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Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:24 PM
Out near Summit in McD. Ran up to get some parts and got back on 75. Some redneck in his mullet machine pulls up next to me as I am cruising at 80 and starts to goose his crapbox. Naturally I made a hand gesture of 'Go ahead,' and sporty gassed it. I let him get about half a car on me before I hammered it and proceeded to decimate his inferior vehicle. Got about 2 bus lengths on his 'can't holds its value-mobile' and he tried to do a trailer park fly-by. This was unacceptable, so I had to gun it again. He didn't even make it to my front bumper before he got his lungs full of my exhaust. What a loser.

So, red camaro SS mullet trailer trash welfare bandit, if you are on here..get a real car fag.

Repost Squintz
04-02-2007, 07:26 PM
wow, like he would be on this site. lame. Congratufuckulations you can type bigs words too. this is prolly what you used to look them up too.

CHADbee
04-02-2007, 07:27 PM
welcome to import atlanta :lmao:

hydroshutter
04-02-2007, 07:27 PM
there's only a few red Camaros I know of.

onebadbird96
04-02-2007, 07:28 PM
Out near Summit in McD. Ran up to get some parts and got back on 75. Some redneck in his mullet machine pulls up next to me as I am cruising at 80 and starts to goose his crapbox. Naturally I made a hand gesture of 'Go ahead,' and sporty gassed it. I let him get about half a car on me before I hammered it and proceeded to decimate his inferior vehicle. Got about 2 bus lengths on his 'can't holds its value-mobile' and he tried to do a trailer park fly-by. This was unacceptable, so I had to gun it again. He didn't even make it to my front bumper before he got his lungs full of my exhaust. What a loser.

So, red camaro SS mullet trailer trash welfare bandit, if you are on here..get a real car fag.
so what do you got?

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:29 PM
so what do you got?
I got game son, that's what I got.

onebadbird96
04-02-2007, 07:30 PM
I got game son, that's what I got.
so you want to be a smartass what do you drive?

CHADbee
04-02-2007, 07:30 PM
LMAO

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:31 PM
wow, like he would be on this site. lame. Congratufuckulations you can type bigs words too. this is prolly what you used to look them up too.
Nice of you to take time from running your laundromat to post that wonderful insight. I'm terribly sorry if you actually can't fathom big boy words. Maybe, just maybe, I will start typing out all my posts in a format you can understand like: SEE DICK RUN, SEE SPOT RUN, & SEE KOREAN SCREAM "NO BUY YOU GO."

Repost Squintz
04-02-2007, 07:33 PM
Nice of you to take time from running your laundromat to post that wonderful insight. I'm terribly sorry if you actually can't fathom big boy words. Maybe, just maybe, I will start typing out all my posts in a format you can understand like: SEE DICK RUN, SEE SPOT RUN, & SEE KOREAN SCREAM "NO BUY YOU GO."
thats all you got? lol!!LOL :lmfao:
see you're just stalling cause you cant come up with anything quick enough. U sure those were exhaust fumes that were coming out of your Vehicle?
fucking noobs.

hydroshutter
04-02-2007, 07:34 PM
:lmfao:hahaha

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:35 PM
so you want to be a smartass what do you drive?
Does it matter chester molester? Let me just state what would happen:

You'll talk shit about my car.
You'll offer to race my car.
I'll accept and show up at said spot.
You'll bitch out like a gaping vag that got triple teamed by black dudes.
I'll post how you pussied out.
You'll vehemently deny it and claim I was the one who bitched out.

Go sniff your sister's underwear steamhead.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:37 PM
thats all you got? lol!!LOL :lmfao:
see you're just stalling cause you cant come up with anything quick enough. U sure those were exhaust fumes that were coming out of your Vehicle?
fucking noobs.

Don't get mad at me because S.W.A.T come into your house and disrespect your famiry.

hydroshutter
04-02-2007, 07:37 PM
thats all you got? lol!!LOL :lmfao:
see you're just stalling cause you cant come up with anything quick enough. U sure those were exhaust fumes that were coming out of your Vehicle?
fucking noobs.

First you posted, "thats all you got? lol!!LOL :lmfao:"

then you modified it right about the time he posted with, "see you're just stalling cause you cant come up with anything quick enough. U sure those were exhaust fumes that were coming out of your Vehicle?
fucking noobs."

Wouldn't you be the one not quick enough to come up with something?

Repost Squintz
04-02-2007, 07:41 PM
First you posted, "thats all you got? lol!!LOL :lmfao:"

then you modified it right about the time he posted with, "see you're just stalling cause you cant come up with anything quick enough. U sure those were exhaust fumes that were coming out of your Vehicle?
fucking noobs."

Wouldn't you be the one not quick enough to come up with something?
anyways, im just trying to help flame the noob. Since, he obviously can't introduce himself the right way, or answer a question.

onebadbird96
04-02-2007, 07:41 PM
Does it matter chester molester? Let me just state what would happen:

You'll talk shit about my car.
You'll offer to race my car.
I'll accept and show up at said spot.
You'll bitch out like a gaping vag that got triple teamed by black dudes.
I'll post how you pussied out.
You'll vehemently deny it and claim I was the one who bitched out.

Go sniff your sister's underwear steamhead.
dude why do you think its cool to be a dick pm me if you want to run and it will be under my codn and what the fuck are you saying chester molester i dont take after btlfed

hydroshutter
04-02-2007, 07:41 PM
anyways, im just trying to help flame the noob. Since, he obviously can't introduce himself the right way, or answer a question.

Do yo thang.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:45 PM
dude why do you think its cool to be a dick pm me if you want to run and it will be under my codn and what the fuck are you saying chester molester i dont take after btlfed
I don't give two shits if you think it's cool or not. Really, I have more concern for the corn in my shit than I do about your opinion on anything. Looking at some of your posts on here, you should pay more attention to scrubbing the skid marks out of your underwear than trying to call people out. As for your callout of me, I must reiterate:
You'll talk shit about my car.
You'll offer to race my car.
I'll accept and show up at said spot.
You'll bitch out like a gaping vag that got triple teamed by black dudes.
I'll post how you pussied out.
You'll vehemently deny it and claim I was the one who bitched out.

Repost Squintz
04-02-2007, 07:47 PM
I don't give two shits if you think it's cool or not. Really, I have more concern for the corn in my shit than I do about your opinion on anything. Looking at some of your posts on here, you should pay more attention to scrubbing the skid marks out of your underwear than trying to call people out. As for your callout of me, I must reiterate:
You'll talk shit about my car.
You'll offer to race my car.
I'll accept and show up at said spot.
You'll bitch out like a gaping vag that got triple teamed by black dudes.
I'll post how you pussied out.
You'll vehemently deny it and claim I was the one who bitched out.
wtf dude. U just reposted yourself. :lmfao:

CHADbee
04-02-2007, 07:48 PM
lolz

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:48 PM
anyways, im just trying to help flame the noob. Since, he obviously can't introduce himself the right way, or answer a question.
Introduce myself the right way? What the fuck jackie chan, is this the Valentine's Day Dance? Do I need to bow and curtsy before I give you a synopsis of my life's history? GTFO with that gayness. Maybe go to richardsimmons.com and post a sweet introduction about yourself in the sweatintotheoldies or dealameal section. You'll probably get the heartfelt love you seem to be craving. Hell, maybe you'll find a big girl to love since fat girls need love too.

lightspeed
04-02-2007, 07:49 PM
LOL, this is most likely a random tool just being an idiot. I wouldnt waste too much effort on this.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:50 PM
wtf dude. U just reposted yourself. :lmfao:
I guess if it's not Calculus, then it totally goes over your head. Read my post again, and this time try and use your English-To-Korean dictionary.

onebadbird96
04-02-2007, 07:50 PM
it looks like you just bitched up oh well you must drive a vw bug cuz it sound like you have a pussy instead of balls

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:50 PM
LOL, this is most likely a random tool just being an idiot. I wouldnt waste too much effort on this.
M-m-m-m-me eit-t-t-t-t-her

Repost Squintz
04-02-2007, 07:50 PM
LOL, sounds like u know from experience.

FAHHQUE700
04-02-2007, 07:51 PM
ohhh... I farted. Anybody have a trailer for-sale?

Repost Squintz
04-02-2007, 07:52 PM
ohhh... I farted. Anybody have a trailer for-sale?
damn man, wtf did u eat? :screwy:

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:52 PM
it looks like you just bitched up oh well you must drive a vw bug cuz it sound like you have a pussy instead of balls
You got me there nutslap.http://smiliesftw.com/x/hsughhay.gif

Maybe I should follow in your footsteps and challenge people to races with cars and bikes I don't own.

CHADbee
04-02-2007, 07:56 PM
IP check anyone?

FAHHQUE700
04-02-2007, 07:56 PM
So, Fred Sanford...

You must drive a ole red Ford truck wid da nawzzz? that's the only way you can beat camerryos.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 07:57 PM
So, Fred Sanford...

You must drive a ole red Ford truck wid da nawzzz? that's the only way you can beat camerryos.
Nah son..Ise be peyompin sum da modurn dai cahs up in hurra.

onebadbird96
04-02-2007, 09:06 PM
like i said if your not a bitch you will pm me

OneSlow5pt0
04-02-2007, 09:13 PM
damn,IA is been crazy last couple of weeks,lol

hydroshutter
04-02-2007, 09:31 PM
like i said if your not a bitch you will pm me

You're a fine one to call someone else a bitch :lmfao:

slowhawk01
04-02-2007, 09:57 PM
DAMN

The kills forum is so Fucking gay and lame lately. We have this fag on here talking about racing a camaro SS. We got a person calling out people for a minimum bet of $500.00 with a car that isn't not even his :gay: . We have guys argueing over who has rode in a guys car and if they even know the guy or not:rolleyes: Who gives a FUCK:rant:

This is all just bullshit latley. I think the private section will be being used more and more:yes:

P.S If you don't own the FUCKING car don't call people out with it and then not show up:eek:

LT1UltraZ
04-02-2007, 10:07 PM
Out near Summit in McD. Ran up to get some parts and got back on 75. Some redneck in his mullet machine pulls up next to me as I am cruising at 80 and starts to goose his crapbox. Naturally I made a hand gesture of 'Go ahead,' and sporty gassed it. I let him get about half a car on me before I hammered it and proceeded to decimate his inferior vehicle. Got about 2 bus lengths on his 'can't holds its value-mobile' and he tried to do a trailer park fly-by. This was unacceptable, so I had to gun it again. He didn't even make it to my front bumper before he got his lungs full of my exhaust. What a loser.

So, red camaro SS mullet trailer trash welfare bandit, if you are on here..get a real car fag.

i think it was me!! I want a rematch :ninja:

BTLFED
04-02-2007, 10:21 PM
like i said if your not a bitch you will pm me

Well you are a bitch so isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?

IP Check in progress.......

198plus
04-02-2007, 10:21 PM
Anybody know who he is. :yes:
You got me there nutslap.http://smiliesftw.com/x/hsughhay.gif

Maybe I should follow in your footsteps and challenge people to races with cars and bikes I don't own.

BTLFED
04-02-2007, 10:22 PM
Anybody know who he is. :yes:

IP doesnt match anyone. Doesn't look like a proxy IP either. Hmm.....maybe this guy doesn't like onebigturd either.....

198plus
04-02-2007, 10:26 PM
Onebigturd's best friend is missing today, Imagine that :thinking:
IP doesnt match anyone. Doesn't look like a proxy IP either. Hmm.....maybe this guy doesn't like onebigturd either.....

BTLFED
04-02-2007, 10:30 PM
Onebigturd's best friend is missing today, Imagine that :thinking:

Who, "B"? He doesn't get internet at his New house until tomorrow.

198plus
04-02-2007, 10:33 PM
JUST THINKING :???: :???: :???:
Who, "B"? He doesn't get internet at his New house until tomorrow.

BTLFED
04-02-2007, 10:41 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

What?

David88vert
04-02-2007, 10:57 PM
dude why do you think its cool to be a dick pm me if you want to run and it will be under my codn and what the fuck are you saying chester molester i dont take after btlfed

I PM'ed you, you bitched out like the little punk bitch you are.


it looks like you just bitched up oh well you must drive a vw bug cuz it sound like you have a pussy instead of balls

You have no room to talk to anyone. You are the biggest pussy on here.

Ericp
04-02-2007, 11:11 PM
drama ftl

BUGMAN
04-02-2007, 11:22 PM
i think it was me!! I want a rematch :ninja:

:lmfao:

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:23 PM
DAMN

The kills forum is so Fucking gay and lame lately. We have this fag on here talking about racing a camaro SS. We got a person calling out people for a minimum bet of $500.00 with a car that isn't not even his :gay: . We have guys argueing over who has rode in a guys car and if they even know the guy or not:rolleyes: Who gives a FUCK:rant:

This is all just bullshit latley. I think the private section will be being used more and more:yes:

P.S If you don't own the FUCKING car don't call people out with it and then not show up:eek:

Just a hint for you swizzle dick. Stop taking the internet, and life for that matter, so seriously.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:25 PM
i think it was me!! I want a rematch :ninja:
If 12.6 is all you run then you don't want a match. I'd drag your ass.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:26 PM
IP doesnt match anyone. Doesn't look like a proxy IP either. Hmm.....maybe this guy doesn't like onebigturd either.....
I'm the real deal son. Straight from Sanford & Son Salvage..here to regulate suckas and fish eyed fools.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:30 PM
like i said if your not a bitch you will pm me
WTF do you plan to race me in? You apparently have no car. You swing off the nuts of some dude in your trailer park who managed to move up to the grill at McDonalds and afford a bike. Now you talk shit, but hide behind him.
What will YOU race me in? I don't mean someone elses car or bike...YOUR car or bike shitbrick. I have both cars and a bike, and all will drag your little prepubescent ass up and down any road. Can you even meet up to race? Doesn't mommy have a set curfew of 10pm for you?

David88vert
04-02-2007, 11:33 PM
WTF do you plan to race me in? You apparently have no car. You swing off the nuts of some dude in your trailer park who managed to move up to the grill at McDonalds and afford a bike. Now you talk shit, but hide behind him.
What will YOU race me in? I don't mean someone elses car or bike...YOUR car or bike shitbrick. I have both cars and a bike, and all will drag your little prepubescent ass up and down any road. Can you even meet up to race? Doesn't mommy have a set curfew of 10pm for you?

I've already been through all this with him....

LT1UltraZ
04-02-2007, 11:34 PM
If 12.6 is all you run then you don't want a match. I'd drag your ass.

12.6 is hell of a faster then your keyboard :lmfao:


what you got? Logitech, Saitek, stock dell or perhaps a microsoft?

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:36 PM
I've already been through all this with him....
I read that already. I just wanted to reiterate that he is a beanpole little punk white trash who talks shit but can't back it up. His replies make me laugh. Not 'spray milk out of my nose' laugh, but more 'damn he is pathetic' laugh.

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:38 PM
12.6 is hell of a faster then your keyboard :lmfao:


what you got? Logitech, Saitek, stock dell or perhaps a microsoft?
Well I just found out that you like to put that time in your sig to throw people off. Why not just be a man and put your real times? How's it feel to drive a low 11 sec car that's worth less than a Civic?

LT1UltraZ
04-02-2007, 11:39 PM
Well I just found out that you like to put that time in your sig to throw people off. Why not just be a man and put your real times? How's it feel to drive a low 11 sec car that's worth less than a Civic?


a lot better then driving a fucken keyboard :gay:and that is a real time :taun:

btw why dont u be a man and tells us all about your keyboard....you must have some nice mods on it to be runing it so well :idb:

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:42 PM
a lot better then driving a fucken keyboard :gay:
Congratulations on owing 1 car. I bet it hurts when it breaks down and you have to ask mommy for a ride to your job at Jiffy Lube. In fact, didn't that sweet ass ride just recently mess up a head and have to be rebuilt? Sweet ride indeed man!
I hope one day I will be as successful as you and own 1 car that apparently needs rebuilding every other month. AWESOME!

Ohh--You edited after I quoted. Guess your train pulled into the station a few cars short the first time.

LT1UltraZ
04-02-2007, 11:47 PM
Congratulations on owing 1 car. I bet it hurts when it breaks down and you have to ask mommy for a ride to your job at Jiffy Lube. In fact, didn't that sweet ass ride just recently mess up a head and have to be rebuilt? Sweet ride indeed man!
I hope one day I will be as successful as you and own 1 car that apparently needs rebuilding every other month. AWESOME!

lol i didnt think drilling a rocker arm stud bolt hole and putting a helicoil in the head was considered a rebuild :lmfao: anyways, why dont you fill us in on that sweet keyboard of yours :bump:

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:55 PM
lol i didnt think drilling a rocker arm stud bolt hole and putting a helicoil in the head was considered a rebuild :lmfao: anyways, why dont you fill us in on that sweet keyboard of yours :bump:
I like how you keep falling back on your keyboard remarks. It shows that your intelligence is about on par with my dogs and thusly your one track mind is simply recycling the same remark over and over. Basically it's like when I hold a milk bone up for my dog..he keeps thinking milkbone..milkbone..over and over. In your case it's simply..lame keyboard crack...lame keyboard crack.

I know it's probably hard for you, I mean not having a fully functional brain and all, but try to come up with some new material. I don't know if you are up to this reading level yet, but check out The Little Engine That Could. If you keep saying I THINK I CAN over and over, you MIGHT be able to make one decent wisecrack in my general direction. Then again, the synapses in your brain are probably misfiring as you read this.

lightspeed
04-02-2007, 11:57 PM
anyways, why dont you fill us in on that sweet keyboard of yours :bump:
Here's a pic of Fred's ride... SWEET!

Tracer
04-02-2007, 11:58 PM
LOL

Fred Sanford
04-02-2007, 11:59 PM
Here's a pic of Fred's ride... SWEET!
http://www.unknown.nu/cartoon/images/ppig
A T-t-t-t-t-t-that's pretty f-f-f-f-f-f-..pretty f-f-f-f-f-f-.....pretty good.

LT1UltraZ
04-03-2007, 12:00 AM
I like how you keep falling back on your keyboard remarks. It shows that your intelligence is about on par with my dogs and thusly your one track mind is simply recycling the same remark over and over. Basically it's like when I hold a milk bone up for my dog..he keeps thinking milkbone..milkbone..over and over. In your case it's simply..lame keyboard crack...lame keyboard crack.

I know it's probably hard for you, I mean not having a fully functional brain and all, but try to come up with some new material. I don' tknow if you are up to this reading level yet, but check out The Little Engine That Could. If you keep saying I THINK I CAN over and over, you MIGHT be able to make one decent wisecrack in my general direction. Then again, the synapses in your brain are probably misfiring as you read this.

wow..i dont even know what to say to that :lmfao:

Anyways...are you going to let us know what you drive or continue making bunch of excuses? :lmfao:

LT1UltraZ
04-03-2007, 12:01 AM
Here's a pic of Fred's ride... SWEET!

wow is it wireless? :eek:

BlkCD5
04-03-2007, 12:03 AM
he drives a turbo prism :ninja:

onebadbird96
04-03-2007, 12:04 AM
I like how you keep falling back on your keyboard remarks. It shows that your intelligence is about on par with my dogs and thusly your one track mind is simply recycling the same remark over and over. Basically it's like when I hold a milk bone up for my dog..he keeps thinking milkbone..milkbone..over and over. In your case it's simply..lame keyboard crack...lame keyboard crack.

I know it's probably hard for you, I mean not having a fully functional brain and all, but try to come up with some new material. I don't know if you are up to this reading level yet, but check out The Little Engine That Could. If you keep saying I THINK I CAN over and over, you MIGHT be able to make one decent wisecrack in my general direction. Then again, the synapses in your brain are probably misfiring as you read this.

omg this kid talks more shit then i do. dam

lightspeed
04-03-2007, 12:05 AM
Anyways...are you going to let us know what you drive or continue making bunch of excuses? :lmfao:
I figured out who it is... We'll see him out sometime soon Im sure. We'll see how big his mouth is in real life. This isnt the first time his mouth is writing checks his little ass cant cash.

lightspeed
04-03-2007, 12:06 AM
he drives a turbo prism :ninja:
its got a turbo but not a prism ;)

hydroshutter
04-03-2007, 12:06 AM
I figured out who it is... We'll see him out sometime Im sure. We'll see how big his mouth is in real life. This isnt the first time his mouth is writing checks his little ass cant cash.

Who is it? :ninja:

TIGERJC
04-03-2007, 12:06 AM
I figured out who it is... We'll see him out sometime Im sure. We'll see how big his mouth is in real life. This isnt the first time his mouth is writing checks his little ass cant cash.
who is it?

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 12:07 AM
wow..i dont even know what to say to that :lmfao:

Anyways...are you going to let us know what you drive or continue making bunch of excuses? :lmfao:You're really grasping for something witty to say aren't you? Now that I shitted all over your weakass keyboard crack, you want to flap the gums about what I drive. I have a few cars actually. Which one are you asking about specifically? I know none of them are no luxury ride like that '95 Z that you are pimping. Tell me, how does it feel to drive a car that is right off the sweet-meter? I can't fathom cruising around in style and comfort like you. Please, share with me the secrets of your success!!

TIGERJC
04-03-2007, 12:07 AM
Who is it? :ninja:
jinx :D

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 12:08 AM
its got a turbo but not a prism ;)
Oh shit son. Who let da dawgs out? Please share your knowledge with everyone.

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 12:11 AM
Goddamn some of you need to take a typing class. Stephen fucking Hawking can type faster than some of you bitches and that nigga use a goddamn straw in his mouf.

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 12:15 AM
Aight, while some of you half-brains are typing out those scathing replies that will surely be a devastating blow to my soul, I'm gonna go get me some yellow cake from Kroger.

David88vert
04-03-2007, 07:29 AM
omg this kid talks more shit then i do. dam

The difference is - he will probably actually come out to run, and not back out. Especially with - "I don't want to run at the track...." and "My GSXR rapes Busas, but I don't want to run it against your R1..."

hydroshutter
04-03-2007, 07:43 AM
I think Fred has replaced onebadbird; we no longer need him around.

BUGMAN
04-03-2007, 08:10 AM
I think Fred has replaced onebadbird; we no longer need him around.


Good point but I can't say too much since we don't race on the street.


So douche-bag when ya gonna come take Austin for a ride in your vette?

hydroshutter
04-03-2007, 08:31 AM
So douche-bag when ya gonna come take Austin for a ride in your vette?

:D Which one?

Sold the blue one, the black one is on it's way. Anytime.

Kyle
04-03-2007, 08:36 AM
If this was to be anyone on IA with a new account I would say its QD. Just because he is saying things like "you can't fathom these big words" etc. That's my guess, but I doubt its him.

Doppelgänger
04-03-2007, 08:46 AM
omg this kid talks more shit then i do. dam

at least he knows what sentence structure and spelling are.

Tracer
04-03-2007, 08:48 AM
I agree....

Doppelgänger
04-03-2007, 08:50 AM
I think Fred has replaced onebadbird; we no longer need him around.Yes, Fred's posts actually make sense and he's not trying to run everyone who replies car. Not to mention he insults are much better then vanillaice's middle school comebacks.

And at least Fred has a car, unlike thunderchicken.

hydroshutter
04-03-2007, 08:52 AM
Precisely.

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 12:06 PM
I'm still waiting for a reply from a few people, namely LT1UltaZ. Where is his newest literary masterpiece?

2.0civic
04-03-2007, 12:09 PM
cliffs? im not reading 5 pages...did he ever say what he smoked the SS in?

hydroshutter
04-03-2007, 12:15 PM
cliffs? im not reading 5 pages...did he ever say what he smoked the SS in?

Ah come on, what else do you have to do? ;)

SMOKENU
04-03-2007, 12:28 PM
Of coarse he never said what he drives. Because its just a bunch of made up lies like everything else on here. Its almost like when someone says they own a car or won a race we need full documintation video and pictures :lmfao:

2.0civic
04-03-2007, 12:30 PM
Ah come on, what else do you have to do? ;)

so i heard you have seen my coworkers saleen.....

SMOKENU
04-03-2007, 12:32 PM
so i heard you have seen my coworkers saleen.....

he must have seen it in his rearview mirror as he was blowing by it :idb:

2.0civic
04-03-2007, 12:34 PM
he must have seen it in his rearview mirror as he was blowing by it :idb:

so the story goes....its an auto base model so its nothing special, just the kid thinks its hot shit cause he can repeatedly talk shit about my civic but yet he drives a kitted auto gt:rolleyes: and before that drove a riced out teg....

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 01:00 PM
at least he knows what sentence structure and spelling are.
Mah mama din raze no dumme!

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 01:01 PM
Of coarse he never said what he drives. Because its just a bunch of made up lies like everything else on here. Its almost like when someone says they own a car or won a race we need full documintation video and pictures :lmfao:
I don't know about video or pictures, but I'd be willing to give you a DNA sample across on your chin.

"B"
04-03-2007, 01:18 PM
Does it matter chester molester? Let me just state what would happen:

You'll talk shit about my car.
You'll offer to race my car.
I'll accept and show up at said spot.
You'll bitch out like a gaping vag that got triple teamed by black dudes.
I'll post how you pussied out.
You'll vehemently deny it and claim I was the one who bitched out.

Go sniff your sister's underwear steamhead.

Ownage! I like this guy.

"B"
04-03-2007, 01:20 PM
dude why do you think its cool to be a dick pm me if you want to run and it will be under my codn and what the fuck are you saying chester molester i dont take after btlfed


I did pm you. Now pm me if you are going to run or not.

"B"
04-03-2007, 01:23 PM
like i said if your not a bitch you will pm me

Run me.

Tonight.

This is not a drill.

"B"
04-03-2007, 01:28 PM
Onebigturd's best friend is missing today, Imagine that :thinking:


Oops, nice try though.

I heard from a certain turdbird that we are no longer running, is this true?

"B"
04-03-2007, 01:31 PM
omg this kid talks more shit then i do. dam

Yeah, but he does it with style. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I like this guy already.


I think it's the "take on all comers" attitude.

"B"
04-03-2007, 01:34 PM
If this was to be anyone on IA with a new account I would say its QD. Just because he is saying things like "you can't fathom these big words" etc. That's my guess, but I doubt its him.



That was my first thought as well. But they said it was a different IP.


Wait, I moved recently. Is it me?

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 01:48 PM
That was my first thought as well. But they said it was a different IP.


Wait, I moved recently. Is it me?
Didn't you get the memo? Apparently only 1 person in the Southeast is able to say the word 'fathom.' I guess since I said it, I've inadvertently stepped on the toes of the registered owner of 'fathom.' Maybe I will have to search for a new word that I myself can trademark. This way, when I use said word, everyone will know it is I. Maybe I will go with discern. Not my first choice, but since fathom is already spoken for.

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 01:51 PM
I'm still waiting for some shit talk from LT1UltraGayZ. I enjoyed verbally laying the smack down in his ghetto limo.

"B"
04-03-2007, 02:38 PM
Didn't you get the memo? Apparently only 1 person in the Southeast is able to say the word 'fathom.' I guess since I said it, I've inadvertently stepped on the toes of the registered owner of 'fathom.' Maybe I will have to search for a new word that I myself can trademark. This way, when I use said word, everyone will know it is I. Maybe I will go with discern. Not my first choice, but since fathom is already spoken for.


Does this mean that I am not you? This is the 3rd IP address I have used to post on these boards.

Fred Sanford
04-03-2007, 06:14 PM
Does this mean that I am not you? This is the 3rd IP address I have used to post on these boards.
You're not me? Shoot, I thought I was you for a minute. I am IP #2 I think.

I am deeply saddened by the apparent death of this thread.

"B"
04-03-2007, 07:30 PM
You were on a roll for a little bit though.

hydroshutter
04-03-2007, 11:32 PM
Time to pick it back up, Fred!

I'm Comin' Erizabef!

"B"
04-03-2007, 11:36 PM
Ah fuck, and I am ging to bed. Ain't that a bitch.

Fred Sanford
04-04-2007, 09:58 AM
So yeah, '95 camaro's are about as white trashy as you can get in regards to a DD.

"B"
04-04-2007, 10:05 AM
Here we go!!!

hydroshutter
04-04-2007, 12:59 PM
So yeah, '95 camaro's are about as white trashy as you can get in regards to a DD.

:eek:

Fred Sanford
04-04-2007, 01:54 PM
I'm casting the bait, but it seems the douchefish aren't biting today.
http://smiliesftw.com/big/vemo512.gif

hydroshutter
04-04-2007, 02:49 PM
Wuh Hail! Yee ourghta getchee sum Crawdads frum Larry down at the Bait Shop. Heerza pic ofum.

http://i12.tinypic.com/2urs677.jpg

Tracer
04-04-2007, 04:29 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Benefit
04-04-2007, 05:23 PM
fred sanford ftw

FAHHQUE700
04-04-2007, 07:04 PM
Anybody figure out who this guy is yet? and what is the point of the thread?

hydroshutter
04-04-2007, 09:14 PM
He's that guy who does that thing in that place where they do those activities, ya know?

shkettle
04-04-2007, 09:42 PM
i think he is from where the men are men, and the sheep run scared

Fred Sanford
04-05-2007, 01:11 AM
i think he is from where the men are men, and the sheep run scaredYou wanted my attention and now you've got it. I guess you craved my attention because mommy and daddy don't give you enough. Perhaps it's because mom is out trying to sell her body to pay for her and daddy's heroin habit. Meanwhile, in between highs, daddy sits around the house watching Jerry Springer reruns and calling the guests "suckas" and yelling that they "got served" when it turns out the person fucking their wife/husband is their best friend who happens to be a tranny. Please, next time you try to become into a Fred Sanford thread trying to show how stalwart you are, think again. Your crack may come off as the joke-of-the-motherfucking-century down and bill-jack's bait and BBQ, but in this thread there is miniscule if any humor at all in it. I've seen amputations that had more humor content than your post. God have mercy on your soul.

Fred Sanford
04-05-2007, 01:15 AM
Anybody figure out who this guy is yet? and what is the point of the thread?http://i5.tinypic.com/3yx0lq8.jpg

SMOKENU
04-05-2007, 01:20 AM
You wanted my attention and now you've got it. I guess you craved my attention because mommy and daddy don't give you enough. Perhaps it's because mom is out trying to sell her body to pay for her and daddy's heroin habit. Meanwhile, in between highs, daddy sits around the house watching Jerry Springer reruns and calling the guests "suckas" and yelling that they "got served" when it turns out the person fucking their wife/husband is their best friend who happens to be a tranny. Please, next time you try to become into a Fred Sanford thread trying to show how stalwart you are, think again. Your crack may come off as the joke-of-the-motherfucking-century down and bill-jack's bait and BBQ, but in this thread there is miniscule if any humor at all in it. I've seen amputations that had more humor content than your post. God have mercy on your soul.

You are fucking retared and :gay:

Don't they have a whores lounge for this stupid shit :yes:

Fred Sanford
04-05-2007, 01:25 AM
You are fucking retared and :gay:

Don't they have a whores lounge for this stupid shit :yes:
The irony of your post is clearly evident. You've shown the true "retared" is yourself. Maybe next time you try to insult someone, you should at least spell the words correctly.

"B"
04-05-2007, 09:08 AM
In before the lock.

slowhawk01
04-05-2007, 01:33 PM
The irony of your post is clearly evident. You've shown the true "retared" is yourself. Maybe next time you try to insult someone, you should at least spell the words correctly.

I'm not insulting just telling the truth. Sorry my keyboard racing skills are not as good as your. I hit a wrong key I guess in your world thats like a missing a gear:goodjob:

You can run your mouth all you want I'm sure you just another fag on here that decided to be cool and get another screen name because there board at work:goodjob:

Also what do you drive again?????? I never heard you mention that. I guess nothing or your to embarassed to say. I will run you if you want and set you out a couple of cars:yes:

FAHHQUE700
04-05-2007, 06:57 PM
I think he has a Mustang with a 3JZ swap GT Series 118MM twins and air to water intercooler, Allison 16spd w/ jake and GTslOw's old nitrous system.

GTslOw
04-05-2007, 09:59 PM
I think he has a Mustang with a 3JZ swap GT Series 118MM twins and air to water intercooler, Allison 16spd w/ jake and GTslOw's old nitrous system.hey leave my nitrous kit out of this:tongue1:

slowhawk01
04-05-2007, 11:53 PM
I think he has a Mustang with a 3JZ swap GT Series 118MM twins and air to water intercooler, Allison 16spd w/ jake and GTslOw's old nitrous system.

No he drives an 04 SLOBRA and is to scared to race anyone because he scared that peice of junk will drug down road. Bring that shit out and run it instead of your mouth. Your worse than thacker ever was. Atleast he actually raced once in a blue moon.

"B"
04-06-2007, 12:16 AM
I know who Fred is, kind of.

Or the story behind Fred.

lol

Tracer
04-06-2007, 01:25 AM
Still want to see his Honda Fit. Anyone that would put nitrous on those cars has to be stupid.

hydroshutter
04-06-2007, 02:59 AM
Fred has a Slobra?

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 03:03 AM
Fred has got ALOT of baller cars....well what I was told. So he's no joke.
It's true. Every day I've got to decide if I wanna drive mah Ferrari, Lambo, Porsche, or Fit. I usually stick with the Fit.

hydroshutter
04-06-2007, 03:07 AM
Seems like a pretty obvious choice to me, or you could drive a non-existant '96 TransAm. I hear those are pretty cool.

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 03:08 AM
No he drives an 04 SLOBRA and is to scared to race anyone because he scared that peice of junk will drug down road. Bring that shit out and run it instead of your mouth. Your worse than thacker ever was. Atleast he actually raced once in a blue moon.
It's really an '05 Cobra. Yeah, they didn't make any that year, but Ford cranked up the shit to make me 1 of 1 for '05. I'm that special.

onebadbird96
04-06-2007, 03:42 AM
Seems like a pretty obvious choice to me, or you could drive a non-existant '96 TransAm. I hear those are pretty cool.so i guess ill be driving my non-existant '96 TransAm when i go meet up with "b" this wekend so i guess i cant go

"B"
04-06-2007, 09:13 AM
Thats a B with a capital B.

When and where are we meeting?

You gonna go with me to Gwuinett?

"B"
04-06-2007, 09:14 AM
It's true. Every day I've got to decide if I wanna drive mah Ferrari, Lambo, Porsche, or Fit. I usually stick with the Fit.


I would stay with the Fit too. That way you can still pay your insurance for the other cars. Gas is getting too expensive.

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 10:36 AM
so i guess ill be driving my non-existant '96 TransAm when i go meet up with "b" this wekend so i guess i cant go
Wow, you've got a '96 T/A and LT1UltraGay has a '95 Z28. Guess I know who the real life Trailer Park Boys are around here.
Are you sure you can pull yourself away from the NASCAR race long enough to meet up with B?
Whooooooooooo go dale jr whooooooooooo!

iloveboost
04-06-2007, 10:54 AM
lol

slowhawk01
04-06-2007, 11:25 AM
It's really an '05 Cobra. Yeah, they didn't make any that year, but Ford cranked up the shit to make me 1 of 1 for '05. I'm that special.

So I take it your to much of a bitch to bring that shit out and race?? You talk alot of shit on here and no racing. You even have a blower on your car and still won't race an all motor vette. Thats just pathetic:yes:

I guess thats why you drive a SLOWBRA talk shit and never run.

slowhawk01
04-06-2007, 11:26 AM
Wow, you've got a '96 T/A and LT1UltraGay has a '95 Z28. Guess I know who the real life Trailer Park Boys are around here.
Are you sure you can pull yourself away from the NASCAR race long enough to meet up with B?
Whooooooooooo go dale jr whooooooooooo!

Whats wrong with living in a trailor park????? I guess I need to peal my Tony Stewert sticker off my car:yes:

Well I'm off to go run the pinks all out show in Rockingham yall have fun:goodjob:

Big J
04-06-2007, 11:29 AM
Out near Summit in McD. Ran up to get some parts and got back on 75. Some redneck in his mullet machine pulls up next to me as I am cruising at 80 and starts to goose his crapbox. Naturally I made a hand gesture of 'Go ahead,' and sporty gassed it. I let him get about half a car on me before I hammered it and proceeded to decimate his inferior vehicle. Got about 2 bus lengths on his 'can't holds its value-mobile' and he tried to do a trailer park fly-by. This was unacceptable, so I had to gun it again. He didn't even make it to my front bumper before he got his lungs full of my exhaust. What a loser.

So, red camaro SS mullet trailer trash welfare bandit, if you are on here..get a real car fag.

So he was from a rival trailer park, and you're stoked you got the win?

"B"
04-06-2007, 12:47 PM
So I take it your to much of a bitch to bring that shit out and race?? You talk alot of shit on here and no racing. You even have a blower on your car and still won't race an all motor vette. Thats just pathetic:yes:

I guess thats why you drive a SLOWBRA talk shit and never run.

You did catch the part that they didn't make 05 cobra's right?

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 01:09 PM
You did catch the part that they didn't make 05 cobra's right?
He has enough trouble spelling everyday words, I doubt his reading comprehension is above the average 3rd graders.

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 01:22 PM
So I take it your to much of a bitch to bring that shit out and race?? You talk alot of shit on here and no racing. You even have a blower on your car and still won't race an all motor vette. Thats just pathetic:yes:

I guess thats why you drive a SLOWBRA talk shit and never run.
Whoa...somebody got what they think is the inside scoop and suddenly their head is growing at an enormous rate. Let's see here, does your inside source know me in person? I think not. Have they drawn all their info from things I post on the internet? Yep. Is everything on the internet true? OF COURSE IT IS!

Keep talking out of your ass, your ignorance is as amusing as ever.
While we are on the topic of ignorance, please...PLEASE send me your paypal address. I will paypal you the money to buy hooked on phonics. Maybe after a crash course with that, you'll be able to spell simple words.
Examples of your painfully obvious stupidity:


No he drives an 04 SLOBRA and is to scared to race anyone because he scared that peice of junk will drug down road. Bring that shit out and run it instead of your mouth. Your worse than thacker ever was. Atleast he actually raced once in a blue moon.



I'm not insulting just telling the truth. Sorry my keyboard racing skills are not as good as your. I hit a wrong key I guess in your world thats like a missing a gear:goodjob:

You can run your mouth all you want I'm sure you just another fag on here that decided to be cool and get another screen name because there board at work:goodjob:

Also what do you drive again?????? I never heard you mention that. I guess nothing or your to embarassed to say. I will run you if you want and set you out a couple of cars:yes:



Whats wrong with living in a trailor park????? I guess I need to peal my Tony Stewert sticker off my car:yes:

Really, nobody is asking for literary masterpieces, but the shit you type out is utter retard level grammar.
But wait!! You have a corvette, that means you are uber cool!!
http://smiliesftw.com/huge/bowroflcrowd.gif

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 01:27 PM
Whats wrong with living in a trailor park????? I guess I need to peal my Tony Stewert sticker off my car:yes:

Well I'm off to go run the pinks all out show in Rockingham yall have fun:goodjob:
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I thought you were off to dominate the world...you have a cammed bolt-on corvette and all.

"B"
04-06-2007, 01:49 PM
Whoa...somebody got what they think is the inside scoop and suddenly their head is growing at an enormous rate. Let's see here, does your inside source know me in person? I think not.


I have the real inside scoop. I know who yoru creator is. And I think it's funny as fuck.

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 02:17 PM
I have the real inside scoop. I know who yoru creator is. And I think it's funny as fuck.
Fucking Tom Cruise. I thought that nigga was trustworthy. Wait till Lord Xenu hears that he's been flapping his lips.

onebadbird96
04-06-2007, 03:32 PM
Thats a B with a capital B.

When and where are we meeting?

You gonna go with me to Gwuinett?
i was thinking about it, or the track if you want to do that

onebadbird96
04-06-2007, 03:34 PM
Wow, you've got a '96 T/A and LT1UltraGay has a '95 Z28. Guess I know who the real life Trailer Park Boys are around here.
Are you sure you can pull yourself away from the NASCAR race long enough to meet up with B?
Whooooooooooo go dale jr whooooooooooo!
no see i dont have to pull myself away b/c its on at 1-2 and its off by 6-7. so im good to go!!!!!!!!!!:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

"B"
04-06-2007, 05:38 PM
i was thinking about it, or the track if you want to do that



Can't go to the track quite yet.

mikeAPRTT
04-06-2007, 06:19 PM
I dont come in the killsforum much but it seems like this Fred moron is just trying to piss people off. He doesnt seem to know a whole lot either except how to use a thesaurus. Why are people wasting time on this?

"B"
04-06-2007, 06:44 PM
Fred isn't exactly a real person, although he IS real.


lol

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 07:09 PM
I dont come in the killsforum much but it seems like this Fred moron is just trying to piss people off. He doesnt seem to know a whole lot either except how to use a thesaurus. Why are people wasting time on this?
So now anybody who is good at English automatically is using a thesaurus? Wonderful thought process there. I guess people who can drive well must have gone to a professional driving school?
I don't know a whole lot? When was I asked any question that was meant to exercise my knowledge of whatever 'a whole lot' is?

David88vert
04-06-2007, 09:05 PM
i was thinking about it, or the track if you want to do that

You are the biggest pussy in the world. You consistantly stated you wouldn't run at the track because "some friends of yours burnt out their clutches". Admit it, you are just a shit-talking little cunt who wets his pants everytime someone calls him out. You are a fucking idiot and you need to get out of the kills forum.

You don't have a car or a bike. You ride the bus, you little bitch.

Fred Sanford
04-06-2007, 09:38 PM
You are the biggest pussy in the world. You consistantly stated you wouldn't run at the track because "some friends of yours burnt out their clutches". Admit it, you are just a shit-talking little cunt who wets his pants everytime someone calls him out. You are a fucking idiot and you need to get out of the kills forum.

You don't have a car or a bike. You ride the bus, you little bitch.
Ouch. That is the e-verbal equal to ike slapping tina.

mikeAPRTT
04-06-2007, 11:04 PM
So now anybody who is good at English automatically is using a thesaurus? Wonderful thought process there. I guess people who can drive well must have gone to a professional driving school?
No, not all people, just people trying to sound intelligent. I just have a hard time believing any intelligent person would waste the amount of time you do randomly insulting people. And the fact that you are so infatuated with the quality of grammar and spelling in everyone's post really lends one to believe you are making special efforts to try to "out do" people in this regard. You come across as a high-school jerky using Word to edit your writing on Mom and Dad's Dell.
...Or maybe you're just a pathetic schmuck :goodjob:
Why are you even on here? You obviously arent on here for anything constructive or car-related. You should either stay in one of the lifestyle forums, or just stop posting on here totally.

onebadbird96
04-06-2007, 11:25 PM
You are the biggest pussy in the world. You consistantly stated you wouldn't run at the track because "some friends of yours burnt out their clutches". Admit it, you are just a shit-talking little cunt who wets his pants everytime someone calls him out. You are a fucking idiot and you need to get out of the kills forum.

You don't have a car or a bike. You ride the bus, you little bitch.dude i told you im not runing the bike at the track i never said i wouldnt run my car there so why dont you stfu. i mean i told you i would run you with my car at the track

"B"
04-06-2007, 11:37 PM
It's getting nasty in here.

AND I am not causing it.

Fred Sanford
04-07-2007, 02:18 AM
No, not all people, just people trying to sound intelligent. I just have a hard time believing any intelligent person would waste the amount of time you do randomly insulting people. And the fact that you are so infatuated with the quality of grammar and spelling in everyone's post really lends one to believe you are making special efforts to try to "out do" people in this regard. You come across as a high-school jerky using Word to edit your writing on Mom and Dad's Dell.
...Or maybe you're just a pathetic schmuck :goodjob:
Why are you even on here? You obviously arent on here for anything constructive or car-related. You should either stay in one of the lifestyle forums, or just stop posting on here totally.
I'm sorry, are my big words giving you a headache? Are you having to dig out a dictionary to see what some of these words mean? Unless you never finished high school, then none of the words I use should be an enigma.
You are trying to fault me for practicing good grammar. I should fault you for driving a woman's car. Just seeing a man driving an Audi TT makes me question his sexual orientation. To be quite honest, I feel a bit emasculated just looking at one. So here is a hint for you; Go get a real mans car, then come back and be a prick about my vocabulary. Also next time try not to be so verbose with your replies.

mikeAPRTT
04-07-2007, 02:56 AM
I'm sorry, are my big words giving you a headache? Are you having to dig out a dictionary to see what some of these words mean? Unless you never finished high school, then none of the words I use should be an enigma.
You are trying to fault me for practicing good grammar. I should fault you for driving a woman's car. Just seeing a man driving an Audi TT makes me question his sexual orientation. To be quite honest, I feel a bit emasculated just looking at one. So here is a hint for you; Go get a real mans car, then come back and be a prick about my vocabulary. Also next time try not to be so verbose with your replies.
Funny how you again have no relative retort. As expected.
Oh, and yeah, a Fit is a really masculine car :lmfao: But thats OK...Im sure thats all you could afford on your McDonald's salary :goodjob:
You really ought to change your name to "craftsman," because you really are a tool.
Im done with this, so don't bother to reply to me. Its probably past your bedtime anyway.

Fred Sanford
04-07-2007, 03:26 AM
Funny how you again have no relative retort. As expected.
Oh, and yeah, a Fit is a really masculine car :lmfao: But thats OK...Im sure thats all you could afford on your McDonald's salary :goodjob:
You really ought to change your name to "craftsman," because you really are a tool.
Im done with this, so don't bother to reply to me. Its probably past your bedtime anyway.
No relative retort? Are you fucking retarded on top of being confused about your sexuality? I replied directly to the heart of your previous yammering and addressed your issue with my vocabulary. I guess just claiming that I have no relative retort is your way of saying I made part of your miniscule brain implode like Stardust a few weeks ago.
My Fit is 10000x more relaiable than that chick car you have. Let me guess your dream garage:
VW Beetle
V6 Mustang
VW Cabriolet
Miata
Does that just about cover your "manly" dream stable?
I really like that 'craftsman tool' bit. I think my 6 yr old nephew told me he used that joke a few weeks back. That in itself tells me what sort of level your mentality operates on.
You better get back to fixing those mowers Karl. You don't want scooter to get old Bill Cox on you.

Big J
04-07-2007, 08:31 AM
I'm still failing to understand why somone would come on to a forum clearly labled as being for imports, and then get their jollies talking shit, are you confused.

I'm going to go to team trailer park V-8s dot com and start talking shit about how many miles per gallon I get.

I don't care how well you spell, especailly if you consider the topic to which the effort is being applied. You may be the most articulate MF'er in the world, but between being able to spell, and being able to decide what to apply that "talent" to; I think the later is more an indicative of actual intelligence.

"B"
04-07-2007, 09:50 AM
I'm still failing to understand why somone would come on to a forum clearly labled as being for imports, and then get their jollies talking shit, are you confused.

I'm going to go to team trailer park V-8s dot com and start talking shit about how many miles per gallon I get.

I don't care how well you spell, especailly if you consider the topic to which the effort is being applied. You may be the most articulate MF'er in the world, but between being able to spell, and being able to decide what to apply that "talent" to; I think the later is more an indicative of actual intelligence.



Send me the link to the site you go to. I want to see that shit.

There were an ass load of domestics at the Varsity meet on Thursday. This web site also has a domestic section.

The dude already said he owned a Fit, what the fuck do any of his posts have to do with V-8s?

Or are you just taking all your agression out toward us V-8 owners?

198plus
04-07-2007, 10:34 AM
Well hell I get better gas mileage with my 500 plus hp ZO6 than you :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
I'm still failing to understand why somone would come on to a forum clearly labled as being for imports, and then get their jollies talking shit, are you confused.

I'm going to go to team trailer park V-8s dot com and start talking shit about how many miles per gallon I get.

I don't care how well you spell, especailly if you consider the topic to which the effort is being applied. You may be the most articulate MF'er in the world, but between being able to spell, and being able to decide what to apply that "talent" to; I think the later is more an indicative of actual intelligence.

iloveboost
04-07-2007, 10:39 AM
19city/27highway miles per gallon here!

BTLFED
04-07-2007, 10:49 AM
19city/27highway miles per gallon here!

For real?! My SUV barely gets that!

I'm buying a Z06. :ninja:

iloveboost
04-07-2007, 11:01 AM
If I lay into it all the time, I get about 15. If I baby it, I can get up to 22city and 30mpg highway.

When I drove it from New York (10hr drive), I averaged 26mpg and I wasn't exactly being gas conscious.

BTLFED
04-07-2007, 11:19 AM
If I lay into it all the time, I get about 15. If I baby it, I can get up to 22city and 30mpg highway.

When I drove it from New York (10hr drive), I averaged 26mpg and I wasn't exactly being gas conscious.

I'm sure you weren't. :lmfao:

Fred Sanford
04-07-2007, 12:21 PM
I'm still failing to understand why somone would come on to a forum clearly labled as being for imports, and then get their jollies talking shit, are you confused.

I'm going to go to team trailer park V-8s dot com and start talking shit about how many miles per gallon I get.

I don't care how well you spell, especailly if you consider the topic to which the effort is being applied. You may be the most articulate MF'er in the world, but between being able to spell, and being able to decide what to apply that "talent" to; I think the later is more an indicative of actual intelligence.
Is this not a Kill Forum? I simply posted a kill. Maybe you're angry because you drive a sentra se-r and the only kills you get are the bugs that smash into your winshield on your daily commute to your job at blockbuster.

Please point out where I came in talking trash about imports. Show me a thread I started bashing imports. I posted a domestic kill. I drive a slightly modified fit, and I am quite proud that it can decimate a slowmaro SS.

I'm glad you come close to calling me a wordsmith, it's quite flattering. You have no idea where I utilize my abilites, so you should stop while you are ahead. I never tried to draw attention to my grammar capabilities, but some of your boys have felt the need to keep pointing it out. It's not my fault that I can type out the language I speak with finesse. I mean, we all only speak English, why should we have to spell it correctly or use proper sentence structure? I laugh because you and a few others act like I'm working overtime on typing out fluid replies, but to be quite honest I type them out as fast as most of you type out your mangled posts.

Capt._Ron
04-07-2007, 01:49 PM
"Well actually sir, your posts do not seem to be as eloquent as you may suppose them to be. Hower the dire circumstances of current intellectual situation in the US, have caused your post to be nearly undeciferable to the common IA rabble who can only seem to understand the acronyms used by the infamous group of children hereto and forever known as the emotionals (EMO)....(in a will ferrel voice) OMG where .. am.. i.. i dont know what happened.. ..i think i blacked out for a minute

WickedIXMR
04-07-2007, 05:02 PM
If I lay into it all the time, I get about 15. If I baby it, I can get up to 22city and 30mpg highway.

When I drove it from New York (10hr drive), I averaged 26mpg and I wasn't exactly being gas conscious.
From here to new york is deff not a 10 hr drive lol i dont know how fast you were driving but i know i cant make it in that time

David88vert
04-07-2007, 07:22 PM
How long does it take to go from DC to NY? I have done DC to here in 8 before.

David88vert
04-07-2007, 07:25 PM
dude i told you im not runing the bike at the track i never said i wouldnt run my car there so why dont you stfu. i mean i told you i would run you with my car at the track

Let's do this them. Commerce. Next weekend is FFW, so I know you don't want to run then. May 4 is the the next T&T night, how about then? I'm sure a lot of people from here will be there to see if you even show up, or if you will make another excuse (as I expect). Bring that super-fast 96 TA of yours. I will bring my slow Mustang out.

Fred Sanford
04-07-2007, 08:02 PM
From here to new york is deff not a 10 hr drive lol i dont know how fast you were driving but i know i cant make it in that timeI've done Richmond, VA to Augusta in 6 hrs. Did DC to Augusta in 8. Both times I was doing an average of 85 mph. Can't really see NY to Atl in 10 hrs.

distortion69
04-08-2007, 12:45 AM
I cruised 70 to NY in 13 hours.

I assume he was going over 100 a large portion of the time to get there in that time ;)

Josh

BUGMAN
04-08-2007, 01:09 AM
Atlanta, GA to New York City, NY Total Est. Time: 14 hours, 7 minutes Total Est. Distance: 883.58 miles

Atlanta, GA to Washington, DC Total Est. Time: 10 hours, 16 minutes Total Est. Distance: 639.50 miles

BUGMAN
04-08-2007, 01:11 AM
I cruised 70 to NY in 13 hours.

I assume he was going over 100 a large portion of the time to get there in that time ;)

Josh

That's believable. How ya been? Heard a certain someone is gone for a while? Call me or PM me when ya get a chance.

onebadbird96
04-13-2007, 01:13 AM
so where did the cool guy go??????????????????

Fred Sanford
04-16-2007, 05:09 PM
so where did the cool guy go??????????????????
Is your mangina aching for my attention you 2-bit wigger?

EvasiveEF9
04-16-2007, 06:20 PM
WTF, you're still trying to be a tough guy? Go back to fast and furious, "bra"

94filpfolp
04-16-2007, 07:14 PM
so what does MR.sanford drive?

Fred Sanford
04-16-2007, 08:03 PM
WTF, you're still trying to be a tough guy? Go back to fast and furious, "bra"
Go back to doing menial slingblade retard work like towing cars around. When you go to a top school, then come flap your trap. As it stands, you go to the armpit of Ga schools, so that doesn't say a whole lot about you. What's the matter, not smart enough to get into Uga or GT?

Fred Sanford
04-16-2007, 08:03 PM
WTF, you're still trying to be a tough guy? Go back to fast and furious, "bra"
Go back to doing menial slingblade retard work like towing cars around. When you go to a top school, then come flap your trap. As it stands, you go to the armpit of Ga schools, so that doesn't say a whole lot about you. What's the matter, not smart enough to get into Uga or GT?

David88vert
04-16-2007, 08:17 PM
Fred Sanford has 2 trucks. A 1952 Ford pickup and a 1947 Mercury M-47.
http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/cover_art2/sanfordandson02.jpg

Here is Fred Sanford's "not quite MySpace" page:
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Maze/3101/sandspics.html





Aunt Esther: "Who you calling ugly, sucka?"
Fred Sanford: "I'm calling you ugly, 'cause I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies!"

Aunt Esther: "Who you calling ugly, sucka?"
Fred Sanford: "You. I could put some tracing paper over your head, and draw me a moose face!"

Aunt Esther: "My body was blessed by Mother Nature!"
Fred Sanford: "And it was cursed by Father Time!"

Aunt Esther: "Fred Sanford, the wrath of God will strike you down!"
Fred Sanford: "...And this Louisville Slugger will knock you out!"

Aunt Esther: "Fred Sanford, you are the lowest of the low, the meanest of the mean, and the baddest of the bad."
Fred Sanford: "And you are the ugliest of the ugly."

Fred Sanford: "Back to your cave, bat!"
Aunt Esther: "Watch it, sucka!"

Aunt Esther: "Fred Sanford, I want you to know that my name was in the Bible".
Fred Sanford: "Yeah, Samson slew the Philistines with your jaw-bone."

Lamont: "Pop, why don't you act your age instead of your shoe size."
Fred: "Son, if you don't stop talkin' to me like that, you'll feel my shoe size."

Julio: "Mr. Sanford! Buenos Dias, huh?"
Fred Sanford: "...And beans and disease to you, too!"

hydroshutter
04-16-2007, 10:04 PM
so what does MR.sanford drive?

A Honda Fit.

Fred Sanford
04-16-2007, 11:59 PM
Where my bitches at?

Tracer
04-17-2007, 12:22 AM
Dont know where they're at? How's the Fit coming?

EvasiveEF9
04-17-2007, 01:30 AM
Go back to doing menial slingblade retard work like towing cars around. When you go to a top school, then come flap your trap. As it stands, you go to the armpit of Ga schools, so that doesn't say a whole lot about you. What's the matter, not smart enough to get into Uga or GT?
LoLoL. And you're still just as dumb. You lost the last match with me...you're really trying again? Offering to move cars isn't my job. I was offering to help other people out. I contribute to the IA community. You wouldn't know much about that...
Actually, NGCSU...wtf, why am I argueing with you? We proved last time that NGCSU is far more than you make it out to be, and far more than you'll understand.

You're really not worth my time...again. I wasted my time last time even after saying I wouldn't. Wouldn't you know; I came out on top.

I have no need to prove myself, again. You won't see me post again. Hope you run your nawz into a tree.

Happy Motoring! :goodjob:

Fred Sanford
04-17-2007, 02:50 AM
LoLoL. And you're still just as dumb. You lost the last match with me...you're really trying again? Offering to move cars isn't my job. I was offering to help other people out. I contribute to the IA community. You wouldn't know much about that...
Actually, NGCSU...wtf, why am I argueing with you? We proved last time that NGCSU is far more than you make it out to be, and far more than you'll understand.

You're really not worth my time...again. I wasted my time last time even after saying I wouldn't. Wouldn't you know; I came out on top.

I have no need to prove myself, again. You won't see me post again. Hope you run your nawz into a tree.

Happy Motoring! :goodjob:
You are as delusional as your butt-buddy qd. You both think you are the supreme victors regardless of what the other party says. Face it, you are a moron who tried to drive his POS car up a runaway truck ramp and got stuck. I busted your ass about your obvious stupidity and you cried.
You offered to move cars FOR A FEE. How the fuck is that a service you twiddle-dink fuckstick? I can look in the yellow pages and pay people to move a car for me.
You didn't prove shit about your school last time. You crawled back under your rock after I bashed you over and over. Much like your drivel above, you had no point to your rambling. Basically you have no retort above, so you just try to beat around the bush. Nice try, but you fall miserably short yet again.
Enjoy your weekend of driving up truck ramps you moron. Maybe next weekend you can drive off a cliff. Do us all a favor.

Fred Sanford
04-17-2007, 02:50 AM
Dont know where they're at? How's the Fit coming? The 2jz is loving its new home.:goodjob:

Frög
04-17-2007, 03:30 AM
lol @ yo rep!

EvasiveEF9
04-17-2007, 10:53 AM
You are as delusional as your butt-buddy qd. You both think you are the supreme victors regardless of what the other party says. Face it, you are a moron who tried to drive his POS car up a runaway truck ramp and got stuck. I busted your ass about your obvious stupidity and you cried.
You offered to move cars FOR A FEE. How the fuck is that a service you twiddle-dink fuckstick? I can look in the yellow pages and pay people to move a car for me.
You didn't prove shit about your school last time. You crawled back under your rock after I bashed you over and over. Much like your drivel above, you had no point to your rambling. Basically you have no retort above, so you just try to beat around the bush. Nice try, but you fall miserably short yet again.
Enjoy your weekend of driving up truck ramps you moron. Maybe next weekend you can drive off a cliff. Do us all a favor.
LoLoL

Later.