WORST PURCHASE OF A USED ITEM??

[thinkfast®]

YEA SO AFTER TRYIN OUT THIS TOASTER FOR LIKE 2 HOURS MY BREAD STILL AINT EVEN WARM

THIS IS COMPLETE NONSENSE.. SHOULDA STAYED AWAY FROM THAT YARD SALE OFF BLVD... BIGGEST WASTE OF $2 EVER (BESIDES THE TIP I GAVE TO THAT OGRE @ OASIS, MY DRINK WAS WATERED DOWN - SKANK)

ANYBODY ELSE GOT SOMETHING? DISCUSS

[Nemesis]

Did you try plugging it in?

[thinkfast®]

AW SHIT

BRB

[The Yousef]

Did you try plugging it in?

nah...it's one of them newfangled hand cranked ones!

[Crazy Asian]

Ya I just splurged and got this toaster that hold 4 of them and what not . For 50 bucks I like.

[Nemesis]

AW SHIT

BRB


:lmao: Do you have electrical outlets in your van?

[thinkfast®]

YES VERY NICE

SO I LOOKED AT IT, THE LADY TOLD ME ITS A NEW CORDLESS ONE, ITS SUPPOSEDLY GOT LIKE INFRA-RED ON IT, REAL COOL AND ALL THAT

BUT THIS IS PROBLY THE WORST USED PURCHASE EVER

[thinkfast®]

:lmao: Do you have electrical outlets in your van?

YOU TALKIN BOUT THE CHESTER VAN GEORGE, I MEAN TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW

THAT SHIT IS GROSS, HANGIN AROUND PLAYGROUNDS AND AFTER SCHOOL DAYCARE.. YOU AINT THE A TEAM BISH!!

[cactusEG]

sale it to a blind man !

[The Yousef]

YOU TALKIN BOUT THE CHESTER VAN GEORGE, I MEAN TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW

THAT SHIT IS GROSS, HANGIN AROUND PLAYGROUNDS AND AFTER SCHOOL DAYCARE.. YOU AINT THE A TEAM BISH!!
http://www.thenobleidiot.com/Site/Blog/71107C6B-C8F3-4184-8C6E-40C18E85240C_files/molester%20van.png

[AgentEasy]

hell yeah.. or just dont buy broke shit lol !!

[JoeyKazez]

i bought a tv for $1, it was broken, but i fixed it so now i got a working tv for $1.

[AgentEasy]

i'm so not funny today.. blah..

[Mr_Mischif]

I bought a used condom for $.50. But I just stuffed it in my girl's cooch, so I was fine.

[Jecht]

Thinkfast, I'll sell you another toaster for only $1.
















Sold as is

[cactusEG]

:sicks:

I bought a used condom for $.50. But I just stuffed it in my girl's cooch, so I was fine.

[Hundo®]

YEA SO AFTER TRYIN OUT THIS TOASTER FOR LIKE 2 HOURS MY BREAD STILL AINT EVEN WARM

THIS IS COMPLETE NONSENSE.. SHOULDA STAYED AWAY FROM THAT YARD SALE OFF BLVD... BIGGEST WASTE OF $2 EVER (BESIDES THE TIP I GAVE TO THAT OGRE @ OASIS, MY DRINK WAS WATERED DOWN - SKANK)

ANYBODY ELSE GOT SOMETHING? DISCUSS


Someone beat me to it :[

[thinkfast®]

you have to plug it in AND IM A FUCKIN RETARD

:goodjob:

[Rican219]

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[Jecht]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m198/goodboys77/jump.gif

Great post!:goodjob:

[Hundo®]

:goodjob:

you keep changing my posts and im going to deport you!!! :: shakes fist:: !!!

[AgentEasy]

hell no.. have you seen ricky.. NO WAY you could deport him..



by yourslef.. lmao..

sorry ricky.. lol had to get my funny back..

[Rican219]

hell no.. have you seen ricky.. NO WAY you could deport him..



by yourslef.. lmao..

sorry ricky.. lol had to get my funny back..

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7732/happyis8.gif

[Jecht]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7732/happyis8.gif

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[AgentEasy]

please dont hate me ricky.. lol!! :(

[Jecht]

please dont hate me ricky.. lol!! :(

:lmfao:
This thread is epic.

[Hundo®]

hell no.. have you seen ricky.. NO WAY you could deport him..



by yourslef.. lmao..

sorry ricky.. lol had to get my funny back..

well of course we need a cargo ship to load him on, but i can initiate the act alone.

[thinkfast®]

THATS JUST FOR MY BMW!! YOU AINT SEEN A MEXICAN LIKE THIS BEFORE :no:

OH YEA I LIKE YOUR LIL POSTS, TRY ME AGAIN PAL

[AgentEasy]

THATS JUST FOR MY BMW!! YOU AINT SEEN A MEXICAN LIKE THIS BEFORE :no:

OH YEA I LIKE YOUR LIL POSTS, TRY ME AGAIN PAL

not me? right.. lmao.. ok

[Hundo®]

THATS JUST FOR MY BMW!! YOU AINT SEEN A MEXICAN LIKE THIS BEFORE :no:

OH YEA I LIKE YOUR LIL POSTS, TRY ME AGAIN PAL

quiet down.

btw, i just bought a new lawn mower, did you want to buy my old one? your jobs important it's good to have good supplies, it's a rider mower, should shorten your job sessions

[bigdare23]

LOL@thread


Hey Thinkfast, it could of been worse. It could had shocked your ass, then you would be out of $2 and fucked up. LOL

Shit, put the shit on here and flip for $20. LOL

[AgentEasy]

tf i think you need to check kfunk.. fast..



bwahaha man i'm back on top..

[thinkfast®]

YEA BIGDARE I MITE JUST DO THAT, BUT THEM LOWBALLERS WOULD BE LIKE "OMG ILL GIVE YOU $.92 CASH IN HAND" THEM GARAGE SALE PEEPS SUCK FAT ONES

[thinkfast®]

YO WHAT UP AGENT X, YEA MAN HE JUST TRYIN TO GET A NAME FOR HIMSELF, HE'LL HAVE TO GO ELSEWHERES I DONT FUCK W/ PEONS

[AgentEasy]

YO WHAT UP AGENT X, YEA MAN HE JUST TRYIN TO GET A NAME FOR HIMSELF, HE'LL HAVE TO GO ELSEWHERES I DONT FUCK W/ PEONS


lol then wtf am i?

hahaha

btw you need to help my plea to MOD me.. lol

[bigdare23]

YEA BIGDARE I MITE JUST DO THAT, BUT THEM LOWBALLERS WOULD BE LIKE "OMG ILL GIVE YOU $.92 CASH IN HAND" THEM GARAGE SALE PEEPS SUCK FAT ONES


I feel ya on that! Bitches will really pm trying to buy your shit for half your price. BITCH THIS ISN'T NO GOING OUT OF BUSSINESS SALE!

[bigdare23]

YEA BIGDARE I MITE JUST DO THAT, BUT THEM LOWBALLERS WOULD BE LIKE "OMG ILL GIVE YOU $.92 CASH IN HAND" THEM GARAGE SALE PEEPS SUCK FAT ONES


I feel ya on that! Bitches will really pm trying to buy your shit for half your price. BITCH THIS AINT NO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!

[Crazy Asian]

EDIT NM THERE IS NOT LUNCH TODAY~!!!$!$!@$!@$

[AgentEasy]

oh shit..

*ducks behind table*


lol

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHHAHAHHA

[bigdare23]

What the fuck?

[Crazy Asian]

Whatthepho?

[Hundo®]

YO WHAT UP AGENT X, YEA MAN HE JUST TRYIN TO GET A NAME FOR HIMSELF, HE'LL HAVE TO GO ELSEWHERES I DONT FUCK W/ PEONS

ILU RICKY :D

[AgentEasy]

yup.. lol he called TF a mariachi.. you guys kno he hates those guitar strumming queers....LMAO... man i'm on it today..


i got my funny back.. YUP!

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHH TF loves mariachi bands come on. AHAHHAHA

[AgentEasy]

lol nope.. hates em.. him and the ice pic carrying rican..

heard dee didnt like em either..

[Hundo®]

LOL fuckin mariachi bands with their mexi stashes and sumbrero's..

[AgentEasy]

lol at sumbrerros.. lol

oh man.. without a paddle:

-like that time you got arrested for bringin mexicans across the border?
-man i got shitfaced and thought i bought a bunch of sombrerros.. didnt think there were people under..

lol

i'm done.. peace bitches..

[Crazy Asian]

I hate mariachi bands period. Up in San Pedro in Cali they be playing that shit nonstop. I wanted to thow my crab at them

[AgentEasy]

I hate mariachi bands period. Up in San Pedro in Cali they be playing that shit nonstop. I wanted to thow my crab at them


say word son? i was born in san pedro..

dead honest..

[AgentEasy]

i'm a straight cali og bitches..

[itsjustdee]

goooooooooood morning you fucking losers.

[Mr_Mischif]

I was born in atlanta

[thinkfast®]

HEY DEE WHATS UP.. ME? IM JUST HERE REGULATIN ON THESE PUNKS

[thinkfast®]

THIS JUST IN I AM A TOTAL QUEER AND LIKE SITTING ON BAR STOOLS UPSIDE DOWN

MAN TAHT SHIT IS GROSE

LEMME GUESS DO YOU AND 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS FIT ON A BAR STOOL? :gay:

[AgentEasy]

MAN TAHT SHIT IS GROSE

LEMME GUESS DO YOU AND 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS FIT ON A BAR STOOL? :gay:


i love editing posts... lol

so about me being a mod.. lol:lmfao:

[AgentEasy]

goooooooooood morning you fucking losers.

i thought we had a real friednship going.. then you jsut come in here and call me a loser.. geeze.. :cry:

[Hundo®]

MAN TAHT SHIT IS GROSE

LEMME GUESS DO YOU AND 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS FIT ON A BAR STOOL? :gay:

LOL son of a bitch.

whenever he cant think of something clever he just changes my posts or claims seniority!

[Crazy Asian]

Why am I loser.....I dont deserve this...LOL IM ASIAN

[itsjustdee]

i thought we had a real friednship going.. then you jsut come in here and call me a loser.. geeze.. :cry:

friendship? lol i'd rather friends with brett than you.

hahahhaha i'm kidding :P whats up? how are you?

[Crazy Asian]

Man I want some In N Out right now....

[itsjustdee]

Why am I loser.....I dont deserve this...LOL IM ASIAN


lol white washed asian.

[AgentEasy]

LOL son of a bitch.

whenever he cant think of something clever he just changes my posts or claims seniority!
cause he can.. and he pretty much owns you.. in a very real and legally binding sense..


Why am I loser.....I dont deserve this...LOL IM ASIAN

umm so, she is too.. big deal, i'm an asian shes an asian, he's an asian.. ok.. wow i'm white..


bwahaha

[itsjustdee]

HEY DEE WHATS UP.. ME? IM JUST HERE REGULATIN ON THESE PUNKS


hiiiiiiiiiii :D

[Crazy Asian]

Damn and Sizzler sounds good right about now.

[AgentEasy]

friendship? lol i'd rather friends with brett than you.

hahahhaha i'm kidding :P whats up? how are you?

LOL!!! ahahaha i kno thats a joke..

and besides my near-death experience on 85 after meeting everyone i'm good.. lol

[Crazy Asian]

Dee reminds me of my friend's sis up in cali....she was crazy....she wanted to roast my nuts on a fireplace....WTF!!!!

[Hundo®]

cause he can.. and he pretty much owns you.. in a very real and legally binding sense..


LOL GOD DAMMIT.

[Crazy Asian]

Your a queer? NO KIDDING!!! AHAH JP!!!

[itsjustdee]

Dee reminds me of my friend's sis up in cali....she was crazy....she wanted to roast my nuts on a fireplace....WTF!!!!

that sounds like fun. although, i'd rather kick them instead =) haha

[Crazy Asian]

.....my nuts are sacreligious. They would create the line of lil crazy asians.

[thinkfast®]

DEE WHATS W/ THE VIOLENCE

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/3390/623272747lmu1.gif

HAHA DONT RUN DEE NO GODZILLA ITS JUST A COSTUME

[AgentEasy]

omg ricky.. your own gf.. lol

[itsjustdee]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/linup.jpg

it's okay ricky. you'll be home soon.


DEE WHATS W/ THE VIOLENCE

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/3390/623272747lmu1.gif

HAHA DONT RUN DEE NO GODZILLA ITS JUST A COSTUME

[PhAtBoYMr2]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/linup.jpg

it's okay ricky. you'll be home soon.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/thats_racist.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/thats_racist.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/thats_racist.gif

[AgentEasy]

lol wow you 2.. omg..

[thinkfast®]

OMG DEE NO YOU DIDNT

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7269/35301997wv4.jpg

[AgentEasy]

ahahahahahaha lol at kelly..

[itsjustdee]

OMG DEE NO YOU DIDNT

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7269/35301997wv4.jpg


lol :lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[thinkfast®]

HMM

[itsjustdee]

its fucking cold outside. shit.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

HMMMM

[thinkfast®]

HEY DEE DO US A FAVOR ME AND MARK WANT SOME HOT GRITS GO ON AHEAD AND HOOK THAT UP MMMMMMMMM

WITH A SIDE OF SAUSAGE BISCUITS W/ GRAVY, OH AND A T-BONE

XOXO

RICKY

[thinkfast®]

OH SHIT ALMOST FORGOT, MARK WHAT YOU DRINKN PLAYBOY

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Dos equis green label son

you know how i get down!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

MAKE IT SNAPPY DEE I NEED A LIME ON THE SIDE TOO

[thinkfast®]

DAMN YOU ATTATCHED TO YOUR BUZZ AT BREAKFAST TIME? SHIT MAN YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEW- AW FUCK IT

MODELO ESPECIAL, THANKS

[PhAtBoYMr2]

DEE you were in my dream last night.........NO JOKE

[thinkfast®]

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[thinkfast®]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7269/35301997wv4.jpg

[Doppelgänger]

damn Ricky, i thought you would have called a crew to come over and fix it by now... payed them $5 and a round of Coronas and be done with it. You disappoint me.

Well, i got a easy fix for you. Warm your over up to 350* (or in your case, put it under the hood of your car and sit in traffic for 20min). Then pull it out and throw your cornbread in there and it'll be nice and toasty.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Yea son it was weird, I was in athens at this bar and i was on my way to get another drink and dee comes out of no where standing at a high top table. She was with 2 chicks one of them i didn't meet and the other was half black/half Asian hot ass shit son.

dee says from what i can remember " This is my freind mark that i was telling you about" and the girl was like "ohhhh okay i've heard alot about you i've seen your pictures" or some bullshit like that.

it was all a blur after that....weird it felt so real.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

and the girl resembled that actress/model, The one that plays on that vh1 show with the midget and Ron jeremey

[thinkfast®]

that traci bingam chick? she a lil crazy right

wow son that was a dream.. cause dee would never talk good about you to her friends.. its true, she told me herself

[PhAtBoYMr2]

that traci bingam chick? she a lil crazy right

wow son that was a dream.. cause dee would never talk good about you to her friends.. its true, she told me herself

Yeah son dee hates my guts so somehow i knew it was a dream all along....lol

Ricky why does she treat me the way she does? after everything i have done for her? After everything i have sacrificed? This is so unfair!

:( :(

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I just got a rep from her that said....

WORST PURCHASE OF A USE... 04-09-2007 11:31 AM itsjustdee what a fag.


what did i do to deserve this ricky?

[thinkfast®]

damn bro lemme apologize personally, and I dont say sorry too often, but shes in her own world sometimes.. did you know the other night she had the balls to change the Dodgers game?? yea man, crazy I know... lucky for her it was 7th inning stretch, otherwise hell woulda broke loose and we cant afford no complaints from the neighbors

psssssssh

[PhAtBoYMr2]

BOY STOP

[thinkfast®]

she was gonna be the reason they chalk it out.. shit is bananas son

[AgentEasy]

damn gotta keep em in line ricky.. lol

[thinkfast®]

yea man you dont play w/ me or my dodgers son

yea I dont own em so what, I have yet to meet a unruly fan to talk mess at me, well except for those 5 drunken frat boys @ turner field and their fateful nite of pickin on 3 lowly dodgers fans.. 3 turned into 10, and well they didnt know we straight outta CPT

[AgentEasy]

yea man you dont play w/ me or my dodgers son

yea I dont own em so what, I have yet to meet a unruly fan, well except for those 5 drunken frat boys @ turner field and their fateful nite of pickin on 3 lowly dodgers fans.. they dont know we straight outta CPT

dead serious man.. my grandma is the BIGGEST dodgers fan.. no doubt.. has been for like damn 30 years or some shit..

we need to make me a mod.. yeah son..

[thinkfast®]

LOOK MAN I WOULD LIKE TO HELP, BUT THATS NOT GONNA MAKE THE CUT HOMEY.. YOU AINT BEIN A MOD DOG THERE IS ALREADY LIKE 29 MODERATORS IN WL ALONE, AND WHILE I DONT SEE THE HARM IN ADDING YOU (WHATS ONE MORE LOL) SEEMS LIKE YOU JUST LACK IN THE ASSHOLE DEPT

[AgentEasy]

LOOK MAN I WOULD LIKE TO HELP, BUT THATS NOT GONNA MAKE THE CUT HOMEY.. YOU AINT BEIN A MOD DOG THERE IS ALREADY LIKE 29 MODERATORS IN WL ALONE, AND WHILE I DONT SEE THE HARM IN ADDING YOU (WHATS ONE MORE LOL) SEEMS LIKE YOU JUST LACK IN THE ASSHOLE DEPT

lol ahahah true.. but with power comes asshole-ness

[Leisa]

a used toaster...come on now Ricky.. we know you are Ballin bigger than that...lol

[itsjustdee]

whats goin on in here? i know you faggots ain't talkn about me.

[quickdodge®]

My worst purchase:

Has to be Lucinda. She used to work over on Stewart Ave and Connell Ave back in the early 90's. I used to always see her, but everytime I circled back around to pick her up, she would be gone so I'd have to settle for either Misty or Tabitha. I finally got a hold of her one night and we agreed to $7 for dome. That bitch got in and took my money and pulled her teeth out and started in. Motherfucking bitch just put dentures in her mouth from some she fucking found in a rundown retirement home. She had teeth fragments still in her mouth that would scrape the shaft of my shit. Used goods suck. Later, QD.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

whats goin on in here? i know you faggots ain't talkn about me.

dee why do you act like such at hateful person on IA?

your the nicest lil azn girl i know, stop frontin shawty

[Doppelgänger]

*flies under Ricky's radar....again*

[thinkfast®]

UH OH DEE GETTN CALLED OUT AS BEIN "NICE"

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7787/buckleupsb6.png

P.S- QUICK THATS DISGUSTING AND UNCALLED FOR

[Crazy Asian]

My worst purchase:

Has to be Lucinda. She used to work over on Stewart Ave and Connell Ave back in the early 90's. I used to always see her, but everytime I circled back around to pick her up, she would be gone so I'd have to settle for either Misty or Tabitha. I finally got a hold of her one night and we agreed to $7 for dome. That bitch got in and took my money and pulled her teeth out and started in. Motherfucking bitch just put dentures in her mouth from some she fucking found in a rundown retirement home. She had teeth fragments still in her mouth that would scrape the shaft of my shit. Used goods suck. Later, QD.

AHAHAHHAHHAAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH TAHTS SOME NASTY OLD SCHOOL BJ!!!!

[BTLFED]

This thread smells of Comedy Gold.