When I went to work out today

[Extrememustang]

So at noon, I wanted to work out but there was this woman in there with her music blasting and her clothes on 2 of the machines and her radio on another. SO I was like ok I will come back later,4pm still there,5pm still there. At 6 I said fuck it so I went and worked out. I moved her stuff cause I didnt like her monpolysing the apt gym. SHe started yeslling out WOOOOHOOO, I was like ok that was loud what is she praising Jesus and she is listening to gospel or something. Then after 10 of those it got a little more intense. WOOOOHOOO DAMN, then WOOHOOO SHIT, then WOOOHOOO MOTHERFUCKER. I looked at her funny and she says "this is how I always work out", I was like greeeeaaaattttt. Then after 5 more at the top of her lungs saying WOOOHOOO MOTHERFUCKER. I was like ok time to go. What a crack head woman.

[Wurm]

u should have gave her a mushroom stamp of approval

[Halfwit]

your gonna have to ride on that bitch.

[RandomGuy]

lol i guess she figures gym membership is cheaper than rent lolol


-free utilities
-fully furnished
-cable TV
-clean restrooms


hahahahah

[Frög]

lol id be pissed.

[EssAreTwenTee]

just use the stalker scare. Just let her catch you staring and when she says something just say sorry but i like your skin can i touch it.

[thepolecat]

i would have asked her what the fuck was up- thats weird!

[babowc]

lol
what a fuckin nut..

[Extrememustang]

just use the stalker scare. Just let her catch you staring and when she says something just say sorry but i like your skin can i touch it.lol +1

[81911SC]

Best thing I have heard today.

[Julio]

you shouldve asked her to give you some of whatever it is she smoking..

[cactusEG]

yea crack

[Extrememustang]

Yea and this is a everyday thing that she is in there.

[Halfwit]

anal rape buttsecks her.

[Extrememustang]

lol she would probably smack me around and say whats my name bitch!

[Hektik]

next time go in there in a speedo and start mimicking her everytime she yells... eventually she'll be weirded out enough to leave... or fukit just go in there nekid and start slapping ur dick on the machines.and tell her " this is how I work out"

[Extrememustang]

next time go in there in a speedo and start mimicking her everytime she yells... eventually she'll be weirded out enough to leave... or fukit just go in there nekid and start slapping ur dick on the machines.and tell her " this is how I work out"
I like the naked part, I actually have answered the door naked before because thats how I usually am.

[LilMonty]

next time go in there in a speedo and start mimicking her everytime she yells... eventually she'll be weirded out enough to leave... or fukit just go in there nekid and start slapping ur dick on the machines.and tell her " this is how I work out"

Very unique way to workout! Fuckin, still laughing.:lmfao:

[Hulud]

how did you not realize that she did this just to get you away?

did you see anyone else around her? was she doin it while you were in there yet not around?

yea think about it