Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[scabtastic]

Chris, Kayla is a E-Stalker

[IMPORTchic]

Chris, Cody is obsessed

[osnap]

...meh just get off her nuts and you wont have to worry about it lol

[osnap]

LOL would you 2 just make up and get along? haha

[scabtastic]

She's currently baking me death cookies.

[IMPORTchic]

She's currently baking me death cookies.

Im sorry but that made me :lmfao: !!!!!




And chris......NO! :taun:

[scabtastic]

Chris, Cody is obsessed

I'm just speaking the truth holmes

[osnap]

Im sorry but that made me :lmfao: !!!!! yeah i LIRL'd at that haha.

[IMPORTchic]

Lets go back and look who posted in here first.....hummmmnnn? I WONDER?!

Thank you! Come again! =)

[osnap]

Alright both of you drop it. For me? Pleeeeaaaaseeee?

[scabtastic]

Lets go back and look who posted in here first.....hummmmnnn? I WONDER?!

Thank you! Come again! =)

let's see who's been in the other threads ive been in?...so than YOU and come again.

[Tech5]

lololol

[IMPORTchic]

Alright both of you drop it. For me? Pleeeeaaaaseeee?



Okay....:cry:



...but ONLY because you are the only person I can sit with in the middle of the day at home and drink margaritas and eat mexican with and actually have fun! :crazy:

[osnap]

i was just tryna get you drunk ;)

check your reps btw

[IMPORTchic]

i was just tryna get you drunk ;)

check your reps btw

Too bad it didnt work! Cheap margaritas FTW!!! =)
And I am on my way.....to repz and BED! You know some of us have class and work!!! =P

[osnap]

lol im tired so im skipping my 1st class tomorrow. :lmfao:

[scabtastic]

Chris, Kayla...speaking of e-stalkers...

[osnap]

LOL i saw who you were talking about, he left though haha

[IMPORTchic]

Chris, Kayla...speaking of e-stalkers...

Now THAT is the truth.....:eek:

[Tech5]

Yallm crack me up!!!

O SNAP

[scabtastic]

hehehe

[osnap]

See, you guys are actually agreeing on something. lol was that so hard?

[scabtastic]

OH **** HE'S BACK!...she's the one mad at me

[X-Runner]

Chris, Kayla...speaking of e-stalkers...

Say what? lol

[osnap]

:lmfao:

[scabtastic]

Say what? lol

:ninja:

[IMPORTchic]

See, you guys are actually agreeing on something. lol was that so hard?



YES!!!


and holy ****..... :thinking:

[X-Runner]

Do what now?

I dont know :thinking:

[osnap]

LOL please tell me you typed that with that one dude with the nextel in TWISTED CUSTOMZ or whatever's voice in your head... :lmfao:

edit - dammit cody. pwned by your edit AND by posts by others before mine. ugh.

[scabtastic]

I dont know :thinking:

exactly

[scabtastic]

LOL please tell me you typed that with that one dude with the nextel in TWISTED CUSTOMZ or whatever's voice in your head... :lmfao:

edit - dammit cody. pwned by your edit AND by posts by others before mine. ugh.

yes, yes i did before i edited it

[X-Runner]

exactly

Im lost...

[scabtastic]

Im lost...

get a map?:screwy:

[osnap]

HAHA WTF is goin on in here

[X-Runner]

get a map?:screwy:

I have a GPS thingy but its of no help here :(

[osnap]

UGH!!! HEII NO!!! I would rather not be stalked....

Well....will have Jason this time atleast....im gonna follow yall around :ninja:

[IMPORTchic]

We=disaster in threads!

[IMPORTchic]

im gonna follow yall around :ninja:
Atealst you are telling me so! :rolleyes:

[osnap]

once again... WHORESLOUNGE. it happens. lol.

[scabtastic]

That'll do pig, that'll do

[osnap]

That'll do pig, that'll dolol ok now even im lost, wtf are you talking about haha

[scabtastic]

I have a GPS thingy but its of no help here :(

well duh, this is the interwebz not the hwy n00b:lmfao:

[IMPORTchic]

lol ok now even im lost, wtf are you talking about hahaBABE!!!!!

...the movie you know?!

[X-Runner]

well duh, this is the interwebz not the hwy n00b:lmfao:

:lmao: sorry

[osnap]

BABE!!!!!lol didnt know we were still using nicknames, honeybun :lmfao:

[ranger250x]

so i was walking past a miata with its hood propped, stock 1.6L and two guys walk up and start gawking at it. one looks at the other and says it has a nissan engine in it. hahaha it even had mazda on the valve covers just my little story

[IMPORTchic]

so i was walking past a miata with its hood propped, stock 1.6L and two guys walk up and start gawking at it. one looks at the other and says it has a nissan engine in it. hahaha it even had mazda on the valve covers just my little story


dude....you are ruining our disaster!! :taun:

[scabtastic]

This thread isnt talking about ricers ...


wait so babe and honeybun...whats my nickname?

[IMPORTchic]

lol didnt know we were still using nicknames, honeybun :lmfao:

:thinking:

[IMPORTchic]

This thread isnt talking about ricers ...


wait so babe and honeybun...whats my nickname?

sugumns!

[osnap]

...wait, i forget, who's sourlips?

[IMPORTchic]

...wait, i forget, who's sourlips?

nooo nooo nooo....you have it all wrong....its salty....:gay:

[scabtastic]

ok...so we are babe,sugumns, and honeybun and together we will confuse the **** out of IA..agreed?

[osnap]

nooo nooo nooo....you have it all wrong....its salty....:gay:well they tasted sour to me :ninja:

[osnap]

ok...so we are babe,sugumns, and honeybun and together we will confuse the **** out of IA..agreed?AGREED!

[IMPORTchic]

ok...so we are babe,sugumns, and honeybun and together we will confuse the **** out of IA..agreed?

Capeesh?! Capeesh!! :D

[scabtastic]

ok guys...coast is clear

[X-Runner]

ok guys...coast is clear

for what? :lmao:

[scabtastic]

ah **** nevermind

[osnap]

i should have gone to bed hours ago lol. damn yall

[IMPORTchic]

OhhhhSNAP.....run and hide!! Mayday mayday!!!

[scabtastic]

for what? :lmao:

to dance the dance of life :bump:...what were you thinking

[X-Runner]

OhhhhSNAP.....run and hide!! Mayday mayday!!!

You crack me up, really

[osnap]

OhhhhSNAP.....run and hide!! Mayday mayday!!!Saltylips overboard! OH NOES!

[X-Runner]

to dance the dance of life :bump:...what were you thinking

Idk, sorry for crashing the party but its just so much fun :lmfao:

[IMPORTchic]

Saltylips overboard! OH NOES!

Chris....I am on a plane.....not a boat.....:lmfao:

[osnap]

you're wherever i say you are dammit! and you're on neither, you're in the water. :lmfao:

[X-Runner]

Chris....I am on a plane.....not a boat.....:lmfao:

Please... jump. :taun:

[osnap]

oh cmon now.

btw this is seriously an EPIC threadjack

[scabtastic]

its ok...white people can't dance which is why you werent invited...sour lips aka salty lips aka honey bun aka death cooker baker went overboard?...where a lifesaver?!

[Psycho]

Waaa, I have school tomorrow :(

[Revmaynard]

That his airbox was a turbo. LOL

It was a 1996 Dodge Avenger, none the less.

[X-Runner]

its ok...white people can't dance which is why you werent invited...sour lips aka salty lips aka honey bun aka death cooker baker went overboard?...where a lifesaver?!

eggscuse me but the rest of you are white :lmfao:

[osnap]

Waaa, I have school tomorrow :(...k?

@ cody - yeeeeah, when i ordered the boat supplies i kinda ordered the wrong kind of lifesavers, so unfortunately shes gone. unless you wanna go after her, but fukk that, the water is cold. in the meantime, want one of these? they're tasty

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/137849/200.jpg

[Psycho]

The funniest thing a ricer has ever told me was that his car was under $35,000... I laughed and then spit on him.

[osnap]

btw kayla texted me, she turned her monitor off and shes going to bed, but she says thanks for the lulz. booo no more threadjacking haha

[scabtastic]

did he have one of those things you stick in the exhuast tip that whistles like a turbo that'd be cool


btw US:bigdance::bigdance:............................ .x runner :(

[scabtastic]

eggscuse me but the rest of you are white :lmfao:

can you prove that im one of those so called "crakas?":D

[X-Runner]

Proof lulz

iceman7329 (2:46:59 AM): scabtastic is white correct?
osnapiheartthat2 (2:47:06 AM): lol yeah why

[scabtastic]

you look hard enough theyre picture of me floating around...

[osnap]

Proof lulz

iceman7329 (2:46:59 AM): scabtastic is white correct?
osnapiheartthat2 (2:47:06 AM): lol yeah whyfake.

[X-Runner]

fake.

:ninja:

[scabtastic]

man chris done ****ed me over....

[scabtastic]

I CALL SHENANIGANS!

[osnap]

:lmfao:

[scabtastic]

Ah hell....please replace that with another one

[scabtastic]

...see i have an afro..meaning im not a craka.....btw chris im not calling you babe, were giving you another nickname

[osnap]

no chance! lol

disclaimer - that picture was in like his freshman year of highschool and that was after he decided it would be funny to pick his jewfro out hahaha

[scabtastic]

ok at least there is a disclaimer

[osnap]

lol dont call me babe you fag. kayla calls me that.

[osnap]

im never deleting that picture btw. prime blackmail material.

[scabtastic]

lol sour/salty lips:lickpuss:

[osnap]

LMFAO she is gonna kick your ass

[scabtastic]

do not make me find the picture of you in pigtails there homie.:lmfao:

[osnap]

LOL fukk you man that was 8th grade. and those girls made me do that sh!t, nobody forced you to pick your fro out hahaha

[scabtastic]

my fellow people thought i would get back to my roots if i picked it out.

[osnap]

alright there toby

[scabtastic]

time to destroy another thead...x runner when you see this dont come find us.

[X-Runner]

time to destroy another thead...x runner when you see this dont come find us.

:ninja:

[osnap]

screw you guys. im goin to bed lol

[scabtastic]

.....

[scabtastic]

I WILL WIN!!!! SCAB WILL REIGN VICTORIOUS

[osnap]

...wow.

[Revmaynard]

Um, yeah.

[osnap]

Um, yeah.http://msp127.photobucket.com/albums/p122/InfernoRed_2006/Lumbergh.jpg

[Revmaynard]

http://msp127.photobucket.com/albums/p122/InfernoRed_2006/Lumbergh.jpg

Exactiry.

[IMPORTchic]

LMAO!!! I got to wake to this! NIIICE! Should have stayed up a bit longer! Ohhh well....chris ILU! LOL Cody.....ugh..no hell didnt! And Xrunner...I mean...E-stalker.....omfgkjerkdjfng!!

[Ed]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p182/Mokazra/thread_direction.gif

ricers...

[osnap]

chris ILU!!LIES! :eek:

[AnthonyF]

i dunno if it is on topic or not. Like I even give a sh*t but:

at the varsity a year or 2 ago, i popped my hood on my mustang and I heard some1 say:

"DAYUMMM The new belt driven turbo"

-Ant.

[Total_Blender]

....so next time i see her.....im gonna get in my car and tell her i have nitrous by playing with the cruise control buttons to see if she believes me

I used to do that to people all the time. Hit some random button on the dash, and floor it:lmfao:

[Nemesis]

3000gt vr-4s run 11.5 in the 1/4 mile stock....

[Ed]

oh i got a good one... my neighbor once told me,

"I got a suped up blue tacoma, but they call it xrunner. It's pretty sweet."

that was pretty rice.

[japan4racing]

there is a guy here in town with a rambler that is pretty bad ass. well, a couple years ago they were down at the turkey rod run in fla. some absolute retard walks up and sees the motor...now back then it was supercharged....so this guy walks up and sees the supercharger on one side of the motor and the alternator on the other side and gets so excited and yells out "sick! twin turbo!!!!!" every one just walked away!

[RL...]

A while ago I was ridin around with my front bumper and hood off waiting for new parts to come, and while getting gas comes up to me and says:

him:"wow I bet your car is fast because of that intake!!!!"
me:"no not really, I only get like a couple hp from it if anything"
him:"stop being modest I know you get like 30whp from those!!!"
me:palm-to-forehead...

[eYezs1ck]

i heard a ricer called another ricer "ricer"

[VQ35 Star]

Random Person: Is that a porsche?

[AnthonyF]

oh i got a good one... my neighbor once told me,

"I got a suped up blue tacoma, but they call it xrunner. It's pretty sweet."

that was pretty rice.

i'll fuking kill u

-Ant.

[speedminded]

Kid asked me how I got next year's Honda already.... I have a 91 240 w/ silvia front end. Never noticed the cracked dashboard, the ok paintjob or how I had "next years Honda" lowered with an exhuast already.You really don't get it do you? Correct me if I'm wrong but the jokes on you... :lmfao:

[X-Runner]

LMAO!!! I got to wake to this! NIIICE! Should have stayed up a bit longer! Ohhh well....chris ILU! LOL Cody.....ugh..no hell didnt! And Xrunner...I mean...E-stalker.....omfgkjerkdjfng!!

Whatever you say...

[roche]

I know a guy who never stops talking about his "uncles" R34. He says he's getting it when he turns 18. He says its sponsored by all these massive companies like HKS and stuff and says its pushing like 900 hp and runs 8 sec 1/4 miles. Yet he is always talking about how he was driving it the other day blah blah blah. He said he took it down this local road and hit 160.... now mind you the road is super narrow and twisty and maybe a mile long... And he consistently says he takes it to 10000 rpm every gear. Yet every time we ask to see the car he says its in the shop... Ricer...

[b18hb]

I went to get my emissions done... first, the tech started to position the car as if it were front wheel drive... i corrected him before he followed through with his mistake. After he got the rear wheels positioned, he started looking under the car near the front wheels. I let it go on a sec, then he asked his associate.. "do you see a cat under there?" Associate looks for a min... and i break down and tell them its mid engine. They both looked like they felt a little silly.

[osnap]

I went to get my emissions done... first, the tech started to position the car as if it were front wheel drive... i corrected him before he followed through with his mistake. After he got the rear wheels positioned, he started looking under the car near the front wheels. I let it go on a sec, then he asked his associate.. "do you see a cat under there?" Associate looks for a min... and i break down and tell them its mid engine. They both looked like they felt a little silly.Mister 2?

[MR2DR]

i think he's a b18'd nsx according to his username^^^^



j/k.. no ricer. =]

[FasTech]

Me and a buddy were at a local gas station and we were in his Civic coupe, were getting gas and talking to each other about a riced out CB7 sitting at the gas pump beside us. Were just sitting there and a younger Mexician guy come out the store and started to walk towards us, so were just giving him the, "What the Hell" look and he comes over and started talking to us. So we are being cool and talking to the guy, then he asked my buddy how fast his car was... My buddy told him it was slow and then the Mexician guy started talking about the CB7 and how it was twin turbo'd, nitrous, etc..... And I was like, "Oh that's yours" and he was like yeah I just got it back from the shop, had just got the nitrous system installed! It had the whole bodykit, neons, wing, etc.... So my buddy asked him if he wanted to race.... He waited just a second and then he was like, "Naw the guy told me to be easy with the car for a few days until the motor got use to the nitrous"...lol So we payed for the gas caught up to him at a red light and he started to get on the interstate and we were too, we rode behind him for a ood 10 miles and then you hear him get on it and slowly pulled away, we were crusin at about 70. Well my buddy get up beside him and we played with him for a second then he pointed forward and he just tried to take off, we played with him for a good 30 or so miles then just got tired and left him... My buddies car was a stock 94 civic with CAI, full exhaust, lowered, and some knock off rims.

[FlipKing]

Duh, spray has a break in period,lol

[b18hb]

Mister 2?

yeah ^^