Crazy Asian
04-04-2007, 10:54 PM
Okay I'm talking to a cop buddy of mine from L.A. He's 37 so he's been on the force for about 14 years. Not bad....but there are fucked up shits up in LA and you guys be bagging on cops...you should be ashamed.
1st Bascially two transients are arrested for disturbing the peace and use of drugs. So its a guy and a girl in their late 30s and 40s. His wife who also is an officer too takes the guy to clean him up because the health dept or something along those lines takes them and cleans them up. Simple. Next the lady. My god I feel sorry for them. It's an asian lady wrapped up in a blanket and she wouldn't let go. They kept telling her we need to take you into that room and get you changed but she kept screaming NO!!!!. Then she yells at my friend's wife for being an embarrasment to her race. She's Korean. Great. So they finally get 5 officers to pull the blanket off....and all officers start gagging. When she had it on it was ok but when they took it off...holy crap they told me it was like stink bomb mixed with heat and sulfur cooked for days went off. AND then on top of that....her pants had a hole where her butt crack is....and they start barfing like they ran out and puked. Litterally their hair and body is so filthy they need to take multiple showers just to clean them and shave their heads.
2. Deceased guy what not simple. They goto the house, nice rich house. LOL It was an elderly man who died of a heart attack on the toilet....but as you know when the human body dies it excretes all it wastes. Well when he died he fell forward and an hour or two later BOMB goes off all over the wall and ceiling. IT smelled so bad that they had to grab masks just to hid the smell. And he was still shitting.
3. AHHAH this is the best. You know the makeout points where kids get naughty with each other very typical. There's a place called Griffith Park in LA where at night time the park closes at 10 but there's these morons with their gf making out so they turn on the siren telling them to GTFO. Now there's another part of that section that's in the way back...That's the gay section. And that section is more explicit then the regular makeout section. Like I mean he told me when he first was on the beat with his Sgt...they had to clear that place out. Dude there was a van pitch dark and there knocking on the window and outcomes 15 guys stark naked guys. HOLY FUCK!!! And there all giggling....my friend couldnt see straight for days. They werent cover anything either.
4. Compton. I don't know about but when tourists to LA they go the wrong way and they end up in Compton so they have to show them the way back or else they'd be dead in matters of hours. But anyways...there was meth lab and these two idiots are cooking up meth. As you know drug dealers or drug king pay ppl to make em and usually it's the illegal type. Well these two morons are cooking up meth in a hazardous way and within second the whole place blows up. One guys face and his body are melted away while the other guy is cooked litterally from the heat and chemicals. Not a pretty picture.
5. People on PCP. PCP you know takes a while to kick it up and it's the worst drug. Worse then cocaine and herorine. Cops wont even bring that in the station because even the smell can fuck you up. And you wont know since it's a slow acting drug. Well cops are afraid of people on PCP more then anything why? Friend got a call about a disturbance in the neighboorhood and what not so very typical. Holy Crap. This guy was fucked up on PCP. Not just oh a lil he overdosed it. Basically he was enraged and what not....he broke both his femur and on top of that he was standing and running around screaming. Okay no human can do that or else you'd fall and wont walk. So they had to neutrilized him for their saftery and his. Then there's this lady who was on PCP well she stabbed her self 15 times and kept continuously doing that.... there was so much blood like litterally she was seizing up due to the amount of blood loss.
There's actually more but I'm trying to remember. I used to hate cops now I respect them. There just trying to make money while dealing with morons every day. Seriously bashing on them why? Sometimes their unruly but that's the system. Would you rather have their job and deal with transvesties, hookers, drunk celebritys, guys pumped on drugs, and also dealing with smelly transients? Eh I wouldn't.
1st Bascially two transients are arrested for disturbing the peace and use of drugs. So its a guy and a girl in their late 30s and 40s. His wife who also is an officer too takes the guy to clean him up because the health dept or something along those lines takes them and cleans them up. Simple. Next the lady. My god I feel sorry for them. It's an asian lady wrapped up in a blanket and she wouldn't let go. They kept telling her we need to take you into that room and get you changed but she kept screaming NO!!!!. Then she yells at my friend's wife for being an embarrasment to her race. She's Korean. Great. So they finally get 5 officers to pull the blanket off....and all officers start gagging. When she had it on it was ok but when they took it off...holy crap they told me it was like stink bomb mixed with heat and sulfur cooked for days went off. AND then on top of that....her pants had a hole where her butt crack is....and they start barfing like they ran out and puked. Litterally their hair and body is so filthy they need to take multiple showers just to clean them and shave their heads.
2. Deceased guy what not simple. They goto the house, nice rich house. LOL It was an elderly man who died of a heart attack on the toilet....but as you know when the human body dies it excretes all it wastes. Well when he died he fell forward and an hour or two later BOMB goes off all over the wall and ceiling. IT smelled so bad that they had to grab masks just to hid the smell. And he was still shitting.
3. AHHAH this is the best. You know the makeout points where kids get naughty with each other very typical. There's a place called Griffith Park in LA where at night time the park closes at 10 but there's these morons with their gf making out so they turn on the siren telling them to GTFO. Now there's another part of that section that's in the way back...That's the gay section. And that section is more explicit then the regular makeout section. Like I mean he told me when he first was on the beat with his Sgt...they had to clear that place out. Dude there was a van pitch dark and there knocking on the window and outcomes 15 guys stark naked guys. HOLY FUCK!!! And there all giggling....my friend couldnt see straight for days. They werent cover anything either.
4. Compton. I don't know about but when tourists to LA they go the wrong way and they end up in Compton so they have to show them the way back or else they'd be dead in matters of hours. But anyways...there was meth lab and these two idiots are cooking up meth. As you know drug dealers or drug king pay ppl to make em and usually it's the illegal type. Well these two morons are cooking up meth in a hazardous way and within second the whole place blows up. One guys face and his body are melted away while the other guy is cooked litterally from the heat and chemicals. Not a pretty picture.
5. People on PCP. PCP you know takes a while to kick it up and it's the worst drug. Worse then cocaine and herorine. Cops wont even bring that in the station because even the smell can fuck you up. And you wont know since it's a slow acting drug. Well cops are afraid of people on PCP more then anything why? Friend got a call about a disturbance in the neighboorhood and what not so very typical. Holy Crap. This guy was fucked up on PCP. Not just oh a lil he overdosed it. Basically he was enraged and what not....he broke both his femur and on top of that he was standing and running around screaming. Okay no human can do that or else you'd fall and wont walk. So they had to neutrilized him for their saftery and his. Then there's this lady who was on PCP well she stabbed her self 15 times and kept continuously doing that.... there was so much blood like litterally she was seizing up due to the amount of blood loss.
There's actually more but I'm trying to remember. I used to hate cops now I respect them. There just trying to make money while dealing with morons every day. Seriously bashing on them why? Sometimes their unruly but that's the system. Would you rather have their job and deal with transvesties, hookers, drunk celebritys, guys pumped on drugs, and also dealing with smelly transients? Eh I wouldn't.