I NEED A CARPET CLEANER PRONTO PUTOS!!

[thinkfast®]

WHO GOTS ONE THEY CAN LET ME BORROW?

NEED IT FOR THIS WEEKEND, GOT SOME DIRTY CARPET TO CLEAN! (WELL DEE DOES LOLOL YEA)

WILL PAY IN REPS OR SMALL AMOUNT OF PESOS. WILL MEET OR PICK UP IF NEEDED, HOLLA @ A PLAYA!!

[Killer]

here you go, tell dee she can clean her carpet up with this!!!!!

i can lend a hand if she'd like!

[The Yousef]

here you go, tell dee she can clean her carpet up with this!!!!!

i can lend a hand if she'd like!

ahahahahahahaha... :lmfao: :lmao: +10

[soul]

i might have one, ill let you know.

just have a good ol swisha done up and we good

[Killer]

ahahahahahahaha... :lmfao: :lmao: +10


just trying to be helpful :D

[PhAtBoYMr2]

one of my good friends owns stanely steamer

i think he charges $50 a room

[thinkfast®]

MARK TELL YOUR PUTO FRIEND TO SIT ON HIS STEAMER, ASSHOLE FIRST

I NEED SOMETHIN CHEAP/FREE MAN

SOUL YOU KNOW WHAT UP, LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN COME THROUGH! I NEED IT ON FRIDAY/SATURDAY

[RandomGuy]

one of my good friends owns stanely steamer

i think he charges $50 a room
so you know stanley

[Hundo®]

here you go, tell dee she can clean her carpet up with this!!!!!

i can lend a hand if she'd like!


HAHA OWNED.

[thinkfast®]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7269/35301997wv4.jpg

[LiL PaKi]

i bought a carpet cleaner for my mom.. will loan it to ya if the price is right... btw u can rent carpet cleaners from kroger i believe

[thinkfast®]

WHAT PRICE YOU TALKIN BOUT PAKI

I CAN PAY IN SEXUAL FAVORS IF YOU LIKE

[The Yousef]

yousef may have one at home...if it fits the in the LudeLady of doom you may have it for free....


REMIND THE YOUSEF TO CHECK YOU ILLEGAL BURRITO EATING FAJITA STUFFING MOTHER BITCH!

[LiL PaKi]

WHAT PRICE YOU TALKIN BOUT PAKI

I CAN PAY IN SEXUAL FAVORS IF YOU LIKE

sorry no sexual favors... check how much kroger charges to loan a cleaner and i'll charge u less then them...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

This is bullshit rick!

Stanley steamer is the best around, You think one of those kroger carpet cleaners or the ones you can buy at walmart will actually do a good job?

come on man it pays to play

[The Yousef]

This is bullshit rick!

Stanley steamer is the best around, You think one of those kroger carpet cleaners or the ones you can buy at walmart will actually do a good job?

come on man it pays to play

you forget marky mark that richard rodriguez is rather poor....he can barely afford the 99 cent menu at Wendy's...he has to get Dee to paypal him the money so he can buy a frostie...

[Killer]

This is bullshit rick!

Stanley steamer is the best around, You think one of those kroger carpet cleaners or the ones you can buy at walmart will actually do a good job?

come on man it pays to play

actually, yeah.. the bissel ones at walmart do a pretty good job... considering the price..


not saying stanely isn't better... just saying the "steamers" you can buy at walmart aren't half bad..

[thinkfast®]

YEA MARK I JUST NEED TO CLEAN UP THE MOSH STAINS YOU AND YOUR CRONIES LEFT ON MY CARPET, I AINT PAYIN $50 PER ROOM TELL THEM TO SUCK MY PEE PEE!

[thinkfast®]

YOSEF THANKS HOMEY CHECK IT OUT AND GET BACK TO ME! ILL TEXT YOU PERRA

[thinkfast®]

sorry no sexual favors... check how much kroger charges to loan a cleaner and i'll charge u less then them...

KROGER CHARGES $9 FOR 24 HOURS!! HOOK ME UP AND I WONT DELETE ANY OF YOUR THREADS!!

[thinkfast®]

you forget marky mark that richard rodriguez is rather poor....he can barely afford the 99 cent menu at Wendy's...he has to get Dee to paypal him the money so he can buy a frostie...

PAYPAL DEEZ NUTS YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH!!

[The Yousef]

YOSEF THANKS HOMEY CHECK IT OUT AND GET BACK TO ME! ILL TEXT YOU PERRA

not a problem...trying to help a friend out....let's just pray for the following:

A: i can find it
B: it fits in the LudeLady of doom
C: it doesn't leek random on fluids in the LudeLady of doom (which if it does happen i will have gut you and eat your intestine with green peppers and provolone cheese)
D: you get your green card

[thinkfast®]

WOW YOSEF! YOU ARE CREATIVE, SMART AND WITTY!! WHY HAVENT YOU A BOYFRIEND!!

FIND IT ANIMAL

[The Yousef]

WOW YOSEF! YOU ARE CREATIVE, SMART AND WITTY!! WHY HAVENT YOU A BOYFRIEND!!

FIND IT ANIMAL

i hate you.

[thinkfast®]

HAAAAAAAAAAAY YOSEF

GROSS MAN

[Killer]

PAYPAL DEEZ NUTS YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH!!


so your girl has a set huh?


now would be a good time to insert the pic of kelly... with an OH MY! caption...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

you forget marky mark that richard rodriguez is rather poor....he can barely afford the 99 cent menu at Wendy's...he has to get Dee to paypal him the money so he can buy a frostie...


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/OhSnap2.gif

[thinkfast®]

THIS JUST IN KILLER IS A KNOWN GAY

[Killer]

THIS JUST IN KILLER IS A KNOWN GAY

nice come back there mr. original... :goodjob:

[The Yousef]

THIS JUST IN KILLER IS A KNOWN GAY
and you know this how?

do you have gaydar?

http://x88.xanga.com/668d56322823577752148/x47972209.png

[thinkfast®]

YOSEF WHY ARE YOU MAKIN BAR GRAPHS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE LOOKIN FOR A STEAMER

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY?

YOU ORDER SPINICH DIP INSIDE A BREAD BOWL

[LiL PaKi]

KROGER CHARGES $9 FOR 24 HOURS!! HOOK ME UP AND I WONT DELETE ANY OF YOUR THREADS!!

i'll think about it...

[The Yousef]

YOU ORDER SPINICH DIP INSIDE A BREAD BOWL

that shit is good!!!

:2up:

fuck you if you don't have good taste in fine cuisine!!! :tongue1: :tongue1: :tongue1: :fire:

[HalfBaked]

I don't have a Stanley Steamer, but I can give Dee a Cleveland Steamer and I'll do it for free for ya.

[ryanh300]

I don't have a Stanley Steamer, but I can give Dee a Cleveland Steamer and I'll do it for free for ya.

HAHAHA classic man, classic:idb::idb:

[thinkfast®]

IM GONNA LET HER RESPOND TO THAT

[itsjustdee]

I don't have a Stanley Steamer, but I can give Dee a Cleveland Steamer and I'll do it for free for ya.


wtf is a cleveland steamer? :thinking:

[thinkfast®]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7787/buckleupsb6.png

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Cleveland steamer
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In sexual slang, a Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks. [1][2]

[thinkfast®]

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

http://sbrooks1.cupofnoodles.com/doggystyle.gif

[itsjustdee]

that's gross. no wonder why you're HIV positive halfbaked. *gags* quit stickn it in peoples butt =X

[HalfBaked]

Hahahaha.

That may make more of a mess then you'd like.

We can do it on my bed...I have rubber sheets.

[STI LOVER]

Hahahaha.

That may make more of a mess then you'd like.

We can do it on my bed...I have rubber sheets.

dang that would hurt if u were really hairy and slept naked. ewwwww. lol

[HalfBaked]

dang that would hurt if u were really hairy and slept naked. ewwwww. lol
Yea whenever your mom stays the night she complains about her pussy hurting the next morning...

Not sure if its because of the sheets or because my cock ravages her uterus.

[itsjustdee]

Hahahaha.

That may make more of a mess then you'd like.

We can do it on my bed...I have rubber sheets.


ewww lol you're sick. don't make me beat you up like i did to yousef. hahaha

[The Yousef]

ewww lol you're sick. don't make me beat you up like i did to yousef. hahaha

me and matt...our collective powers will pw3nd your noodle eating arse!

:boxing:

[HalfBaked]

ewww lol you're sick. don't make me beat you up like i did to yousef. hahaha
I wouldn't let you beat me up!

I only let attractive girls beat me up!












OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No I'm just kidding I have no clue what you look like.





But if you associate with the likes of Yousef thats no good.....











OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


No seriously, Yousef is ugly.

[The Yousef]

I wouldn't let you beat me up!

I only let attractive girls beat me up!












OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No I'm just kidding I have no clue what you look like.





But if you associate with the likes of Yousef thats no good.....











OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


No seriously, Yousef is ugly.

God damn you....i hope you contract herpes again... :2up:

[Mr_Mischif]

Yea whenever your mom stays the night she complains about her pussy hurting the next morning...

Not sure if its because of the sheets or because my cock ravages her uterus.

LOL you're such a mean motherfucker.

[itsjustdee]

me and matt...our collective powers will pw3nd your noodle eating arse!

:boxing:


whatever, i'll own the both of you bitches :yes:

[itsjustdee]

www.myspace.com/dianneeeeee (http://www.myspace.com/dianneeeeee)

my pics are there. i'm not ugly :)

[itsjustdee]

and yousef isn't my friend.....

i just use him....

who doesn't though?


hahah i'm kidding yousef!

[HalfBaked]

www.myspace.com/dianneeeeee (http://www.myspace.com/dianneeeeee)

my pics are there. i'm not ugly :)
Ok. You aren't.

I'd probably give ya an STD if ya were lucky and I was drunk.

[The Yousef]

hahah i'm kidding yousef!

who says i'm not using you....:ninja: :goodjob: :yes: :tongue1: :bump: :taun: :eek: :crazy: :boobies: :D :blah:

[itsjustdee]

who says i'm not using you....:ninja: :goodjob: :yes: :tongue1: :bump: :taun: :eek: :crazy: :boobies: :D :blah:

use me for what? i wouldn't give you anything anyway. ahhaha:bump: :tongue1: :lmfao: :blah: :D ;) :rolleyes: :crazy:

[The Yousef]

use me for what? i wouldn't give you anything anyway. ahhaha:bump: :tongue1: :lmfao: :blah: :D ;) :rolleyes: :crazy:

i purposely let you put me into a headlock so my face was closer to your boobies... :boobies:

[thinkfast®]

BURN BITCH!! BURN

PEACE VATOS

[itsjustdee]

yippe! time to go home. bye fuckers <3 see you manana (:

[thinkfast®]

BUMP, WHATS UP W/ THE STEAMER YOSEF

[The Yousef]

BUMP, WHATS UP W/ THE STEAMER YOSEF

MOTHER FUCKER I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME/TEXT ME!!!!


i forgot to look... :lmao:

[thinkfast®]

YOU SCUMBAG

[itsjustdee]

yeah yousef, you're such a biatch.

[thinkfast®]

oOoooOoOooOoOOoo

[The Yousef]

yeah yousef, you're such a biatch.

cool.


i'll just 'forget' to look again tonight...then you and richard will have to whore yourselfs out for a carpet cleaner...:tongue1:


:goodjob:

[thinkfast®]

TAKE IT BACK DEE, YOSEF GETTN SENSITIVE..

JERK

[itsjustdee]

ok i take it back. dang yousef.