Don't worry, all the guys on IA don't have lives.

[EvasiveEF9]

bwhahahaha your catching on babe, lol no its just the truth, most girls on here are either ugly, fat, preggo or diseased bwhahahah! since your neither from what i can tell you simply a target for a unbelieveable amount of leg humping lol and yes if we hung out outside of ia i think i'd have to start my conversation with "hey mommie, you sexy!" bwhahahahah
Repped

[CHADbee]

good night.

JM if yousef sells tonight PM me and let me know. dont take no bullshit offer on our killing/suckin machine.

[EvasiveEF9]

Don't worry, all the guys on IA don't have lives.
I do. Well...when I get to go home, I do. Student @ senior military academy = the suck

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol no one likes EF"s they're honda's evil step child who wished for vtec and got a hump back instead lol


snif snif thats mean liz i have a life..... sorta... lol damn IA For being addicting lol

[Hulud]

http://www.cds.caltech.edu/~shane/images/2002/jesus-saves-walmart.jpg

[Lizbiz101]

lol, it's ok....I know

[The Yousef]

Lol.............I feel so special

no that is teh HIV flowing through your veins...

[mocha latte cupcake]

yeah working at v dub and bentley and annoying yousef all day is what i do, except he takes all my super car knowledge and passes it on as his own sigh..... traitor!

[Echonova]

I do. Well...when I get to go home, I do. Student @ senior military academy = the suck

Might want to choose your words more carefully.......................



Edit: I really need to stop drinking.......

[EvasiveEF9]

lol no one likes EF"s they're honda's evil step child who wished for vtec and got a hump back instead lol

See you at Road Atlanta this summer?

Might want to choose your words more carefully.......................

Edit: I really need to stop drinking.......
LoLoL. I first read it and was gonna reply "Why? I'm a student here. I'm allowed to say it sucks..."

Then it clicked...

[mocha latte cupcake]

yawn.... yousef, i command you to send me a link to the glamorous song, i'm going to make another yousef parody song!

[The Yousef]

okay Yousef is sleepy....so he will come and mock you sorry excuses for human beings in the AM...


xoxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo,

Yousef

[Jencls22]

no that is teh HIV flowing through your veins...

HAHA, thats a good one........

[EvasiveEF9]

okay Yousef is sleepy....so he will come and mock you sorry excuses for human beings in the AM...


xoxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo,

Yousef
When I put in the highest bid, and you work for me...there's no sleeping. Sleep is merely a crutch.

[EvasiveEF9]

HAHA, thats a good one........
No, see, you think he's joking...

[mocha latte cupcake]

EF, see ya in the mountain homie.

autoX-ing > for people who know their skills suck, so their only penalty is knocking over a cone and not falling off a mountain.

Track > just another excuse to pay money for a long track away but if i'm up and running i'll be down lol

[The Yousef]

HAHA, thats a good one........

i know.

[Jencls22]

Well since I know what I DONT have...Im pretty sure that I'll laugh at him. =)

[CHADbee]

JM check the yousef for sale thread we just got offered 100 bucks and some duck tape!

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol aww poor youcina off to catch another 15 hours of sleep lol.... i swear he sleeps more than anyone i know.....

(looks around room..... where did this box come from..... SWEET my blow off valve is here w00t w00t!)

[EvasiveEF9]

EF, see ya in the mountain homie.

autoX-ing > for people who know their skills suck, so their only penalty is knocking over a cone and not falling off a mountain.

Track > just another excuse to pay money for a long track away but if i'm up and running i'll be down lol
Hmm...you must not be familiar with me.

I've been running around blue ridge for about 3 years now. I've run several runs through here. You're welcome to join me. I live at the base of them, now, in Dahlonega...

AutoX I'm doing just so to prove to my dad I'm a better driver

Track I'm doing just to see how I compare with other drivers

[Jencls22]

The sad thing is...my boyfriend (ex) is a post whore on an online car forum.....I should have known better......

[mocha latte cupcake]

sweet! dude i bet we can squeeze at least 200 out of him lol, that will buy my SARD FPR Lol

[EvasiveEF9]

Well since I know what I DONT have...Im pretty sure that I'll laugh at him. =)
what...balls? I should hope not...

[EvasiveEF9]

JM check the yousef for sale thread we just got offered 100 bucks and some duck tape!
Not duck...DUCT...it's better. It's the real deal.

[EvasiveEF9]

The sad thing is...my boyfriend (ex) is a post whore on an online car forum.....I should have known better......
Ex? So you're single, now...what a coincidence, me too! LoLoL

Which forum is he usually on?

[mocha latte cupcake]

jen - its a guy thing, cars are like crack for us lol

EF - yeha i dont' know you but yeah man i'll come run with you, i have two semi ish'd wheels right now and a clicking suspension noise (top mounts) so when i get those fix'd i'll hit ya up!

[mocha latte cupcake]

maybe it really is DUCK tape.... you never know.... people are pretty creative now a days.... lol

[Jencls22]

lol aww poor youcina off to catch another 15 hours of sleep lol.... i swear he sleeps more than anyone i know.....

(looks around room..... where did this box come from..... SWEET my blow off valve is here w00t w00t!)

There is nothing wrong with 15+ hours of sleep a night....

[CHADbee]

The sad thing is...my boyfriend (ex) is a post whore on an online car forum.....I should have known better......
link him to this thread :lmao:

[Jencls22]

My 350Z.com

He has a Z......obviously.....

[Jencls22]

link him to this thread :lmao:
Yeah right.....

[mocha latte cupcake]

see you say that but seriously i think he has (narcolepsy) SP? seriously he falls asleep whenever he is still for more than 10 minutes at a time, he's literally slept like 15 hours and then gone back to sleep for 12 hours only 2 hours later after taking a 15 minute nap in between that now seriously isn't that a little much lol

[EvasiveEF9]

jen - its a guy thing, cars are like crack for us lol

EF - yeha i dont' know you but yeah man i'll come run with you, i have two semi ish'd wheels right now and a clicking suspension noise (top mounts) so when i get those fix'd i'll hit ya up!
Let me throw out a quote from my facebook...
"My obsession is unhealthy. I don't eat. I don't sleep. I don't spend time with my girlfriend. If not for my mom and friends, I would die of starvation. It's a true passion; a wild fire I can't suffice. A hunger I can't fill." - Ben Long

LoL, I hold my own. It may be just an EF, but I started small with it. Came up here with it stock and stuck to the back of the pack. As I did upgrades and mods, I started moving up the pack. Now I usually lead the groups, or follow second when I come up here. I messed up my first time through. Scared teh shit outta me, but I learned.

And yeah, no problem on your car having issues. Mine's still not wanting to pass the sniffer after the engien swap. But eh...that's about to be taken care of :ninja:

[Ed]

EF, see ya in the mountain homie.

autoX-ing > for people who know their skills suck, so their only penalty is knocking over a cone and not falling off a mountain.

Track > just another excuse to pay money for a long track away but if i'm up and running i'll be down lol

hahahahahahaha i have to laugh at that statement.

[Jencls22]

Ok, yeah thats a little different. I sleep every chance that I can.....but I'm not that bad.

[mocha latte cupcake]

well since he's your ex now at least he knows you'll be happier with the IA people lol lol lol plus nothing rubs salt in their wounds like saying look i'm being leg humped and you slept with a fat girl gross lol

[CHADbee]

Yeah right.....
dont make me link him on myspace :lmao:

i'm kidding i wouldnt do that.

or whould i?

i really wounldnt

i am a lier.

lol, not really

but i might have been lying there.

[EvasiveEF9]

maybe it really is DUCK tape.... you never know.... people are pretty creative now a days.... lol
Nope, it was originally Duct Tape and used for HVAC systems and ventilation. 3M (I think) made a mockery of it called Duck Tape (because everyone was calling it that) and sold it for cheaper, so people started calling it duck tape all together.

Just a little useless info for the night. If you ever want REAL tape, get Duct...not duck...it's stronger and stickier.

[mocha latte cupcake]

wow, chad, i'm confused by that so your going to link me to a site that your on and your neon is having breathing issues? but your sad because yousef doesn't fetch more money? lol

[CHADbee]

Nope, it was originally Duct Tape and used for HVAC systems and ventilation. 3M (I think) made a mockery of it called Duck Tape (because everyone was calling it that) and sold it for cheaper, so people started calling it duck tape all together.

Just a little useless info for the night. If you ever want REAL tape, get Duct...not duck...it's stronger and stickier.
JM just got pwn3d

[EvasiveEF9]

dont make me link him on myspace :lmao:

i'm kidding i wouldnt do that.

or whould i?

i really wounldnt

i am a lier.

lol, not really

but i might have been lying there.
...my head just exploded.

[CHADbee]

wow, chad, i'm confused by that so your going to link me to a site that your on and your neon is having breathing issues? but your sad because yousef doesn't fetch more money? lol
yousef aint worth shit! wtf?

[mocha latte cupcake]

Nope, it was originally Duct Tape and used for HVAC systems and ventilation. 3M (I think) made a mockery of it called Duck Tape (because everyone was calling it that) and sold it for cheaper, so people started calling it duck tape all together.

Just a little useless info for the night. If you ever want REAL tape, get Duct...not duck...it's stronger and stickier.

wow that was actually useful info.... i meant that maybe people are making tap out of ducks.... hmmm things to think about though, lol thanks lol

[CHADbee]

...my head just exploded.
i tend to make that happen.

[Jencls22]

...my head just exploded.

HAHA. Mine too.

CHAD-- you better not?! I would be mad at you =(

[mocha latte cupcake]

maybe if we say that he comes with his life sides 1:1 scale automatic pink prelude lol lol

[Echonova]

There is nothing wrong with 15+ hours of sleep a night....

Yes there is. You must be spoiled and impetuous and think the world is to be handed to you. But you have a young tight body unspoiled by childbirth so all is forgiven.

[mocha latte cupcake]

ooooooooooooooo chad's in troubleeeeeeeee

[Jencls22]

Ahh......so off topic....and I think I already mentioned this, but does anyone ever go to Lake Oconee? Does anyone else go to any lakes and jetskii etc.....?

[EvasiveEF9]

wow that was actually useful info.... i meant that maybe people are making tap out of ducks.... hmmm things to think about though, lol thanks lol
What's more fun is to take regular clear tape and put it:

1. Along the side of the cat. It will walk sideways.
2. On it's back (can't remember what the cat does with this one)
3. On it's tail. It will run circles.
4. On it's feet, it will jump and walk crooked, and sometimes fall over.
5. Around the lower part of it's legs. It high-steps.

Or cut it's whiskers off...it'll run into walls and lose balance.

[EvasiveEF9]

i tend to make that happen.
No no no...the one on my shoulders.

[Ed]

Ahh......so off topic....and I think I already mentioned this, but does anyone ever go to Lake Oconee? Does anyone else go to any lakes and jetskii etc.....?

waiting for the warm weather. :D

[Jencls22]

Yes there is. You must be spoiled and impetuous and think the world is to be handed to you. But you have a young tight body unspoiled by childbirth so all is forgiven.

No, actually I am just a tired person and I sleep makes me feel less grumpy.....and I am not spoiled. Well, I am, but I live on my own and pay for everything myself....mostly.

[CHADbee]

HAHA. Mine too.

CHAD-- you better not?! I would be mad at you =(
i'm not but u got to understand guys with slow cars only fuck fat bitchs. the extra weight in their car doesnt make a differance cause they wouldnt win anyways. all the questions running around in ur head why this happened and i just answered it for u. u owe me.

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol lol i know i shouldn't laugh at this but seriously wow lol cruelty to kittens is wrong.... hehehehe i can't stop laughing though i'm sorry lol lol

Lake lanier baby w00t w00t!

[EvasiveEF9]

Ahh......so off topic....and I think I already mentioned this, but does anyone ever go to Lake Oconee? Does anyone else go to any lakes and jetskii etc.....?
Would if I had one to ride. Sadly, I'm stuck building cars, and doing military drills, and drinking. What a terrible TERRIBLE life I lead...

[mocha latte cupcake]

chad speaks truth sigh..... well at least i won't be slow for much longer or maybe it was guys with slow cars get stuck with fat bitches who are mean cause those are the slower girls lol..... sigh.....shivers at my ex someone burn out my retinas please lol

[Echonova]

No, actually I am just a tired person and I sleep makes me feel less grumpy.....and I am not spoiled. Well, I am, but I live on my own and pay for everything myself....mostly.

I thought I had mono once.... turns out I was just bored.

[EvasiveEF9]

lol lol i know i shouldn't laugh at this but seriously wow lol cruelty to kittens is wrong.... hehehehe i can't stop laughing though i'm sorry lol lol

Lake lanier baby w00t w00t!
I hate cats... I won't kill them or harm them, but I will make them my source of comedy. I'm a dog person.

[mocha latte cupcake]

but your ef keeps you warm at night lol