bear vs shark

[ksinao]

who would win in a a fight?

[Evil Goat]

dzz nuts

[Sol-Badguy]

..on land or in the sea?

[Killer]

i'm assuming at a shore line.. but bear... don't ask why.. i just said so..

[jmmx258]

..on land or in the sea?
Flying. Because they both do of course.

Why would you ask a question like this. Knowing fully the circumstances? Not you BA lol. The original poster. Bears live on land, sharks in water. In the water, shark wins hands down. On land the only way a shark will win is if the bear willing sticks its head in the mouth before the shark dies.

[joesblk_teg]

what type of shark and what type of bear?

[Sol-Badguy]

Neither.

















































































Chuck Norris. :D

[Evil Goat]

Neither.

















































































QD. :D



well now youre just sucking up

[The Yousef]

there is no spoon...

http://www.cs.technion.ac.il/~cs236373/Pictures/Gallery/album/2005/slides/ex_4_spoon1024x768.jpg

[ksinao]

Flying. Because they both do of course.

Why would you ask a question like this. Knowing fully the circumstances? Not you BA lol. The original poster. Bears live on land, sharks in water. In the water, shark wins hands down. On land the only way a shark will win is if the bear willing sticks its head in the mouth before the shark dies.

they way the question was explained to me was that the bear was swimming looking for fish when i shark came up to it. and they started fighting under water.

[HyPer50]

they way the question was explained to me was that the bear was swimming looking for fish when i shark came up to it. and they started fighting under water.

Shark definatly then... even if it was a pansy shark, a bear isn't going to kill a shark in the water (assuming it's a decently sized shark)

[ksinao]

we were thinking great white shark vs polar bear.

[Sport1.3]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w148/Minuswhale9/bearshark2.jpg


NEED I SAY MORE!!

[jmmx258]

shark no contest then.

Now my question. Who thinks this shit up? lol

[Sport1.3]

This is also a cool band BTW

[ubers2k]

This is also a cool band BTW

that was what I was thinking...

[BKgen®]

shark would own the hell out of a bear. especially if it's one of the great whites from south africa that jump like 10 ft out of the water.

[Hulud]

neither, cause the band sucks

[Wurm]

even at the shoreline the shark would win great whites slide up the beach and snatch his ass in the water and take him down till his lungs explode

[TheGodfather]

Sharks ftw.

[BKgen®]

Tiburons ftw.

what's that you said? lol

[R3RUN]

shark no contest then.

Now my question. Who thinks this shit up? lol
Math equation Marijuana+Discovery Channel

[VooDooXII]

I think the bear is winning...

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/1/18/bearholdingshark.png

[CHADbee]

i think a lady bug would win.


if u think i'm wrong, prove it , bitch.

[Frög]

well ppl have survived shark attacks from fighting with the shark and punching its "gills?".. idk.. still think a shark would pwn..

[BKgen®]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4YjmwCs6H0


i rest my case.

["B"]

The shark swam up the river to get to the bear. The bear kicked its ass and ate him like a fish.

[ironchef]

Since when do sharks swim in rivers, or bears (aside from polar bears) go to the fucking ocean for fish?

["B"]

EXACTLY, well I guess a polar bear would.

[BKgen®]

Since when do sharks swim in rivers, or bears (aside from polar bears) go to the fucking ocean for fish?

i remember watching a thing during shark week where some bull sharks attacked people in a freshwater river back in the 1920's or 30's.

so it can (and did) happen.

[Hulud]

i remember watching a thing during shark week where some bull sharks attacked people in a freshwater river back in the 1920's or 30's.

so it can (and did) happen.
yup, thats where the got the idea of the movie jaws from

[ironchef]

Weird the idea didnt come from people being attacked by sharks in THE OCEAN!

[no control]

Weird the idea didnt come from people being attacked by sharks in THE OCEAN!

that's america for ya. bunch of fucked up shit from nowhere...it's great...:D

oh, and shark ftw

[Hulud]

Weird the idea didnt come from people being attacked by sharks in THE OCEAN!
hey it was only PART of the story

the book "jaws" was based on 5 shark attacks that happened in a small time period (like a week or something) in Jersey

one attack was in a creek, 15 miles from THE OCEAN