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quickdodge®
03-22-2007, 08:31 PM
A woman was in a coma,
she had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response
on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."

Later, QD.
RandomGuy
03-22-2007, 08:36 PM
lmao
§treet_§peed
03-22-2007, 08:46 PM
LOL!!!!!!!
§treet_§peed
03-22-2007, 08:47 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodge® again.
BTLFED
03-22-2007, 08:51 PM
LMMOTHERFUCKINAO! :lmfao: :lmfao:
WWJDrift
03-22-2007, 08:52 PM
haha
Jecht
03-22-2007, 08:56 PM
LMFAO :lmao:
PEST
03-23-2007, 12:53 AM
ohh hell no!!!!!!!!
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Nitro
03-23-2007, 12:56 AM
haha
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03-23-2007, 12:58 AM
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ubers2k
03-23-2007, 12:58 AM
awesome... +1
Frög
03-23-2007, 01:29 AM
lol
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03-23-2007, 06:03 AM
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03-23-2007, 06:22 AM
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:goodjob:
AgentEasy
03-23-2007, 06:22 AM
best out of the jokes tonight QD!!!! lmao
itsjustdee
03-23-2007, 07:58 AM
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03-23-2007, 07:59 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!
Killer
03-23-2007, 08:16 AM
.... i can't believe ya'll haven't hear that one... funny, but kinda old...
Ran
03-23-2007, 12:14 PM
lol
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03-23-2007, 12:16 PM
ah good shit lol
Mike Lowrey
03-23-2007, 01:37 PM
:confused:

Ask Ricky to roleplay the joke above....... :lmfao:

Say "Show me again, human!"
itsjustdee
03-23-2007, 01:44 PM
Ask Ricky to roleplay the joke above....... :lmfao:

Say "Show me again, human!"


shush.! :tongue1: