The Fit takes out another crapbox

[Fred Sanford]

Oddly enough, this happened on my way to Summit in McD. I have a project car I am working on, so I am always going to and fro to get parts.
On my way there, some punk in a black Evo rolls next to me. I look over and see it's an Evo IX. He has the usual ricer douche-canoe look going. Baseball cap tilted, big chain hanging out of his shirt which looked to be 2 sizes too large, and the mandatory pimples. He does his "I wish I was black" head nod move at me. I look at him and make a "let's go" gesture. He drops down a gear or 2 and we slow to 55. I let him take the jump, fuck honking 3 times, and he was off. That jump helped him about as much as dumping gasoline on a greasefire helps. Once I hammered it, the Fit got fit and layed the slaparoo smackdown on his kangaroo ass. I stopped at my usual 3 buslengths, and sure enough here come little ricky rudd. He was still in it and flew by me at quite some speed. He finally slowed down and I caught him. I had passed my exit to Summit by now, so I figured I'd give him a total 'don imus rutgers nappy headed hoes' smackdown. He rolled back up to be and this time I took the jump. Decimation on scale with Nagasaki ensued, and he got another taste of pure undiluted shame.
I go to grab an exit and see he has slowed down and didn't want to get near me anymore. :lmfao:
I bought myself an few extra items to celebrate my victory. So far the Fit is 2-0 on Summit trips. Stupid ass ricers just proving that they are all :gay:.

[TIGERJC]

BOY you have some balls to race down there, henry county cops are everywhere.

[Nitro]

i repped u that shit was funny :lmfao:

[TIGERJC]

i repped u that shit was funny :lmfao:
greg, I expect you to laugh at that kinda stuff

[iloveboost]

Fred Sandford is a force to be reckoned with.

[hydroshutter]

Fred Sanford FTMFW!

[SampaGuy]

u should race the 2jz yaris

[TTaz02]

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[lightspeed]

Yeah....Im sure evo's are just falling all over themselves to race Honda Fit's. What BS. Were you driving your silver car? You know the one... ;)

["B"]

lmfao

Fred Sanford is the best thing to hit this board since, well........







me

[WickedIXMR]

lmfao

Fred Sanford is the best thing to hit this board since, well........







me
Ok you can get over yourself now:rolleyes:

[Fred Sanford]

u should race the 2jz yaris I can't hang with the 2jz Yaris. I wish I were half as fast and stylish as the Yaris.

[Fred Sanford]

Yeah....Im sure evo's are just falling all over themselves to race Honda Fit's. What BS. Were you driving your silver car? You know the one... ;)Chris, you are the biggest pussy and douche bag on IA. In person you would say any of that to someone? Fuck no you wouldn't because you would get the taste slapped out of your mouth.

Yeah, I'm hothead. Don't really care that you're that observant. Everybody knows I don't take shit from people and I won't ever. Not from you, not from anyone.

You say you act the same in public? I got news for you pal, there are MANY people that can't stand your fuckin ass because of that mouth of yours and how arrogant you are. The difference between them and me is I won't listen to you run it. You know good and well you won't say 1 fucking word to me in person, yet, I'll walk right up to your emo ass and call you the fucking queer you are right to your face.

At least I've gotten laid in my life Mr. 30 something year old ve ve ve vergin. Sure make crack shots at me being bald stu stu stu stuttering john. lol That doesn't bother me one bit.

I wish I could take credit for this gem, but I cannot.

[Fred Sanford]

lmfao

Fred Sanford is the best thing to hit this board since, well........







me I keeps it real yo!
http://www.hhv.de/images/stuff/36098_02.jpg

[SpooL'DGsR]

omg to the statment above !!!!!!!!!!!!!

["B"]

Ok you can get over yourself now:rolleyes:



I'm guessing you can't take a joke.

[WickedIXMR]

I'm guessing you can't take a joke.
I can but i just dont understand how much flattering one can take

[Glides]

Great story, the expletives are awesome. +1

[lightspeed]

I wish I could take credit for this gem, but I cannot. [/font][/font]

Geez...dual personalities must be a bitch.

[Nitro]

greg, I expect you to laugh at that kinda stuff

so rude damn!!! :lmfao:

[198plus]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Geez...dual personalities must be a bitch.

[Rican219]

LOL @ This Thread

http://www.bakermedia.com/file/pic/user/AAASparky_120.jpg

[Rican219]

Oddly enough, this happened on my way to Summit in McD. I have a project car I am working on, so I am always going to and fro to get parts.
On my way there, some punk in a black Evo rolls next to me. I look over and see it's an Evo IX. He has the usual ricer douche-canoe look going. Baseball cap tilted, big chain hanging out of his shirt which looked to be 2 sizes too large, and the mandatory pimples. He does his "I wish I was black" head nod move at me. I look at him and make a "let's go" gesture. He drops down a gear or 2 and we slow to 55. I let him take the jump, fuck honking 3 times, and he was off. That jump helped him about as much as dumping gasoline on a greasefire helps. Once I hammered it, the Fit got fit and layed the slaparoo smackdown on his kangaroo ass. I stopped at my usual 3 buslengths, and sure enough here come little ricky rudd. He was still in it and flew by me at quite some speed. He finally slowed down and I caught him. I had passed my exit to Summit by now, so I figured I'd give him a total 'don imus rutgers nappy headed hoes' smackdown. He rolled back up to be and this time I took the jump. Decimation on scale with Nagasaki ensued, and he got another taste of pure undiluted shame.
I go to grab an exit and see he has slowed down and didn't want to get near me anymore. :lmfao:
I bought myself an few extra items to celebrate my victory. So far the Fit is 2-0 on Summit trips. Stupid ass ricers just proving that they are all :gay:.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7732/happyis8.gif
LIRL

["B"]

LOL @ This Thread

http://www.bakermedia.com/file/pic/user/AAASparky_120.jpg


Using the same gif in two threads in 10 minutes ftl.