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quickdodge®
03-22-2007, 09:00 PM
Okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!


Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!

Later, QD.

WWJDrift
03-22-2007, 09:02 PM
oh man

AgentEasy
03-22-2007, 09:02 PM
funny..




but heard it b4.. sorry QD.. maybe you should just stick to your usual quips.. and own genius/making fun of lesser, and yournger individuals..

BTLFED
03-22-2007, 09:02 PM
Grose! :lmfao: :lmfao:

OneSlow5pt0
03-22-2007, 09:07 PM
repost

Mr_Mischif
03-22-2007, 09:16 PM
Nasty repost.

00CelicaGT
03-22-2007, 09:36 PM
lol

RandomGuy
03-22-2007, 09:47 PM
LOL WTF THATS SOME RAN KIZAMA SHIT RIGHT THERE BUT SUBTRACT THE GIRL


EWWWW

dorin48
03-22-2007, 09:51 PM
Im now reconsidering my sig.......

Frög
03-22-2007, 09:57 PM
gross lol

bigdare23
03-22-2007, 10:00 PM
Hell naw

NewGen33
03-22-2007, 10:02 PM
Im now reconsidering my sig.......
QD inspires all... well mostly all minus the haters.

RandomGuy
03-22-2007, 10:15 PM
qd is the man but


damn yall are nutswinging awfully hard there.... his aged prostates might not be able to take it.

Jecht
03-22-2007, 10:38 PM
Nasty repost.

OMG I was going to + rep you for the comic in your sig but it won't let me. :-(