DAM ASIAN walked into my truck

[Extrememustang]

So there I was in my honda ridgeline. Its big and green so you cant miss it. I was at walmart looking for a place to park. I'm going up and down the aisle looking for a parking spot. Well this asian woman with grocery bags is walking right beside my truck. I had to go slow because of people around. Anyways her body was where my front tire is, so her walking and my driving is at the same speed and she sees her car over on the right. SO instead of looking to the right to see if a car is coming she turns and her face hits my ridgeline and she falls down. NOW instead of being a good citizen and gettin out and saying are you ok. I say this. " You know you asians cant drive and your dumasses cant walk either". I then turned my wheel and drove around her and went and parked.

[Annihilation]

you shoulda ran her over and then ripped out the pulsating liver from her corpse and ate it

[Ran]

Why were you pacing an asian lady with your truck? Trying to lure her in with your Ridgeline JMDness?

[LiL PaKi]

you shoulda ran her over and then ripped out the pulsating liver from her corpse and ate it

let me guess.. RG under Oz's name?

[AnthonyF]

So there I was in my honda ridgeline. Its big and green so you cant miss it. I was at walmart looking for a place to park. I'm going up and down the aisle looking for a parking spot. Well this asian woman with grocery bags is walking right beside my truck. I had to go slow because of people around. Anyways her body was where my front tire is, so her walking and my driving is at the same speed and she sees her car over on the right. SO instead of looking to the right to see if a car is coming she turns and her face hits my ridgeline and she falls down. NOW instead of being a good citizen and gettin out and saying are you ok. I say this. " You know you asians cant drive and your dumasses cant walk either". I then turned my wheel and drove around her and went and parked.\


that is funny as hell! +1 great story


Why were you pacing an asian lady with your truck? Trying to lure her in with your Ridgeline JMDness?


lol +1

[Annihilation]

let me guess.. RG under Oz's name?no its me sister, can you bring me down some coke and/or v8 splash or some sort of drink because I am not feeling well, thank you sister.

[Extrememustang]

Lol, if the mexican family would have got out of my way instead of walking directly down the middle of the aisle I would have drove faster.

[Annihilation]

Lol, if the mexican family would have got out of my way instead of walking directly down the middle of the aisle I would have drove faster.dude... you were in a ridgeline

thats like the shit those are designed for. plowing thru mexicans and/or silly asians.

[Ran]

It's called a bumper for a reason. :D

[Extrememustang]

dude... you were in a ridgeline

thats like the shit those are designed for. plowing thru mexicans and/or silly asians.

Lol too freaking funny. Funny part is I HAD a grill on there, but a few hrs later a asian ran the red light and hit my grill and she kept driving. Oh well. I gave reps in the last 2 posts.

[Glides]

Why were you pacing an asian lady with your truck? Trying to lure her in with your Ridgeline JMDness?

He was trying to get her to help him finish his movie ideas :D

[Extrememustang]

He was trying to get her to help him finish his movie ideas :D
Lol that was wrong, besides im not making a kung foo.:ninja:

[Echonova]

He was trying to get her to help him finish his movie ideas :D


LMAO..... you don't forget a thing:goodjob: +1

[Extrememustang]

haha

[Extrememustang]

It's called a bumper for a reason. :D
Too funny

[Frög]

lol +1

["B"]

Best story ever.

[The Youngn]

i was a little white girl (probly 12 years old) walk right into the middle of the back of my beamer when i was parked at a gas station. she hit it and i heard a bump and saw her stumble for a second....regain her balance then look back at her mom. Then i drove off laughing

[Extrememustang]

i was a little white girl (probly 12 years old) walk right into the middle of the back of my beamer when i was parked at a gas station. she hit it and i heard a bump and saw her stumble for a second....regain her balance then look back at her mom. Then i drove off laughing
:lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

I had 2 girls hump and lick my car while it was parked. I was walking from the mall in Cali and I saw 2 girls giggling and taking pictures and both of them were humping the trunk and Im going WTF O.o!!!??? Then they saw me and ran for the lifes. I was like in my head...SHIT WHY YOU RUNNING COME ON GET IN THE BACK SEAT WITH ME!!!

[Extrememustang]

We all would have done that. plus 1

[HalfBaked]

If I were her after you called me a dumbass I'd be like "I'm the dumbass? You're the one who bought a fucking honda ridgeline!'

[BTLFED]

i was a little white girl

You were? When was this? I thought you were an asian guy? :thinking:

[Extrememustang]

You were? When was this? I thought you were an asian guy? :thinking:
lol

[BKgen®]

you shoulda ran her over and then ripped out the pulsating liver from her corpse and ate it

...with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Extrememustang]

yummy

[Extrememustang]

lol

[JustinSane110™]

You were? When was this? I thought you were an asian guy? :thinking:
Man, I knew I wasn't the only one that saw that. :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ahmonrah]

Why were you pacing an asian lady with your truck? Trying to lure her in with your Ridgeline JMDness?no. he was gonna pull her into the cab and lick her nostrils....push her out and beat off in the rear of the parking lot.

[Maverick]

hahaha +1

["B"]

i was a little white girl (probly 12 years old)


Interesting.:lmfao:

[Extrememustang]

lol

[ubers2k]

Interesting.:lmfao:

x2

[mengus200sx]

So there I was in my honda ridgeline. Its big and green so you cant miss it. I was at walmart looking for a place to park. I'm going up and down the aisle looking for a parking spot. Well this asian woman with grocery bags is walking right beside my truck. I had to go slow because of people around. Anyways her body was where my front tire is, so her walking and my driving is at the same speed and she sees her car over on the right. SO instead of looking to the right to see if a car is coming she turns and her face hits my ridgeline and she falls down. NOW instead of being a good citizen and gettin out and saying are you ok. I say this. " You know you asians cant drive and your dumasses cant walk either". I then turned my wheel and drove around her and went and parked.:2up: :blah: :blah: :blah:

fuck u u bitch ..lucky we asians r nice ..o we fuck u all like how always been ...that wow we run the streets..

[BiH1320]

lol u know asians cant see straight ahead of them bcuz their eyes are shaped like a rice. so they see to their sides not whats in front of them.

[BiH1320]

So there I was in my honda ridgeline. Its big and green so you cant miss it. I was at walmart looking for a place to park. I'm going up and down the aisle looking for a parking spot. Well this asian woman with grocery bags is walking right beside my truck. I had to go slow because of people around. Anyways her body was where my front tire is, so her walking and my driving is at the same speed and she sees her car over on the right. SO instead of looking to the right to see if a car is coming she turns and her face hits my ridgeline and she falls down. NOW instead of being a good citizen and gettin out and saying are you ok. I say this. " You know you asians cant drive and your dumasses cant walk either". I then turned my wheel and drove around her and went and parked.:2up: :blah: :blah: :blah:

fuck u u bitch ..lucky we asians r nice ..o we fuck u all like how always been ...that wow we run the streets..




Jeeezz this guy takes online jokes so seriously. Dont shoot me now please.:tongue1:

[TIGERJC]

So there I was in my honda ridgeline. Its big and green so you cant miss it. I was at walmart looking for a place to park. I'm going up and down the aisle looking for a parking spot. Well this asian woman with grocery bags is walking right beside my truck. I had to go slow because of people around. Anyways her body was where my front tire is, so her walking and my driving is at the same speed and she sees her car over on the right. SO instead of looking to the right to see if a car is coming she turns and her face hits my ridgeline and she falls down. NOW instead of being a good citizen and gettin out and saying are you ok. I say this. " You know you asians cant drive and your dumasses cant walk either". I then turned my wheel and drove around her and went and parked.:2up: :blah: :blah: :blah:

fuck u u bitch ..lucky we asians r nice ..o we fuck u all like how always been ...that wow we run the streets..
The truth is you ppl can't drive. Asians on the road is like a loaded gun in the hands of 2 yr olds, something bound to go wrong. Stick to math and doing nails

[mengus200sx]

Jeeezz this guy takes online jokes so seriously. Dont shoot me now please.:tongue1:

na ..yea i just fucken around with him.... no heart feeling..igiht..peace..

[ahmonrah]

na ..yea i just fucken around with him.... no heart feeling..igiht..peace..but you need some heart english though! :thinking: