Fill In the Blank: Fergie

[thinkfast®]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2096/11om6.jpg

There is nothing Glamorous or Fergilicious about them dry ass lips LOL

Fergie uses______________________________________ instead of lipstick.

[Sol-Badguy]

spooge

[william_jeff]

Fergie uses cock juices instead of lipstick.

[Nomad!]

Fergie uses tinactin instead of lipstick.

[thinkfast®]

^^ lolol

Fergie uses camel semen flavored chapstick instead of lipstick.

["B"]

Fergie uses B's nut instead of lipstick.

[AgentEasy]

she uses my dick? to apply spooge instead of lipstick?

[thinkfast®]

whats w/ the question mark? in the sentence? you know? what thats about? hmm?

lol

[bigdare23]

whats w/ the question mark? in the sentence? you know? what thats about? hmm?

lol

he doesnt know if he should put dick or replace it with pussy

[thinkfast®]

nice one

:high fives bigdare:

[AgentEasy]

ya'll.. lol tf.. you gonna be at the v tonight? i wanna meet the infamous OG man himself in person.. lol

[Killer]

ya'll.. lol tf.. you gonna be at the v tonight? i wanna meet the infamous OG man himself in person.. lol

isn't the meet tomorrow? or did some one change it?

[AgentEasy]

isn't the meet tomorrow? or did some one change it?

fuck your right.. damnit..i thought today was thursday..

[Killer]

fuck your right.. damnit..i thought today was thursday..


i wish it was!!!!! but u had me trippin for a second! lol.. clarification! ftw!

[AgentEasy]

thanks to you.. i wont end up going up there tonight and looking like a moron..


too late.. lol oh well.. +1 for that catch.. and saving my pride.. lol

[Leisa]

Whats up with her jeans?, why are they pulled up so high?

[Kelly]

She uses ME instead of lipgloss. :yes:

[william_jeff]

o my

lesbianism ftw

[william_jeff]

Whats up with her jeans?, why are they pulled up so high?

i dont know but i spy a small camel toe:goodjob:

[AgentEasy]

o my

lesbianism ftw

HAHAHA !!!! lol yes.. now it gets good.. so kelly what else would you do w/fergie?

[1000cckiller]

B's famous sperm count formula spf20 instead of lipstick

[william_jeff]

can we video tape this extravaganza?

[Kelly]

You see, I'm not a lesbian at all but Fergie is the only one I'd turn lesbian for.

She's fergalicious :dunno:

(Killer hates me for this)

[william_jeff]

who is killer?

i love you for this btw, its ok to be a lesbian and lick the carpet, we both have something in common except our taste for women

[thinkfast®]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7269/35301997wv4.jpg

[thinkfast®]

ya'll.. lol tf.. you gonna be at the v tonight? i wanna meet the infamous OG man himself in person.. lol

yea Ill be there, I just moved so its about 3 blocks from the new place

[william_jeff]

who is that wierdo in that picture


she got some nice lips

[AgentEasy]

who is that wierdo in that picture


she got some nice lips

i actually think thats kelly.. if so.. then shes like officially the hottest chick on IA.. lol

and if killer ever messes up.. lmk kelly.. lol

[william_jeff]

o0o0o0o0o kelly looks sexy..

so let me get this straight, kelly and killer are together, but kelly is undercover lezzie, am i right?

[AgentEasy]

o0o0o0o0o kelly looks sexy..

so let me get this straight, kelly and killer are together, but kelly is undercover lezzie, am i right?

yes.. but only for fergie.. and am i right that thats kelly?

and yeah TF sounds good man.. lol

[Mike Lowrey]

You see, I'm not a lesbian at all but Fergie is the only one I'd turn lesbian for.

She's fergalicious :dunno:

(Killer hates me for this)


...

[william_jeff]

...

lmao

kelly is a undercover lesbian for the ugliest female in showbiz, wtf?!

[AgentEasy]

lmao

kelly is a undercover lesbian for the ugliest female in showbiz, wtf?!

i wouldnt say ugliest.. just most man-like faced woman in show-biz..

[Crazy Asian]

damn if tf is makin an app i guess ill come

[william_jeff]

i wouldnt say ugliest.. just most man-like faced woman in show-biz..

NAW..dont soften the blow, that bitch is ugly

[AgentEasy]

NAW..dont soften the blow, that bitch is ugly


LMAO!!! lol +1 for the troof..

["B"]

Uh oh, here cum all the Kelly pics again.

[Kelly]

Maybe that's why I like her cuz everyone thinks she looks "manly". Lol.

And yes, i'm with Killer and I'm extremely happy. But he knows I think Fergie's hot. Lol..

[Crazy Asian]

Killers gonna die one day...and then your gonna run to me and then Ill be sniffing your hair. MMM delciious.

["B"]

OMG/WTF

[Kelly]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/Chante0103/images512767_Fergie.jpg

Fergie FTW

/thread

[AgentEasy]

bitch!! shes mine if killer dies.. *cocks glock* ~giggles~ lol

[Crazy Asian]

...Im Crazy Asian remember that name before you die cuz if you got a girl ill be sniffing her hair while Im boning her in the ass. AHAHAHAAAHA nah I kid i kid I will only do that to Killers girl. She waved at me. Now she's mine.

[Kelly]

Killer's not gonna die! We gonna live forever!!!

[devin]

fergie = :upchuck:

[Crazy Asian]

HAHA Im a push him off the stairs....accidently. And then I cna have you.

[Kelly]

HAHA Im a push him off the stairs....accidently. And then I cna have you.

You are asian, quit tryin to act black... I'm not allowed to :ninja: lol...

["B"]

You are asian, quit tryin to act black... I'm not allowed to :ninja: lol...

And why would Kelly want a small dicked asian?

[Crazy Asian]

I aint black bitch...Im puerto rican.

[Crazy Asian]

AHHAHA CUZ IM AUSTIN POWERS BITCH!!!! WITHOUT THAT DAMN UGLY TEETH!!!!!

[william_jeff]

lol fergie ftl..


she looks like she just ate a bag of sweet 16 donuts

["B"]

She said quit trying to ACT black, not that you ARE black.


Crazy Asians.....

[AgentEasy]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/Chante0103/images512767_Fergie.jpg

Fergie FTW

/thread

not as bad as i thought.. lol and kelly.. he wont live forever but you can.. (thats what the glocks for.. lol)

[william_jeff]

not as bad as i thought.. lol and kelly.. he wont live forever but you can.. (thats what the glocks for.. lol)


all i carry is magnums..

44magnum for killer

and magnums for the lady

[Crazy Asian]

Killler's in here writing down names so he can start shooting it up at the V. Fuck this shit Im a create some sort of shield that every time I get shot it goes to him.

["B"]

Killer isn't really a killer people.

[AgentEasy]

Killler's in here writing down names so he can start shooting it up at the V. Fuck this shit Im a create some sort of shield that every time I get shot it goes to him.

lol wtf.. i'll go introduce myself.. then when he shoots me i'll catch it and throw it back at him.. lol.. and so kelly can get to know her future husband ;) lol

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!

["B"]

lmfao@ future husband

[Killer]

i actually think thats kelly.. if so.. then shes like officially the hottest chick on IA.. lol

and if killer ever messes up.. lmk kelly.. lol



for sure the hottest... for sure mine...

also probably the dumbest.. cause she never knows when to stop....

way to go babe :goodjob:

[AgentEasy]

for sure the hottest... for sure mine...

also probably the dumbest.. cause she never knows when to stop....

way to go babe :goodjob:


LMAo.. so i can have her?!1?







shit guys that was easier than i thought.. lol.. kelly.. i'll see you tomorrow ;) we can go to my place..lol

killer: you know i'm just kidding about all this too right man? lol just making sure we're still cool..

[Crazy Asian]

Kelly if you need shoulder to cry on...im here. My shoulder has nice suede pads and tissue dispenser.

[AgentEasy]

AHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!


lmfao@ future husband


you know.. i checked my reps.. didnt see any from you too.. may have to throw bullets at you guys too..:rolleyes:

[william_jeff]

Kelly if you need shoulder to cry on...im here. My shoulder has nice suede pads and tissue dispenser.



thats great:lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

TOO BAD I GAVE SOME TO YOU!!!! AND NOW IT WONT LET ME DAMN SYSTEM!!!!

[AgentEasy]

thats great:lmfao:


glad you get it.. maybe i need to stand up so shit stops going over my head..

:thinking:

[AgentEasy]

TOO BAD I GAVE SOME TO YOU!!!! AND NOW IT WONT LET ME DAMN SYSTEM!!!!


shit man.. that was like a year ago..

[william_jeff]

buncha haterz

[AgentEasy]

lol i aint hatin.. i'm lovin.. i got some lovin too.. for kelly.. lol

[william_jeff]

man you like sloppy seconds huh..once i hollow that thing out, you might not want 2nd dibs man, you may want to reconsider boning fergie

[AgentEasy]

man you like sloppy seconds huh..once i hollow that thing out, you might not want 2nd dibs man, you may want to reconsider boning fergie


LMAO!!!! bitch i'll throw bullets at cho ass.. lol

[AgentEasy]

go look at my last post on my blog.. lol

[Killer]

no.. agentassseX we're not cool... hearing the same shit every day from a buch of fucking douche bags because my girl won't get it through her head that she needs to shut her mouth. get's fucking old!


i'm seriously pissed right now... i'll catch ya'll fuck holes later!

[Mike Lowrey]

Maybe that's why I like her cuz everyone thinks she looks "manly". Lol.

And yes, i'm with Killer and I'm extremely happy. But he knows I think Fergie's hot. Lol..

....

[Mike Lowrey]

no.. agentassseX we're not cool... hearing the same shit every day from a buch of fucking douche bags because my girl won't get it through her head that she needs to shut her mouth. get's fucking old!


i'm seriously pissed right now... i'll catch ya'll fuck holes later!


.....

[thinkfast®]

LOL @ KILLERS TIRADES AND BF'S (BITCH FITS)

TIME TO GO CRY IN ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT PUPPIES OR KITTENS KILLER

MAKE ANOTHER SERANEDE FOR KELLY, HURRY UP

[Mike Lowrey]

.........

[thinkfast®]

LOOK OUT FELLAS, KILLERS GONNA GET YOU!!

http://smiliesftw.com/x/catfight.gif

[Mike Lowrey]

LOOK OUT FELLAS, KILLERS GONNA GET YOU!!

http://smiliesftw.com/x/catfight.gif


LOL @ smiley

[thinkfast®]

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[JoeyKazez]

nice granny pants

[william_jeff]

this is nice

1st someones sloppy seconds then someone gets pissed, what else could happen

[thinkfast®]

RandomGuy could find a way to post LimonParty links LOLOL

whatta sicko

[william_jeff]

limonparty...wtf is that

["B"]

also probably the dumbest.. cause she never knows when to stop....

way to go babe :goodjob:

Dumb for staying with a guy who treats her like you do.

[Kelly]

He doesn't treat me bad.

Cusses a little more than I'd like, but doesn't treat me bad.

[TIGERJC]

To me she looks ugly and also I like my women toilet trained

[Kelly]

It happens :dunno:

[Killer]

Hmmm....


oh don't even!!!!!!

that seriously just pisses me off even worse...



I treat kelly very well, and if she wasn't on the rag right now she'd tell u the same....


i'm tired of having to stick up for her, and myself because she puts her self in stupid situations.. and makes posts pratically begging to be humped...

it's ridiculous when people that have no idea what they are talking about "B" post shit like that.. 1. you don't know me at all 2. you don't know kelly at all 3. if you did know either of us you would know that i treat her very well and always take care of her....

and for her to act any different about it is childish.... yes kelly and i are arguing about this shit in real life.. so ur only seeing half of it online.. and the only reason she just posted "hmmm" is because we are arguing.... and she's just trying to get more attention.. like she always does on this site...

[Kelly]

Lol... I'm not even gonna go there.

[Killer]

Lol... I'm not even gonna go there.


thanks for backing me up babe! :goodjob: you're awesome!!!!! :goodjob:

[devin]

oh don't even!!!!!!

that seriously just pisses me off even worse...



I treat kelly very well, and if she wasn't on the rag right now she'd tell u the same....


i'm tired of having to stick up for her, and myself because she puts her self in stupid situations.. and makes posts pratically begging to be humped...

it's ridiculous when people that have no idea what they are talking about "B" post shit like that.. 1. you don't know me at all 2. you don't know kelly at all 3. if you did know either of us you would know that i treat her very well and always take care of her....

and for her to act any different about it is childish.... yes kelly and i are arguing about this shit in real life.. so ur only seeing half of it online.. and the only reason she just posted "hmmm" is because we are arguing.... and she's just trying to get more attention.. like she always does on this site...





that is true most of the time when i read her posts she is just asking for guys to talk shit.

[Crazy Asian]

Fergie peed in her pants or she's got one stank panties.

[TIGERJC]

that is true most of the time when i read her posts she is just asking for guys to talk shit.
women do not belong on the internet unless they are posing nude

Fergie peed in her pants or she's got one stank panties.
She said it was sweat, but thats a lot of sweat and what the hell is she doing to get that much sweat

[Killer]

To me she looks ugly and also I like my women toilet trained


agreed! lol!

[Kelly]

And i'm not on "the rag".

[Killer]

And i'm not on "the rag".


oh... PMSING sorry.. which is worse....

[Crazy Asian]

BOTH!!! When my ex's had those. I got in the car and never came back.

[Killer]

BOTH!!! When my ex's had those. I got in the car and never came back.

women are crazy.


i'm sorry but i just can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die-mr. garrison... lol..

[Mike Lowrey]

Hmmm....

....

[Mike Lowrey]

And i'm not on "the rag".


.......

[Killer]

rich, u've lost it.. those aren't funny anymore man... they were hilarious at first.. but not now...

[Crazy Asian]

OR dont ever ever say any insulting things just shutup. Especially if there on their rags.Oh man ... you'll have burn for days. Especially if there on their rags. How do I know. My dumbass friend said that.... and all I heard was CRACK SMACK!!!! I was like shit... I look at his face BAM theres this big swollen hand slap mark. Dam he got bitched slapped like a hoe.

[Mike Lowrey]

rich, u've lost it.. those aren't funny anymore man... they were hilarious at first.. but not now...

I don't care......

[william_jeff]

LMAO owned

[Killer]

I don't care......


yep, wasn't amusing in the slightest....

[Mike Lowrey]

yep, wasn't amusing in the slightest....

Not for your amusement. You don't matter. It is for my own boredom. If anyone else should find something amusing, than its icing on the cake. :goodjob:

[Mike Lowrey]

.....

[Nomad!]

Killers gonna die one day...and then your gonna run to me and then Ill be sniffing your hair. MMM delciious.
:lmfao:That was the best laugh I've had all day:lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

LOL @ RICH MAN YOU THE FUNNIEST SHIT SINCE SLICED BREAD

[§treet_§peed]

I'd bust a nut on Fergie..... ALL OVER HER FACE!!!!!!

[thinkfast®]

ALL IN YOUR CARA!! PUTA

[PSINXS]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7269/35301997wv4.jpg
i'd let her dome it up.

[thinkfast®]

HOPE THEM 2 FRONT CHICLET TEETH AINT DRAGGIN THO, MIGHT BE SOME CLOSED FISTED REPRECUSSIONS LOL

[PSINXS]

yeah i'd knock them eyes back in her head if the teeth dragged.

[Mike Lowrey]

HOPE THEM 2 FRONT CHICLET TEETH AINT DRAGGIN THO, MIGHT BE SOME CLOSED FISTED REPRECUSSIONS LOL

:lmfao: Yeah, that shit would hurt!

[Killer]

trust me, there are no teeth fellas ;)

[PSINXS]

trust me, there are no teeth fellas ;)
prove it.

[thinkfast®]

KILLER JUST UPSET THAT THEM TEETH GET CAUGHT IN THE SKIN OF HIS 3" MANDINGO WARRIOR.. THEREFORE NO DRAGGIN

LOLOL WHATTA FAILURE

[william_jeff]

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...

killer been watching too much next friday

[Killer]

prove it.

u want to see my dick??? what the hell is wrong with u....

[Killer]

KILLER JUST UPSET THAT THEM TEETH GET CAUGHT IN THE SKIN OF HIS 3" MANDINGO WARRIOR.. THEREFORE NO DRAGGIN

LOLOL WHATTA FAILURE

3" is a lil too much credit for me tf... :goodjob:

[PSINXS]

only if its in your girls dirty mouth. i wont see it cuz it aint that big.

[Kelly]

Lol. Maybe ya'll should meet up sometime and do a penis comparison. Buncha fags...

[Killer]

only if its in your girls dirty mouth. i want see it cuz it's so big.

ur pretty sick....


why would u wanna see any guys wang.. even in the mouth of a female...

[Killer]

Lol. Maybe ya'll should meet up sometime and do a penis comparison. Buncha fags...

only person gonna see my wang is me.. and u babe....


these fags are creepin me out...

[PSINXS]

ur pretty sick....


why would u wanna see any guys wang.. even in the mouth of a female...
yup i'm a dirty sick muthafucka. now show how slutty that chick is

[Kelly]

BTW- my phone died Killer. We've texted to much today.

[PSINXS]

only person gonna see my wang is me.. and u babe....


these fags are creepin me out...
lol fags. bitches crack me up

[Wurm]

lame

[PSINXS]

BTW- my phone died Killer. We've texted to much today.
this is fool is cakin it up on the phone instead of hittin it.

[Kelly]

this is fool is cakin it up on the phone instead of hittin it.

He's giving me a break from last night... :goodjob:

[Killer]

yup i'm a dirty sick muthafucka. now show how slutty that chick is

she's not slutty.... when did i ever say she was slutty?

[Killer]

He's giving me a break from last night... :goodjob:

:idb:






bao chicca wao wao....

[PSINXS]

He's giving me a break from last night... :goodjob:
ya sure.

[Killer]

this is fool is cakin it up on the phone instead of hittin it.


we're at work genius

[PSINXS]

she's not slutty.... when did i ever say she was slutty?
you didnt but i did

[Killer]

ya sure.

no seriously.... i went to blue ridge last night...







kelly.... :boobies: titties! lol....

[Killer]

you didnt but i did


ok.. well u were wrong...




dude ur not very witty....

[PSINXS]

no seriously.... i went to blue ridge last night...







kelly.... :boobies: titties! lol....
at least somebody smashin the pussy up. handcuff herif you love her.

[Kelly]

Lol...

[PSINXS]

Lol. Maybe ya'll should meet up sometime and do a penis comparison. Buncha fags...
no need to compare. you'd feel it in your stomach.

[Killer]

no need to compare. you'd feel it in your stomach.

then ur poking the wrong hole man....

(that's a belly button)

[PSINXS]

then ur poking the wrong hole man....

(that's a belly button)
um yeah. :rolleyes: please try again.

[Killer]

um yeah. :rolleyes: please try again.

^^^^^^^ i'm sure that's exactly what they say too once u start pokin that tummy hole! lol... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[PSINXS]

wrong again. please continue.

[Killer]

wrong again. please continue.

THEN UR BANGING FAT CHICKS AND UR HITTIN THE FAT ROLLS!!! i'd stick it in a belly button before i would a fat roll.. c'mon man...

[DnBmama05]

WTF. anyway, back on topic...


Fergie uses pepto bismol instead of lipstick.

["B"]

oh don't even!!!!!!

that seriously just pisses me off even worse...



I treat kelly very well, and if she wasn't on the rag right now she'd tell u the same....


i'm tired of having to stick up for her, and myself because she puts her self in stupid situations.. and makes posts pratically begging to be humped...

it's ridiculous when people that have no idea what they are talking about "B" post shit like that.. 1. you don't know me at all 2. you don't know kelly at all 3. if you did know either of us you would know that i treat her very well and always take care of her....

and for her to act any different about it is childish.... yes kelly and i are arguing about this shit in real life.. so ur only seeing half of it online.. and the only reason she just posted "hmmm" is because we are arguing.... and she's just trying to get more attention.. like she always does on this site...


Yeah, I always call my fiance stupid or dumb. Way to take good care of her slick.:goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

she uses my dick? to apply spooge instead of lipstick?

In other words, she'll use nothing? Later, QD.

[Mike Lowrey]

Fergie uses pepto bismol instead of lipstick.


:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Killer]

Yeah, I always call my fiance stupid or dumb. Way to take good care of her slick.:goodjob:


well when someone acts stupid or dumb.. i'm gonna call it what it is...

and she's not my fiance.. listen have your girl get on here, and when every guy starts leg humping her u'll see how i feel... it just makes it worse when she's the one making it happen....

i suggest u stay out of things when u don't know the full story...

["B"]

well when someone acts stupid or dumb.. i'm gonna call it what it is...

and she's not my fiance.. listen have your girl get on here, and when every guy starts leg humping her u'll see how i feel... it just makes it worse when she's the one making it happen....

i suggest u stay out of things when u don't know the full story...


lol

How STUPID would that be? Nah, my girl wouldn't bother with these dudes.

I wasn't saying that Kelly was your fiance, I said I wouldn't call MY fiance dumb or stupid.

You should treat your girl better and she won't go looking for attention.:idb:

[quickdodge®]

Not very "Christian"-like, Killer. I never, never call my wife stupid or dumb. In honesty, that's as bad(if not worse) than bitch. Ask any female and she'll tell you the same. Whether she acts it or not, you should never call her that. Thumbs down to you, man.

And I could care less what "the full story" is. Later, QD.

[DnBmama05]

Hey, just be flattered man :) if other guys think she's hot then you should be proud. I'm sure you'd rather her be e-humped than anything else.

["B"]

Not very "Christian"-like, Killer. I never, never call my wife stupid or dumb. In honesty, that's as bad(if not worse) than bitch. Ask any female and she'll tell you the same. Whether she acts it or not, you should never call her that. Thumbs down to you, man.

And I could care less what "the full story" is. Later, QD.





You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodge® again.

[DnBmama05]

Not very "Christian"-like, Killer. I never, never call my wife stupid or dumb. In honesty, that's as bad(if not worse) than bitch. Ask any female and she'll tell you the same. Whether she acts it or not, you should never call her that. Thumbs down to you, man.

And I could care less what "the full story" is. Later, QD.



True story :yes:

[PSINXS]

your stupid for disrespecting your girl. that i dont condone.


anyways thanx for the entertainment!!! bye

[§treet_§peed]

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE FTW yo

[jmmx258]

thanks to you.. i wont end up going up there tonight and looking like a moron..


too late.. lol oh well.. +1 for that catch.. and saving my pride.. lol
Lol so this is where you caught yourself and realized it was tomorrow when you were texting me this morning? lol


Pretty funny....Though, I wouldn't have told you haha

[AgentEasy]

lol.. wow.. omg.. killer if your really that mad man.. then you shouldnt even said anything to her about IA.. like halfwit says..

[thinkfast®]

LOL WOW WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE

["B"]

LOL WOW WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE



Same ol Killer crying about spilled milk.

[Killer]

lol.. wow.. omg.. killer if your really that mad man.. then you shouldnt even said anything to her about IA.. like halfwit says..


trust me brother, i didn't......


kelly and i had split up a long while back and i put something in the relationship forum(when we had one) a friend told his girl about it and she mixed it up and told kelly about it.. who then registered on ia to i guess "keep tabs" on me...

that was like over a year ago though...

["B"]

lol @ keeping tabs on you

[Killer]

lol @ keeping tabs on you



what was gay about it is that she was told i was trying to bang a 15 yr old... NOT TRUE!!!


i was 19 at the time.. and asked is it ok to talk to or hang out with a 15 yr old, going on 16....

i mentioned numerous times that sex was not an option and all that...

yet some how she hears that i'm asking ia if it's ok for me to bang a 15 yr old...



i was so pissed about that...

["B"]

lol @ banigin' a 15 year old at 19

[thinkfast®]

LOL @ CHESTER

[william_jeff]

how you going to let this girl sign up and keep tabs on you? leg hump son..leg hump

["B"]

Killer, does she atleast play with your balls as she cuts them off?

[thinkfast®]

I HEARD SHE GOT THEM IN HER PURSE M-F AND HE ONLY GETS EM ON WEEKENDS

[Killer]

lol @ banigin' a 15 year old at 19


i wish i could show u the thread just to prove that i said more than once that sex was out of the question...


i feel dirty for even thinking about thinking about it TWO YEARS AGO! lol...





and she plays with my balls quite often.... i said she registered then when we were broke up to check up on me.... she's not like that anymore....

[william_jeff]

only on the weekends, damn, its suppose to be the other way around, you are suppose to have her ovaries and put them in your wallet. so everytime you sit down you squish them and she squirms

[thinkfast®]

GROSS

[william_jeff]

SHE'S YOUR NUT HOLDER...KIND OF LIKE PLANTERS

[Mike Lowrey]

what was gay about it is that she was told i was trying to bang a 15 yr old... NOT TRUE!!!


i was 19 at the time.. and asked is it ok to talk to or hang out with a 15 yr old, going on 16....

i mentioned numerous times that sex was not an option and all that...

yet some how she hears that i'm asking ia if it's ok for me to bang a 15 yr old...



i was so pissed about that...


.....

[thinkfast®]

GREAT WE GOT ANOTHER NEMESIS ON THE LOOSE

HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

[Mike Lowrey]

I HEARD SHE GOT THEM IN HER PURSE M-F AND HE ONLY GETS EM ON WEEKENDS

.......

[william_jeff]

.......

sort of like the rednecks with the nuts hanging from their hitch..

[Mike Lowrey]

sort of like the rednecks with the nuts hanging from their hitch..

:goodjob:

[Killer]

sort of like the rednecks with the nuts hanging from their hitch..


u don't know how many of those i saw on my trip to fl this past weekend..



i've got a funny story about them actually....


i was doing some tree work with this guy had a big f250 and he had a set of nuts on the hitch...... while he was pumping gas some lady hits is tow hitch... he just jumps and yells "YOU WER LOOKIN AT MUH NUTS WERNCH YA!?"

[william_jeff]

LOL @ wrench ya

[Kelly]

No more like were'ntcha!?!

not wrench :no:

[william_jeff]

wrench ya is country talk for werent ya sweetie

[Killer]

i didn't say wrench... i said wernch


and he said ya not cha...

[Kelly]

Eh...