Honk if you wasted!!!

[THEONE]

holy shit man its been a while a 12 pack of coors light and a shot of conac oarnge flavor and im fucked.......night night uhhh wait im hungry

[LiL PaKi]

PLEASE
DO NOT
DRIVE
!!!

[xLSTONEx]

drive its fun!!!!!!!!

[Echonova]

Eh, I'm been drinking, not drunk though. Got back from N.C. late today, picked up a dashboard for the 240, put the wood to the old lady, making run-on sentences....now it's time for a tasty adult beverage.

[imbosile]

Eh, I'm been drinking, not drunk though. Got back from N.C. late today, picked up a dashboard for the 240, put the wood to the old lady, making run-on sentences....now it's time for a tasty adult beverage.


sounds like a good day

[Slowboy]

shit i went to some clubs downtown, bout to walk in , "its a 5 dollar cover charge" shit fuck that. So i go to the gas station grab a 12 of bud lgight and here i am. very nice.

[THEONE]

hell naw man, no drivin though lubys is a block from me!!hahahaha just chillin with my bottle listin to old bone thugs like real old school im 30 so whata proper hmmmm uhhh lets seee east 1999 no uhhh lets seee no surrender......

[LiL PaKi]

it was only $5... u spent money on gas for nothing...

[The Yousef]

hell naw man, no drivin though lubys is a block from me!!hahahaha just chillin with my bottle listin to old bone thugs like real old school im 30 so whata proper hmmmm uhhh lets seee east 1999 no uhhh lets seee no surrender......

pussy....you know want to drive....don't be a pussy...pussy

you know drinking actually helps your driving skills?

[LiL PaKi]

pussy....you know want to drive....don't be a pussy...pussy

you know drinking actually helps your driving skills?



STOP TEMPTING HIM..... I don't wanna hear about it later...

[THEONE]

shit man, i remeber juvy in amarillo tex.... bone thugs was tha shit sure im white boy i was tha king for real..hahahahah so many meomries. runaways drug busts robberies i was a ruthles little fuck...only christ saved me.......repent!!!!

[The Yousef]

shit man, i remeber juvy in amarillo tex.... bone thugs was tha shit sure im white buy i was tha king for real..hahahahah so many meomries. runaways drug busts robberies i was a ruthles little fuck...only christ saved me.......repent!!!!

http://www.barzelay.net/files/images/other/driving.jpg

^this could be you right now...

[THEONE]

no drivin for me man...... unless a little snatch involved...

[THEONE]

http://www.barzelay.net/files/images/other/driving.jpg

^this could be you right now...


hahaha it would take a case and a dozen shots to make me do that. i look at it like this if i get on the road like this im putting peoples lives in jeopardy i mean reallly look at my spelling ...cani drive no way man. what would my son think??? and that dude is doin like 50 so thats not a real appetizer

[The Yousef]

no drivin for me man...... unless a little snatch involved...

there can be...you never know what's around the next corner... :goodjob:

[xLSTONEx]

no drivin for me man...... unless a little snatch involved...
WEll how you gonna go get some snatch without going out looking for it at a fine waffle house right now. You know that where all the hot girls go after going out drinking..

Drive you pussy.

[Slowboy]

it was only $5... u spent money on gas for nothing...


ok well, well i lost my job, this week i did not have any cash he wanted cash, I live 3 blocks away from the bar. and 2 way from gas station which = beer. I also needed to fill my G up. so i really spent about 45 to fill my tank up. and 10 bucks on beer. And which ill have for tomorow night to, cause i never drink beer. or really any achy so 6 will get me good and buzzed. so if i would have spent the 5 dollars to get in, then 4 dollars a beer or whatever i wanted to drin i would have left with like what 40 spent. maybe 50, i think i done well tonight
lol

[The Yousef]

WEll how you gonna go get some snatch without going out looking for it at a fine waffle house right now. You know that where all the hot girls go after going out drinking..

Drive you pussy.

nah man....steak & shake its where it's at! poonany all over the hizzie for shizzie!!!

drive!

[THEONE]

hahaha.waffle house... for what a one tooht bitch named bertha???

[Slowboy]

oh damn steak and shake. num nums. oh what the fuck that/ thats to far,

[THEONE]

awww shit man i got for tha love of money ...that old school yeah!! wait took a noher shoot..haha he said the 9 quad im old

[LiL PaKi]

ok well, well i lost my job, this week i did not have any cash he wanted cash, I live 3 blocks away from the bar. and 2 way from gas station which = beer. I also needed to fill my G up. so i really spent about 45 to fill my tank up. and 10 bucks on beer. And which ill have for tomorow night to, cause i never drink beer. or really any achy so 6 will get me good and buzzed. so if i would have spent the 5 dollars to get in, then 4 dollars a beer or whatever i wanted to drin i would have left with like what 40 spent. maybe 50, i think i done well tonight
lol

but u could have danced with a girl and nothing woulda mattered after that... i dunno i'm just talkin outta my ass.. i just drank a monster and i should be sleeping so I can wake up and fix up my car for the show tomorrow which i just decided to enter like an hour ago..

[The Yousef]

awww shit man i got for tha love of money ...that old school yeah!! wait took a noher shoot

one more shot! and time to hit the road! :burnout:

[xLSTONEx]

Go to the steak and shake on barrett, went there tonight and there was some super hot bitch working. I would have hit on her but of course my stupid g/f had to be with me.


Whore.

Drive you pussy. Your son won't care, he is probably to young to remember if you ever went to jail or not. Or better yet, just get him to drive for you. Who cares if he is 7 or so, atleast he is sober, he is probably hungry too.

[The Yousef]

Go to the steak and shake on barrett, went there tonight and there was some super hot bitch working. I would have hit on her but of course my stupid g/f had to be with me.


Whore.

Drive you pussy. Your son won't care, he is probably to young to remember if you ever went to jail or not. Or better yet, just get him to drive for you. Who cares if he is 7 or so, atleast he is sober, he is probably hungry too.

yeah just have him steer the car and you can operate the pedals...it will be a bonding moment for father and son...do you want to steal the precious moment from your son? if you do that's wrong...

[xLSTONEx]

yeah just have him steer the car and you can operate the pedals...it will be a bonding moment for father and son...do you want to steal the precious moment from your son? if you do that's wrong...
Quality time with kids are always the best. And you know heart to heart talks are always the best when drunk!!!

[LiL PaKi]

DON'T DO IT!!!

[THEONE]

fuck barret and fuck a bitch i dont give a shit bout that bullshit... man.. been there done that donet care if i do it agin it my time and my sons time ....fuck a hoe fuck a cheatin asse bitch and fuck divrce and its still mutha fuckem///

[The Yousef]

Quality time with kids are always the best. And you know heart to heart talks are always the best when drunk!!!

exactly!

do you want to miss the opportunity to bond with your son? do you? you're going to regret it...i'm promise you...

now drive!

drive for yourself!

DRIVE FOR YOUR SON MAN!

[THEONE]

hahha i cant type im fuked mang hgahhahahj

[xLSTONEx]

DRIVE FOR YOUR SON! HE NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!

[LiL PaKi]

STOP MAKIN THE GUY FEEL BAD... :(

[THEONE]

Go to the steak and shake on barrett, went there tonight and there was some super hot bitch working. I would have hit on her but of course my stupid g/f had to be with me.


Whore.

Drive you pussy. Your son won't care, he is probably to young to remember if you ever went to jail or not. Or better yet, just get him to drive for you. Who cares if he is 7 or so, atleast he is sober, he is probably hungry too.

listen young buck ive been to worse... thats right juvy from 14 to 18 man.... its helll !!! jail is a cake wlak imagine everthing taken away ...fuxka joy ride. im no foll ohhh wait another shot of conac down the hatch hahahahhah

[The Yousef]

DRIVE FOR YOUR SON! HE NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!

SHOW HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM!!!

YOU LOVE HIM DON'T YOU?

YOU REALLY DON'T DO YOU?:eek::eek::eek::eek:

you heartless bastard...:no::no::no::no:

[xLSTONEx]

listen young buck ive been to worse... thats right juvy from 14 to 18 man.... its helll !!! jail is a cake wlak imagine everthing taken away ...fuxka joy ride. im no foll ohhh wait another shot of conac down the hatch hahahahhah
then a possbile dui is nothing, get your ass on the road!

[The Yousef]

then a possbile dui is nothing, get your ass on the road!

possible my ass...

it's snowing outside..there won't be any cops!!

YOU'RE GOOD MAN!!

THE ROADS ARE CLEAR....IT'S LIKE GOD HIMSELF CAME DOWN AND CLEARED THEM FOR YOU!!!

[Slowboy]

but u could have danced with a girl and nothing woulda mattered after that... i dunno i'm just talkin outta my ass.. i just drank a monster and i should be sleeping so I can wake up and fix up my car for the show tomorrow which i just decided to enter like an hour ago..

yeah maybe but, fuck it, there is still saturday night, Besides this girl i worked with might come over which mean she wont. lol.

[xLSTONEx]

STOP MAKIN THE GUY FEEL BAD... :(
I'm gonna kill you mother fucker!

[THEONE]

SHOW HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM!!!

YOU LOVE HIM DON'T YOU?

YOU REALLY DON'T DO YOU?:eek::eek::eek::eek:

you heartless bastard...:no::no::no::no:

yeah i love him and i lov ehis mom but i hate his moms bosnian boyfriend i will fuckin kille,e,m

[Slowboy]

possible my ass...

it's snowing outside..there won't be any cops!!

YOU'RE GOOD MAN!!

THE ROADS ARE CLEAR....IT'S LIKE GOD HIMSELF CAME DOWN AND CLEARED THEM FOR YOU!!!


HAHAHA yeah sure go ahead man :no: .

[The Yousef]

yeah i love him and i lov ehis mom but i hate his moms bosnian boyfriend i will fuckin kille,e,m

then drive to his mom's boyfriend's house and tell him how you feel!

do it now!

alcohol will help communicate your frustrations with him...

[xLSTONEx]

yeah i love him and i lov ehis mom but i hate his moms bosnian boyfriend i will fuckin kille,e,m
we will all help you kill him if you go driving!!!

[THEONE]

possible my ass...

it's snowing outside..there won't be any cops!!

YOU'RE GOOD MAN!!

THE ROADS ARE CLEAR....IT'S LIKE GOD HIMSELF CAME DOWN AND CLEARED THEM FOR YOU!!!

god himself hahahaha youve readm yother posts then like i said hell fire and dam nation and im not drivin i wont risk my lif eor any others....

[Nismo]

So have you left yet or what?

[xLSTONEx]

we will all help you kill him if you go driving!!!

[Nismo]

Oh wait you need to clean the sand from your vagina first....

[LiL PaKi]

I'm gonna kill you mother fucker!

excuse u... I don't think so... u can go kill his son's mom's bf

[THEONE]

Oh wait you need to clean the sand from your vagina first....


hhahhahaha my new best friend come on the mountian run on the 15th

[The Yousef]

Oh wait you need to clean the sand from your vagina first....

O0O00OO0O SNAP!!

ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT!!??


MAN UP AND DRIVE TO PROVE HIM WRONG!!!

DRIVE TO THAT DUDE'S HOUSE AND BEAT HIS ASS!!

[LiL PaKi]

Yousef trying to hit 18k... don't listen to his useless posts

[THEONE]

ysll some dirty batards its been real.......hahhahahahha

[Slowboy]

he only got 5 more posts

[The Yousef]

ysll some dirty batards its been real.......hahhahahahha

i'm not dirty...i'm trying help your pussy, sandy vagina arse out... :D

[LiL PaKi]

time for bed.. be safe... good night..

[xLSTONEx]

Yousef trying to hit 18k... don't listen to his useless posts
Actaully in enlightment that you are a girl I am just going to rape you, hope thats cool with you.

Drive you pussy!

[THEONE]

he only got 5 more posts

hahahah hes right i ridin i will go ahh ridin i wll go..ahh hell you know teh rest

[The Yousef]

hahahah hes right i ridin i will go ahh ridin i wll go..ahh hell you know teh rest

i know that your a bleeding vagina for not driving and you are missing a perfectly good opportunity to beat some dude's ass...and missing a wonderful chance to bond with your son...

[Nismo]

^ no, enlighten us

[THEONE]

aww shit i just dozzed off im no tdrvin shit you asshole go tme worked up.... come tyo the mountian run my ef will take you out !!!

[LiL PaKi]

Actaully in enlightment that you are a girl I am just going to rape you, hope thats cool with you.

Drive you pussy!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~runs far far away~....



~sneeks back in... kicks him in the balls and runs & hides~

[The Yousef]

aww shit i just dozzed off im no tdrvin shit you asshole go tme worked up.... come tyo the mountian run my ef will take you out !!!

i'll run you right now!

[Slowboy]

hahaha, yeah im out to, driving is bad. never drive again, go ride a bike.





























fuck that driving cars ftw

[xLSTONEx]

you can still get DUIs on a bike, might as well drive!

[TheSnail]

Which key is the honk button?

[THEONE]

young buck down load... bone thugs in harmony " look into my eyes"""

[The Yousef]

Which key is the honk button?


3rd one from the left...

[TheSnail]

Listening to Shyne

[TheSnail]

F2?

[xLSTONEx]

and voya pops in!!!

[Nismo]

h8

[The Yousef]

F2?

no it's f6 dumbass!

[Nismo]

:english: :phone:

[THEONE]

3rd one from the left...



hahahah i was waitn fo that suckers!!!!!

[TheSnail]

and voya pops in!!!

R6 called me 1hr ago, that guy disapeared for like 2yrs. Wanted to drink a beer at taco mac but I was already drinking.

[TheSnail]

no it's f6 dumbass!

Stop type yelling at me!

[The Yousef]

R6 called me 1hr ago, that guy disapeared for like 2yrs. Wanted to drink a beer at taco mac but I was already drinking.

when are you not drinking?:thinking:

[TheSnail]

when are you not drinking?:thinking:


The first two hours when I wake up.

[THEONE]

i forgot what iwas talin bout... uhhhh...??? nine inch nail final destination ...im downloading now!!!

[TheSnail]

Your comp is going to get a virus like your mom and shut down.

[The Yousef]

The first two hours when I wake up.

nice!

http://co-me.ch/projects/phase2/p09/img09_01_01.png

^you're going to need one of those soon... :lmao:

[TheSnail]

I just noticed I my desk is covered with beers and have started placing the empty beers on the floor around the chair but now I made a trap circle of beers that I cant cross and knock over. So I have to stay in my circle and keep drinking. Looks like I will be sleeping on the chair tonight.

[The Yousef]

I just noticed I my desk is covered with beers and have started placing the empty beers on the floor around the chair but now I made a trap circle of beers that I cant cross and knock over. So I have to stay in my circle and keep drinking. Looks like I will be sleeping on the chair tonight.

....:lmfao:

[TheSnail]

nice!

http://co-me.ch/projects/phase2/p09/img09_01_01.png

^you're going to need one of those soon... :lmao:


scissors? Who needs organs. Im gonna be a robot when I get older. Think Im playin

[The Yousef]

scissors? Who needs organs. Im gonna be a robot when I get older. Think Im playin

that is a picture of a liver...lol

[THEONE]

aww vomit,i will never live this down..alice in chain got me wrong down loan it!!!

[THEONE]

im done!!! i cant walk now...fukk

[TheSnail]

I'll just kidnap a person, take their liver, dump them in the river, rip my liver out, and go to the hospital and tell them my liver fell out.

[TheSnail]

im done!!! i cant walk now...fukk


I want a hoveround so I can smash holes into the wall on accident

[AgentEasy]

honk honk bitcj

[TheSnail]

You bit CJ?

[The Yousef]

You bit CJ?
sounds kinky..

[TheSnail]

sounds kinky..


Wait till he gets more drinks in him

[TheSnail]

Agent - Mom.... I think I got CJ pregnant last night
Mom - CJs a guy.
Agent -...........
Mom - You packed his shit, tell him to take a dump, he wont feel pregnant anymore.

[AgentEasy]

meant bitch.. i['m so wasted..

[TheSnail]

So CJ's your bitch and you got him wasted? Im confused

[The Yousef]

So CJ's your bitch and you got him wasted? Im confused

he got CJ wasted so he could take advantage of him....

[Frög]

Agent - Mom.... I think I got CJ pregnant last night
Mom - CJs a guy.
Agent -...........
Mom - You packed his shit, tell him to take a dump, he wont feel pregnant anymore.

lolol